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My friend went fishing and found a missing link in fish and crustaceans. Your move creationist. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 8 days ago by Green_Mouth
[–]Colemaj 922 points923 points924 points 7 days ago*
I strongly believe that OP staged this picture by sticking the claw of a crayfish up a fishes ass. I am a biologist, and while I mostly study behavior, I know enough anatomy to draw a few conclusions. This is the underbelly of the fish, given the lightening of scales. The fins at the bottom of the image are the anal fins, which occur right behind the cloaca of a fish. This would imply the fish ate a crayfish, the crayfish did not get digested, and wound up having its claw poking out of the anus of a fish. This simply couldn't happen. It would either a.) get digested or b.) kill the fish by getting stuck in its gut. Conclusion: The picture was staged. This is probably the most appalling thing I've seen done for karma.
source: I study fish for a living.
edit: I'm glad this got noticed, shits fucked up for real. Doesn't it seem strange that red fish parts stayed on the claw even though the fish was supposedly caught. Finally, what fish would bit a lure when its in that kind of pain. Scared/in pain fish hide, they don't bite.
tl;dr OP shoved a crayfish claw up a fishes ass for karma. THE FUCK?
[–]SA1L 235 points236 points237 points 7 days ago
Best tl;dr of the day
[–]zcc0nonA 15 points16 points17 points 7 days ago
/r/KarmaConspiracy it is real
[–]HisRoyalHiney 22 points23 points24 points 7 days ago
the day?
[–]gmorales87 7 points8 points9 points 7 days ago
Past 6 hours.
[–]jblo 4 points5 points6 points 7 days ago
Where is shitty_watercolor when we REALLY need him!!!
[–]ThatIsMyHat 3 points4 points5 points 7 days ago
Painting Obama again.
[–]DropShotter 81 points82 points83 points 7 days ago
I can tell you, not necessarily true. Fisherman here. I have caught many of fish that have objects or other invertebrate parts coming out of their cloacas. Very few FW fish have the stomach to handle the carapace of a crab/crawdad. One that does though, and eats them frequently, is a large mouth bass. And judging by the underbelly, it doesnt really look like that of a bass. Not saying that he didnt stage it, but I wouldn't make wild claims like that based on your profession. I have a picture somewhere of a bass I caught that had a giant crank bait that it swallowed (no hooks on it which was odd) that was coming out of its cloaca. Ill try and find it.
[–]squiresuzuki 7 points8 points9 points 7 days ago
I'm not sure who to believe, but that claw has some red stuff on it. Wouldn't have that stuff come off if the fish was in the water? Seems like it was indeed poken through outside the water.
[–]ghegeman 1 point2 points3 points 7 days ago
The red may be natural coloration.
[–]Joemonkey 3 points4 points5 points 7 days ago
I read that as wild clams...
[–]wootastic 8 points9 points10 points 7 days ago
You really think someone would do that? Shove a crayfish up a fish's ass and lie about it.
[–]foofoobee 6 points7 points8 points 7 days ago
OP shoved a crayfish claw up a fishes ass for karma. THE FUCK?
This would make a lovely entry for /r/nocontext
[–]MsMeepz 13 points14 points15 points 7 days ago
/r/KarmaConspiracy
[–]IthinktherforeIthink 9 points10 points11 points 7 days ago
The pixels look funky around where the claw sticking out, I think it's shopped
[–]crobison 0 points1 point2 points 7 days ago
Oh shit, really?
[–]Foxprowl 1234 points1235 points1236 points 8 days ago
This is like a creationist's understanding of evolution.
[–]goddamnbatman617 677 points678 points679 points 8 days ago
"That's a crab trout. That's not evolution, they're cousins. It's inbreeding, something we know a lot about. WHOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEE!"
[–]Divotus 308 points309 points310 points 8 days ago
No its not... its clearly a clawfish..
[–]HeliBif 408 points409 points410 points 7 days ago
Craaaaaab people Craaaaab people...
[–]SIOS 157 points158 points159 points 7 days ago
Tastes like crab, talk like people...
[–]Phalkyn 53 points54 points55 points 7 days ago
But what about ZOOOOIBERRRRRG?! SOB
[–]TeethofBusey 56 points57 points58 points 7 days ago
Did-a-chick. Dad-a-cham.
[–]Novalith 25 points26 points27 points 7 days ago
For some reason I thought of the Dark Tower series reading that...
[–]JohnicBoom 13 points14 points15 points 7 days ago
High Speech brings back so many good memories. :-)
At the same time, poor Roland. Fuck.
Ninja edit: I am aware that is not high speech, but it made me think of it too. :-)
[–]Brony_Starstruck 2 points3 points4 points 7 days ago
That's the point.
[–]iLoveNox 2 points3 points4 points 7 days ago
Wow thanks, you have successfully erased the little sleep I get between work and school by reminding me how long its been since I've read the series
[–]scampbe999 3 points4 points5 points 7 days ago
I've had more conversations about/seen more references to the Dark Tower books in the last week than I've had in the four years since I finished them. It must be a sign.
Some might say...ka.
[–]illegal_people 18 points19 points20 points 7 days ago
Woopwoopwoopwoop.
[–]ThinkImJustHappy 26 points27 points28 points 7 days ago
Zoid* -_-
[–]dharrison21 43 points44 points45 points 8 days ago
Add it to that progress of man picture. Clawfish: Crabwalking into fishsticks since 2012.
[–]Tannerleaf 36 points37 points38 points 7 days ago
Do you like fishsticks?
[–]jianthekorean 57 points58 points59 points 7 days ago
I ain't no gay fish!
[–]Mi_llamo_T-bone 18 points19 points20 points 7 days ago
I like fishsticks in my mouth.
[–]HowOriginal26 18 points19 points20 points 7 days ago
What are you, a gay fish?
[–]jclarkwright 15 points16 points17 points 7 days ago
I'm a mothafuckin genius!
[–]mathgod 51 points52 points53 points 7 days ago
I'm going to stab you now.
[–]pineconeboy 9 points10 points11 points 7 days ago
Fair enough.
[–]foxlink 30 points31 points32 points 7 days ago
I can't believe the first 616 goddamnbatmen were taken.
[–]thattaboychuk 2 points3 points4 points 7 days ago
617 is the Boston area code. Maybe he's from Boston.
[–]phred911 25 points26 points27 points 7 days ago
ha you got me.
I actually googled crab trout
[–]systmh 5 points6 points7 points 7 days ago
As bad as it is, this makes it that much more hilarious.
[–]Jayson182 3 points4 points5 points 7 days ago
Then why are there still crabs?
[–]ZeroKaiser 13 points14 points15 points 8 days ago
Exactly what I came here to say. Crabfish and crocoducks.
[–]sethpeck 1084 points1085 points1086 points 8 days ago
This looks more like a fish swallowed a crawdad and the crawdad fought back a little before it died.
[–]tiredofthehate 130 points131 points132 points 8 days ago
Have you ever been so mad that you punched through a fish, from the inside?
[–]cocksmooch 4 points5 points6 points 7 days ago
goddamn, man... yeah.
[–]cturnr 154 points155 points156 points 8 days ago
http://i.qkme.me/36btqt.jpg
[–]befaper 52 points53 points54 points 8 days ago
Worked the summer removing invasive crayfish...said that 10 times a day
[–]fromtheoven 41 points42 points43 points 7 days ago
Worked at a place where I fed halibut, can't tell you how many times I said I was doing something just for the halibut.
[–]FuzzyWazzyWasnt 8 points9 points10 points 8 days ago
There is actually a job title for removing invasive crayfish? How the hell is this that much of a problem?
[–]penkap1 12 points13 points14 points 8 days ago
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=invasive+crayfish
[–]thesearewords 7 points8 points9 points 7 days ago
I once paid a hooker down in 'Bama $20 to give me a rusty crayfish.
[–]pinky_ring 34 points35 points36 points 8 days ago
http://imgur.com/yFP6U.jpg
[–]LeonTrotsky_on_speed 26 points27 points28 points 7 days ago
This has a disappointing lack of jpeg.
[–]basiphobe 9 points10 points11 points 7 days ago
Needs more JPEG
[–]Green_Mouth[S] 669 points670 points671 points 8 days ago
Yeah that's pretty much what we figured.
[–]sethpeck 271 points272 points273 points 8 days ago
Reminded of this.
[–]Corrinth 217 points218 points219 points 8 days ago
Someone should change the text to:
Never give up. Never surrender.
[–]youhavelobsterhands 84 points85 points86 points 8 days ago
By Grabthar's hammer.. What a savings!
[–]scapermoya 26 points27 points28 points 7 days ago
By the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged!
[–]ChurdFurts 2 points3 points4 points 7 days ago
Go for the eyes, like in episode 22!
[–]d12anoel 120 points121 points122 points 8 days ago
-Commander Taggart
[–]MrBig0 68 points69 points70 points 8 days ago
Holy shit. I don't remember him looking nearly that gross.
[–]for_me_to_post_on 38 points39 points40 points 7 days ago*
I never thought Tim the Tool Man Taylor could look like a man with a freezer full of his family.
Edit: Found this cool link http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/09/tim-allen-was-a-convicted-drug-dealer-before-becoming-famous/
[–]Akira_kj 42 points43 points44 points 7 days ago
That was the coke years. Lots and lots of coke years. For years and years. Coke.
[–]Rummy9 22 points23 points24 points 7 days ago
he a pepsi guy now?
[–]Akira_kj 0 points1 point2 points 7 days ago
More of a Mr.Pib guy now.
[–]TheCrafter 20 points21 points22 points 8 days ago
It's a terrible picture. I never noticed that small mullet in the movie.
Also, I know what I'm watching tonight.
[–]phoenix0r 23 points24 points25 points 7 days ago
I think that's the headshot from Tim Allen's character's 'glory days' on the TV show.
[–]JavaLlamaFTW 3 points4 points5 points 7 days ago
This guy has it, he only looked like that in the reruns and old pictures, in the rest of the movie he has a "normal" haircut
[–]TheCrafter 0 points1 point2 points 7 days ago
I...don't think so.
I could easily be wrong tho.
[–]CrazyDymond88 4 points5 points6 points 7 days ago
yeah, it definitely is, he didn't look like that through the whole movie, that was when "Galaxy Quest" the show, was actually running.
[–]failcheck 6 points7 points8 points 7 days ago
I haven't seen a Galaxy Quest reference in a long time.
[–]rooklaw 3 points4 points5 points 7 days ago
He. Has. Saved. Us.
[–]Tasgall 72 points73 points74 points 8 days ago
Never give up. Trust your instincts!
[–]drmagnanimous 47 points48 points49 points 8 days ago
You're becoming more like your father.
[–]somehokie 33 points34 points35 points 7 days ago
USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH!
TRY A SOMERSAULT!
DO A BARREL ROLL!
I love this game, so very much.
[–]trisk 26 points27 points28 points 7 days ago
Did you have to say all of them?
[–]Will_M10 24 points25 points26 points 7 days ago
If he didn't there would have been a circle jerk saying them all anyway.
[–]somehokie 4 points5 points6 points 7 days ago
I'm sorry. I really love the game. My high score is 1234, actually. And no, I didn't try to make it come out that way. It just did.
[–]MiggyEvans 6 points7 points8 points 7 days ago
I saw my life flash before my eyes.
[–]Crappy_Photoshopper 47 points48 points49 points 7 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/Bd2sk.jpg
[–]the_rickmeister 24 points25 points26 points 7 days ago
Damnit I thought we were past this!
[–]l3dig 11 points12 points13 points 8 days ago
Confirmation.
[–]Urbanviking1 53 points54 points55 points 8 days ago
"I am not a crook!"
[–]Wirenutt 3 points4 points5 points 7 days ago
Leave her alone, you Bitch!
[–]derpplease 6 points7 points8 points 8 days ago
I will never give you up.
[–]Beersaround 5 points6 points7 points 8 days ago
Never gonna let you down.
[–]PaperbackBuddha 15 points16 points17 points 8 days ago
Wow, that's back from the days when we had to make memes by hand and fax them around.
[–]phoenix0r 0 points1 point2 points 7 days ago
Don't you mean mimeograph? Faxes were way too fancy back then.
[–]PaperbackBuddha 3 points4 points5 points 7 days ago
Man, we used to sniff those purple handouts back in the day. Mimeographs were my second high, right after spinning around in circles. Then we moved on to huffing Magic Markers. It was kinda like the 60s but not.
I'm sorry, what were you saying?
[–]jyz002 4 points5 points6 points 8 days ago
I haven't seen this poster in a long time, I kind of miss it.
[–]curzon176 31 points32 points33 points 8 days ago
If it makes you feel any better OP, i understood right away that you were being fecetious, and didn't see a reason to point out the obvious.
[–]Devdogg 55 points56 points57 points 7 days ago
I think you mean, "facetious," but maybe it's a joke I'm missing. A shitty joke.
[–]arudius 16 points17 points18 points 7 days ago
This is the most underrated pun I've read on reddit, bar nothing.
[–]henrybear 80 points81 points82 points 8 days ago*
THAT FISH CRAY!
edit: http://qkme.me/3qpeih
[–]bellonkg 3 points4 points5 points 7 days ago
What she orda? Cray Fish cray?
[–]byte-smasher 6 points7 points8 points 7 days ago
I once saw a seagull eat a chicken bone, only to have the bone lodge in its neck..... it flew fly away with a neck that was bulging out quite a bit.
Totally unrelated, but your comment reminded me of this.
[–]matthewarsenault 6 points7 points8 points 7 days ago
Largemouth bass cannot digest the shells of crayfish so this is probably just an extra big (and painful) poop for that fish. It may have even been blocking his digestive tract which would eventually kill him. If the crayfish were able to "fight back" inside of the fish, he probably would have ruptured his spleen or stomach and killed him way before the claw was passed.
[–]big_star 1 point2 points3 points 8 days ago
So you're saying it's survival of the fittest then?
Or maybe the fish should get a Darwin Award?
[–]dharrison21 9 points10 points11 points 8 days ago*
You're very observant aren't you? Are you a detective? edit: Wow, no love for a family guy reference. Screw you guys, I'm going home.
[–]BlueMacaw 2 points3 points4 points 7 days ago
I had the same thing happen to me at Red Lobster during Crabfest.
[–]jpf566 0 points1 point2 points 7 days ago
Captain obvious strikes again.
[–]johnny107 193 points194 points195 points 8 days ago
It looks like the fish swallowed a crab, and then the crab frantically tried to tear it's way out of the fish before it died..
DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!
[–]raulprando 15 points16 points17 points 7 days ago
It's neature
[–]jonnypondwater 4 points5 points6 points 7 days ago
You can tell by the way it is.
[–]aborted_cause 290 points291 points292 points 8 days ago
Your fish has crabs.
[–]brilisk 33 points34 points35 points 7 days ago
So simple. So elegant. Funny as fuck.
[–]bee-bop-aloo-bop 46 points47 points48 points 8 days ago
Now that's indigestion!
[–]TrumpedOut 15 points16 points17 points 8 days ago
http://instantrimshot.com/
[–]missile69 24 points25 points26 points 8 days ago
Your move crustaceanists. FTFY
[–]Forgainst_it 1 point2 points3 points 8 days ago
As a Crustaceanist, this is the missing link we have been looking to find.
[–]GSoviet306 20 points21 points22 points 7 days ago
Am I the only one here who notices that that's the fish's anus?
[–]pgibso 35 points36 points37 points 8 days ago
"Creationist"? Is there only one now? LETS GET HIM
[–]TheDersh 15 points16 points17 points 7 days ago
oh shit. That fish ate a crab and it would not die. imagine. A crab clawing its way out of your stomach. You're welcome.
[–]SIOS 33 points34 points35 points 7 days ago
Big deal. They're already crawling out of my genitals.
[–]zero_fucks_to_give 11 points12 points13 points 8 days ago
First there was the crocoduck, then came the cray.. fish. Wait. But, you see, the fish is because it is an actual fish, not just from the word crayfish. Ahh, fuck it.
[–]alejo699 10 points11 points12 points 8 days ago
Why is it that they're called crayfish and crawfish and crawdads but never craydads? I always wondered....
[–]dharrison21 10 points11 points12 points 8 days ago
Craydads they are from now on. Begun, the crayfish war has..
[–]Boronx 9 points10 points11 points 8 days ago
You're already backsliding.
[–]dharrison21 7 points8 points9 points 8 days ago
Damn Craydads.
[–]Sabojik 5 points6 points7 points 8 days ago
That shit cray.
[–]UnveiledCorgi64 114 points115 points116 points 8 days ago
you wanna catch a fish? why not zoidberg?
[–]overused-meme-alert 6 points7 points8 points 7 days ago
why not zoidberg
WEEOOOWEEOOOWEEOOO.
[–]Thereminz 8 points9 points10 points 8 days ago
this kills the crab.... and the fish
[–]nrgkart 17 points18 points19 points 8 days ago
FALCON PUNCH! CRAWDAD PUNCH!!!
[–]fknbastard 13 points14 points15 points 8 days ago
I for one welcome our crab fisted fish overlords
[–]sinds 6 points7 points8 points 8 days ago
At first I thought this was a commentary on how easy it is to stick foreign objects in dead fish for karma.
[–]agirlnotnamedsue 7 points8 points9 points 8 days ago
Holy crab!
[–]Rustedbones 8 points9 points10 points 8 days ago
New theory. That is actually the fishes ass, and part of the crayfish wasn't digested.
[–]TODO_TOTO 4 points5 points6 points 8 days ago
[–]Lick_My_Nuts 6 points7 points8 points 7 days ago
Clearly that is crab Jonah breaking out of the fish's belly by the grace of God.
[–]SteampunkCylon 23 points24 points25 points 8 days ago
Crawdad: "KAMEHA-ME-HAAAAAAAAAA"
[–]Kamikaze_Leprechaun 10 points11 points12 points 8 days ago
CRAYFISH PAUUUNCH
[–]Jibs117 5 points6 points7 points 8 days ago
Its a CROUT!!! Science damnit!
[–]jaspaahh 2 points3 points4 points 8 days ago
Was this pulled out of the Gulf? Thanks BP!
[–]sidwood 3 points4 points5 points 8 days ago
When I was a kid, my grandma's pond had an old catfish they called One Eyed Jack. Years before I was born one of my uncles was fishing with live crawdads as bait, and... there was a struggle. He felt so bad for the fish that he let him go, and he was tossed back every time he was caught for the rest of his days.
[–]jayayeseekay 3 points4 points5 points 8 days ago
Scaly man-fish?
[–]thlayli_x 3 points4 points5 points 8 days ago
I'm amazed that the 30th person to suggest it ate a crab still hadn't read a single fucking comment. You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake!
[–]Fishing420 3 points4 points5 points 7 days ago
That is an easy explanation that poor fish just ate the motherfucking Chuck Norris of crustaceans. Check mate!
[–]swagbarrera 1 point2 points3 points 7 days ago
Your move crustaceanist.
[–]J_Cain 3 points4 points5 points 7 days ago
Worst. Case. Of. Crabs.
EVER.
[–]FACE_Ghost 2 points3 points4 points 7 days ago
Probably a retarded fish just had butt sex with a retarded crab..
[–]Ionmaster2 18 points19 points20 points 8 days ago
Man I wish fish were evolving like that. It would make fishing a lot more like camping. Intents!!!
[–]BOOMBOXNOTATOY 13 points14 points15 points 8 days ago
You've been waiting all day for a reason to use that joke.
[–]gmule 5 points6 points7 points 8 days ago
i don't believe that vertebrates evolved from arthropods, but that they diverged earlier from a common ancestor, and certainly earlier than that style of claw had evolved anywhere, and that this is probably a crawfish sticking out of the fish's belly. If this is supposed to be a parody of ID type arguments, fine, but shouldn't that be stated? There are lots of people, athiests included, who don't understand how evolution works, so if it's parody, assuming everyone understands is incorrect, and if it's not parody, then it's dishonest.
[–]Polite_Atheist 2 points3 points4 points 8 days ago
Is there an /r/wtfatheism ?
[–]InSOmnlaC 2 points3 points4 points 8 days ago
Remind me to NEVER FUCKING SWIM AGAIN.
[–]zeroexe43 0 points1 point2 points 7 days ago
Fukushima...
[–]endubs 2 points3 points4 points 7 days ago
i think that fish might have crabs..
[–]salvu667 2 points3 points4 points 7 days ago
The fish ate a crab and the crab poked it's way out?
[–]maddenmadman 2 points3 points4 points 7 days ago
Nah, that crab had just been eaten alive and in true crab-fighting spirit, was getting himself out of there!
[–]26asdf 2 points3 points4 points 7 days ago
That looks familiar http://i.imgur.com/5vQxV.gif
[–]agedvanilla 2 points3 points4 points 7 days ago
Creationist? WHY NOT ZOIDBERG
[–]Blancer 1 point2 points3 points 7 days ago
it kinda looks like the fish ate a crab and then the crab poked its claw out..
[–]MemphisH 2 points3 points4 points 7 days ago
He has crabs.
[–]chpipes 1 point2 points3 points 7 days ago
the day i unsubscribed from r/atheism
[–]Nazwreth 2 points3 points4 points 7 days ago
Fsh eats crawdad. Crawdad says NOPE.
[–]kingturtle 7 points8 points9 points 8 days ago
i hope you through it back.
[–]jij 71 points72 points73 points 8 days ago
Yea, it's best not to mess with fish who are armed.
[–]cjmook21 16 points17 points18 points 8 days ago
It may claw its way out of your grip.
[–]harmsc12 12 points13 points14 points 8 days ago
Can I add a pinch of pun, too?
[–]ZeroHex 11 points12 points13 points 8 days ago
My ad-vise is to avoid pun threads in general, but I think this one makes the cut.
[–]Grindstone50k 13 points14 points15 points 8 days ago
Don't be so crabby.
[–]fantafox 3 points4 points5 points 8 days ago
Lobster.
[–]harmsc12 9 points10 points11 points 8 days ago
We're swimming in possibilities, and that's all you've got?
[–]My_ducks_sick 22 points23 points24 points 8 days ago
threw*
holy trapezoid. i could blame Apple's word editor. i mean, i just wrote Holy Crapizoid and it changed it to holy trapezoid. sigh. grrrr. or i could blame my brain. sigh.
[–]jij 15 points16 points17 points 8 days ago
Awww, I figured it was a pun regarding the arm being through the fish and responded accordingly...
[–]Goldenelm 5 points6 points7 points 8 days ago
The fish ate the crab and now the crab has its claw sticking out of the fish's stomach.
[–]larg3-p3nis 4 points5 points6 points 8 days ago
Should post this in WTF for double karma.
[–]Xagon14 -1 points0 points1 point 8 days ago
I think the fish ate a crab and it almost got out.
[–]RossMMA1612 1 point2 points3 points 8 days ago
with the picture of that fish with another fish in its mouth on /r/WTF this could get you some karma there too dude if you care about that stuff
[–]tkdodo99 0 points1 point2 points 8 days ago
Had I not given a look at the subreddit this came from prior to looking at the image, I'd have said it was from r/WTF
[–]The_Humungus 0 points1 point2 points 8 days ago
So like - on the real - did this fish eat a crab and in a last ditch effort to say "FUCK YOU" the crab ripped it's claw through the fish's belly?
This pretty much sums you up, if this happened, crab.
[–]Freelancer47 -1 points0 points1 point 8 days ago
Fuck creationists. What in Anne Hathaway's Name is that?
[–]guns_of_navarone 2 points3 points4 points 8 days ago
Fish ate a crawdad or something like that. Couldn't finish digesting it and tried to shit what you see in the picture out. Caused a... Blockage. Fish probably died of sepsis, or whatever fish sepsis is.
[–]eshoemaker3 0 points1 point2 points 8 days ago
I dunno, it looks like some kinda Alien-esque looking crab breakout.
[–]Quizzelbuck -1 points0 points1 point 8 days ago
This is what happens when you don't chew your food.
[–]powpow13 1 point2 points3 points 8 days ago
undigested claw coming out of the fish's poop chute?
[–]Arthener 0 points1 point2 points 8 days ago
Let me guess, your friend is from Fukushima?
[–]FlyingJunkieBaby 1 point2 points3 points 8 days ago
I don't think that's a crawfish that killed a fish by clawing through it's stomach. I'm pretty sure that's a fish that died trying to shit out a crawfish.
You aren't looking at it's stomach your looking at its anus.
[–]Herbman42 0 points1 point2 points 8 days ago
Smallmouth bass is my favorite fish to catch it bet it was fun to find that combo.
[–]nineteen_eightyfour 0 points1 point2 points 8 days ago
Excuse me sir. That fish was put their to taste your faith in God. That is all.
[–]TheBobbyLean 1 point2 points3 points 8 days ago
Maybe that fish ate a crab and it's trying to break free
[–]InsaneReptile 0 points1 point2 points 8 days ago
That is one badass crustacean
[–]Rainieri 0 points1 point2 points 8 days ago
I am never eating live crawdads again.
[–]Robsalberghi 0 points1 point2 points 8 days ago
Or a fish that ate a crab and the crab is trying to escape? Just wanted to see if anyone touched on that idea yet
[–]mek23 0 points1 point2 points 8 days ago
Clearly the fish ate the crab and it tried to fight its way out of there! semi-win semi fail ... poor crab, and.. fish. ...
[–]druek 1 point2 points3 points 8 days ago
That thars the work a tha devil...
[–]shoganaiyo 1 point2 points3 points 8 days ago
Clearly that's a pokemon
[–]Ratlettuce 0 points1 point2 points 8 days ago
I bet its a german fish....it seems to be a Crout.
Edit: yes i know how Kraut is actually spelled.
[–]CarlitX 0 points1 point2 points 8 days ago
eating that crab had to be the worst decision ever xD
[–]Urbanviking1 1 point2 points3 points 8 days ago
lol WTF
[–]x7leafcloverx 0 points1 point2 points 8 days ago
That must be a red herring...
[–]InVivoVeritas 0 points1 point2 points 8 days ago
I think this would actually be a point for creationists. So was the rest of the crab dangling on the other side?
[–]isothien 0 points1 point2 points 8 days ago
Food perforation?
[–]Retrostylz -1 points0 points1 point 8 days ago
Maybe a craw fish that the fish swallowed whole, and the claw stabbed through the stomach? Just trying to explain it before we jump to the conclusion that it's actually the "missing link".
[–]sickinkentucky 0 points1 point2 points 8 days ago
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