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[–]leo_chaos 1 point2 points ago

The colourful bits on the left are round, on the right they are long and thin.

[–]Sergeantman94 1 point2 points ago

Although to be fair, you can flush shit down the toilet and not see it again. If you're as old as me, you constantly hear the other piece of shit's songs and no one... I repeat NO ONE will shut up about how "talented" she is.

[–]Hypocritical_Bastard 1 point2 points ago

I'd say they're ugly shit

[–]Lecard 0 points1 point ago

On the left: Has sold millions of records, has made millions of dollars, and has millions of fans and followers.

On the right: Your accomplishments in life with sprinkles on top.

[–]Flynner1992[S] 0 points1 point ago

The person reading your comment: doesn't give a shit

[–]17Hongo 0 points1 point ago

So what is it then? I mean, I know what the shit covered in sprinkles is, but the thing (I'm assuming it's a person, or some species closely related to whatever the fuck Jar Jar Binks was) - what/who is that?

[–]Lecard -1 points0 points ago

Nicki Minaj.

She's a popular artist.

[–]Do_not_do_it 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure who that is, but it's still funny.

[–]soulsuit 0 points1 point ago

Me either. I'd put my penis in both.

[–]Net-Junkey 0 points1 point ago

Two turds covered in sprikles.. but one has a pretty bad haircut too!