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[–]NCSUspoon 27 points28 points ago

[–]sgtpppr 1 point2 points ago

This is one of those gifs were the file size is bigger than the actual video it came from.

[–]Aticon 0 points1 point ago

[–]thesnowflake 0 points1 point ago

i think this gif would make more sense as downvotes

[–]danque -2 points-1 points ago

Best gif i've seen today.

[–]KombuchaMushroomPeop 13 points14 points ago

And your post is becoming verifiable proof of this phenomenon.

[–]sericeousburden 5 points6 points ago

It even works on a post about any post about Obama since the AMA. That Obama, he's so meta.

[–]MastroFaffo 60 points61 points ago

[–]exizt 8 points9 points ago

[–]dontgetaudited 2 points3 points ago

Substitute in Emma Watson and I'd be smitten.

[–]iamkush 9 points10 points ago

Of all the variations of this gif I've seen, this is not the one I expected. It's....perfect.

[–]cheney_healthcare 19 points20 points ago

Guantanamo? Assassination? The Drug War? Bailouts?

HEY EVERYONE, OBAMA LIKES MICHAEL JORDAN AND WANTS TO SHARE THE WHITEHOUSE BEER RECIPE WITH YOU!

[–]SirSoliloquy 2 points3 points ago

Seriously. It was a lot of that kind of stuff that made me turn away from supporting Republicans after leaving my ultra-conservative household. And now Obama is just as bad if not worse.

But no, no one cares about the big questions.

[–]Reebzy 0 points1 point ago

Reddit was down the entire AMA for me. Maybe he has trouble getting to all the questions? The guy only had 30mins.

[–]jerseyanarchist -3 points-2 points ago

Figures his advisors go on reddit and ignore ACTUAL questions. How's this one obama, what if no one votes cause they see through the figurehead bullshit

[–]ifUreadTHISiWin999 50 points51 points ago

Seriously the biggest circle jerk of all time.

[–]beauterham 16 points17 points ago

As if Reddit wasn't already the biggest circle jerk of all time.

[–]KlaatuBaradaNikto 1 point2 points ago

Everyone seems to be angry about the AMA, but also saying it was exactly as they expected it at the same time. Obviously his responses were going to sound just like his speeches. Does that mean he was just trying to get votes? Well, he is trying to run a campaign, but at least he took some time to do it.

Yes he wanted votes, that's his job during a campaign. But he also obviously cares about the issues people brought up.

[–]classy_stegasaurus 5 points6 points ago

I thought it was a pretty good AMA. All things considered

[–]dontgetaudited 1 point2 points ago

I prefer the Dutch Rudder myself.

[–]I_am_not_novel 1 point2 points ago

And still nobody liked my post :-(

[–]Lttngblt 1 point2 points ago

i know that feel bro

[–]geekgirlpartier 10 points11 points ago

[–]davidburns 11 points12 points ago

[–]saxcy 4 points5 points ago

nice catch

[–]yaharon 2 points3 points ago

Hilarious as usual. Here, take this.

[–]citysnake 1 point2 points ago

[–]Gundic 10 points11 points ago

Does someone have the Breaking Bad .gif, where an upvote explodes to downvotes?

[–]ROYAL_CHAIR_FORCE 18 points19 points ago

[–]TheCodeJanitor 3 points4 points ago

Wasn't that true for any post about Obama before the AMA?

[–]tory_boy 6 points7 points ago

Pat Bateman would never upvote any President with such a strong stance against Wall Street and prostitute murder.

[–]iDuckie -1 points0 points ago

Correct. He's more of a Romney/Ryan with a dash of Akin kinda man.

[–]Durioz 2 points3 points ago

[–]BroadStreet_Bully 1 point2 points ago

I think it peeked, it's starting to get annoying now.

[–]wholypantalones 1 point2 points ago

Agreed, have an orange upboat arrow.

[–]Mrpotatodick92 2 points3 points ago

MUST RESIST THE TEMPTATION TO UPVOTE!!!

[–]alphalaz 1 point2 points ago

False. I did one and so long only five upvotes. Maybe I have to admit I suck.

[–]Cantree 1 point2 points ago

Irony, it's a funny thing.

[–]Swaggin_23 0 points1 point ago

What about posts about posts about Obama? What do we give them?

[–]joncanoe 0 points1 point ago

including this one!

[–]NotRealyAGirlLOL 0 points1 point ago

Not true at all, my post was downvoted and hardly noticed.

[–]brownmagician 0 points1 point ago

Is that a raincoat?

[–]RaylightVonHaze 0 points1 point ago

had a good laugh

[–]winesti 0 points1 point ago

Trust me when I say that is not necessarily the case,

[–]franzlisztian 0 points1 point ago

Including this one.

[–]facelessdick 0 points1 point ago

weird. I am doing the complete opposite.

[–]nizzleh 0 points1 point ago

This is the upvote that you deserve....

[–]FuckBrendan 0 points1 point ago

Obama paid for this post.

[–]Tezzy74 0 points1 point ago

this is exactly how I feel about this post.

[–]yourpenisinmyhand 0 points1 point ago

Why do you think he did it?

[–]bishopanonymous 0 points1 point ago

It got MY upvote.

[–]llII 1 point2 points ago

[–]ClevelandFrown 1 point2 points ago

OH! Now someone show the one where he throws and catches it!

[–]llII 5 points6 points ago

[–]ClevelandFrown 0 points1 point ago

Thank you, sir or madam. Have an upvote!

[–]beermethestrength 0 points1 point ago

Not true. I posted photos of the rally and got downvoted. :(

[–]ChewyIsThatU 0 points1 point ago

Including this one, it seems.

[–]torop 0 points1 point ago

Wasn't that only a couple hours ago?

[–]ttnorac 0 points1 point ago

Sure, if you're easily fooled by a politician's verbal diarrhea.

[–]mindsfa 0 points1 point ago

All I am saying if terry crews runs for president he has my vote.

[–]JSA17 0 points1 point ago

Reddit, on any post about Obama since 2008. FTFY

[–]Always_Makes_Puns 0 points1 point ago

What can we say? We're all probama here. I think the fact that he took time out of his day to answer questions of the general public is pretty cool whether people think it's a publicity stunt or not.

[–]QUEEF_PUDDING 0 points1 point ago

lies, I was downvoted.

[–]MriLevi 0 points1 point ago

[–]ararphile -1 points0 points ago

Obama gains support through acting like a cool guy and the clueless demographics vote for him; the friendless sheeple of reddit just need some attention and they will agree with him and vote for him no matter what.

[–]coolbeans15 0 points1 point ago

I call bullshit

[–]psalumae 0 points1 point ago

I don't really care, but still upvoted cause it's Christian Bale.

[–]robalexander 0 points1 point ago

Obama needed to return some video tapes.

[–]kofe87 0 points1 point ago

It didn't seem like he answered anything. Just talking points and pandering.

[–]valiantX 0 points1 point ago

Yep, most Redditors love getting spooned from obama and his sophist tongue, no doubt!

[–]HoshaZilo -5 points-4 points ago

I've been downvoting just about every Obama related post, except for the ones that made it to the top, most of them are just reposts of the grammar correction.

[–]jsellout -1 points0 points ago

Really? This gif that is used in EVERY thread? God damn it.

[–]Phineas1713 4 points5 points ago

I believe you've come to the wrong place for originality.