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[–]XypherFTW 5 points6 points ago

Fivehead? Mo' like a fo' by fo' by fo' head!

[–]poptart2nd -2 points-1 points ago

her forehead is in 3-dimensions?

[–]WestheimerRd 25 points26 points ago

Oh, I get it. Because he didn't know her forehead was that tall.

[–]IrritableOwlSyndrome 25 points26 points ago

I thought she became cuter with the hair thing on.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

Yep, no difference noticed. Maybe it's an asian culture thing? Small faces and such?

[–]mattsprofile 11 points12 points ago

I thought he became cuter

[–]MarquisDiLorenzo -3 points-2 points ago

Yep, me too.

[–]aqualityusername 16 points17 points ago

ummm well I didn't so.... is this awkward?

[–]OnceIHadACookie 49 points50 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Whenever my girlfriend puts on a headband 17coms 360pts 2mos gifs
I've made a huge mistake. 132coms 602pts 2mos funny
Don't try to change girls with bangs. EVER. 21coms 439pts 3mos funny
When someone you think is really cute in a profile pic, but then you meet and realize... 9coms 99pts 3mos gifs
Hey honey, I got you a present... oh... 3coms 12pts 4mos funny
Surprise!!! 0coms 13pts 4mos gifs
As Per Request 11coms 118pts 2mos NigelThornberry

source: karmadecay

[–]jackwalsh90 57 points58 points ago

I saw something funny once...NO ONE MUST EVER SEE IT AGAIN

[–]ThisModeIsDifficult 18 points19 points ago

OnceIHadACookie didn't complain about seeing this before. Karmadecay lets you find previous discussion on topics. Sometimes people have had interesting things to say in the past; this is just a way of remembering that.

[–]jackwalsh90 -1 points0 points ago

oh I never even thought of it that way...I always thought the 'anyone seeking more info' line was just being snarky!

[–]Zelkova 1 point2 points ago

Its default text for when you search karmadecay.

[–]Omnipotent_Hamster 0 points1 point ago

Someone else made a good point of having an actual discussion within one of the threads, instead of complaints of reposts, which isn't as prevalent here.

[–]Thelegassy 8 points9 points ago

It get posted at least once a month

[–]XOvertureX 10 points11 points ago

IT'S MY TURN NEXT

[–]silentkill144 0 points1 point ago

I love it when this shows that it has already ben posted 5+ times, with 3 of them being in the same damn subreddit.

[–]TheCobaltEffect 2 points3 points ago

You are right. Next time I should totally put this up on /r/gonewild

[–]PCLoadLetter01 0 points1 point ago

I thought for sure it was going to be the gif of the cat falling in the bathtub. Damnit.

[–]DIllonPatterson 9 points10 points ago

Still has boobs.

[–]Bloviously -2 points-1 points ago

I saw no breasts on that fivehead.

[–]S_Dub7 3 points4 points ago

That's a fivehead children!

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[–]S_Dub7 5 points6 points ago

Bigger than a forehead, it's a fivehead!

[–]20thCenturyClocks 6 points7 points ago

Put all four of your fingers across your forehead. Is there room for more? You have a five, six or possibly even a sevenhead.

[–]Beefmittens 3 points4 points ago

Oh god, I have a fivehead.

[–]Bardlar 2 points3 points ago

I got ripped off. I've only got a threehead.

[–]TGiFallen 0 points1 point ago

I have something close to a three-and-a-half head, but I do have very large hands.

[–]BaconChapstick 0 points1 point ago

Close relative to the fiveskin.

[–]MrSagansNeighborhood 1 point2 points ago

Dat hairline

[–]Catch22af 0 points1 point ago

Whenever Rihanna puts on a headband,.

[–]sashahaha 1 point2 points ago

I can relate, I have a huge forehead that I hide by having bangs! Lol

[–]Danperez87 0 points1 point ago

LMAO

[–]GuruchB 0 points1 point ago

LeBron James, everybody!

[–]yettie 0 points1 point ago

[–]bluejade89 -2 points-1 points ago

Repost but still made me laugh.

[–]1234blahblahblah -2 points-1 points ago

You don't understand jokes.

[–]JediMasterSam -4 points-3 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Whenever my girlfriend puts on a headband 17coms 360pts 2mos gifs
I've made a huge mistake. 132coms 602pts 2mos funny
Don't try to change girls with bangs. EVER. 21coms 439pts 3mos funny
When someone you think is really cute in a profile pic, but then you meet and realize... 9coms 99pts 3mos gifs
Hey honey, I got you a present... oh... 3coms 12pts 4mos funny
Surprise!!! 0coms 13pts 4mos gifs
As Per Request 11coms 118pts 2mos NigelThornberry

source: karmadecay

[–]PenisBakeMeAPancake -5 points-4 points ago

I've made a huge mistake..

[–]Driesens -5 points-4 points ago

That was the title last time, and I'm still pissed at whoever used it. It's not funny, stop using all the damn time.

[–]RileyKamikaze -3 points-2 points ago

Reeeepooosssssst