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[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 1254 points1255 points ago

Before you take out a fiver to try, it's fake.

[–]Looks_Good_In_Hats 528 points529 points ago

Too late.

[–]IronLung420 331 points332 points ago

Far too late.

[–]Xl3louchX 188 points189 points ago

fucking too late. shit

[–]Your_Jaws_My_Balls 148 points149 points ago

Fell for it. SHIT!!!!

[–]coracken 303 points304 points ago

too soon, still gonna try it.

[–]load_more_comets 133 points134 points ago

Yeah. What the fuck do they know? Report your findings explorer.

[–]mattbrvc 70 points71 points ago

Its been 3 hours, its safe to say he's dead

[–]starships_lazerguns 36 points37 points ago

We have lost a brave adventurer...

[–]load_more_comets 19 points20 points ago

He has finally coracked his last corack.

[–]overthinkingme 55 points56 points ago

I will wait for confirmation.

[–]LtlAnalDwlngButtMnky 34 points35 points ago

5 pancakes... 5-2=3... Half-Life 3 confirmed.

[–]PaulsBalls 29 points30 points ago

Earth is flat. Confirmed.

[–]EarthApocalypto 22 points23 points ago

Sun also confirmed for flat.

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 44 points45 points ago

Confirmation is coming in now...

[–]eskimo350 43 points44 points ago

I think you mean now.....

[–]RiPotato 15 points16 points ago

I don't have American money, still fell for it.

[–]Basoran 4 points5 points ago

I'm just happy I had a fiver to fall for it and check...

[–]AssumedTableFlip 34 points35 points ago

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[–]AwesomeAtheist_17 5 points6 points ago

PUT IT BACK

[–]akatypes 6 points7 points ago

┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

[–]JudgeJBS 81 points82 points ago

This guys a phony!

[–]Sev3n 83 points84 points ago

A BIG FAT PHONY!

[–]Shnazzyone 36 points37 points ago

A BIG FAT REPOSTING PHONY!

[–]jductape 13 points14 points ago

[–]Paper_Champ 10 points11 points ago

look at this guy, he has money.

[–]jessejamess 3 points4 points ago

16 years too late..

[–]btreichel 38 points39 points ago

[–]Vahnya 23 points24 points ago

[–]IamBOXBOY 29 points30 points ago

It doesn't work on the new fives.

[–]ThirdFloorGreg 15 points16 points ago

This is true, but misleading.

[–]modernwitch 38 points39 points ago

Fucking shit. I'm sitting in a Mexican restaurant yelling at a $5 Bill for not giving me pancakes.

[–]kenberto 17 points18 points ago

Wait...there isn't a bottom half of a plate of pancakes floating above the Lincoln Memorial?

[–]eXeDaftOne 30 points31 points ago

jokes on you I HAVE NO MONEY AHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

[–]YouDontKnowZebra 18 points19 points ago

Do you just follow him around calling him out on this?

[–]HittingSmoke 1 point2 points ago

[–]sinds 51 points52 points ago

TIL that Americans call it 'a Fiver' too.

[–]Ragnalypse 132 points133 points ago

I don't think I've ever heard someone say "fiver" in person. Kind of how like foreigners think we use the word "gun" or "firearm" when we usually say "rooty-tooty point-n-shooty."

[–]JTDeuce[!] 22 points23 points ago

That is Britain...

[–]King_of_Swamp_Castle 19 points20 points ago

I prefer using my whammy-coblammy

[–]nraustinii 31 points32 points ago

Just don't talk about 'tenners' because they'll think you're into opera.

[–]just_bob 14 points15 points ago

or Doctor Who.

[–]elusivewater 12 points13 points ago

Tennant?

[–]omegawoot 2 points3 points ago

YES.

[–]roddiy 19 points20 points ago

Or do Marijuanas. three whole marijuanas

[–]djinteractive 6 points7 points ago

Grandma, what are you doing on Reddit?

[–]roddiy 41 points42 points ago

You gave me an iPad! I originally wanted it for Art, but now I can't stop this!

[–]dudeperson33 8 points9 points ago

However, simply calling it 'a five' is much more common.

[–]Big_Boyd 2 points3 points ago

That's why I come to the comments first!

[–]Kaiotic 10 points11 points ago

People still use cash?

[–]farorie 27 points28 points ago

You can't pay hookers, strippers, or drug dealers with credit cards, so yes, people still use cash.

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 16 points17 points ago

Those are like, the only reasons I even get up to go to work in the morning.

[–]Daveraver 8 points9 points ago

I'll never understand people who refuse to use cash. I guess it's just a generational thing, but I prefer the anonymity of cash purchases over the convenience of credit cards.

I'm not even close to being a tin foil hat wearer... but the idea that someone out there knows everything that I buy with a credit card is unsettling.

Oh and EDIT, a pox on OP for making me feel like an idiot.

[–]ThirdFloorGreg 1 point2 points ago

I don't refuse to use cash. I just refuse to carry enough to make me worth mugging, and I usually have my eye on some drugs I want to spend all of it on later, so I want to hang onto it.

[–]Chickenzrck 2 points3 points ago

As a $5 dollar bill, i can confirm this is fake.

[–]iiredsoxii 72 points73 points ago

I know it's a fake, but now I want some pancakes.

[–]powernut 10 points11 points ago

Damn you short stacks, why u gotta be so hard to butter and syrup up on?

[–]Cosmic_Cow 320 points321 points ago

If I wasn't poor I'd try this.

[–]E_lucas 134 points135 points ago

That gave me a sad laugh.

[–]BadManOnReddit 52 points53 points ago

It's fake.

[–]aces613 38 points39 points ago

::puts fiver away:: fuck...

[–]mkicon 10 points11 points ago

But, only poor people use cash.

[–]omgthathair 5 points6 points ago

If I WAS poor, I'd try this. What are these "fivers" everyone is talking about?

[–]mb86 120 points121 points ago

[–]MaplePlatoon 35 points36 points ago

Ah, Canada...

[–]mb86 70 points71 points ago

Oh* Canada.

[–]EpikMawnster 48 points49 points ago

Eh, Canada?

[–]mb86 36 points37 points ago

Canada, eh!

[–]austeregrim 28 points29 points ago

Sorry

[–]higgerr 9 points10 points ago

The average canadians say sorry around 30,000 times a day.

[–]mb86 11 points12 points ago

That is a dirty, dirty lie, and you know it.

Sorry for flipping off the handle like that though.

ACHIEVEMENT PROGRESS
16734/40000

[–]TheHiddenFox 4 points5 points ago

Is that... a hockey player on your $5?

I need to move to Canada.

[–]zonker1984 10 points11 points ago

No, your five dollar bill looks much better than ours.

[–]funny-chubby-awesome 147 points148 points ago

[–]YourCurvyGirlfriend 62 points63 points ago

You did it wrong, stupid

[–]Dr_Twatson 40 points41 points ago

Your attitude makes my naughty parts tingle, curvy girlfriend.

[–]andersonmatt1125 8 points9 points ago

That's because this bill is clearly a newer issue than the one in the picture. Look at the bold 5, on the right.

"They" knew people would figure it out so they had no choice but to remove it from the new issue, colorized bills!

[–]DeathWalrus 2 points3 points ago

how difficult is it to find latex-free condoms?

[–]WTFisTehInternets 26 points27 points ago

Already pre-shaped in a downvote......

[–]philbert440 81 points82 points ago

[–]The_Dane 14 points15 points ago

WHAT IS THIS MAGIC

[–]Iamnotb0b 3 points4 points ago

Thats a waffle

[–]baker781 41 points42 points ago

You can fold Australia's five dollar bill to look like a whale sucking a dick.

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dick-sucking-whale.jpg

[–]colballs 90 points91 points ago

I KNEW IT! The illuminatis are responsible for IHOP, Denny's, and any other business that sells pancakes, small or large! Its part of their scheme to fatten up America so that we're too fat to get up and go to the elections, making it impossible to vote and be involved in politics!!

[–]icedlemonade 4 points5 points ago

I came here to post something similar, its a good thing I read before I posted. :( Take an upvote.

[–]thehanson97 2 points3 points ago

Its ok, I'll upvote you

[–]B_Master 9 points10 points ago

Pulled out $5 bill. My reaction

[–]retep1515 8 points9 points ago

[–]ahhpoo 17 points18 points ago

really wanted to try this but wasnt sure if i was being trolled. so i clicked on the comments thinking "come on 5 comments, dont fail me now" hoping somebody would have the answer.

[–]Duct_Tape_n_Grenades 13 points14 points ago

But they don't lie about the waffles on the 20.

[–]Sarley 13 points14 points ago

I'll show you the bacon on the $100, just give me a bill.

[–]SimianControl 17 points18 points ago

For your blatant dishonesty on the five dollar pancake stack, you have my outrage and disgust. How could one possibly EVER lie on the internet? It's all truth's I say, and you sir, no you're no sir, you HEATHEN, have turned this wonderful oasis of laughter and happiness into an all out warzone. You're the reason children in Africa are starving. It was all you and your pancakes of lies!

[–]jimibulgin 11 points12 points ago

[–]BayouLife 10 points11 points ago

actually pulled a 5 outa my wallet. where the fuck do you get your money

[–]Late2theGame 12 points13 points ago

this is so obviously bull its not even /r/funny.

[–]TheEcstatic 5 points6 points ago

I'm ashamed to say that I am a fucking idiot and tried anyways.

[–]Blor-Utar 4 points5 points ago

Quick, someone call Nicolas Cage. We've got a movie to make.

[–]Wylieboy89 5 points6 points ago

Best I can do is an Australian $5 showing a whale sucking dick link

[–]Mojammer 6 points7 points ago

The $5 bill in the picture isn't a brand new one, it's the one made just before the new one. And it doesn't work with a real bill.

[–]TheSharpestBulb 8 points9 points ago

IHOP was an inside job!

[–]iAmericA45 3 points4 points ago

Checkmate, Atheists.

[–]flackdaddyxpress 5 points6 points ago

This should be part of a new IHOP marketing campaign

All you can eat pancakes $5

[–]TheBird47 2 points3 points ago

Half life 3 confirmed!!!

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[–]griingolink 1 point2 points ago

No matter how many times I told myself it was fake, I still needed to do it

[–]cootzified 2 points3 points ago

:( I want pancakes now...and five dollars.

[–]Chopperguy 0 points1 point ago

Damn. My last five went to pay my student loans.

[–]ronald_ploter 2 points3 points ago

maybe next time I should read the comments befor I try it

[–]garysopinion 0 points1 point ago

i heard you make pancackes out of chickens!

[–]monsterhed 1 point2 points ago

doesn't work. boooo!

[–]drewisawesome14 -1 points0 points ago

its a clue to the national treasure.....

[–]potatodavid 1 point2 points ago

Anyone got a change for my 10?

[–]WellyWizard 0 points1 point ago

This ruined my day :( I wanted it to be true so bad.

[–]Greasy_Joe_Bick 1 point2 points ago

"The secret government Eggo project."

[–]spagnitz 0 points1 point ago

it's REALLY hidden

[–]Pengin002 0 points1 point ago

LIAR

[–]SilentTheTyrant 0 points1 point ago

Lumberjack money.

[–]windowpanez 0 points1 point ago

And now I really want pancakes for diner

[–]TellYouWhatitShwas 0 points1 point ago

Touche, sir.

[–]Dark_house 0 points1 point ago

[–]gabbathon 1 point2 points ago

The pancakes are a lie.

[–]YodaMush 0 points1 point ago

DAMNIT, now I want pancakes

[–]RoryAndo 1 point2 points ago

I was wandering why there was a half a plate shape on the white house...

[–]lompocmatt 2 points3 points ago

the white house...

cringe

[–]RoryAndo 3 points4 points ago

If it makes it any better i'm not american...

[–]RoryAndo 2 points3 points ago

Oh god i feel lime the biggest idiot known to man... The lincoln memorial sorry...

[–]Kinkajou1015 4 points5 points ago

You get props for realizing your error and correcting it. Many would choose to remain ignorant.

[–]thisisnotmyusername_ 0 points1 point ago

The Illuminati strikes again!

[–]Pastogen 0 points1 point ago

My reaction:

lol, no way! FUCK.

[–]1pdc1 0 points1 point ago

Well that was Abso-fuckin-lutely hilarious! I got what I came for r/funny!

[–]santosm 1 point2 points ago

Showing reddit to friends> oh look at this five dollar bill> lets do the trick> look like a fucking retard.

[–]staroverblue 1 point2 points ago

you ever look at the back of a $5 bill...on WEED...

[–]blade2000 0 points1 point ago

What dumbshit really believed this, even for a second?

[–]DaveyFresh 0 points1 point ago

Omg....does this mean pancakes everyday forever?

[–]Ski00 1 point2 points ago

Your move Waffle House.

[–]melissaur1039 0 points1 point ago

I tried two different fivers before deciding to look at the comments.

[–]Archany 0 points1 point ago

hidden fake of fake on the $fake bill

[–]Mossmaster 0 points1 point ago

goddamn you it even had the syrup and butter!

[–]Sarge8707 0 points1 point ago

very Fake

[–]gamefreak76 0 points1 point ago

I wish

[–]tuckmyjunksofast 1 point2 points ago

Easily identifiable as fake due to the parts of the pattern beign along the blank edges of the paper.

[–]rainbowfroginfiniti 0 points1 point ago

r/mildlyinteresting

[–]BurgerBlah123 1 point2 points ago

M-M-My life has a whole new meaning...

[–]leftnotracks 0 points1 point ago

I didn’t know Al Jaffee worked at the mint?

[–]Kyle-Overstreet 1 point2 points ago

Oh god I want pancakes. Luscious, fluffy pancakes all over my body.

[–]khill1122 0 points1 point ago

But it looks like it's getting a downvote in the process... :(

[–]TheDirtySockMonkey 0 points1 point ago

[–]BHscotchie 0 points1 point ago

Incredible

[–]Kingtorm 0 points1 point ago

waffles

[–]bedem5425 0 points1 point ago

God bless America

[–]IamMitch 0 points1 point ago

Illumi-hungry

[–]ComoImports 0 points1 point ago

I hated you, you faking piece of shit I had my hopes so high

[–]Imwatchingyou69 0 points1 point ago

CONSPIRACY!

[–]SirRonaldofBurgundy 0 points1 point ago

International House Of Pancakes = One World Government

[–]ChappieChicken 1 point2 points ago

I got up off the toilet in the middle of a dump to try this! You inconsiderate whore!

[–]butcher99 0 points1 point ago

And is that bacon?

[–]deruke 0 points1 point ago

x-post this to /r/conspiracy

[–]bungchung 0 points1 point ago

zhthffghfxghxfhg

[–]RiverwoodHood 0 points1 point ago

I'm submitting this to r/conspiracy. it's clearly symbolism that the Reptilians are going to smush us all like pancakes.

[–]ekuhn25 0 points1 point ago

Hey cool! Let me tr...oh wait I'm a poor college student, I don't have any money!

[–]MrHawke 0 points1 point ago

someone was bored...

[–]Apollokadabra 0 points1 point ago

Damn

[–]SlaughterMeister 0 points1 point ago

THE ILLUMINATI CONTROLS THE MAPLE SYRUP INDUSTRY!

[–]abeuntstudiainmores 0 points1 point ago

[–]xymog 0 points1 point ago

It actually looks yummy...

[–]Reformed_journalist 0 points1 point ago

OK, so we know it's fake. So why doesn't this shit get down-voted into oblivion?

[–]blank_generation 1 point2 points ago

PANCAKES DID 9/11

[–]ismashphone 0 points1 point ago

EVERY TIME i see or hear the word pancakes, i see that blond mullet kid from the movie Cabin Fever

[–]electromonkey222 0 points1 point ago

Why would you post this if it's fake. I have tried it and it's FAAAAKKKKEEEE and OOOLLLDDD!!!!!

[–]Born-dead 0 points1 point ago

That's some illuminati shit! Subliminal messages and what not.

[–]Sprettball 0 points1 point ago

F7U12 good sir

[–]HonestAboutExpertise 1 point2 points ago

I can't believe i fell for that.

[–]errday 0 points1 point ago

imposter and homosexual

[–]StoneDMU 1 point2 points ago

Down vote, BOOOOOOO

[–]Lawd_of_Spoons 0 points1 point ago

It's a conspiracy! The government has been planning to take away our pancake rights for years! We need to begin the revolution!

[–]luna16 0 points1 point ago

I call shenanigans!!

[–]Dogma40 0 points1 point ago

trollllololol Good game.

[–]bmbyal 0 points1 point ago

It should take everyone all of about 2 seconds to realize it's fake.

[–]firemummy 0 points1 point ago

Dammit, I just rustled through the fives at work. Worked for a few minutes. Then...

[–]wortime 0 points1 point ago

I don't see pancakes dawg, it looks like a downvote.... So ..

[–]BryWorldNY 0 points1 point ago

As a lazy student who's too lazy to make the pancake batter, Waffles > Pancakes.

[–]cynicdreamer 0 points1 point ago

I just got into my register at work to try this. I've been had!

[–]symsym44 0 points1 point ago

As a Canadian, I did not waste my time

[–]torpedohead 0 points1 point ago

Good god! The national treasure is hidden at IHOP!

[–]thekenturner 0 points1 point ago

How do we know those aren't donuts?

[–]poppinmycollar 0 points1 point ago

I wish more than anything that this was true.

[–]Rubberduckie198 0 points1 point ago

Tried it, twice. Now I am full of hate.

[–]mlarson12 0 points1 point ago

Seems legit.

[–]yourmothersuncle 0 points1 point ago

First world problem: Want to try it, but only have 20 dollar bills...

[–]amiga500 0 points1 point ago

Saw a fake as soon as I looked !

[–]Shoyne 0 points1 point ago

I want to believe!

[–]SEAN771177 0 points1 point ago

I know i'm not the only one that grabbed a five.

[–]brungo 0 points1 point ago

jokes on you, I'm poor.

[–]RzK 0 points1 point ago

Proof that 9/11 was an inside job