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[–]kieferbutt 100 points101 points ago

[–]diggity_dunks 47 points48 points ago

Enjoy the downvote dickhead.

[–]AssumedTableFlip 21 points22 points ago

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[–]Smoke_deGrasse_Sagan 9 points10 points ago

┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

[–]ObamaStoleMyKFC 44 points45 points ago

No, quit begging for upvotes like a desperate prick.

[–]ronnyman123 32 points33 points ago

Why the fuck is /r/funny becoming /r/adviceanimals?

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

happy cakeday ronnyman123!

[–]arcanition 19 points20 points ago

I gave you an upside-down upvote if that counts for anything.

[–]Brakepoint 6 points7 points ago

If you want upvotes on your cakeday at least try to be funny.

[–]LeDarkFiggot 54 points55 points ago

Yeah, we're gonna need you to go ahead and upvote this comment too.

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

These posts are quite pathetic. Are you so desperate for attention that you feel the need to announce the anniversary of when you signed up for a website? If so, I feel incredibly bad for you and hope you'll go outside and have some meaningful human contact.

[–]deerdownvote 4 points5 points ago

[–]THE_GR8_MIKE 3 points4 points ago

You're one year old?

[–]PiddlyDerp 12 points13 points ago

Fuck it, I like Office Space.

[–]LeDarkFiggot -2 points-1 points ago

THIS

[–]ParakeetNipple 4 points5 points ago

CAME HERE.

[–]BlackLabel2021 3 points4 points ago

CTRL+F "CAME HERE" WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED

[–]AnsonLM 8 points9 points ago

I upvoted you, but come on, man. This was posted 2 days ago.

[–]LeDarkFiggot 9 points10 points ago

Doesn't matter, had sex.

[–]AtTheLeftThere 2 points3 points ago

I can't argue with Lumbergh. Not after that fucking dream.

[–]massaikosis 0 points1 point ago

I believe you'd get your ass kicked for sayin somethin like that!

[–]Chinook700 0 points1 point ago

I feel like the only reason this is getting so many upvotes is that everyone wants to have the same thing happen on their cake day so they don't want to shame these types of posts out of existence... until their cake day.

[–]blinkdmb -1 points0 points ago

Happy Cake day to you too!

[–]Robobble -5 points-4 points ago

At least you're honest about it. Upvote.

[–]ParakeetNipple -2 points-1 points ago

i upgoated you XD

[–]MILKB0T -5 points-4 points ago

You are literally a bag of shit.

I don't even know how you posted this with no arms seeing as you're a sack of feces and all. Maybe some of the rotten filth oozed from a tear in the bag and dribbled onto keyboard.

Kill yourself you worthless fat faggot.

[–]FishSteak 7 points8 points ago

Literally.

[–]Hubris2 -2 points-1 points ago

That's ok. It can be your cake day, and not post anything at all too.

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[–]firstaccounttemp -1 points0 points ago

Because you can't upvote yourself?

[–]james39[!] -3 points-2 points ago

You know....I think this is okay. I like when nobody is bullshitting me about their intent.