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[–]canuck_rob 458 points459 points ago

[–]LaszloK 516 points517 points ago

thanks, this was awesome but totally unnecessary as a gif

[–]scrumpydoo23 159 points160 points ago

That seems to be the case with about 2/3rds of /r/gifs submissions.

[–]zuperxtreme 87 points88 points ago

Yup. Saw cool video on /r/videos -> Make gif, post it to /r/gifs

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[–]canuck_rob 35 points36 points ago

Post gif,find video...the endless circlejerk continues.

[–]Redstonefreedom 10 points11 points ago

Not really a circle- jerk, but yea.

[–]JamesTrivettesHat 18 points19 points ago

More like a reacharound.

[–]spei180 7 points8 points ago

I appreciate when folks do this because the sound card died on my computer so I don't bother with youtube anymore.

[–]slickiedoo 2 points3 points ago

Agreed.

[–]bunglejerry 28 points29 points ago

The gif is 21 meg. It's a bit ridiculous, isn't it?

[–]ReptarIsTheShit 22 points23 points ago

I'm on my phone and just started my new month's data plan aaaaaaand it's gone.

[–]Inane_Asylum 0 points1 point ago

But then how would he have posted it to /r/gifs?

[–]Endyo 7 points8 points ago

About 10 seconds in I said to myself "why am I not fucking watching a video?" So thank you for saving me some effort.

[–]Frafn 67 points68 points ago

[–]theMightyFeline 27 points28 points ago

I hate when this happens...

[–]Golden_afro 12 points13 points ago

Big fan of the fake photo video, people look so funny posing

[–]svullenballe 4 points5 points ago

That guy is stupid. Anyone can see that it's a gif.

[–]listentomyfarts 3 points4 points ago

0:37 "It's a duck..."

[–]Dreamwaltzer 7 points8 points ago

0:43 ah yes, its a horse. But with terrible ass cancer.

[–]Flemtality 505 points506 points ago

Why the fuck wasn't this presented to me as a career path as a child?

[–]_wafflefries 288 points289 points ago

the system is corrupt

[–]mach-2 140 points141 points ago

(⌐■_■)

"we have a turd in the punch bowl"

[–]SpontaneousHam 6 points7 points ago

Didn't I warn ye? That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!

[–]Turdonmydick 1 point2 points ago

Not anymore, I got it right here

[–]Timett_son_of_Timett 71 points72 points ago

I am a professional artist and it is not as glamourous as this gif implies.

[–]Flemtality 62 points63 points ago

Don't ruin this for me.

[–]Timett_son_of_Timett 81 points82 points ago

the real trick is to be an old italian dude in florence or some shit. Do this on the street and americans will throw money at you. I work in bumblefuck rhode island so... pottery isn't pullin' me all the bitches... so to speak.

[–]TheDentite 118 points119 points ago

I'll suck your dick for a clay pot.

[–]YourDad 76 points77 points ago

This sort of thing is why they won't let you back in Pottery Barn.

[–]cymon_tymplar 45 points46 points ago

[–]bythepowerofgrayskul 18 points19 points ago

I am flabbergasted at how relevant that link is. Flabbergasted, I tell you.

[–]TheDentite 3 points4 points ago

Weirdly so...

[–]Timett_son_of_Timett 21 points22 points ago

This contract is sealed.

[–]HocusThePocus 17 points18 points ago

You never lived near Murano, Italy?

[–]DEINSTITUTIONALIZED 856 points857 points ago

This guy moving his bare hands within inches of molten glass with no problems makes me feel a lot worse about burning myself while making toast this morning.

[–]ifyouknowwhatimeanx 244 points245 points ago

Toast? You should feel bad about that regardless.

[–]DEINSTITUTIONALIZED 114 points115 points ago

But, but, I couldn't find the little wooden tongs!

[–]LarryBURRd 176 points177 points ago

You have wooden toaster tongs? Why don't you just violently shove the bread lowering lever upwards and shoot that shit skyward, grab that motherfucker with your bare hands and butter it down?

[–]Boxwizard 4 points5 points ago

This is the only way to properly toast toast.

[–]kl4me 2 points3 points ago

Don't feel bad ! I saw glass crafting in person (on an island in front of Venice). It seems like a hard meticulous art, but the tool the guy is using is actually a magic wand and the guy is simply using black magic.

[–]CoreyRogerson 25 points26 points ago

Can some one explain how you burn your self on a toaster?

[–]juan_tanamobay 567 points568 points ago

Toasters create heat in order to toast bread into toast.

[–]lowbudgetbatman 177 points178 points ago

SCIENCE

[–]triplea20x 130 points131 points ago

...bitch

[–]Menospan 27 points28 points ago

you put bread in and toast comes out. you cant explain that!

[–]roland-lobster 13 points14 points ago

Put your both hands in a toaster instead of toast and press ''on.'' Haven't really tried myself, so I can't confirm.

[–]alexraccc 51 points52 points ago

I put my hands in the toaster, but I wasn't able to press on since my hands were in the toaster, so I abandoned the idea.

[–]Chalmun 11 points12 points ago

Maybe he was using a toaster oven.

[–]HeyCarpy 5 points6 points ago

This comment is what we call "thinking outside of the box", kids.

[–]fc3s 4 points5 points ago

He single-handedly restored my faith in humanity.

[–]Chalmun 2 points3 points ago

You're too kind.

[–]silent_p 5 points6 points ago

I think his toaster probably doesn't pop the toast up high enough, so he has to reach his fingers inside the slots a little bit, to get it out. You can sometimes avoid this by using some sort of tool to grab the toast, or by forcefully pulling the lever up to elevate the toast.

[–]magicbullets 27 points28 points ago

I hear you, though the steam inside of a toasted pitta bread is hotter than the sun.

[–]Elkram 58 points59 points ago

Don't worry about it. Having actually done some glass blowing myself (I saw it when I was like 14, and so when I got the opportunity to do it a few years later, I was like "FUCK YES!"), it gave me more respect for heat rather than take it away. Being that close to insanely high temperatures (1500-2000 degrees F) makes you fully comprehend that saying "if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen." The radiant heat alone when grabbing some glass can burn you pretty easily if you aren't used to it, nor if you do it properly. If you aren't careful about the glass and you accidentally touch it while it is hot (a mistake you only make once, and one that I have made once), it hurts, but you have to keep going. To say that there are no problems when you are that close to glass though is a bit of an understatement. When you aren't used to the heat, the heat of the glass will radiate up to your arm (you know when he uses those tools and everything) and will be unbearable after about 5-10 minutes. He definitely does have problems, he wants to get it done as quickly as possible so he doesn't get burned, don't mistake his ease and quickness for a lack of fear, it is precisely the fear that is making him move that quick and that efficiently.

edit: it's actually that radiant heat that is the reason he is wearing a long sleeved shirt (if you have short sleeves, you would use socks)

[–]KingofAces 5 points6 points ago

Some people can handle the extremes, my teacher plus his aides seemed to have no issue the whole semester wearing tshirts without socks on arms, but thats BFA's in glassblowing for you I guess shrugs.

My own experience was that I burned myself every class whether proximity to the gloryhole(Is for reheating the glass for those who don't know) or simply trying to evenly open my glass bubble into a cup, within second its just an "OW OW OW burning" you stop motion for a second and my glass will never be even again. Never failed always burnt myself, I love the work my friends make but I could never get a degree or make a living in glassblowing, I eff'ing love watching people do it though.

Also shit man I feel sorry for you touching hot glass would be awful, i've only burnt myself on molten silver during jewelry making, burned a dent into my finger so quick, took forever to heal. :(

[–]Elkram 2 points3 points ago

Don't worry about the burn, it was more like, as I did it I realized I was doing it so it was quick touch (still hurt a bit), all the while thinking "You know that's hot right? Fuck! Alright, I'm dumb, back to using the wood tools and newspapers."

[–]Clown45 16 points17 points ago

YEAAHHHH TOAST

[–]PretendsToKnowThings 2 points3 points ago

I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast

[–]scuzzytoast 2 points3 points ago

I always tell 'em, I like toast.

[–]U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D 57 points58 points ago

Look at his horse, his horse is amazing

[–]knightofmars 48 points49 points ago

Give it a lick, it tastes just like burning

[–]MetalShake 3 points4 points ago

With a touch of its main you'll be screaming in pain

[–]CottonStorm 53 points54 points ago

If you find this interesting you may also enjoy /r/ArtisanVideos

[–]solidwhetstone 18 points19 points ago

Thank you for this. Never knew this existed! And as a consequence, I also discovered /r/asmr which is also new to me.

[–]mr_cortexiphan 1 point2 points ago

You have made my year! No shit. I did not know what this sensation was and every time I try explaining I get crazy looks. Thank you thank you!

[–]liverandfunyuns 81 points82 points ago

Listen. This man is at least seven thousand times as impressive at this as I'll ever be at anything.

But even I know when you're done, you gotta put it sideways so we can see it.

[–]Foolbird 20 points21 points ago

That's where the gif/video cut out. Cameraman/gif maker's fault not glassblowers.

[–]kenderpl 4 points5 points ago

You can see it sideways in the video.

[–]Frankeh 116 points117 points ago

That was the longest fucking gif ever. Never has a gif ever needed to be a video more.

[–]down_vote_magnet 51 points52 points ago

I was also kinda pissed off that it ended without showing what the horse properly looks like finished.

[–]solnochka 2 points3 points ago

i have one of them from a glass shop in Lodi, near Venice. the artist made it for me as part of the factory tour! i'll take a picture of it when i'm home next week if you want! it's beautiful - blue on the inside, clear on the outside. :)

[–]WhenDidIGetOld 49 points50 points ago

Need to make 100 of them duck size.

[–]elliosenor 10 points11 points ago

Or just one horse-sized glass.

[–]Kitmosaurus 41 points42 points ago

I feel so useless right now...

[–]genericmoron123 91 points92 points ago

Almost as useless as a glass horse?

[–]bistr0math 20 points21 points ago

stone centaurs shouldn't live like glass horses

[–]mylivingeulogy 8 points9 points ago

I always feel useless when people post these amazing things. What can I do? Play video games with mediocre skill, type a mediocre speed, have mediocre grades in college. Yep, I'm hosed.

[–]goocy 5 points6 points ago

Tell me what you play, and I'll tell you the related real-world skill.

[–]Phoenixed 3 points4 points ago

StarCraft, CounterStrike, Team Fortress.

[–]hey_suburbia 20 points21 points ago

[–]Cecil_Hardboner 209 points210 points ago

[–]solidwhetstone 340 points341 points ago

Glass = blown

[–]basementlolz 21 points22 points ago

Checkmate Athiests

[–]jagablack 7 points8 points ago

I'm going to have to agree with Mr. Hardboner here. This gentleman is a true craftsman and this video is indistinguishable from magic.

/when I woke this morning, never thought I would be saying Mr. Hardboner...

[–]akaJimothy 3 points4 points ago

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!!!?

[–]servohahn 13 points14 points ago

One day, we will be watching full length movies in .gif format and wondering why we sacrificed sound and speed for it. No one will remember that it was an anti-content practice for reddit users to gain karma.

[–]fullmetalx91 64 points65 points ago

I have never been more impressed seeing a man handle a rod.

[–]Frafn 37 points38 points ago

[–]red321red321 12 points13 points ago

how many times have you seen a man handle a rod before?

[–]vexom 65 points66 points ago

[–]GreenCristina 36 points37 points ago

IN ROD WE TRUST.

[–]Thagros 5 points6 points ago

Awwww, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod.

[–]red321red321 3 points4 points ago

smithers is imagining that the rod is his rod and burns is touching it

[–]oh_the_humidity 10 points11 points ago

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

[–]one_two_many_lots 37 points38 points ago

People in glass horses shouldn't throw parties.

[–]NOTTedMosby 10 points11 points ago

I saw them do this in Venice once. It was this old dude who grudgingly made it like it was a pizza all while mumbling in Italian about the Americans watching him.

[–]infalliblefallacy 2 points3 points ago

Did he light his cigarette off the horses ass after he was done with it? My guy did.

[–]magicbullets 8 points9 points ago

Incredible, and so very quick.

[–]parasitedan 30 points31 points ago

So.... which end do I load my totally legal herbal supplements to?

[–]FireLordOzai 6 points7 points ago

That is some quality glass-bending.

[–]abasss 5 points6 points ago

Better than firebending for sure.

[–]thuursty 13 points14 points ago

I want a glass unicorn so bad

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[–]fuckhitler 12 points13 points ago

[–]OrangeAmpersand 6 points7 points ago

Those are a lot harder to make.

[–]oh_the_humidity 2 points3 points ago

He used to call me - Blue Roses...

[–]MastahShake_____2 6 points7 points ago

I'd say that thing is about duck-sized, wouldn't you?

[–]Syrele 3 points4 points ago

I am the current owner of this horse. Purchased at The Vecchia Murano Glass Factory in Venice Italy. Proof

[–]DatKass 1 point2 points ago

The only glass horse ever made..........how much did you buy it for?

[–]garysopinion 9 points10 points ago

humans should stop trying to create animals it could lead to disaster

[–]Carpet_Diver 4 points5 points ago

So, god made people out of clay. Bitch please, I make horses out of GLASS.

[–]wellhushmypuppies 2 points3 points ago

I'm speechless. I want to shake the hand of the person who said "you know, we could make glass pliable."

[–]pterofactyl 4 points5 points ago

They had to melt glass to make windows anyway, I think they knew

[–]chief_blunt9 3 points4 points ago

I would love to be able to do that. I'd make a bunch of animals and have them fighting each other. My army would almost be complete...

[–]niciraci 4 points5 points ago

I saw a very similar demonstration in Italy. Is this Murano?

[–]bully12v 2 points3 points ago

a 21mb gif that is over a minute long. What the fuck is wrong with you, this should be a damned video.

[–]cumfarts 3 points4 points ago

so where do you put the weed?

[–]akaJimothy 11 points12 points ago

[–]goods84 4 points5 points ago

[–]SupermanV2 2 points3 points ago

I felt like that got creepier the longer it went on. At first it was just a ball of hot glass, but by the end he was tugging on a poor little horse with some hot pincers.

[–]Zakuroenosakura 3 points4 points ago

Fantastically impressive. It's demonstrations like these that inspire me be to just as awesome at my own job as this person is at theirs.

[–]thefloppydog 3 points4 points ago

It morphed from a seahorse to a horse.

[–]WeLoveKanjimari 1 point2 points ago

I love how it looks fucking incredible and then at the last second it faces the camera and it's significantly inaccurate from the front.

[–]olive__you 2 points3 points ago

not sure why.. but when he cut the end of the glass my first thought was "umbilical cord"

[–]ninjasenses 2 points3 points ago

ELI5: Why this gif is super long and only took a split second while others that are much shorter take eons.

[–]hoobsher 0 points1 point ago

[–]chuiu 1 point2 points ago

Who the fuck uploads a 30mb .gif.

[–]iTimmeh 0 points1 point ago

He makes a horse out of glass faster than I can draw a shitty horse.

[–]dementedartist22 2 points3 points ago

Bah, the guys at the glass studio I used to go to would do this to show off. After teaching me how to do it, and an hour of trying, I finally have a horrific blob that at least had legs. Glassblowing is so hard D:

[–]mattgruff 2 points3 points ago

Sorcery!

[–]NoLifeMap 4 points5 points ago

That is so cool! Do you know what it is from?

[–]Pt5PastLight 12 points13 points ago

Try a search for Venice Murano Glass Horse and you'll find a bazillion versions of this. Every one of us Derps who ever went to Venice has recorded this demonstration ;) Then you get shuffled into the glass shop for souvenirs.

[–]NoLifeMap 3 points4 points ago

Thanks!

[–]Angry_Grammarian 20 points21 points ago

Usually, glass comes from quartz sand.

[–]NoLifeMap 15 points16 points ago

Yuk yuk yuk you are so clever.

[–]NateTrib 3 points4 points ago

tldw

[–]Jwroth12 1 point2 points ago

[–]lurkerer 1 point2 points ago

Compare that to some of the modern art pieces we have these days.

[–]mindzipper 1 point2 points ago

that is absolutely fascinating. unreal talent.

[–]steelbydesign 1 point2 points ago

Was anyone else just freaking out about how close his bare hands were the entire time?

[–]MKorostoff 1 point2 points ago

"Stop fucking moving it! I'm trying to make a horse here!"

[–]yutrahkill 1 point2 points ago

Long gif

[–]kielyourbossa 0 points1 point ago

Was this video taken in Venice, Italy?

[–]Whitworth -1 points0 points ago

so flippin much talent

[–]lilwhitestormy 1 point2 points ago

"hey, want to watch a .gif that'll show you how little you've mastered any of your talents?"

[–]roxxmo 0 points1 point ago

fantastic skill

[–]siglug 0 points1 point ago

this gif took 14minutes to load on my 10mbps internet what the fuck

[–]FULLRETARD88 0 points1 point ago

He makes it look so easy!

[–]Seizure-Man 0 points1 point ago

10/10 would watch again

[–]LukaCola 0 points1 point ago

That's some amazing dexterity there.

[–]lurw 0 points1 point ago

This has to be one of the longest GIFs I have ever seen.

[–]itsme_timd 0 points1 point ago

That's pretty damn impressive.

[–]FaceMask11 0 points1 point ago

i thought it was alive in the beginning...till i realized he was turning the glass sighhh

[–]Roflmao_IT 1 point2 points ago

The magic of Murano (an isle in Venice, Italy)

[–]mr_scaredypants 0 points1 point ago

At some point a gif becomes a movie without sound, this was cool but very very long

[–]wombat_machine 0 points1 point ago

There were at least 6 times in this where I thought, "Well shit, ya done fucked up now!"

[–]omnimatty 0 points1 point ago

Is that God?

[–]dondon13 1 point2 points ago

I want to chew on the molten glass for some reason...

[–]refer_2_me 0 points1 point ago

Longest .gif ever

[–]ritsikas 1 point2 points ago

There is a place near where I live where they sell the glass stuff they make and also at some times you can go and watch how they make it. When I was little he asked us what we would want him to make and we said donkey, guy was a bit confused as donkey isn't probably what he would do a lot but nevertheless he made a donkey and it was awesome.

[–]scoop05333[!] 0 points1 point ago

Just shoot the magic wand already

[–]HoldMaahDick 0 points1 point ago

Longest GIF EVER

[–]ProbablyWrongButFIt 0 points1 point ago

This is the longest gif on the internet, no?

[–]aryst0krat 0 points1 point ago

That's gotta be really lucrative, if you can put things out that fast.

[–]Mindtwist 0 points1 point ago

fucking people and their talents

[–]CanadianCaveman 0 points1 point ago

that was fucking sick.

[–]androidscantron 0 points1 point ago

Look at that horse

[–]Smaktat 1 point2 points ago

Doesn't that seem a bit risky without gloves?

[–]CommandZ 0 points1 point ago

For anyone in Southern Ontario interested in glass blowing there is a program at Sheridan college in Oakville and classes at Dundas valley school of art in Dundas.

[–]Fuqwon 1 point2 points ago

That guy is good at that.

[–]tehkier 0 points1 point ago

Okay, seriously. Why do people still upload to i.minus.com

JUST USE IMGUR, PEOPLE. HOLY SHIT.

[–]murphymc 1 point2 points ago

That was fascinating.

[–]driftsc 1 point2 points ago

this .gif is a hundred years long. why was this converted from a video?

[–]iRyanD 0 points1 point ago

Glass working is my favorite, i only have a couple water pipes under my belt. I want to learn how to do cool stuff like this

[–]tlennon 0 points1 point ago

Fell asleep waiting for this thing to load

[–]RSteves 1 point2 points ago

Awesome horse. I could barely even make a glass rose in high school. I wonder how long it took him to learn...

[–]voidworship 0 points1 point ago

I wanna be good at things :(

[–]getpoopedon 0 points1 point ago

Today, I tried to rewind a gif.

[–]antnx 0 points1 point ago

Longest gif ever made.

[–]BoilerMaker11 0 points1 point ago

wizard

[–]iMad13 0 points1 point ago

want, so want.