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[–]ZippyKitty 13 points14 points ago

I feel so left out that I was at work when this was happening

[–]amy1651 1 point2 points ago

I thought I was the only one :(

[–]Teh_Pwnererer 1 point2 points ago

I was at work trying to read it but reddit was down the entire time

[–]devilsadvocated 0 points1 point ago

It was a nice serving of copy pasta for the sycophants here, but otherwise it was less exciting than a kids wiffle ball game, and not really as cute.

[–]PseudoVestus 20 points21 points ago

Is that him dodging questions?

[–]theothernewguy 2 points3 points ago

That, my friend, was winning.

[–]jamesey10 0 points1 point ago

that moment when someone from his staff copies and pastes a generic response to a common question

[–]nquattro -1 points0 points ago

[–]Rectal_exploration 4 points5 points ago

That awkward moment when he didn't actually answer your question...

[–]theothernewguy 3 points4 points ago

You'd know a lot about awkward questions, wouldn't you?

[–]SkyBS 2 points3 points ago

I hope all ten people who had their questions answered upvote this post.

[–]whammyguru 2 points3 points ago

I opened this at the precise moment I hear "If it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid." Impeccable timing.

[–]DmentedFencingPigeon 1 point2 points ago

It was Gungnam Style for me

[–]daisyxoxo 0 points1 point ago

ObAMA ... heh i just got it :D

[–]chillybeans 0 points1 point ago

where is he asking questions

[–]Gorignak 0 points1 point ago

Obama did an AMA for 30 minutes yesterday. He did not answer OP's dumbass question.

[–]DarkDom 0 points1 point ago

[–]Sarras 0 points1 point ago

[–]brennalynn23 1 point2 points ago

I think that this whole thing proves that he is meant to be reelected... He's perf.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

It kinda woulda been better if Romney did the AMA

[–]super_INEK -2 points-1 points ago

Romney should have made the AMA for Obama?

[–]gpl999 -1 points0 points ago

I'd hardly call him a president.