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[–]richard_photograph 1131 points1132 points ago

looks more like barbados slim

[–]funkendread 578 points579 points ago

"You haven't seen the last of Barbados Slim! Now goodbye, forever!"

[–]hollander93 160 points161 points ago

I miss Barbados slim.

[–]RickRussellTX 138 points139 points ago

Barbados Slim? I LOVE THAT GUY!

[–]rhubarbbus 123 points124 points ago

Gumbercules? I love that guy!

[–]LurkerTroll 27 points28 points ago

Hypnotoad? ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

[–]bigheavyshoe 20 points21 points ago

[–]frobischer 19 points20 points ago

Be careful, that's hypnotoad's cousin Seizuretoad.

[–]excommunicated 6 points7 points ago

[–]fishisagod 14 points15 points ago

Please don't.

[–]rhubarbbus 7 points8 points ago

Please don't whALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

[–]fishisagod 9 points10 points ago

God. Fucking. Damnit.

[–]Magikpoo 0 points1 point ago

Zoidburg: See he told you to be careful.

[–]nibbling_totoros 12 points13 points ago

Barbados Slim... MY hero

[–]finch749 4 points5 points ago

I say go to hell Barbados Slim!

[–]ThatGuy210 6 points7 points ago

I love you too.

[–]Giantpanda602 22 points23 points ago

Don't say that too loud, or they'll start using him in all of the new episodes for a cheap joke without any of the charm that he originally brought to the show.

[–]DoctorSteve 8 points9 points ago

They did that already.

[–]Giantpanda602 4 points5 points ago

Yea, I don't really watch the new episodes anymore. It's all just about the joke now.

[–]DoctorSteve 18 points19 points ago

There's a disproportionate amount of new episodes that try to have some kind of touching episode.

I like the episode where they go inside Fry's body. It's just stupid joke after stupid joke. And it's wonderful. But Bender searching for the Meaning of Life? Get off my TV.

[–]infeKteDx 29 points30 points ago

That episode also was somewhat touching, fry wants Lila to like him for who he is, not who the worms made him...

[–]DoctorSteve 35 points36 points ago

Fry was stupid. I wish I had those damn worms.

[–]Max_Was_Here 17 points18 points ago

Did you see those sweet abs he got?

You could grate cheese on those things!

[–]shinja59 11 points12 points ago

"How does a robot join this monk outfit?" "Just put on this monk outfit"

[–]gazow 7 points8 points ago

little bird little bird fly though my window

[–]Peaceblaster86 0 points1 point ago

Sweet bongo of the Congo!

[–]nbinney 45 points46 points ago

But last i heard, he was still in Barbados!

[–]theaceplaya 44 points45 points ago

And he'll be going back with a gold medal draped around his elegant Caribbean shoulders!

[–]defaultengine 51 points52 points ago

he's the only man ever to win an Olympic gold in both limbo and sex, beat that Usain

[–]KazzaBiss 14 points15 points ago

No, Usain won that, too. Didn't you see all the golden blonde swedes draped around his neck?

[–]tastethelink 17 points18 points ago

I read all of these comments in LaBarbara's voice. It was a good experience.

[–]Msingh999 23 points24 points ago

Sweet Yeti of the Serengeti! You've gone crazy-eddy in the heady!

[–]tastethelink 13 points14 points ago

The ability for that show and the voice actors to completely and instantly take over your internal reading voice with just a simple sentence is astounding. Holy god thank you for that.

[–]Msingh999 15 points16 points ago

Eh-Wha?

[–]tastethelink 7 points8 points ago

HiiiiiYAH!

[–]aManPerson 7 points8 points ago

FFS, and im so excited someone made a gif of something in videos and submitted it here.

[–]Loki364 4 points5 points ago

The only man to win gold medals in both limbo and sex.

[–]christmasface 243 points244 points ago

I'M JUST LIKE HERMES! I'M JUST LIKE HERMES! I'M JUST LI-

[–]chatzimcfee 149 points150 points ago

NOOOOO!!!!!

[–]Nightfalls 141 points142 points ago

MY MANWICH!

[–]ThatCorrectOpinion 60 points61 points ago

I ALSO WATCH FUTURAMA!

[–]amrikakirani 38 points39 points ago

Good news everyone! Me too!

[–]oh_no_a_hobo 13 points14 points ago

I can make a Futurama reference too..... D'oh!!

[–]hellfried707 98 points99 points ago

No, boy, stop. It's too low. Your backbone can't take it!!!

[–]Thydamine 7 points8 points ago

Oh, what the fuck. I can't hear it in any other voice.

[–]SirVirus 172 points173 points ago

Requisition me a beat

[–]Sixxtwo 30 points31 points ago

JUST THE GRADE 19's!

[–]tell_my_mom 35 points36 points ago

Jamaica.

[–]LibraryNerdOne 26 points27 points ago

Jamaica!

[–]LibraryNerdOne 35 points36 points ago

When I was four there was a hurricane in Kingston Town with a foot and a half of water Everyone was alright, but I cried all night It blew my alphabet blocks out of order And they said this boy’s born to be a bureaucrat Born to be all obsessive and snotty I made my friends and relations file long applications To get into my tenth birthday party.

[–]dangerous_beans 34 points35 points ago

But something changed when my man turned pro
I was sorting but I wasn't smiling
He forgot that it's not about badges and ranks
It's supposed to be about the filing. PEOPLE!

[–]LibraryNerdOne 28 points29 points ago

We didn't choose to be bureaucrats No, that's what Almighty Jah made us We'd treat people like swine and make them stand in line Even if nobody paid us They say the world looks down on the bureaucrats They say we're anal, compulsive and weird But when push comes to shove you gotta do what you love Even if it's not a good idea Zoidberg!

[–]njst 166 points167 points ago

Sweet something of somewhere!

[–]Consequence6 110 points111 points ago

Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg

[–]mount_eerie 59 points60 points ago

Sweet three-toed sloth of ice planet Hoth!

[–]tangerine_speedo 64 points65 points ago

Sweet candelabra of La Habra, LaBarbara!

[–]warped_and_bubbling 41 points42 points ago

Sweet yeti of the Serengeti!

[–]ProtossTheHero 29 points30 points ago

Sweet anteater of Santa Anita!

[–]MrBlaaaaah 2 points3 points ago

Sweet topology of cosmology!

[–]AlcoholiCalifornian 2 points3 points ago

Holy ego of montigo

[–]seekfear 3 points4 points ago

I will use this line once in my life. I promise you that.

[–]Cluster_One 113 points114 points ago

He had to tuck his dick in.

[–]Relevant_BlackGuy 57 points58 points ago

Ya'll don't realize that's how it be but it just is.

[–]leworkaccount 62 points63 points ago

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

[–]elbruce 2 points3 points ago

Yep it do be like that what they ain't realizing.

[–]fawker 20 points21 points ago

no one has ever been not as black as this

[–]Beersaround 3 points4 points ago

That's why they call me 11 inch Conrad.

[–]Supernyan 395 points396 points ago

A gif of a video that's on the front page right now.

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 224 points225 points ago

With the top comment from the video as the title.

[–]they_call_me_dewey 110 points111 points ago

And the second top comment from youtube as the top comment on Reddit!

[–]chatzimcfee 71 points72 points ago

It's almost like.... like.... things get repeated repeated on the internet

[–]MindlessLizard 97 points98 points ago

It's almost like.... like.... things get repeated repeated on the internet

[–]scots23 38 points39 points ago

Cue third person trying to get in on the karma train by repeating it again.

[–]ibestalkinyo 34 points35 points ago

Cue third person trying to get in on the karma train by repeating it again.

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[–]AlterNick 3 points4 points ago

It's not the fact that it is/is going to be repeated that we have trouble handling, it is the speed with which some things are repeated that is intolerable.

[–]ChiperSoft 17 points18 points ago

Not on my front page.

[–]Engineer3227 54 points55 points ago

OP is a 14 year old living in his moms basement.

Learned all that from his comment history. From comments of his:

"I am 14 but because I am a Redditor and am smarter than everyone else with technology I will become an IT, which is awesome because I heard all you have to do is Reddit all day."

"As a 14 year old virgin male, I think that women like men with meat on them."

A submission of his titled: "I work no time, make $0 an hour and I live in my mom's basement"

back to comments: "I'm only 14 years old but I have a lot of swag and am very mature for my age."

"I spend about 10 hours a day on /r/LeagueOfLegends because it's summer right now and I have a lot of free time since I don't have any homework."

"I have a lot of swag."

"I make my own rules."

That's all I can take. That was all on just the first 2 pages of his comments.

OP is a faggot 14 year old.

EDIT Getting some comments about my use of the word faggot so I replaced it.

[–]DrDreampop 9 points10 points ago

"I'm only 14 years old but I have a lot of swag and am very mature for my age."

Best one.

[–]Tactful 11 points12 points ago

You're the hero that only I need.

[–]PedoJones 10 points11 points ago

Don't condescend homosexuals that way. Homosexuals work very hard for equal rights, OP does not work at all, totally unacceptable to compare apples to oranges in that matter. Shame on you.

[–]the_great_white 4 points5 points ago

[–]JD580 2 points3 points ago

I read his comments too. How obnoxious!

[–]DollyPart-time 2 points3 points ago

Now I don't want to check his page for real, because I want to live under the impression that you are some kind of supertroll. Also, every single one of those is hilarious. One of you guys is a hilarious supertroll. Which one? We shall never know.

EDIT: Had to check anyway. Double-account supertroll. The hivemind engineer and the annoying 14-year-old. Nice work.

[–]Bladez 34 points35 points ago

As someone who isn't subscribed to r/videos, I appreciate this as a gif

[–]Rocco03 7 points8 points ago

*A 7.4 MB gif of a 5.5 MB video

[–]yethegodless 6 points7 points ago

Some of us aren't subscribed to r/videos.

[–]whiteboywasted99 5 points6 points ago

ain't nobody got time for videos

[–]alphanumerica 8 points9 points ago

Yeah this totally wasn't for karma at all.

[–]seann999 2 points3 points ago

Most of his previous attempts were failures, and what's basically an obvious repost succeeds.

[–]KittenPurrs 2 points3 points ago

I actually said aloud, "Thank gods someone gif'd this; I was too lazy to watch the vid." I've been working 70-hour weeks lately. My free time is at a premium (...she says in her reddit comment.).

[–]CanIGetaHellYeah 1 point2 points ago

As someone who can't view videos at work - I am incredibly happy about this fact.

[–]euletide 39 points40 points ago

"And that's why they call me 11-inch Conrad"

[–]PORN_TITLE_RATER 51 points52 points ago

6/10

[–]1337tacosalad 14 points15 points ago

This account is fucking hilarious.

[–]mrpineapplehouse 4 points5 points ago

please keep this novelty account going

[–]crispyblackdude 37 points38 points ago

[–]Exaskryz 4 points5 points ago

What episode is this?

[–]jyz002 12 points13 points ago

"a clone of my own", sadly enough I didn't have to google it to remember the title

[–]neverendingdrums 25 points26 points ago

awesomely enough I didn't have to google it to remember the title

FTFY

[–]blacksunseven 4 points5 points ago

I believe it's "video output" but I could be wrong.

[–]mount_eerie 30 points31 points ago

No, boy, stop! It's too low! Your backbone can't take it!

[–]jimozu 17 points18 points ago

** CRACK! *

[–]convoke 4 points5 points ago

I wanna be just like you, Hermes.

[–]thatnewjunksmell 25 points26 points ago

[–]POSTS_GIFS 11 points12 points ago

[–]neverendingdrums 2 points3 points ago

[–]DroppinLoad5 8 points9 points ago

As someone who has dislocated my knee while attempting to Limbo, this made me cringe harder than almost anything else I've seen on Reddit.

[–]infectant 3 points4 points ago

As someone who has never attempted to limbo, my first thought was "that has got to be brutal on your knees." Thank you for confirming.

[–]TheBootFace 8 points9 points ago

Sweet Lion of Zion!

[–]engtchr527 10 points11 points ago

I've been to that island (Port Lucaya, Freeport, Bahamas) and have seen this guy do this. It's even more crazy in person. He also can take a small child in each arm and get himself and both kids under the limbo stick (just not quite that low).

[–]pecindian17 2 points3 points ago

He did that with me while on roller blades. I couldn't help but be amazed by it the entire night.

[–]niko2000 5 points6 points ago

I didnt think you were allowed to let your upper body touch the floor.

[–]ThatOneLundy 9 points10 points ago

But you are allowed to let the bodies hit the floor.

[–]Blink182ismeh 4 points5 points ago

Thanks for posting this in gif form, I really didn't want to watch the video!

[–]Frat_Panda 2 points3 points ago

Gentlemen, I believe we have found the best QWOP player ever.

[–]Chip_Smith 2 points3 points ago

does anybody know how to do an exorcism? just curious

[–]BewilderedAlbatross 3 points4 points ago

That's Barbados Slim, c'mon

[–]Smokecan 3 points4 points ago

Stop stealing people's posts, nutsack.

[–]Jomihoppe 7 points8 points ago

My Manwhich!

[–]Brashdoodle 6 points7 points ago

Look at that fine Jamaican Bacon.

[–]Dr_Medic345 2 points3 points ago

Barbados Slim!

[–]TheAdamantArchvile 2 points3 points ago

This one's for that little boy who's limboing up in heaven.

[–]King-of-Spades42 2 points3 points ago

NO SON IT'S TOO LOW YOUR BACK CAN'T TAKE IT

[–]DigitalZiggurat 2 points3 points ago

Dude, thats Barbados Slim

[–]clydefrog811 3 points4 points ago

I didn't think this was actually possible

[–]JMKowerski 3 points4 points ago

Anyone else notice how he has to continually push his penis down? BlackPeopleProblems

[–]Sixtyn9ne 1 point2 points ago

what if he just got an erection mid-limbo and knocked the bar off?

[–]gmac1994 3 points4 points ago

"Now fetch that sword off the wall!"

[–]voNlKONov 1 point2 points ago

So you took a video upvoted to hell turned it into a gif and titled it as one of the top comments on said video. Go fuck yourself. Seriously.

[–]mad33tcompynrd -1 points0 points ago

Is that the set from the Raul Julia/Guile Street Fighter movie?

[–]the_friendly_one -1 points0 points ago

Your gif is broken.

[–]Tooexforbee -1 points0 points ago

Look at that fine Jamaican bacon!

[–]captainvitus771 0 points1 point ago

I understood that reference!

[–]Jreynold 0 points1 point ago

I bet his nightmare is getting stuck under a bed like that or something.

[–]chazzeromus 0 points1 point ago

Is that back bacon? No that be your back bakin'.

[–]hennyfurlopez 1 point2 points ago

Is he pushing his dick out of the way? I believe that disqualifies him, right?

[–]pecindian17 0 points1 point ago

I was on a cruise when I was younger, about 10 or so. We went off on this boat called the Bahama Mama when we were docked for the night. The entertainment was this guy and he kept putting the bar lower and lower, finally he asked for a volunteer and picked me. He carried me under the bar while on roller blades. I was not a small kid and the bar was maybe 2 feet off the ground. Great experience.

[–]FavorHouse 0 points1 point ago

Lowa it anodda inch!

[–]fantastic_mr_f 1 point2 points ago

"I still got the moves! Zoidberg, lower the door another inch."

[–]PPCwarren 1 point2 points ago

excuse me while I move my gigantic cock before it hits the limbo bar.

[–]DerHelm 0 points1 point ago

Carnival time! And that's as low as limbo sticks get. Well at least Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back.

[–]ElvisNeedsBoats 0 points1 point ago

Isn't he disqualified for touching the floor?

[–]andreicmello 0 points1 point ago

Damn. From the very beginning of that gif I knew he was going to make it but I still got anxious watching it.

[–]trolarch 1 point2 points ago

more like barbados slim

[–]littleladygee 0 points1 point ago

If I'm not mistaken, this is Port Lucaya on Grand Bahama Island, they always do a limbo competition until he's the only one left and then he has them lower the bar to 2 beer bottles and does this.

[–]Ganjookie 1 point2 points ago

Barbados Slim!!!

[–]imprettytired 0 points1 point ago

Chicken limbo ze one, big fun

[–]erock0546 0 points1 point ago

Saw someone do the exact same thing live, it's freaking cool.

[–]fistymcbuttpuncher 0 points1 point ago

If you have to bend over to pick the bar up, then its too low for me to limbo under.

[–]MrF33 0 points1 point ago

Sweet somethin of someplace, dat's low!

[–]cockmobile 1 point2 points ago

The YouTube video was just posted this morning...Serious?

[–]Cam89 0 points1 point ago

That's amazing.

[–]tehgreyghost 0 points1 point ago

Holy Manta Ray of Santa Fe!

[–]probability1 0 points1 point ago

HILARIOUS!

[–]purplepug22 0 points1 point ago

First thing to catch my eye was surprisingly the big guy in the back trying to find a place to stand and take a picture.

[–]lovelytasha 0 points1 point ago

Human octopus, ftw!

[–]my_cock_in_barack 0 points1 point ago

Dat fat ass

[–]cowscankill -1 points0 points ago

I can do that with my legs. I didn't even realize it's potential in limbo. Next time my school has a contest, I am GOING to win.

[–]phreshphillets -1 points0 points ago

limbo lower now... how low can you go... 6" MuthaFucka...

[–]BreakingNewsHeadline -1 points0 points ago

FLEXIBLE FUTURAMA FACSIMILE NOT FAZED BY FIT: FINISHES WITH FINESSE

[–]pantallica_51[!] 0 points1 point ago

is that in paradise island, the Bahamas?

[–]NotANoveltyUser 0 points1 point ago

Kinda makes your nuts hurt.

[–]TetrisKingFISH 0 points1 point ago

Is this Real life?

[–]stretchmeister 0 points1 point ago

I love how that fat guy in the blue was all 'shit nigga damn that motherfucker is a goddamn wizard i gotta actually move to see this shit'

[–]Alphawild 0 points1 point ago

That guy can suck his own dick.

[–]ThePomelo 0 points1 point ago

So that's how low you can go.

[–]BisonHide -1 points0 points ago

But chan he do accounting?

[–]ElPolloDeLaNoche 0 points1 point ago

This guy is from the Bahamas, saw him last year in Freeport, blew my very hungover mind

[–]godspeed1984 -1 points0 points ago

I love that episode when Hermes limbo's under the oven. When my fiance and I argue, I often wish I could limbo under the oven to get away from her stupidity.

[–]Thrye 0 points1 point ago

Is that 6 fingers?

[–]rillegas08 -1 points0 points ago

Great fig tree of Wisconsin!

[–]claudesoph 0 points1 point ago

I just came.

[–]Norwejew 0 points1 point ago

Sweet something of...of someplace

[–]an_angry 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this guy! I miss the Bahamas.

[–]zeththedarkmage 1 point2 points ago

Posted a video clip of the SAME GUY with the SAME TITLE and I get nothing.

Welp, it's been fun Reddit.

[–]lbofham1 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this guy before! In Count Basie Square in Freeport, Bahamas!

[–]twonx 1 point2 points ago

hAhaha i caan't stop laughing. good thing you posted in r/funny

[–]hoody8 0 points1 point ago

Stealth trespassing..

[–]Itstoosteamy 1 point2 points ago

"This one is for the little kid limbo'n up in heaven now"

[–]martynolegs 0 points1 point ago

I though he was some kind of outer space potato man

[–]Morepork360 0 points1 point ago

Imagine that coming under your door at 3 in the morning. In fact, don't.

[–]HermesConradRL -1 points0 points ago

On my honeymoon, I limboed for 12 straight hours.

[–]ColoBB -1 points0 points ago

that's how you roll! awesome :))

[–]Swaggin_23 0 points1 point ago

Black people are so good at everything that impresses girls.

[–]Remmib 1 point2 points ago

Confirmed: OP is a faggot.

[–]Goosage 0 points1 point ago

http://imgur.com/OaigG can everyone just downvote him? like, really?

[–]Biggle 0 points1 point ago

Tried doing this. Not as easy as it looks let me tell you. I heard bones.

[–]brainfart4 0 points1 point ago

real life repost

[–]ToeSawBagTron 0 points1 point ago

Dis one goes out to dat boy up der in heavan!

[–]Zom13ie1979 0 points1 point ago

It's awkward that he has to tuck his junk down to make it fit.

[–]Vee_Vee 0 points1 point ago

Maybe they should have the low jump in the Olympics.

[–]ColloquiaIism 0 points1 point ago

He'll be as strong and flexible as Gumby and Hercules Combined!

[–]Poolboy24 1 point2 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/z2cqn/lowest_limbo_ever/

really? not even a day before this is re-posted?

[–]Mr-Geeb 0 points1 point ago

HOLY CRAP!!!! I LOVE THE COLOR RED AND CAMERAS

[–]MaceTheJester 0 points1 point ago

same-day repost... this has been happening waaaayy too much lately..

[–]lodossheros 0 points1 point ago

haters gon' hate

[–]LoneWave 0 points1 point ago

I saw a guy doing that in Key West , pretty cool

[–]CyricTheMadd 0 points1 point ago

That's not a cigar............and it's not mine!