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Impossible... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]scruffy01 174 points175 points ago

I have an obvious feeling that the question was designed around the image, and not vice versa.

[–]CleverNameHuh 67 points68 points ago

Well the picture was most certainly not designed for this question

[–]Average_Joke 44 points45 points ago

Maybe it was. Spongebob is hardcore.

[–]AdaAstra 17 points18 points ago

I feel bad for Gary now......the things he has seen...

[–]martymcflyer 6 points7 points ago

Naw man Gary's a pussy.

[–]PachoWumbo 2 points3 points ago

If I knew how, I'd put the face of, "I see what you did there."

[–]FatCashin 18 points19 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/tbjm2/have_you_ever_been_inspired_by_something_you_saw/c4l6zss

[–]silenc3x 6 points7 points ago

I think this is more relevant:

http://ml.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/sgtqy/spongebob_shows_the_way/c4dyct2

[–]notsurewhatiam 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I knew I remembered this same scenario from somewhere in this site.

[–]cannot-comprehend 0 points1 point ago

it is probably bad that I remembered several of the comments after it...

[–]EvilGrimace 13 points14 points ago

It looks more like it should have been "is it possible to type out a term paper while performing oral?"

[–]quantumwork 34 points35 points ago

Every once in a while, someone just comes out and announces that they don't understand the concept of "clitoris".

[–]Styvorama 4 points5 points ago

In this day and age with the internet people still cannot find the clit. Google "where is the clit" ffs.

I cannot imagine how much worse women had it when someone had to talk to another man or open a book to figure it out.

[–]DeaJaye 6 points7 points ago

Whaaa? You mean you don't just try to insert your tongue inside a woman??.. I feel sorry for everyone involved...

[–]Wilcows 18 points19 points ago

How could one be so stupid not to be able to imagine how to do this?

[–]JaSkynyrd 6 points7 points ago

Relevant

[–]GJCaesar1138 1 point2 points ago

It involves online classes and a smartphone.

[–]Dontyouclimbtrees 20 points21 points ago

Who the hell says 'lick out'?

[–]ThatCorrectOpinion 45 points46 points ago

the ol' lickeroo

[–]thats_so_rapist 4 points5 points ago

British preteens.
Source: I was one many a years ago.

[–]MrPennsylvania 3 points4 points ago

Clearly, this person has never done the sex before.

[–]zerorules 1 point2 points ago

Seriously...came here to ask the same damn thing...

[–]Screaming_Azn 1 point2 points ago

I'm sitting here thinking, "so that's what kids are calling it these days". I felt old. But glad i'm not the only what that thought "who the hell calls it 'licking out'"

[–]MrXBob 7 points8 points ago

In the UK, at least when I was a teenager, that's what guys always said. They still do.

That is, the guys that think it's cool to talk about what they did to their girlfriend last night. You know, the idiots of the world.

[–]AdaAstra 1 point2 points ago

14 year olds trying to act macho.

[–]MisogynistLesbian 1 point2 points ago

Idiots on tumblr, which is where this is reposted from.

[–]severedfinger 4 points5 points ago

If you have to ask, it ain't ever gonna happen.

[–]WhosHandIsThis 4 points5 points ago

With a username like that it won't happen either.

[–]Dontyouclimbtrees 0 points1 point ago

Both of your usernames are eerily similar to each other...

[–]Rudy69 8 points9 points ago

stack the two girls together and you can finger them both and even give them both equal tongue time

[–]theblacklaser 2 points3 points ago

Looks like the asker has a severe lack of imagination.

[–]AetherThought 4 points5 points ago

This image gets pretty old pretty quickly. Any time someone says they don't understand how eating out a girl works, fucking EVERYONE posts this image. I thought the internet was about creativity, or at least reposting things people haven't seen in a long time.

[–]joeromag 1 point2 points ago

Relevant

For those that don't get it this is the first image to be posted on the Internet

[–]SDPilot 2 points3 points ago

Lick out

...

[–]stagboss 7 points8 points ago

Oh the days of licking out. I remember when they used to call me Lickem' up Larry!! I would lick one girls arm, slap a temporary tattoo on there, and be on my way to the next. Never poked no one though, that shit is rude.

[–]epgenius 5 points6 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Spongebob is a fucking genius, literally[PIC] 14coms 194pts 11mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]explosive_diarrhea 0 points1 point ago

I've been ROBBED

[–]Nicknam4 2 points3 points ago

So we're posting this picture once a week now?

[–]sexyandknowit 3 points4 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/tb/yys7u

[–]RzK 1 point2 points ago

What the fuck kind of question is that?

[–]creepy_is_what_I_do 1 point2 points ago

Ah, cartoons for children and two chicks at once. They go together like 3rd grade and handjobs.

[–]Zander319 0 points1 point ago

Heres your sign!

[–]curtincall89 0 points1 point ago

The question becomes, has anyone ever done this before because it doesn't seem that farfetched.

[–]TechnoJedi 1 point2 points ago

You... are new to the internet, aren't you?

[–]snafoo972 1 point2 points ago

False. This is how you finger two girl while eating out another.

[–]shudderdrummer 0 points1 point ago

I am the clit commander, I make this shit work!

[–]Icanus 1 point2 points ago

to actually answer the question: it is very easy, just keep the same 'rhythm'
practice by jacking off while giving oral/fingering, then move on to pleasing 2 girls at once
after some time, 3 girls is possible, but requires tremendous concentration and feeling with their pussy, it is pro-stuff

[–]Putkosmuk 0 points1 point ago

The helmet is a necessity.

[–]logical-llama 0 points1 point ago

childhood ruined.

[–]rileyhimself 0 points1 point ago

Two girls, one cup.

[–]SpaceOdysseus 0 points1 point ago

This kills the vagina

[–]Xervicx 0 points1 point ago

Nope. Once you are doing something with your tongue, both of your hands vanish, and you are unable to even use the stubs that are left behind for any sort of pleasure. Any attempts to do so result in immediate disintegration of the offending tissue.

[–]TrepanationBy45 0 points1 point ago

...What's so hard about doing that? (e: to warrant the question) Girls could be on top of each other, or even next to each other. Could theoretically do this to three girls like the picture!

[–]ezenbrowntown 1 point2 points ago

OK, relevant story time (never thought it would somehow be relevant to the thread):

When I was in college, I found myself in this situation. I'd love to tell you how it turned into three naked women and myself, engaging in hours and hours of porno like activities. The potential of banging/reciprocation failed when the one with a boyfriend began crying with guilt and ruined the mood for the others. However...........

I did manage to have all three girls nude at once, and ate each of them out. I'd eat girl A, while fingering girl B. Then I moved to B, while fingering girl A and C. Then I'd move to C, while fingering girl B. My buddies and I named the middle position "The Retarded Mr. Miyaga", as it would like a retarded person trying to do the "crane kick".

[–]beacham23 0 points1 point ago

It's obviously only possible with red head protective gear on.

[–]Hurricane_Viking 0 points1 point ago

Can not unsee....

[–]aprilynn 0 points1 point ago

this particular gif is the source of so much karma

[–]stonedoubt -1 points0 points ago

I have done this...

[–]Danludy 0 points1 point ago

this seriously made my week, I don't care if it was a staged question or not. keep up the good work!

[–]Didyoujustdurp -1 points0 points ago

Is it possible to repost something 100 times? Yup.

[–]letmehaveago 0 points1 point ago

HEY! I remember you! You pooped in the shower and mashed it down the drain!

[–]BeingDS 0 points1 point ago

One sits on your face while you finger the second one.

[–]jiminihimini 0 points1 point ago

This is old as shit and the question was asked first on yahoo answers then a fellow redditor put this gifs url in.

[–]tsdx116 0 points1 point ago

challenge accepted

[–]Karmey2 0 points1 point ago

Ow! My childhood!

[–]hellyeahbro 0 points1 point ago

I can confirm this does not work.

[–]akkothehat 0 points1 point ago

If the hat is a requirement then I'm in. Where do I sign up?

[–]roflwaffle666 -1 points0 points ago

What my brain is doing right now.

[–]reasondoubt -2 points-1 points ago

The double finger movement, for some reason, I hear Beethoven's Fifth.

[–]rocketsrain -2 points-1 points ago

This made me lol in the toilet. Now everyone outside thinks I'm up to no good in here.

[–]Traptin_85 -2 points-1 points ago

please don't steal stuff from tumblr. it makes you as bad as the people from 9gag and funnyjunk.

if you do post stuff from tumblr, at least credit the OP

[–]ColourfulWheel -3 points-2 points ago

I got slightly flamed for posting a repost that I didn't had been posted... This has been posted at least 10 times in the last month and has 201 upvotes -_-

[–]Racistcoffee44 -5 points-4 points ago

My childhood just got shot in the head and thrown of a bridge.

[–]Greflin 0 points1 point ago

/r/rightinthechildhood

[–]WeaponsGradeHumanity -5 points-4 points ago

I gigled so much that I had to post and tell you how much I giggled.

[–]kopite_elite -5 points-4 points ago

Don't care what came first made me spit my drink on my screen

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