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[–]TacoNinja223 20 points21 points ago

It all makes sense now

[–]naturalethic 7 points8 points ago

From an artistic perspective, Colbert is pretty unique.

[–]OVERGROUND7 2 points3 points ago

And his staff of writers.

[–]undercurrents 13 points14 points ago

[–]kairoseki 0 points1 point ago

Anyone got a mirror for us non-Americans?

[–]kairoseki 0 points1 point ago

Neither of them work in the UK i'm afraid.

[–]PENDRAGON23 11 points12 points ago

♪ untz untz untz untz ♫

[–]SewerHorseSewerHorse 2 points3 points ago

[–]twice_as_hard 7 points8 points ago

NSFW!

[–]johnny_appletits 2 points3 points ago

Thank you, from all the working redditors.

[–]PaulMcGannsShoes 1 point2 points ago

I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAH

GAY BAH

[–]mmss -1 points0 points ago

[–]WULYF 7 points8 points ago

all those hydrology and climatology classes were for nothing

[–]I_FUCK_CHEETAHS 3 points4 points ago

And all you needed was to know about that mighty ship called s.s. gay...

[–]option_i 1 point2 points ago

So many Pokéman to catch...

[–]BirchPlease 6 points7 points ago

Can someone shop Colbert's face into the graphic? I like his face.

[–]cuddlimaus 4 points5 points ago

so we should call them fairycanes now?

[–]tehfink 3 points4 points ago

If it was a bear cruise, you could still call them hairycanes.

[–]wearmaize 5 points6 points ago

So that's why Hurricane Isaac attacked the Republican National Convention.

[–]Sidnv 2 points3 points ago

You should post this in the Explain Like I'm Calvin subreddit as well.

[–]PCLoadLetter01 1 point2 points ago

Science.

[–]WorseGryphon 1 point2 points ago

That makes way too much sense.

[–]GrandMasterMara 0 points1 point ago

Sounds about right.

[–]shellfishlover 1 point2 points ago

[–]FuriousBanana 1 point2 points ago

The logic is sound.

[–]TrindadeDisciple 1 point2 points ago

THIS IS WHAT CONSERVATIVES ACTUALLY BELIEVE

[–]Thomsenite 0 points1 point ago

That's why they always have gay names like Floyd and Gustav and Lance

[–]PKA1959 0 points1 point ago

They say a tornado sounds like a train. I wonder if a hurricane sounds like the Gossip Girl theme song?

[–]quattroman 1 point2 points ago

It is sad but if you spread this enough around the internet, some fundies/conservatives will believe it to be true.

[–]scout1081 1 point2 points ago

"Ass pirates of the Caribbean" - Robot Chicken

[–]CrossP 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else see Sarah Palin on that cruise ship?

[–]glossygrin 0 points1 point ago

This logic is undeniably sound

[–]Phantamos 0 points1 point ago

The problem with this is stupid people will start believing it.

[–]gypsyhater 0 points1 point ago

Still better than bears... godless killing machines

[–]Tuor896 0 points1 point ago

So if we kill all the gays then there are no more hurricanes?

[–]Duffong 3 points4 points ago

...And you kill all the rainbows, yes, even the double ones.

[–]chachamonkey -4 points-3 points ago

Shitty_watercolour Shitty_watercolour Shitty_watercolour

[–]Avanth -5 points-4 points ago

Can't tell if stupid or trolling