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[–]easye7 791 points792 points ago

The internet: Where everyone thinks they're not a pathetic fucking loser.

[–]garthock 74 points75 points ago

The internet: Where you're not marked a pathetic fucking loser on 1st sight, you have to earn that shit.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

I have a pet spider.

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[–]robosteven/mu/ 5 points6 points ago

LOL so randum!!!1 xxDDD

[–][deleted] 188 points189 points ago

What? Dude you must not be on /b/ enough. We're the most beta, retarded, fucking awkward group of losers you've ever seen. And we know it.

[–]theycallmestew 109 points110 points ago

Once again, how do people not realize that 4chan gets over 40 million visitors a month? I know it's cute or whatever to have these little uniform stereotypes, but it just doesn't work with a community that large and diverse.

[–]biggumsthunder 14 points15 points ago

what about all the marines with 300+ confirmed kills? and John with his bitch in hand?

[–]BrainSlurper/b/ 91 points92 points ago

4chan

diverse

aaaaahahaaaaa

[–]Dr_Twatson 57 points58 points ago

40 million visitors a month

[–]Ztiller 94 points95 points ago

Doesn't make you any less of a faggot, does it?

[–]Dr_Twatson 29 points30 points ago

Based on OP's thesis, I can't tell which side you are coming from. I mean we're on Reddit, but we're on the 4chan subreddit... dude I don't fucking know nevermind.

[–]macchina 10 points11 points ago

you're out of your element, Twatson

[–]R3allybored 21 points22 points ago

I always saw r/4chan as the filter for quality posts on /b/. It makes the shit seem less shitty.

[–]lightball2000 21 points22 points ago

It's more like going on an Africa safari locked in an air-conditioned land rover with an armed tour guide. It's a bit safer and a bit more comfortable but not a quarter as thrilling and will rightfully get you laughed at by the native communities.

[–]neverleftalone/b/ 5 points6 points ago

le 4chan

[–]leafhead 15 points16 points ago

It let's everyone else dig through the shit and we just get to see the gold.. and some shit..

[–]Black_Merkin 5 points6 points ago

Also useful for looking at 4chan at work.

[–]Phallic 13 points14 points ago

40 million mid-teen, white, angry, suburban kids with strong opinions and no knowledge.

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[–]lifeisublime/b/ -1 points0 points ago

yeah, because your not a massive cunt for doing that.

[–]Black_Merkin 12 points13 points ago

[–]thefuckdude 5 points6 points ago

well it kind of does.

[–]Gimmemormuny/b/ 14 points15 points ago

That's the amazing thing about /b/, it is a place for people who are not comfortable with social interaction to interact without fear of negative outcomes because of the anonymous nature, you pissed someone off in a thread? Oh well nobody knows it was you. I'm sure that /b/ has saved lives by just existing as a last resort

[–]Fagmotron 14 points15 points ago

/b/ is fucking hellhole, so is this subreddit. Seriously, everyone on 4chan despises /b/, because it's full of fucking kiddies.

[–]droxpopuli/d/ 29 points30 points ago

Its okay man. Summer's pretty much done.

[–]TheSandyRavage 28 points29 points ago

Summerfag. Winter is coming to faggot.

[–]smileymalaise/b/ 13 points14 points ago

what does it mean 'to faggot'?

does it hurt?

[–]TheSandyRavage 4 points5 points ago

I was going to respond with a witty comment but your question perplexed me.

[–]frodevil 18 points19 points ago

fact:4chan's traffic only increases by a small, almost negilible number (according to moot) during the summer. the reason /b/ is such shit lately is because of 13 year old asspies who romanticize it (read:redditors that visit this subreddit daily)

[–]droxpopuli/d/ 14 points15 points ago

Wait, people romanticize 4chan?

[–]Adventurer_Ted 20 points21 points ago

I fantasize about me and 4chan at a nice dinner table followed by a forceful date rape every day.

[–]badp4nd4 2 points3 points ago

I drink, but hey, whatever gets you through the day buddy.

[–]droxpopuli/d/ 1 point2 points ago

Wait wait. You fantasize about this every day or you fantasize that you get to do that every day.

[–]e3m88 1 point2 points ago

oh boy, it's summer on the 4chan subreddit too.

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[–]jesusatemybaby 3 points4 points ago

good content hasn't come from /b/ since 2005 ish. /b/ was where you would go to propagate content.

[–]lightball2000 2 points3 points ago

[–]jesusatemybaby 0 points1 point ago

Ah, yes. Pardon my faggotry.

[–]jeffneezi 0 points1 point ago

LOOOOL. You shouldnt go on 4chan anymore.

[–]jeffneezi -5 points-4 points ago

I was shocked to find a 4chan SUBREDDIT!

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[–]Durpadoo 12 points13 points ago

Probably because most people aren't pathetic fucking losers. Otherwise they would be normal.

[–]Mixava 8 points9 points ago

Also where everyone thinks they can kick anyone's ass.

[–]TJGreats/g/ 17 points18 points ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

[–]neverleftalone/b/ 5 points6 points ago

Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens.

[–]skakruk 0 points1 point ago

Suck my cock, nigger.

[–]sososomean -5 points-4 points ago

That's gold.

[–]kehoeman/r9k/ 189 points190 points ago

Except theres a tonne of fucking morons on 4chan too, every website is filled with retards.

[–]suchanormaldude 143 points144 points ago

Everywhere is filled with retards.

[–]Dr_Twatson 17 points18 points ago

Which is why there are so many subreddits and so many boards on 4chan. Retards don't know how to venture away from the default subreddits and /b/

[–]beefJeRKy-LB/lit/ 4 points5 points ago

That's better. Contain the tards.

[–]jesusatemybaby 1 point2 points ago

Isn't that the point of life, tard containment?

[–]beefJeRKy-LB/lit/ 0 points1 point ago

Except we constantly do things that keep them alive. All those warning labels you see.

[–]Bazil4385 23 points24 points ago

It's like a retard apocalypse.

[–]HonestAbe33 8 points9 points ago

Apocatard. Retardalypse. Nope. Doesn't work

[–]Foxtrot53/pol/ 18 points19 points ago

tardocalypse

works

[–]HonestAbe33 0 points1 point ago

I stand corrected

[–]lessonplan 5 points6 points ago

Retardocalypse

works

[–]Black_Apalachi 3 points4 points ago

Largely the same retards, in fact.

[–]EmuSoFly 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, we visit other websites too.

[–]Rushrofl 129 points130 points ago

r/4chan, where retards act like smart people acting like retards.

[–]HeyCarpy 30 points31 points ago

"I hate reddit, let's go talk about it on reddit"

[–]JoeChieftw 5 points6 points ago

I hate r/4chan, let's talk about it on r/4chan.

[–]Msj2705 153 points154 points ago

TIL cutting your nipples off and sticking sharpies up your ass are the activities of smart people.

[–]orsini1138 5 points6 points ago

Aliens use anal probes, so that's got to be, what, like the closest thing to having extraterrestrial knowledge?

[–]Msj2705 3 points4 points ago

wat

[–]orsini1138 -3 points-2 points ago

You know, for science.

[–]Msj2705 -1 points0 points ago

I guess I just don't know how to science.

[–]orsini1138 4 points5 points ago

You just shove a sharpie in your ass.

[–]Msj2705 -1 points0 points ago

wat

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[–]goaless 4 points5 points ago

Oh god ban this guy already..

[–]Youlikeniggerdicks 0 points1 point ago

?

[–]ShotMarvinInTheFace 45 points46 points ago

I AM SMART AND EVERYONE ELSE IS DUMB.

[–]My_Wife_Athena 6 points7 points ago

Usually the first sign of a lack of intelligence.

[–]assangeleakinglol 0 points1 point ago

or youth.

[–]Kujumi/vg/ 84 points85 points ago

If 4chan is so smart, then why do I need 7 proxies so I don't get partyvanned?

[–]MegaJawa/tv/ 74 points75 points ago

If 4chan is so smart, can they see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

[–]hartofeugene 0 points1 point ago

If 4chan is so smart, why isn't my internet working?

[–]orsini1138 3 points4 points ago

If 4chan is so smart, can they save you 15% or more on car insurance?

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[–]72APTU72E/v/ 1 point2 points ago

Gtfo

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[–]dyszka4u 12 points13 points ago

[–]gorillapavilion 4 points5 points ago

What makes 4chan what it is is the fact that it's anonymous. You defeat the purpose by posting on 4chan, screenshotting it, then posting it on reddit for karma.

In fact, Op literally just copied a comment from reddit, which was posted TODAY, posted it to 4chan, took a screenshot of his post on 4chan, then put it back on reddit for karma. That's...determination?

[–]orsini1138 5 points6 points ago

No, that's gayyyyy

[–]gorillapavilion 0 points1 point ago

clearly, op is a monstrous faggot

[–]orsini1138 0 points1 point ago

This is r/4chan after all

[–]prose-before-hoes 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this way before that comment though

[–]Dildo_Massacre 162 points163 points ago

Wow!! So philosophical! I've never seen this before!

[–]super_INEK 104 points105 points ago

perfect example for a retard, trying to sound smart

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[–]Blank_username 1 point2 points ago

Try harder this is lame.

[–]Colostomy 11 points12 points ago

Therefore, everyone on this subreddit is a retard acting like a retard.

It's weird to see people on this subreddit try to act the way people act on /b/. /b/ is more retarded than just about anywhere on the internet.

[–]its_comin_up -3 points-2 points ago

and yet youre a part of a subreddit where the majority of content is lifted from /b/

[–]KingBerger14 4 points5 points ago

Sometimes I can't tell if posts on this subreddit are praising /b/ for its humor, or making fun of it because of the idiots.

[–]matiasrdz 21 points22 points ago

they are just websites that are supposedly for entertainment

[–]Residue 1 point2 points ago

fuck you for pointing out the truth.

[–]Cant_Say_I_Agree 50 points51 points ago

/r/4chan - a place where retards ruin old phrases and jokes for karma

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[–]FinderOfNemo 20 points21 points ago

LOL LE JIMMIES ARE RUSTLED! SPAGHETTI! WE KNOW LE MEMES OF 4CHAN!

[–]LukeAtMeNow 10 points11 points ago

And yet here we are...

[–]twinsofliberty 19 points20 points ago

I think its 4chan: a place where normal/loser people act like retards Reddit: where normal/loser people act smart 9Gag: where retards act like retards

[–]ArtemisMaximus 7 points8 points ago

4chan: A place where faggot retards pretend to be smart people pretending to be faggot retards.

[–]CharonP1 2 points3 points ago

Pretty much the reason RobotRollCall left us, I'm sure.

[–]TaintedSquirrel 2 points3 points ago

4chan.org/circlejerk/ ??? Is that a thing?

[–]Drakhasa 2 points3 points ago

4chan's main userbase is the following. A bunch of above-average intelligence 15-25 year old underachieving social outcasts.

[–]GoldenMoe 0 points1 point ago

wutt?? r3d1t peeeps rnt stoopid!1!!1!eleven!!1

[–]goaless -1 points0 points ago

u wot m8

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

4chan, where average people know that they are average.

Only the newest of newfriends repeat this whole, "4chan people are misunderstood geniuses."

[–]BabyJ 3 points4 points ago

What a unique statement that I've never heard before on this site eleven million times.

[–]DoesntUnderstandJoke 5 points6 points ago

/r/4chan

le master race

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[–]TheBestKid/v/ -1 points0 points ago

LE GEM LEVEL: OVER 9000!! xD

[–]Geronimo15 2 points3 points ago

Posted by IBaconAtBreakfast

Reddit: A place where jokes go to die, over, and over, and over, ...

[–]adamdothunt -1 points0 points ago

Being retarded is all relative.

[–]sososomean 0 points1 point ago

Saying that reddit is a place where retards act like smart people, is really saying that the people on reddit are acting like retards even though they think that they're acting like smart people. It is implicit in the joke that reddit is a place where retards act like retards, and 9gag doesn't need to be dragged into this... Ah fuck I don't even know what I'm saying anymore. Post comment? Why not?

[–]jlopez9090 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the totally OC OP

[–]paradoxicaloxymoron 0 points1 point ago

Wait, let me make a meme about this to show how I feel. I mean a le meme.

[–]markycapone 1 point2 points ago

Ah is it time to such 4 chans Dick again

[–]WaspsInMyBrain 0 points1 point ago

So where do smart people act like smart people?

[–]goaless 1 point2 points ago

No where.

[–]Talarot 0 points1 point ago

Something Awful: Either you're smart or you're banned.

[–]rhubarbbus/g/ 0 points1 point ago

[–]-pt- 1 point2 points ago

There's nothing Reddit likes more than self-reference, even if it's derogatory.

[–]b8b 0 points1 point ago

What site is for the only remaining combo? What site is for smart people acting like smart people?

[–]Jumala 0 points1 point ago

We start with a premise that seems obviously true.

But it’s also obvious, that whoever posted this is a redditor and therefore retarded, which makes us question the initial statement, i.e. if it is posted on reddit, it must be retarded, even if it sounds intelligent.

BUT... we remember that we are also on reddit and therefore also retarded. But if we are retarded and the post is retarded, that means the OP must be visiting from 9gag.

[–]LiteraryBoner -1 points0 points ago

Hey, it's Ken: By Request Only!

http://peasantswithpitchforks.com/point/images/ken_by_request_only.jpg

Pretty much my holy grail of vinyl. I want it so bad.

[–]acauseforconcern 0 points1 point ago

diarrhea

[–]yevb 0 points1 point ago

[–]theleetfox/f/ 1 point2 points ago

Implying 4chan has smart people still

[–]Mykl68 1 point2 points ago

I like Turtles

[–]Traitorblade/b/ 0 points1 point ago

You're all scum and i love you. loljks I hate each and every one of you.

[–]DBuckFactory 1 point2 points ago

Nope. 4chan is not full of smart people. It has a mix of smart and completely retarded people. Just like every other popular website.

[–]Spawn_of_Mansfield 0 points1 point ago

Damn right I'm dumber than you. Don't you ever doubt it, assholes.

[–]SackFulloApplez 0 points1 point ago

4chans the place I saw kiddy porn . It was a .gif in a thread somewhere years back.

[–]fish4tea 0 points1 point ago

My feelings, they hurt.

[–]anti_taco -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, the truth, except that 4chan is full of morons.

[–]redmachined 0 points1 point ago

Show me a smart 4channer, and I'll show you irrefutable proof of God's existence.

[–]PotPatron -1 points0 points ago

Retards talking about whose site retards are more retarded. It's a vicious cycle.

[–]frozenvanillacoke -1 points0 points ago

/b/ Used to be smart (Inb4 "/b/ was never good") but too many kids got on it. I know it sounds hipster, but we all know it's true.

[–]Callumlfc69 1 point2 points ago

Look at you with your big boy pants on.

[–]SirDerpingtonThe3rd -1 points0 points ago

I'm from 4chan and I can confirm Reddit is full of high school underage b@n.

[–]JustinFromMontebello 0 points1 point ago

I only started using reddit this year, before then it was always 4chan. I can easily say that Reddit's population seems to be quite a bit smarter than 4chan's.

[–]whattaninja 3 points4 points ago

That's because of the anonymity of 4chan. People there just don't have to give a fuck. Here all of us faggots are worried about Karma.

[–]My_Wife_Athena 3 points4 points ago

Truly intelligent people do not get their kicks from acting like dumb cunts on internet websites. Sorry 4chan.

[–]JustinFromMontebello 2 points3 points ago

That's part of it, but I don't think that's the complete explanation.

[–]styleevivant 1 point2 points ago

It really is

[–]Lunch3Box 0 points1 point ago

The reality is that there's no reason to further speculate.

At some point, if the only behavior your capable of demostrating is retarded behavior, you are percieved as a retard. What you may 'secretly' be in 'in real life' is irrelevant.

TL;DR - Talks like a retard, walks like a retard = retard.

[–]saywee123 0 points1 point ago

smart people

on the internet

Op is off his fuckin' rocker.

[–]subnucleus -4 points-3 points ago

"Anon telling the truth."

OP, you realize this post called you a retard, and you posted it and agreed with it?

sounds pretty retarded to me

[–]Nolanoscopy -2 points-1 points ago

All of those are very strong generalizations.

[–]NewteN 0 points1 point ago

this made my penis wiggle

still trying to figure out why

drop that watermelon niggle

dis noose mean uz gon

[–]JSBUCK -5 points-4 points ago

Too fucking true