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[–]addiv 6 points7 points ago

If you have sex in that bed be sure to wear a condiment.

[–]PHX_PDX 0 points1 point ago

I'm just not sure where we would meat up.

[–]Dubmystepsucks 0 points1 point ago

At least you could ketchup with your sleep in that

[–]Scribblenerd 2 points3 points ago

Where's the bacon?

[–]BeetrootMcKinley 0 points1 point ago

want

[–]hiamsam 0 points1 point ago

I'm jealous . . .

[–]shadowredditor 0 points1 point ago

700$ later....

[–]ronnoco 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of Charlie's taco bed..

[–]ashtonishing18 0 points1 point ago

Dream bed!

[–]Pikart -1 points0 points ago

"What does a little mexican girl love more than anything? Tacos!" - Charlie Kelley making a taco bed

[–]hpw1907 0 points1 point ago

I accidentally read this to the tune of ♪ its the bessttt dayyy evveerrrr♪

[–]FargoBound -2 points-1 points ago

How is this funny?

[–]lovelovehatehate -2 points-1 points ago

In till a hungry giant comes along.

[–]totaleighabeatlesfan -1 points0 points ago

In Soviet Russia, hamburger eat YOU

[–]cheezyking -2 points-1 points ago

Krabby Patty!