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[–]drinkme217 66 points67 points ago

_> Implying it's no one's dream or goal to be a homemaker and raise a family.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

This is true. It's not anti-feminist to want to be a happily married housewife (though it is more difficult these days to live on one salary, especially if children are involved). The point is that women are free to make that choice if they're married and have a husband who would be okay with it. Women can choose to be homemakers or they can choose to be career-driven work machines, which is what feminism is all about - choice.

[–]derpmoar 52 points53 points ago

Didn't you hear? If a woman doesn't become the CEO of a multinational corporation by the time she is 25 she is a slave to the patriarchy!

[–]jessers25 22 points23 points ago

It's true. I'd love to be a stay-at-home-mom*, and I'm told by "feminists" that I'm a disappointment because they work so hard for my freedom. Well, what about my freedom to make a choice about what makes me happy? Like staying at home, raising my damn kids, having dinner on the table waiting for my man every night?

*to hypothetical, future spawns.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

I wanna be a gay house dad. Being a single professional sucks.

[–]missphoenix 18 points19 points ago

Feminist here, I fight because (among other things) I want women to be able to do any job they want to without any prejudice against them from either gender. If being a stay-at-home mom is what you want to do, I say go for it. Personally, I wouldn't want to do that, but if others do, I'll fight for their right to do it.

[–]Captainpiky 0 points1 point ago

What jobs that women are forcefully prohibited of doing are we talking about here?

[–]missphoenix 0 points1 point ago

I never said forcibly prohibited, I said prejudiced against. To the best of my knowledge, there are no jobs that women can't have.

[–]MustardMcguff 16 points17 points ago

No actual competent feminist would ever get on your case for wanting to be a stay at home mom because the point of feminism is allowing women to be however they want to be and choose whatever path they want to take in life.

[–]DaenerysTargaryen2 3 points4 points ago

The fuck feminists say that? I am so sick of having to reiterate for the shit 'feminists' out there. As far as i am concerned, and almost everyone I know who is a feminist, the whole point is being able to choose. If you want to be a homemaker that is your choice! How is this a hard concept for them to understand?

[–]BurntTheToast -3 points-2 points ago

Oh man SRS is going to throw a bitch fit.

[–]derpmoar -1 points0 points ago

Let them scream and wail all they want, I feast on their tears.

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[–]BreadstickNinja 16 points17 points ago

I love the pointy 50s boobs. Why did they like pointy boobs in the 50s? I'll never know.

[–]Ineebu 9 points10 points ago

It was the Jet Age; pointy tits reminded men of sexy, sexy bombs and rockets and airplane engines.

[–]ohgeronimo 0 points1 point ago

Mmm, rockets. Makes you wanna strap yourself to the nose-cone and take a ride to the moon.

[–]PigPenBlues 7 points8 points ago

The bra was made that way.

[–]PKA1959 7 points8 points ago

[–]glittoris 5 points6 points ago

In all honesty, that's kinda fucked.

[–]bonesmccoy 1 point2 points ago

reposts and karma

[–]Aaberg123 1 point2 points ago

Yay, more misogyny. Come on Reddit, you're better than this.

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 16 points17 points ago

Don't kid yourself. Reddit is built on this.

[–]touchy610 4 points5 points ago

Can anybody explain to me how this is misogyny? I'm legitimately curious.

[–]maljazeera 1 point2 points ago

It isn't. This person just can't sense sarcasm.

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[–]Aaberg123 -1 points0 points ago

Reinforcing repressive stereotypes about women and their place in society is misogyny in my book. Had this been a black person and a cottonfield, you'd probably call it racist.

[–]BourbonAndBlues 6 points7 points ago

If you really can't see the reductio ad absurdum and sarcasm in this post... be careful when you try talking about gender politics and other topics that require sensitive interpretation.

[–]jessers25 -5 points-4 points ago

Yay, more people who can't just lighten the fuck up.

[–]n0friendzonepity 1 point2 points ago

My mother was like this..

[–]isthisreallyreal -1 points0 points ago

this should be in r/UNfunny, right guys?

[–]Dave_Rules -1 points0 points ago

When the fuck did I start subscribing to 2xchromosomes?

[–]Tinytravis84 -1 points0 points ago

Repost. Got this off Reddit and had it as my FB profile pic almost 2 years ago

[–]dominique484 -1 points0 points ago

In all honesty, that's kinda fucked.

[–]CrazyDarkFlame69 0 points1 point ago

Why does the little girl look like the little girl in the Orphan?

[–]ColonelRuffhouse -1 points0 points ago

This is ridiculous. Is it now demeaning to be a stay at home mom? Has a woman achieved less because she doesnt have a career?

[–]pez_candy 0 points1 point ago

.....when you swim in the sea and a fish bites your knee thats a moray....

[–]TheConcreteDonkey 1 point2 points ago

This is just another fucking ecard with a black and white picture instead of the line drawing...

[–]The_Dane 0 points1 point ago

I know, I have been seeing them creep in as of late.

[–]tommy2fingers 0 points1 point ago

Everybody's dreams and goals are to make dinner.

[–]The_Dane 1 point2 points ago

That is definitely one of mine for this evening

[–]ideafoam -2 points-1 points ago

Ah yes, a misogynistic respost. Great.

[–]Calahagus -1 points0 points ago

That's right sweetheart, upvotes are Satan's way of distracting you from making OC.

[–]gambit87 0 points1 point ago

Marry me?

[–]Fran6 -2 points-1 points ago

The only dream you can have, is about a nice kitchen. Your goal is the make the best goddamn sandwich that will make your man buy you that kitchen.

[–]FleetingThought 8 points9 points ago

I dream about a place where people don't put commas where they do not belong.

[–]millsup -1 points0 points ago

Damn you, devil with his army of feminist business women!

[–]Olemc 0 points1 point ago

Lol as if females under 30 know how to cook.

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[–]Scarman33 -1 points0 points ago

This is a magnet on my fridge, but in color!

[–]adstretch -1 points0 points ago

Is it just me or does the little girl look like OAG?

[–]weagle11 -3 points-2 points ago

WhereAreThePix. How have you managed to be on the internet for a minimum of 1 and a half years and never seen this before? If you didn't make it, it's a repost.