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[–]invaderkristin 39 points40 points ago

That's a damn cute baby. And I usually think babies are ugly and gross.

[–]QuadsNotBlades 9 points10 points ago

right? I am usually not a fan of babies but this one actually put a smile on my face

[–]JackCraic 12 points13 points ago

Kind of looks like Gizmo

[–]MozzarellaSquirrel -1 points0 points ago

IT does!

[–]JKR93 0 points1 point ago

I smirked at this, so am I going to purgatory?

[–]JediMasterSam 0 points1 point ago

What if with all these reposts is purgatory!!

[–]matthewalan8 91 points92 points ago

This makes me feel down.

[–]mphatik 64 points65 points ago

This thread makes me feel 21 again.

[–]matthewalan8 11 points12 points ago

I see what you did there....+1 for you!

[–]OnceIHadACookie 27 points28 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
It's my cake day so i thought I'd cash in on an inappropriate picture (: 4coms 13pts 8mos funny
It's not offensive, it's scientific! 6coms 10pts 1yr pics
So thats whats going on there... 11coms 85pts 4mos WTF
I'm going to hell for laughing. Wanna come too? 168coms 503pts 1yr funny
I'm going to use my cake day karma to make you all feel guilty. 7coms 22pts 1yr pics
i'm high on chromosomes 74coms 195pts 1yr pics
I'm going to hell for laughing 202coms 518pts 1yr pics
Going to hell for laughing at this. 5coms -7pts 29dys funny
Gets me EVERY TIME. damnit. 12coms 367pts 3mos ImGoingToHellForThis
Yep, going to hell... 5coms 16pts 3mos funny

source: karmadecay

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[–]major_redditor 10 points11 points ago

Coming first out of a bunch of resposts is like winning the special olympics. You might win but you're still retarded.

[–]melotraumatic -1 points0 points ago

What an appropriate analogy.

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[–]OnceIHadACookie 3 points4 points ago

Just saying:

title comnts points age /r/
Nothing much... just missed her 0coms -3pts 5dys pics
How I feel reading suggested serving sizes. 0coms 6pts 12dys funny
HIFW a post contains the words "my girlfriend." 27coms 290pts 16dys HIFW
Whenever I hear that a supernatural horror flick is "based on a true story" 16coms 97pts 16dys atheism
"NBC's coverage is appalling. I'm boycotting the rest of the Olympics!!" 4coms 9pts 29dys gifs
When my friend says Tyga is a better rapper than Common and Mos Def 2coms -3pts 1mo funny
every time a pushy asshat christian ends an unwanted conversation with a shit-eating smile and a "well...when the lord needs ya, he.ll getcha!" 4coms 0pts 1mo atheism
When ever I see a "I googled this and got this" 2coms 17pts 1mo funny
When my parents told me not to smoke in Amsterdam... 94coms 1256pts 1mo trees
HIFW my chubby friends give me diet advice. 2coms 65pts 1mo HIFW
Can someone tell me where this gif comes from? I'd love to know why she had that reaction and what happened. Thanks! 19coms 97pts 1mo gifs
When a childless friend gives me parenting advice. 192coms 307pts 1mo Parenting
Me whenever someone tells me Macs are better than PCs 17coms 9pts 1mo pics
Just saw the extended forecast predicts 10 straight days of sunshine... 22coms 220pts 1mo Seattle
How I feel whenever some says they were casually browsing r/gonewild 0coms -3pts 1mo funny
Whenever a Christian tells me a carpenter-god came to save me 2000 years before I was even born. 20coms 307pts 2mos atheism
When my friend tells me he slept with a pornstar. 10coms 111pts 2mos gifs
Whenever a post contains the words, "my girlfriend." 179coms 815pts 2mos funny
When an art major told me that engineering is the worst field to go into 735coms 347pts 3mos funny
Whenever someone says "not photoshoped" or "totally real" in r/pics 5coms 39pts 3mos gifs
When my friend tells me her boyfriend doesn't watch porn 621coms 1002pts 3mos funny
"I found him decapitated and swimming in feces after his former owners pile drived him into an active volcano, paid vet bills and here he is!"... my reaction 29coms 421pts 3mos gifs
When I see that the serving size for Oreos is three cookies. 14coms 129pts 3mos funny
When my mom told me that there are funnier photos on Facebook than Reddit. 7coms 85pts 4mos funny
When christians start telling me about how god has spoken to them. 170coms 902pts 4mos atheism
When someone on the internet starts threatening me. 177coms 1046pts 4mos funny
My reaction when my roommate said he was going to get laid tonight... 19coms 649pts 4mos funny
When someone is wrong and they insist they're right... 1com 15pts 4mos funny
When my friend posts things he sees on reddit to facebook and acts all cool and stuff i'm all like 22coms 439pts 4mos gifs
When a theist tells me that atheism starts wars and ruins lives. 259coms 975pts 4mos atheism

source: karmadecay

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[–]OnceIHadACookie 0 points1 point ago

[–]TotalRedditMove 1 point2 points ago

Well I hate reposts as much as anyone but the fact that none of these got that big means that the possibility of you not know that it was one is higher and thus I may not hate you as much. Having said that, I had never seen it before.

[–]vaginabeard 1 point2 points ago

[–]Apostolate 27 points28 points ago

I was gonna say, uppers make you high, and this whole link is one big downer.

[–]butters877 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know that a downvote button appeared on your comments...

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[–]bobthecookie 11 points12 points ago

Because people have turned on our beloved Apostolate

[–]Pusciferrr 5 points6 points ago

Is this fucking 4chan?

[–]scruffy01 43 points44 points ago

Why Why on earth would this be funny?

Edit: I fear this joke may be too subtle for some, so I put this here as a hint.

[–]Ragnalypse 32 points33 points ago

Different trisomy motherfucker, u in da wrong neighborhood.

[–]TrollKy 2 points3 points ago

SCIENCE!

[–]scamlikenewton -2 points-1 points ago

Thank you.

[–]Jethro_Spurn 4 points5 points ago

Oh you!

[–]TortillaMask 3 points4 points ago

I'm sorry, I dont get it. Explain?

[–]littlemermaid37 2 points3 points ago

Downs syndrome people have an extra chromosome. That is the main reason for their differences.

[–]TortillaMask 3 points4 points ago

Is that why he said "Why" twice? Like 'Y' chromosomes?

[–]littlemermaid37 2 points3 points ago

Yea I think so. In cases of Downs a sequence of chromosomes is copied. It could be y,y or x,x I think. I could be wrong though.

[–]ratajewie 14 points15 points ago

No. It's trisomy 21. So the 21st chromosome is copied. What you're thinking of is Klinefelter's or XYY syndrome.

[–]lussensaurusrex 0 points1 point ago

Klinefelter's is XXY, not XYY.

[–]ratajewie 0 points1 point ago

I said Klinefelters or XYY syndrome, meaning either Klinefelter's (XXY) or XYY syndrome. I didn't mean that they were the same thing.

[–]lussensaurusrex 0 points1 point ago

Carry on, then!

[–]littlemermaid37 -1 points0 points ago

that does make sense now that you say that. thank you for the correction. they are very similar.

[–]TortillaMask 2 points3 points ago

I think x,x makes a lady.

[–]littlemermaid37 -1 points0 points ago

Indeed it does. Though I think that that chromosome sequence can also be copied and that is where the male and female difference happens in downs. Say if the y,y is copied its a boy and x,x a girl. Does that make sense? However, I could be totally wrong.

[–]TortillaMask -1 points0 points ago

Well, thank you for helping me understand the joke!

[–]littlemermaid37 0 points1 point ago

no problem! you don't see many jokes of this kind out there. its too bad because they are wicked funny.

[–]Chibbox 1 point2 points ago

As I remember it x,y is male. I know downs is a result of more than 23 chromosome pairs (whether it be a partially copied chromosome or a full copy), but I can't recall if the gender deciding chromosomes were the ones that brought their uninvited twin and messed up the party. So long since i read about this since I'm a business major. Also I laughed, but I'm already soulless.

[–]Mad_Dogg_Pezza 1 point2 points ago

You are close, but in actuality, the sex X/Y chromosomes have no effect on Down's Syndrome. The chromosome copied is Chromosome 21. Three copies (called Trisomy) of 21 causes you to have downs, regardless of gender, which is determined by your XX or XY sex chromosomes. There are Trisomy conditions of the sex Chromosomes, called Triple X, XYY or Kleinfelters (XXY) syndromes.

[–]Irma_Gerd 0 points1 point ago

Well played, sir. That even whooshed over my head temporarily.

[–]for_two_weeks 2 points3 points ago

yyyyyyyup

[–]thegreenwookie 1 point2 points ago

lol @ the early 90's

[–]fueledbysatan 6 points7 points ago

Anybody else think this looks like a hair-less Gizmo...?

[–]littlemermaid37 6 points7 points ago

I mean my sister has severe downs and I am not offended by this at all. It's a joke. If you were attacking their character as a person that would be bad but, this is no where near that. Joking sometimes makes it not so bad and gives them some humanity.

[–]ephestione 0 points1 point ago

This is funny because Down syndrome is genotypically known as "trisomy 21", which means there are 3 units of chromosome 21 i affected individuals genome, instead of just 2, hence he is "high" on chromosomes.

[–]seiffer55 2 points3 points ago

how many fuckin times is this going to be posted....

[–]MrsLCPLMitchell 2 points3 points ago

I HAVE WORKED WITH SPECIAL EDUCATION SINCE I WAS 18 YEARS OLD AND I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS MEME! Shit's funny. Carry on.

[–]reebokpumps 2 points3 points ago

so. fucking. old.

[–]Milkgunner 6 points7 points ago

This is like the cutest kid ever!

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 12 points13 points ago

/r/Iam14andthisisfunny thinks this is hilarious, too.

[–]johnny_appletits 13 points14 points ago

I'm a senior in college and my friends and I enjoy this thoroughly.

[–]MrGMinor -5 points-4 points ago

Okay okay, you can laugh and all, but to "enjoy this thoroughly"?? You sick fuck.

[–]senorbarriga57 4 points5 points ago

i was already in hell before going to hell

[–]flackdaddyxpress 2 points3 points ago

hipster guy already in hell before being in hell

[–]the_mammogramologist 1 point2 points ago

Christina Ricci baby pic?

[–]shat_my_plants 1 point2 points ago

woooooooow.

In case you're wondering, I also laughed.

[–]ImSeeingRed 2 points3 points ago

Except that subreddit is filled with people who think saying "nigger" will send them to hell.

[–]lastpersonshooter 0 points1 point ago

"Let me just change my lense so I can get some extra chromo-zoom"

[–]Strykforce -1 points0 points ago

This is the first link on reddit that I've actually laughed out loud to in a long time.

[–]keloidprocess -1 points0 points ago

Oh man, my teacher used this picture in our genetics class (without the caption).

Yep, going to hell...

[–]pooky94 -1 points0 points ago

well since i was already going to hell i guess now im gonna be the devils bitch

[–]pikachu_chu 0 points1 point ago

I figured this would have more downvotes.

[–]dropstruthbombs -1 points0 points ago

Don't feel bad, I have a brother with Downs Syndrome and I laughed.

[–]phunkyphong 0 points1 point ago

I want to upvote this but I already feel bad enough for laughing. Haha

[–]shark_claws 0 points1 point ago

I'd recomend posting to R/imgoingtohellforthis but it's posted daily there

[–]undeadkoala 1 point2 points ago

not funny at all...

[–]stretchmeister 0 points1 point ago

old news, saw it yesterday

[–]ssethrx 0 points1 point ago

TDIL The baby from the show dinosaurs had down syndrome.

[–]nowhayjose 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to hell for immediately saving this image the second I saw it.

[–]jolt2496 0 points1 point ago

Hell doesn't exist.

[–]TheAvoh 0 points1 point ago

I'll bet the people who feel bad will downvote.

[–]JangSaverem 0 points1 point ago

hey man....Hes the Baby...gotta love em'.

[–]Kakoose 0 points1 point ago

I think we love this because all babies look retardedly cute.

[–]tstinson29 -1 points0 points ago

Did this child fall down syndrome? ... see what I did there?

[–]XbanditX -1 points0 points ago

You could have posted ANYTHING on your cake day. ANYTHING.

[–]kitsu 1 point2 points ago

Thanks again 4chan :D tineye

[–]silverhanky 0 points1 point ago

is there a subreddit to messed up jokes like this?

[–]momsydjuse 0 points1 point ago

He's a sweetheart!!!

[–]RimuZ 0 points1 point ago

Aww Snookies baby is adorable!

[–]abouthillier 1 point2 points ago

I honestly cried while laughing

[–]vicaphit 0 points1 point ago

[–]kobekramer1 0 points1 point ago

First time seeing a downsyndrome baby.... I thought it was a face swap at first...

[–]thr33pwood 0 points1 point ago

+1 Chromosome.

[–]timcarlson34 0 points1 point ago

Repost....

[–]Deluminati 0 points1 point ago

Ive been on reddit for hours and this is the first thing that legitimately made me laugh.

[–]apshduh 0 points1 point ago

but there is no hell so...

[–]deathmint 0 points1 point ago

Good Guy Atheist

Doesn't believe in hell, goes there anyway for laughing at handicapped child.

[–]Kohjix 0 points1 point ago

[–]Grilled_Cheesy 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a Mogwai.

[–]xclxnoscoped 0 points1 point ago

Oh hey, this image again.

[–]lejade 0 points1 point ago

I laughed far to much at this... I bet there is a special place in hell for us all

[–]lilibrillo -1 points0 points ago

wow.. just wow.

[–]tmolesky -1 points0 points ago

downvote you sick asshole

[–]bencowtastic 0 points1 point ago

Look what I got!

[–]barium111 -1 points0 points ago

No you're not.

[–]JediMasterSam -1 points0 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
It's my cake day so i thought I'd cash in on an inappropriate picture (: 4coms 13pts 8mos funny
It's not offensive, it's scientific! 6coms 10pts 1yr pics
So thats whats going on there... 11coms 85pts 4mos WTF
I'm going to hell for laughing. Wanna come too? 168coms 503pts 1yr funny
I'm going to use my cake day karma to make you all feel guilty. 7coms 22pts 1yr pics
i'm high on chromosomes 74coms 195pts 1yr pics
I'm going to hell for laughing 202coms 518pts 1yr pics
Going to hell for laughing at this. 5coms -7pts 29dys funny
Gets me EVERY TIME. damnit. 12coms 367pts 3mos ImGoingToHellForThis
Yep, going to hell... 5coms 16pts 3mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Wintaman 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Hell-bound express, I am on it now.

[–]skeeverbutt 0 points1 point ago

Now all of my cubicle neighbors think i am crazy....

[–]Nicombobula 0 points1 point ago

straight to the hell i dont believe in! ima laugh all day and show my coworkers. hopefully they think im a horrible person afterwards.

[–]marcodls 0 points1 point ago

not funny.

[–]samanthakm9 0 points1 point ago

This has been reposted so many times, but I never care because that small person is the cutest ever.

[–]allymoose 0 points1 point ago

happy cake day :)

[–]ImACracka -1 points0 points ago

Saw this on 4chan yesterday. Could have had all the karma today.

[–]whytofu 0 points1 point ago

Aw maaaan I was totally going to repost this next week!

[–]Fightback15 -3 points-2 points ago

Explain

[–]joman584 0 points1 point ago

I'll be nice and tell you. Chromosomes are what cause Down's Syndrome, which is what this kid has.

[–]mshebel 0 points1 point ago

Well good thing I don't have chromosomes.

[–]joman584 0 points1 point ago

Chromosomes also determine gender, so...

[–]BlueTony9 -3 points-2 points ago

ROFL

[–]Cwest64 -3 points-2 points ago

Nsfw worthy

[–]mary_tyler_murder -1 points0 points ago

You're not going to hell.

You're just continuing to be an asshole here on earth.

[–]Cesar1014 -3 points-2 points ago

Saw this while my wife was pregnant. Didn't laugh till after baby was born.

[–]Problem_Santa -4 points-3 points ago

Laughing at a picture of a laughing baby? 1. What is funny about this picture and 2. Why would you go to hell for it.

Also 3. This is at least the 3rd time I've seen this on reddit and I still havent gone to hell. Maybe because it isn't funny.

[–]pooky94 0 points1 point ago

the baby has down syndrome. and people with down syndrome have an extra chromosome its funny to the people that understand that

[–]keloidprocess 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he's making a joke..."Also 3"....uh...maybe not...

[–]Problem_Santa -1 points0 points ago

How can you see the baby has down syndrome from the picture

[–]pooky94 0 points1 point ago

its completely obvious