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No screenshotsCute couple... (imgur.com)
submitted 12 days ago by OshawaConnection
[–]mr_niggle 775 points776 points777 points 12 days ago
poor guy's got hoverhand even though they're already dating.
[–]SpartaWillBurn 505 points506 points507 points 12 days ago
ur just sayin that idiot
[–]Stewart_Fishington 423 points424 points425 points 12 days ago
Stop being tsundere.
[–]themanofawesomeness 123 points124 points125 points 12 days ago
I love you always, Stewart_Fishington-kun.
[–]jordanminjie 82 points83 points84 points 12 days ago
me too.
[–]Biggle 11 points12 points13 points 12 days ago
What does 'kun' and 'chan' mean? Anyone know?
[–]Bobbias 28 points29 points30 points 12 days ago
In japanese, there are what are known as honorifics, which are kinda like titles that go after someone's name. Kinda similar to Mr., Ms., etc. But japanese has more of them.
Chan and Kun are honorifics used often between close friends (of the same age) or by an older person talking to someone younger than them. Chan is the female honorific, and Kun is the male equivalent. There's also San, which is more respectful, and Sama, which is extremely respectful, along with a few others that aren't used too much (even Sama is pretty uncommon these days.)
San is pretty much the equivalent of Mr. in english, except that it applies equally to men and women.
[–]hedges747 22 points23 points24 points 12 days ago
Daniel-San!!!!!
[–]Ezuri 9 points10 points11 points 12 days ago
they are honorifics
[–]priorit 18 points19 points20 points 12 days ago
In Japanese, you put them at the end of names for people younger than you, and in some cases to sound cute. "kun" is mostly for boys and "chan" is mostly for girls
[–]Chinook700 14 points15 points16 points 12 days ago
NAME-SHWAAAN
[–]BeardyMcBeardster 5 points6 points7 points 12 days ago
I get this! And it's Nami.
[–]troutmix 15 points16 points17 points 12 days ago
hmm....
4chan.
for little girls.
4 - four
chan - little girl
wat.
[–]misterfanwank 7 points8 points9 points 12 days ago
Sit down before you hurt yourself, son.
"Chan" is short for channel in this case, similar to how "anime" is short for "animation." The name "4chan" comes from the similarly styled Japanese "Futaba Channel" website, which translates to "Two Leafs Channel," and is often shortened to just "Futaba" or "2chan."
This is why 4Chan's logo is four leafs.
An important thing to remember about Japanese is it has an extremely limited pool of phonemes compared to other languages, like English and Russian, so they often reuse phonemes and groups of phonemes. For this reason Japanese is a fairly punny language and the best way to ensure an accurate understanding of Japanese is to know Kanji.
[–]Sinthesys 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago
'chan' does not mean 'little girl'. It's a title. It's closer to 'miss'.
[–]kilo4fun 5 points6 points7 points 12 days ago
And the chan in 4chan means channel.
[–]misterfanwank 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago
In this case it means "channel."
[–]APretentiousHipster 0 points1 point2 points 12 days ago
Looked this up a while ago and my source said there was no gender basis. Apparently it is completely arbitrary. Got to wondering when the wiiaboo ex-gf kept calling me APretentiousHipster-chan.
[–]CoyoteStark 12 points13 points14 points 12 days ago
i luv him 5-evar, which is mor than 4evur
[–]R3miel7 9 points10 points11 points 12 days ago
b-baka!
[–]tytotabuki 35 points36 points37 points 12 days ago
relevant
[–]beliefsarerelative 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago
hahaha that's great, where's it from?
[–]RAPT0RJESUS 0 points1 point2 points 12 days ago
Naruto
[–]DoWhile 96 points97 points98 points 12 days ago
lyk dis if you cri evertim
[–]manwithhat2 64 points65 points66 points 12 days ago
Gets old, man.
[–]griesuschrist 31 points32 points33 points 12 days ago
Yeah, even the comments on reddit are reposts.
[–]FuCKiNTowel 148 points149 points150 points 12 days ago
[–]pciespresso 11 points12 points13 points 12 days ago
[–]luffyjr 5 points6 points7 points 12 days ago
so meta
[–]IrritableOwlSyndrome 41 points42 points43 points 12 days ago
True SAP
[–]noartwist 41 points42 points43 points 12 days ago
Spanish American Princess? I don't think that applies here.
[–]Monkeys_with_Guns 18 points19 points20 points 12 days ago
Serene Apartment Pose?
[–]Buy_Jupiter 12 points13 points14 points 12 days ago
No, no, no. It stands for Super Army Penguins. Very relevant here.
[–]Monkeys_with_Guns 7 points8 points9 points 12 days ago
Serpentine Argument Prose?
[–]DrAbednego 20 points21 points22 points 12 days ago
You're all wrong it stands for Silly Anime Perv
[–]Buy_Jupiter 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago
I feel this is relevant; http://www.sasquatchfilms.net/sqog/pics/penguin.jpg
[–]Biggle 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago
Pretty sure sap comes from trees.
[–]doctor_why 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago
Smelly Ass Pirate?
[–]supercrunch 11 points12 points13 points 12 days ago
Sexually Ambiguous Prostitute
[–]systmh 20 points21 points22 points 12 days ago
Hoverhand even while illustrated.
[–]ha_nope 125 points126 points127 points 12 days ago
you aint seen nothing http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/a/image/1336/34/1336349470204.jpg
[–]Stealsfromhobos 82 points83 points84 points 12 days ago
That's Thad McMichael, and he's currently being charged with child porn possession.
He's fucking hilarious though.
[–]waffle_ss 26 points27 points28 points 12 days ago
Here's the relevant investigating agent testimony
[–]nameoriginunkown 15 points16 points17 points 12 days ago
Wow, that's pretty fucking horrible.
[–]originalusername2 13 points14 points15 points 12 days ago
Wow. It's almost as if he was trying to get caught.
[–]lols 5 points6 points7 points 12 days ago
Oh lawdy.
[–]r1y23 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago
That was a good read.
[–]dirice87 14 points15 points16 points 12 days ago
so...I actually was curious and googled his name, and somehow ended up watching a full grown man having sex with a pillow with JPOP playing in the background. Thanks r/WTF, you've delivered.
[–]reddittarded 26 points27 points28 points 12 days ago
10 bucks his CP is actually hand-drawn loli hentai.
[–]glemnar 7 points8 points9 points 12 days ago
The law doesn't give a fuck about loli Hentai. They're after child abuse and human trafficking.
[–]reddittarded 9 points10 points11 points 12 days ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_status_of_cartoon_pornography_depicting_minors
Currently, countries that have made it illegal to possess (or create/distribute) sexual images of fictional characters who are described as or appear to be under eighteen years old include Canada, South Africa, Sweden, the United Kingdom, and the Philippines.
[–]IHaveAScatFetishAMA 5 points6 points7 points 12 days ago
They most certainly do. It's treated as an equivalent to actual CP in many countries.
Get caught with it in your possession and you're fucked.
[–]ozymand1as 5 points6 points7 points 12 days ago
Cue loli=?cp debate
[–]liberalis 2 points3 points4 points 11 days ago
The complaint stated "real children".
[–]IHaveAScatFetishAMA 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago
Probably, though it's not like anyone that doesn't already find him creepy as hell cares. We just think it's funny.
[–]Kajillionaire 6 points7 points8 points 12 days ago
SUGOI!
[–]LoverofLiterature 77 points78 points79 points 12 days ago
Pretty sure that's a parody. I seriously hope it's a parody.
Damn it tell me it's a parody.
[–]3klipse 29 points30 points31 points 12 days ago
I got you man.
Its real 0_o
[–]HigherFive 82 points83 points84 points 12 days ago*
[NSFW]
[–]spicardo28 90 points91 points92 points 12 days ago
WHAT IN THE ALMIGHTY FUCK.
[–]DivineDevil 14 points15 points16 points 12 days ago
AAAAAAAAAAHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
[–]blahblahblahdkjdfgj 5 points6 points7 points 12 days ago
He still has his glasses on.
[–]RealBigMeech103 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago
What is it?
[–]Comafly 7 points8 points9 points 12 days ago
It is an African-American man making love to a human sized pillow with an anime girl printed on to it. It is one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen.
[–]TheSlendid 33 points34 points35 points 12 days ago
I've seen a lot of things but...
I think I'm done for tonight.
[–]RoblesZX 31 points32 points33 points 12 days ago
Dude... Fuck the internet. I'm going outside.
[–]justbecausewhynot 26 points27 points28 points 12 days ago
This just took the cake as the most fucked up thing on the internet. Ive seen shit man. Ived worked in an ER for a few years, and been around the darkest parts of the internet. But this... this... http://i.imgur.com/OLAdi.gif
[–]LoverofLiterature 36 points37 points38 points 12 days ago
That's.. Can you give me a rope and a ceiling hook, please? I, uh, need it for my pirate costume.
[–]tyler2k 18 points19 points20 points 12 days ago
oh fuck, why did I click that
[–]HonorAmongSteves 29 points30 points31 points 12 days ago
NSFL.
[–]I_Dont_Have_One 13 points14 points15 points 12 days ago
It's a guy having sex with a pillow, it's not that bad at all. If a girl were doing it we'd be all over it.
[–]unklemonkey 5 points6 points7 points 12 days ago
I'm sorry, but if a girl were pretending the pillow was a sentient being, even going as far as to say "it was our first time" that'd still be fucking weird.
[–]justmerriwether 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago
He's in prison right now for possessing and distributing child pornography. He's a convicted pedophile.
http://www.ganggarrison.com/forums/index.php?topic=31584.0
http://www.theanimereality.com/2012/03/02/man-with-imaginary-anime-waifu-arrested-for-child-pornography/
[–]SirPrize 13 points14 points15 points 12 days ago
Thank God mousing over that gave a few screenshots of it. Not watching that.
[–]reon3-_ 22 points23 points24 points 12 days ago
oh my god there is no god.
[–]silentkill144 9 points10 points11 points 12 days ago
WAT
[–]worlddictator85 8 points9 points10 points 12 days ago
I...I think he broke her spine in a couple parts...
[–]attaxx 12 points13 points14 points 12 days ago
IT IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
YOU RUINED IT
MY EYES...
[–]10007638 8 points9 points10 points 12 days ago*
I can do this. I've braved space dicks. edit: I braved this too, unfortunately.
[–]TheShaeDee 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago
As have I my friend. But this, I think it is the touch of sadness that does it in for me.
[–]jamzzz 6 points7 points8 points 12 days ago
Ewww the guy kept his socks on.
[–]Geocat 24 points25 points26 points 12 days ago
Once I realized what was going on...
[–]GLayne 9 points10 points11 points 12 days ago
I'm 22 and what is this...?
[–]GrammarGorilla 5 points6 points7 points 12 days ago
My brother has a pillow like that... Oh. God. Why?
[–]GoldLegends 7 points8 points9 points 12 days ago
Wh.. why did I get a boner.. I'm so ashamed.. and aroused.
[–]attaxx 8 points9 points10 points 12 days ago
everyone questions their own sexuality, but after seeing this video... I'm now sure that I won't be able to feel sexual arousal for any living or inanimate being in this universe.
[–]Chinook700 5 points6 points7 points 12 days ago
NSFW....
[–]jxnpope12 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago
Not clicking on this might be the smartest thing I do tonight
[–]Brogoas 26 points27 points28 points 12 days ago
It's real, IIRC that guy got busted for CP too
[–]dragon824 9 points10 points11 points 12 days ago
Seems you remember correctly. Disgusting.
http://www.g7gaming.net/t3694-madthad0890-arrested-for-child-porn
[–]attaxx 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago
googled, thad mcmichael.... http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.352713-Internet-Personality-Thad-McMichael-Arrested-for-Child-Pornography
[–]ThatIsMyHat 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago
Some things shouldn't even be done as parody.
[–]FamineLord 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago
it wasn't parody man :(
[–]downvoter_of_puns 8 points9 points10 points 12 days ago
Is that the girl from School Days?
[–]MemeBot420 8 points9 points10 points 12 days ago
nice boat.
[–]bitcheslovedroids 8 points9 points10 points 12 days ago
[–]Bapetacular 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago
ha_nope STOP BEING Tsundere
[–]JohnRayburntheActor 239 points240 points241 points 12 days ago
This new Andre the Giant sucks
[–]noirdrone 194 points195 points196 points 12 days ago
Oh Krieger-San, when will we be wed?
[–]Mcfggy 27 points28 points29 points 12 days ago
Oh you are just your mother all over again!
[–]AcesCharles2 6 points7 points8 points 12 days ago
My cherry blossoms are wilting!
[–]iamthelucky1 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago
Hahaha, so subtle. I love Archer.
[–]perrycox69 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago
My cherry blossoms are wilting :(
[–]jmb1406 215 points216 points217 points 12 days ago
He needs to step up his imaginary bitches game
[–]Laughing_man 82 points83 points84 points 12 days ago
We're getting there, maybe Google glass could work as this.
[–]Yadowshadow 25 points26 points27 points 12 days ago*
The moment she gets smacked and you can genuinely see the face of pain on a hologram.
I can only imagine the inevitable weird sexual fantasies this is purported to fulfill...
[–]Sicar1us 10 points11 points12 points 12 days ago
I can't wait!
[–]Kaskademtg 43 points44 points45 points 12 days ago
dafuq did I just watch
[–]load_more_comets 19 points20 points21 points 12 days ago
The future! I can't wait.
[–]racoonpeople 13 points14 points15 points 12 days ago
Neckbeard trap.
[–]rakantae 15 points16 points17 points 12 days ago
That's actually pretty cool.
[–]MrPizzlyBear 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago
Imagine this, but with Slender Man. The way people would look at someone wearing weird glasses, running away from nothing...
[–]awesomemanftw 6 points7 points8 points 12 days ago
is this from archer? If it is, what episode? If not, what show and what episode?
[–]cohrt 16 points17 points18 points 12 days ago
archer season 2 episode 6
[–]K4ge 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago
Yes, it's Archer. I love Krieger.
I don't remember the episode, though.
Krieger: living the dream
[–]aguyonline 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago
Krieger-san!
[–]lolzycakes 41 points42 points43 points 12 days ago
"Me too." Oh man, I bet she was pissed after that...
[–]JoesShittyOs 17 points18 points19 points 12 days ago
He won't even fully commit to his imaginary cartoon girlfriend
[–]I-Redeemer 49 points50 points51 points 12 days ago
He looks like a fat Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords
[–]Tpoe 44 points45 points46 points 12 days ago
Is this real? It can't be real... I'm just going to believe this isn't real.
[–]IceDag 47 points48 points49 points 12 days ago
You dare doubt the internet?
[–]I_smell_awesome 22 points23 points24 points 12 days ago
I have a hard time believing that someone would just go on the internet and tell lies.
[–]Gotenks0906 17 points18 points19 points 12 days ago*
You trying to call Obama a liar?
[–]hemotrophic_wee 6 points7 points8 points 12 days ago
LIAR
[–]Gotenks0906 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago
Whoops, edited, thanks.
[–]hemotrophic_wee 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago
;) got your back dear
[–]BALTIM0R0N 5 points6 points7 points 12 days ago
Even if this particular instance isn't real, it's almost a certainty that this or something very close to this has happened this year.
Whenever I see this kind of thing I'm reminded of how Ted Kaczynski once inquired at his school's health clinic about getting a sex change. He figured it would be the only way he could ever touch a woman.
I wonder if the gentleman in OP's picture feels the same way.
[–]axemaster72 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago
Why would someone do that? Lie on the internet?
[–]SpartaWillBurn 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago
Sad day for humanity.
[–]Sparkvoltage 0 points1 point2 points 12 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/evXyH.jpg
[–]Dannybaker 11 points12 points13 points 12 days ago
Aren't you original and witty
[–]TheBadgerWoreBlack 57 points58 points59 points 12 days ago
These always make me so sad because I know I'm one bad date away from being this guy.
[–]misterfanwank 24 points25 points26 points 12 days ago
Your post makes me so sad because seeing people give up on life is so sad.
Also, people die when they are killed.
[–]A_Cylon_Raider 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago
Huh?
[–]misterfanwank 12 points13 points14 points 12 days ago
...
Y'know what? I don't know how to explain it.
[–]A_Cylon_Raider 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago
M'kay.
[–]downvoter_of_puns 7 points8 points9 points 12 days ago
There is a picture of an anime character, and the subtitle says "People die if they are killed"
Ah, cool cool. Got it now.
[–]Phased 69 points70 points71 points 12 days ago
This makes me very sad that somebody is that lonely. I hope he finds himself a real lady soon before he becomes one of those people that marries imaginary things. Video talking about a guy that married a video game character from Love Plus a japanese DS dating game.
[–]hthemus 32 points33 points34 points 12 days ago
What if he actually likes life this way?
[–]MrBoog 87 points88 points89 points 12 days ago
I'm all for not judging people's lifestyle choices, but fabricating an imaginary anime girlfriend and having conversations with her just can't be healthy.
[–]zenzippo 19 points20 points21 points 12 days ago
yes exactly
[–]ablebodiedmango 34 points35 points36 points 12 days ago
Hey if it prevents him from breeding I'm all for it
Then more power to him.
[–]Womens_rights_LOL 14 points15 points16 points 12 days ago
He's a few whiskers from becoming a neck beard. Then the transformation will be complete...
[–]Warbieful 9 points10 points11 points 12 days ago
I know the term virgin neck beard gets banded around some what, but I feel that this mother fucker needs some poon, and quickly.
[–]Adarkox 29 points30 points31 points 12 days ago
He already got some toon.
[–]jay_gun 15 points16 points17 points 12 days ago
Relevant, 30 Rock Style
[–]Sofa_King_Bored 23 points24 points25 points 12 days ago
I can tell they're just friends, hoverhand.
[–]jamesonbar 12 points13 points14 points 12 days ago
http://www.imgur.com/B4YLs.jpeg
[–]moctedamus 29 points30 points31 points 12 days ago
Would anyone like a peanut?
[–]Noozooblor 14 points15 points16 points 12 days ago
Kinda looks like a fat Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords http://i53.tinypic.com/1589fko.jpg
[–]ReagansAngryTesticle 8 points9 points10 points 12 days ago
There has to be a subreddit filled with stuff like this
[–]thelakesouth 10 points11 points12 points 12 days ago
/r/katawashoujo
[–]Wadderson 6 points7 points8 points 12 days ago
TIL what tsundere means: a Japanese character development process that describes a person who is initially cold and even hostile towards another person before gradually showing his or her warm side over time.
I just figured he spelled some shit wrong.
[–]AskMeAboutMyScrotum 11 points12 points13 points 12 days ago
I'm not proud to admit that I used to resemble this kid.
http://imgur.com/A2C3J
[–]KimberlyJongIl 8 points9 points10 points 12 days ago
FIXED, Say hello to your kawaii new waifu!
[–]morlakai 9 points10 points11 points 12 days ago
sick fro :D
[–]cheblehbleh 0 points1 point2 points 12 days ago
Sexist looking Afro I've seen.
[–]rageblock 27 points28 points29 points 12 days ago
Anyone seeking more info might also check here:
source: karmadecay
[–]overused-meme-alert 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago
Forever Alone
beep.
[–]OmegaFlex 7 points8 points9 points 12 days ago
Because SOMEONE had to post it.
As you can see from the comments, 4chan hit this guy pretty hard.
[–]enigmatican 19 points20 points21 points 12 days ago
oh god, that spelling and grammar...
[–]dekonstruktr 63 points64 points65 points 12 days ago
stop being tsundere enigmatican
[–]enigmatican 20 points21 points22 points 12 days ago
it's not like I'm jealous or anything...
[–]excitom 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago
As a parent, my heart aches ...
[–]mitchg01 13 points14 points15 points 12 days ago
NO FREAKING WAY I KNOW THIS KID
[–]TheSigma3 12 points13 points14 points 12 days ago
You can't leave it at that! More info
[–]downvoter_of_puns 11 points12 points13 points 12 days ago
> 2012
> Waifus being /r/wtf material
I should post my unicycle on here. You guys will shit a brick.
[–]WTFock 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago
Jesus christ. Why do I always expect people who do creepy shit like this to look EXACTLY like that dude?
[–]Grimreaper023 3 points4 points5 points 10 days ago
This is fucking depressing.
[–]WireRabbit 5 points6 points7 points 12 days ago
If you hover hand a 2D chick, u are beta as fuck.
[–]Flowerpig 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago
I feel kinda sorry for Andy-kun...
[–]chubowu 0 points1 point2 points 12 days ago
that's really sad
[–]DzWR 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago
Andre the Giant has come back into this world :o
[–]rekgreen 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago
I dunno man, looks shopped to me, look at the pixels around her hair. I don't think she really is his girlfriend.
[–]Hawkmoon333 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago
After reading this I wanted to run out of my house screaming and attack the first living thing I saw.
[–]Devanismyname 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago
Whoever makes fun of this is an asshole. It is totally awesome that he has found true love. Dicks!
[–]13Purple 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago
I actually found this legitimately sad.
[–]Corbo1985 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago
Hover hands fake anime gf. What a badass.
[–]snip3rm00n 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago
So ronery...
[–]Geopixelism 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago
Elvis, Is that you?
[–]Inidi6 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago
That is one lonely neckbeard.
[–]robotlord1 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago
This is actually really sad.
[–]Papa_Dragon 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago
Omg hai _^ I’m Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^__^ When I walked onto Tokyo street =^=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled nn then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am _ he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop oo and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ --;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (oo) (o_o) (o_o)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (o_o)” then sasuke held me close == and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (<) ^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
[–]allisayisshitson 0 points1 point2 points 12 days ago
Shit, son...
[–]kb13733 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago
I know a guy EXACTLY like that. Looks and forever alone and everything.
[–]TmillzDollaBillz 0 points1 point2 points 12 days ago
There's someone out there for everyone
[–]CandyPie725 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago
i bet they have amazing sex
[–]emerg 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago
I like how there's so much distance between them. He must have paid her to take this pic with her.
[–]puggybuny820 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago
Real life Krieger?
[–]StickyBunz1 0 points1 point2 points 12 days ago
It's his waifu.
[–]SamuraiStormtrooper 0 points1 point2 points 12 days ago
Not all people with waifus are this bad.
[–]thomn8r 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago
Ah, Krieger-san
[–]lowlifecreep 0 points1 point2 points 12 days ago
jelly
[–]Salekdarling 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago
It's a little scary how much this guy looks like my husband when we first met... Looks like I got questions to ask him.
[–]sidneyc 7 points8 points9 points 12 days ago
Are you an anime character?
[–]jamesdaily 0 points1 point2 points 12 days ago
Those sideburns though...
[–]leaf1389 -1 points0 points1 point 12 days ago
hoverhands
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