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[–]TH3Da5H 12 points13 points ago

WHATEVER HE HAS, I WANT.

[–]chewp911 2 points3 points ago

Slide gloves, lets you be a badass mofo like this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkZ0aNzLV6E

[–]fairwayks -5 points-4 points ago

So do I!! To satisfy EpicDonut, [GORE]

EDIT: Split chin. Anyone ever split their chin before? Sheeesh!

[–]UnboundChaos 1 point2 points ago

NOPE.

[–]EpicDonutsistaken 0 points1 point ago

THIS IS GORE, DO NOT CLICK!!! MAYDAY, MAYDAY, ABORT!!!

[–]Namaha 16 points17 points ago

Taking a gif someone else made of a top post on /r/videos and posting it for karma...

http://i.imgur.com/7W9sD.jpg

[–]Flumprump 1 point2 points ago

They took the video from /r/longboarding, and posted it on /r/videos for karma.

[–]TripperDay 1 point2 points ago

Link?

[–]tremens 1 point2 points ago

[–]bshuk57 6 points7 points ago

Someone wanna tell me what the fuck just happened?!?

[–]mnzor 7 points8 points ago

Well, he fell off the longboard (obviously) and when longboarding you have really protective gloves (which you can slide on) so he just kind of went with it...

[–]TehManCalledBilleh 2 points3 points ago

How... Is this possible? I WANT SOMMA THAT SHIT

[–]Luzzbightyear 1 point2 points ago

slide gloves that have plastic pucks on them. I made some for ~20 bucks

[–]Varis259 1 point2 points ago

Thank god for gloves.

[–]ilovegeorgebush 1 point2 points ago

Isn't that a good way to break your wrist or do the gloves have some kind of brace in them?

[–]rynoon 2 points3 points ago

A broken wrist beats a series of skin grafts any day.

[–]MAHHH 0 points1 point ago

Utilizing slide gloves like a very exceptional man.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

With a little help on the landing from his roller-ball nuts.

[–]randomhero98 0 points1 point ago

boop

[–]JCAnthony 0 points1 point ago

how?

[–]TripperDay 0 points1 point ago

longboard gloves, apparently

[–]Flumprump 0 points1 point ago

Slide gloves have plastic pucks on them, so you can sliiiiiide.

[–]screwed124816 0 points1 point ago

Now he truly understands what it means to be the skateboard.