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[–]learntofart 343 points344 points ago

Tinkerbell is foine though: http://i.imgur.com/BIzCH.gif

Plus, she's into a little bdsm.

[–]xIrishEyesSmilingx 71 points72 points ago

Tinkerbell is the first person (/character?) I ever came across who didn't like how she looked. Strangely, most girls I now know with body image issues are ones with the least to worry about.

[–]learntofart 110 points111 points ago

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs1/1436005_o.gif Unf, dat ass. On an actual real person that would just make it better for me, but perhaps that was a sign of the times. Though, I think the model look has since shrunk even more. She may have contributed to that..

[–]xIrishEyesSmilingx 34 points35 points ago

That's exactly the clip I was thinking of! I think the hourglass shape will always be sexy, but then models in fashion are shapeless. People seem to latch on to whichever is the opposite of their shape and be jealous. I've just been pretty shocked recently by how much a body image issue can blind a person to how they really look. I've witnessed breakdowns in the fitting rooms and being seriously unable to choose what to wear daily because she considers herself huge though she's actually got a really nice hourglass shape, like Tinkerbell!

[–]theoneandonlyMrMars 19 points20 points ago

Disney, teaching self-worth in a sexy manner

[–]PenguinPowaaa 11 points12 points ago

I'm so confused, what is this? Context?

[–]Ticodude 94 points95 points ago

I remember reading somewhere that Tinkerbell's measurements are based off Marilyn Monroe's

[–]learntofart 125 points126 points ago

That would be cool, but since the movie is from 1953, wouldn't that be at the start of her career peak?

Nvm: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tinker_Bell#Disney_version The reference apparently is Margeret Kerry.

There is an urban legend that the original animated version of Tinker Bell was modeled after Marilyn Monroe. However, Disney animator Marc Davis's reference was actress Margaret Kerry.[6][8] He illustrated Tinker Bell as a young, attractive, blonde haired, big blue eyed, white female, with an exaggerated hour-glass figure. She is clad in a short lime-green dress with a rigid trim, and green slippers with white puffs. She is trailed by small amounts of pixie dust when she moves, and this dust can help humans fly if they believe in happy thoughts. Some critics have complained that Disney's version of Tinker Bell is too sexually suggestive.

[–]i_believe_in_pizza 33 points34 points ago

Some critics have complained that Disney's version of Tinker Bell is too sexually suggestive.

I'll say. I can't let the kids watch any Tink movie without getting somewhat... distracted.

[–]Gady_Lala 5 points6 points ago

I'd Tink 'er bell if you know what I mean.

[–]aperturo 15 points16 points ago

A lady walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre, so he gave it to her.

[–]Ausgeflippt 2 points3 points ago

You got some Engrish in your post.

[–]Odusei 24 points25 points ago

Guys, he said Margaret Kelly, his quote says Margaret Kerry. Hence Engrish. It's funny.

[–]learntofart 5 points6 points ago

Well, fuck...It's late, sorry.

[–]Ausgeflippt 1 point2 points ago

But why are you not being downvoted? Makes zero sense.

[–]greenyellowbird 7 points8 points ago

I have the original WFRR and when Jessica gets thrown off Benny the Cab, there are about three frames the shows a glimpse of her lady parts.

Too bad I don't have a VHS player though.

[–]neuromonkey 8 points9 points ago

Is VHS better than MKV? I don't think I can play those either.

[–]CAT_KICKER 2 points3 points ago

VHS is a new format bro MKV is like beta now.

[–]CaspianX2 3 points4 points ago

At work... bookmarking for later. You'd better not disappoint me, man with tempting links!

[–]FinderOfNemo 34 points35 points ago

He might disappoint you with those, but this won't: http://i.imgur.com/XwJYn.gif (NSFW)

[–]ForumWarrior 84 points85 points ago

You know what? Jessica Rabbit has regular sized boobs but a gigantic rib cage. She looks like she has the band size of a whisky barrel.

edit: image to compare large breasts and slim chest to OPs image of average breasts and barrel chest.

[–]Boxing_Clever 62 points63 points ago

As a lady who is amply endowed in the chest area, I can tell you right now that if you have any sort of breasts it is impossible for a strapless dress to stay up - gravity just does not allow it.

[–]Snarkdere 15 points16 points ago

What about special tapes and such?

[–]Boxing_Clever 22 points23 points ago

Uncomfortable, sticky, pointless and boob sweat. I like to be comfortable, if a peice of clothing does not work for me I accept it and find something that does.

[–]TheLifeConundrum 3 points4 points ago

The beginning of your sentence sounded like that one time in summer camp...

[–]Boxing_Clever 2 points3 points ago

I never went to summer camp :(

[–]clawsgirl 9 points10 points ago

Those tend to rip the skin off or at the very least, leave sore red marks where the tape was.

[–]Erzsabet 2 points3 points ago

Corsets will work better.

[–]nudesforall 46 points47 points ago

[–]fodrox04 8 points9 points ago

Nice

[–]elementalmw 19 points20 points ago

NSFW that link, son

[–]srry72 2 points3 points ago

To be fair, her username suggest that. To be honest, I don't pay much attention to them anyways

[–]elementalmw 2 points3 points ago

Usernames on reddit have a sliding scale of relevance to their posted content.

Also I happened to be at work when I clicked that

[–]alexja21 4 points5 points ago

Someone needs to invent helium implants. Go!

[–]Boxing_Clever 13 points14 points ago

So my already DD breasts look like watermelons instead of honeydews under my dress? I can't see my feet at this point!

[–]ForumWarrior 0 points1 point ago

I figure he's just trying to obscure your vision so you can't see the ground within two yards of your feet.

[–]Viewer_Discretion 7 points8 points ago

Seriously. I'm wearing a strapless maxi dress now with elastic around the top, but I still have to keep pulling it up every five minutes. :( And I'm just sitting down.

[–]ionblue 1 point2 points ago

Gravity and I have a lot in common

[–]Boxing_Clever 4 points5 points ago

You pull breasts lower?

[–]ionblue 4 points5 points ago

We both don't allow strapless dresses stay up

[–]maggiefiasco 29 points30 points ago

As a large chested woman, its GREAT to have a huge rack like this... if your waist is then 1/2 the size of your rib cage. I'm pretty curvy but... wtf no one is that curvy. At least not without some serious corsetting.

If you look at her dimensions, her shoulders are like twice as broad as her waist. She's got the torso of a football player and the waistline of an anorexic ballerina.

[–]well_golly 123 points124 points ago

Truly it is almost as if she were a fictional cartoon character.

[–]KarmaKanadian 40 points41 points ago

That's crazy talk. She was in a live-action film.

[–]well_golly 5 points6 points ago

Makes me wonder if Hustler Video has ever done a "This Ain't ________" video about it.

(reference is to HV's line of parody porn flicks)

[–]empireofnyy 9 points10 points ago

Don't ruin this for me, damnit.

[–]maggiefiasco 7 points8 points ago

Well gee, golly gawsh and a slice o' pecan pie! You're right.

She's always been one of my faves.

[–]why_a_duck 205 points206 points ago

immediately reminded me of this pic

[–]Ayatrolla 109 points110 points ago

For anyone interested in the background to this photo:

"In April 1957, her (Jayne Mansfield's) bosom was the focus of a notorious publicity stunt intended to deflect media attention from Sophia Loren during a dinner party in the Italian star's honor. Photographs of the encounter were published around the world. The best-known photo showed Loren's gaze falling on the cleavage of the American actress (who was seated between Loren and her dinner companion, Clifton Webb) when Mansfield leaned over the table, allowing her breasts to spill over her low neckline and exposing one nipple."

[–]TheCuntDestroyer 74 points75 points ago

... I'll be in my bunk

[–]iskyoork 25 points26 points ago

Ha Ha I get this joke now.

[–]bemota 5 points6 points ago

Me too! I just watched Firefly last week for the first time and was happy to find that that reference was from there.

[–]magusg 24 points25 points ago

Fun fact: Jayne Mansfield is the mother of actress Mariska Hargitay(Olivia Benson on L&O:SVU)

[–]AgreesWithIdiots 46 points47 points ago

Holy shit, you actually can see her nipple.

[–]luvineri 22 points23 points ago

I checked the photo a second time after reading this ^

[–]Footballvike81 15 points16 points ago

I rethought my life after reading this <

[–]IPromiseImHuman 7 points8 points ago

I just want to post the other >

[–]Jafit 10 points11 points ago

SHUT

DOWN

EVERYTHING

[–]MBSquared 5 points6 points ago

You can see the old man in the back trying to hide his peaking curiosity.

[–]B_Elanna_Torres 12 points13 points ago

The one on the right is Mariska Hargitay's Mother, I believe.

[–]one_dalmatian 4 points5 points ago

[–]supbanana 7 points8 points ago

I love this picture but ever since I read about how Mansfield died I have trouble picturing her, idk, alive.

[–]leathery 13 points14 points ago

well I was about to masturbate but now I demand explanation before I do something rash here...

[–]SirElkarOwhey 21 points22 points ago

Got her head smashed in when her car ran into the back of a truck and went under it.

It is sometimes said that she was decapitated by the truck, but that didn't happen. And once I heard a variation on the "decapitation" theme in which she had on a long scarf which got caught in the rear wheel and pulled her head off.

But it was just severe head trauma, like many other accidents.

Side note: the low bar that trailers have now to keep cars from going under them is sometimes called a "Mansfield bar," because they were required on trucks after her death.

[–]archar 17 points18 points ago

The 'scarf decapitation' actually happened and was the cause of death of a different female performer, Isadora Dunkin

[–]Vault-tecPR 3 points4 points ago

Boner: killed.

[–]PandaCasserole 6 points7 points ago

after reading up on her death (in a car that went under a truck trailer that had slowed down...) I learned the rear bar on a trailer is known as a Mansfeild bar...

"NHTSA began requiring an underride guard (a strong bar made of steel tubing) on all tractor-trailers. This bar is known as a Mansfield bar, or an ICC bar.[247][248]"

[–]SpaceGrape 1 point2 points ago

Don't forget Mansfield had been cursed by Anton LaVey...{and farther down tangent lane we go....}

[–]creepy_is_what_I_do 436 points437 points ago

If there's anything sexier than children's toys, I'd certainly like to hear about it and then put it in my butt.

[–]Deco456 75 points76 points ago

[–]squashbanana 15 points16 points ago

I feel like they stopped giving the princesses so much detail in their movements like this.

[–]Accipehoc 14 points15 points ago

Well, it was rotoscoped back then. Fluid movement was from the actresses.

[–]Two_Whales 5 points6 points ago

And now they use motion capture.

[–]BlamaRama 2 points3 points ago

That's because they started doing it on computers. Back then they had to hand draw every frame.

[–]FunWithTinEye 222 points223 points ago

[–]I_Jam_Shit_In_My_Ass 19 points20 points ago

You and I would get along famously.

[–]clawsgirl 24 points25 points ago

O.O why do her nipples look like that? They're massive....

[–]RandomMandarin 34 points35 points ago

I think she was eating Apple Jacks and a couple got stuck.

[–]clawsgirl 5 points6 points ago

Well that's not very sanitary.

[–]akebeth 3 points4 points ago

I think they're just stickies or something to cover them up. Not sure.

[–]camdat 4 points5 points ago

I think those might just be there to cover up her nipples... I know place like comi-con and such make you cover up the nipples... but just the nipples so you can literally do things like the above.

[–]Accipehoc 1 point2 points ago

Dem abs.

[–]sgpope 59 points60 points ago

relevant username is relevant

[–]Barbarus623 52 points53 points ago

Apparently r/icumonfigurines is a thing. I'm not linking to it. I've been there before- I do not wish to return.

[–]AwesomeAni 62 points63 points ago

[–]khaosking 81 points82 points ago

Why? Honestly. Why?

[–]nooodl 64 points65 points ago

~49 users here now

reddit...

[–]ThrillinglyHeroic 188 points189 points ago

For fucks sake the President of the United States was just here.

[–]Kensin 40 points41 points ago

and now he's there...

[–]seashanty 15 points16 points ago

And the subscribers list went up... coincidence?

[–]Megusta99 4 points5 points ago

I think not.

[–]antrino 17 points18 points ago

~123 users here now

[–]Dynamic_Chicken 11 points12 points ago

All the posts are from the same guy... Not sure if that's a good thing (he's the only one posting) or a bad thing (he actually does it).

[–]Ninjaboop 16 points17 points ago

Link is purple. Fuck...

[–]DMercenary 11 points12 points ago

I see you have returned.

It's been a long time.

How have you been?

[–]TheHierophant 11 points12 points ago

Link is blue and shall remain so. Forever.

[–]the_fuckin_truth 10 points11 points ago

Now someone go make /r/eecummingsonfigurines

[–]MarTango 3 points4 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Sofa_King_Bored 9 points10 points ago

Why. Did. I .Click? I hope this doesn't become a thing with me.

[–]red321red321 8 points9 points ago

kate upton

grease up that butthole buddy

[–]penguinlover200 1 point2 points ago

all i could think of while staring at that picture was girls who browse /r/curvy

[–]Squalor- 113 points114 points ago

I never really thought about it before, but it's fitting Twinkerbell wears green. She was insanely jealous and envious in the films.

[–]cynicproject 17 points18 points ago

I often wonder how often this is done on purpose verse just an awesome coincidence.

[–]Phatnoir 26 points27 points ago

Hello, I'm not trying to be mean or anything but 'verse' is a part of a poem, 'versus' is the comparative you're looking for. The reason it's shortened to sound like 'verse' in everyday speech is because the abbreviation for 'versus' is 'vs.' which can be pronounced in spoken english like 'verse'. Thanks for your time and I wish you well in your future!

[–]cynicproject 17 points18 points ago

You know... I have no good excuse for that at all. I know the difference but I just didn't type the right one. Thanks for being a gentleman about the whole thing.

[–]No1Slacker 54 points55 points ago

She's not bad, she's just drawn that way...

[–]NotAMoron 9 points10 points ago

She's not jealous, she's just sculpted that way!

[–]chabaz 117 points118 points ago

I'm not bad. I'm just manufactured that way.

[–]Eyes_of_ibad 46 points47 points ago

But Tink does have awesome hips.

[–]TinkTink34 18 points19 points ago

I'll take that as a complement.

[–]There-Wolf 37 points38 points ago

Jessica Rabbit would look ridiculous without the huge breasts. Her anatomy is just so wonky.

[–]Number127 38 points39 points ago

She looks pretty ridiculous with them, honestly. They look totally impractical.

[–]Saephon 42 points43 points ago

Which would be pretty realistic. A lot of boobs come in impractical sizes, and God bless them.

[–]leBMD 11 points12 points ago

Am I one of the only people in the world who think that big boobs just look uncomfortable? I just look at a "well-endowed" woman and I'm like "I feel so sorry for you..."

[–]Sartro 6 points7 points ago

They're not impractical, they're just drawn that way.

[–]The_Director 48 points49 points ago

I would pick Tinkerbell over Jessica any day without a doubt.

[–]gargamak 78 points79 points ago

yeah tink would stand a slight chance of actually feeling your penis enter her

[–]trollsconstantly 30 points31 points ago

that hit right in the feelings bro

[–]houdini404 249 points250 points ago

[–]KingNick 42 points43 points ago

Needs more jpeg

[–]burek_japrak 31 points32 points ago

Requesting rule 34 on this. For research purposes.

[–]toolatealreadyfapped 10 points11 points ago

Nah bro, you're cool.

[–]NothingWrongHere 5 points6 points ago

NSFW that shit, homie

[–]derekvof 91 points92 points ago

rule #34 - If it exists there IS porn of it

What were you expecting? Flowers & butterflies?

[–]Dueada 16 points17 points ago

Under the almighty power of rule 34, flowers and butterflies can also be NSFW.

[–]NothingWrongHere 10 points11 points ago

I had no idea what rule #34 was.

[–]Forrrest 65 points66 points ago

You new?

[–]NothingWrongHere 21 points22 points ago

kinda.

[–]decross20 25 points26 points ago

Now you know! And knowing is half the battle! *cue PSA music

[–]speedyjohn 7 points8 points ago

[–]Durr0694 4 points5 points ago

GI JOOOOE!!!

[–]Ayatrolla 17 points18 points ago

I think I know you from somewhere.

[–]MarquisDan 12 points13 points ago

Ah god damn it does no one read the rules before they use the internet anymore?

[–]TheGogginator 26 points27 points ago

You're already on a post labeled NSFW. Seriously, you asked for it.

[–]DMercenary 9 points10 points ago

Ah one of the many new 10,000. Welcome to the Internet.

Rule 34 of the Internet is: If it exists, there is porn of it.

Rule 35: If there's no porn of it, someone will create it shortly.

Rule 63: There is always an opposite sex image of a character. Always.

[–]RamenChampion 20 points21 points ago

Let me see if my boss will let me search Tinkerbell porn at work.

[–]mrdoink20 10 points11 points ago

I never had a problem, but where I work we Tinker with door bells.

[–]apatite 36 points37 points ago

This was posted on reddit a while ago... Its fake, but it still ruined my childhood.

[–]well_golly 38 points39 points ago

Funny ... it only ruined my keyboard.

[–]PaddleBoatOnFire 9 points10 points ago

That is fucking sick,

have an upvote.

[–]asshatnowhere 3 points4 points ago

i cant i cant...i cant. the i dont even.. i cant.

[–]DMercenary 7 points8 points ago

One of us. One of us. One of us!

[–]trollsconstantly 2 points3 points ago

Well now that those links are purple I'm going to go lie down now and try to put back the shattered pieces of my childhood together

[–]RamenChampion 6 points7 points ago

I asked about Tinkerbell porn at work, they said OK, but now I'm lead on researching new anti-virus solutions. They said I had to use torrents and Russian sites, though.

I said I would just use 4chan.

[–]Dysorl 5 points6 points ago

I'd want that sword myself!

[–]Mr_1990s 12 points13 points ago

[–]poonslyr69 16 points17 points ago

jessica rabbit, my childhood pervy fantasy

[–]Tashre 1 point2 points ago

Was there ever a more gratuitous pair of breasts vaguely marketed towards young people?

April O'Neil was pretty out there, but the way she dressed always left much to the imagination.

[–]RamenChampion 81 points82 points ago

I bet Tinkerbell is tighter. The average depth of a vagina is 4 inches, about the average Tink size. If the average Tink is 4 inches tall, and the average woman is 5'4", that means the average Tink vagina is 1/4" long.

Mind = Blown.

[–]Sinj 501 points502 points ago

Dude, the President is here. Manners.

[–]cormega 66 points67 points ago

and then gone in the blink of an eye.

[–]alpackabackapacka 47 points48 points ago

I was disappointed at which and how many questions he answered.

[–]NextName 72 points73 points ago

To be fair, he said he could only stay for a little bit (half an hour?) before he had to go. Not the best IAmA etiquette, but shit, it's POTUS on Reddit.

[–]DeathToPennies 38 points39 points ago

Seriously, what more could you ask? Just the fact that he was here... Damn...

I wonder what FOX is going to say.

[–]Ciphermind 75 points76 points ago

BREAKING: PRESIDENT OBAMA PARTICIPATING MEMBER OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY RING, "REDDIT." MORE AT 11.

[–]Clittlesaurus 17 points18 points ago

HIS ATHEIST MUSLIM STREAK SHINES AGAIN

[–]SweetPrism 1 point2 points ago

This post gave me a hearty laugh, which is a huge turn on. So, in short, I could fuck this post.

[–]DMercenary 8 points9 points ago

Liberal media website continues to promote Obama conspiracy.

Are they actually hackers in disguise? Perhaps Hackers on steroids?

[–]passive_fist 6 points7 points ago

They'll probably find the worst / most disgusting subreddit and display that as their example of the content of the website.

[–]leBMD 3 points4 points ago

Something something Obama wasting trillions of dollars on the internet talking to slobs yadda yadda Romney.

[–]rAtheismSelfPostOnly 16 points17 points ago

Maybe we can get Bill O'Reilly to do an AMA

[–]QueueNX 20 points21 points ago

Because he'll do it live?

[–]Atsuke 10 points11 points ago

Fuck it, he'll do it live

[–]iskyoork 6 points7 points ago

Heh Id actually like to see that.

[–]empireofnyy 1 point2 points ago

With the time he has, there's got to be a trade-off between the answer quality and quantity. I'd much rather get the thought-out responses than a quick "God Bless America" for each.

[–]nameeS 1 point2 points ago

He is the President.

[–]TrolleyPower 2 points3 points ago

He was never gonna answer the real tough questions.

[–]I_DO_NOT_EAT_SHIT[S] 84 points85 points ago

You got some serious shit going on there...

[–]Lycist[!] 28 points29 points ago

And the man above won't eat it for you.

[–]picklehammer 12 points13 points ago

and blah blah eat it

[–]Idiotank 17 points18 points ago

Wow I would have so much room for activities.

[–]diabolical-sun 31 points32 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Bob_the_Orc 22 points23 points ago

Well it's nice that you've found a vagina around your size.

[–]PocketD 0 points1 point ago

Relavent at 2:53. Starring Felicia Day if you're into that.

[–]gigitythatwutshesaid 5 points6 points ago

Math

[–]DMercenary 4 points5 points ago

And the reddit we know and love is back.

[–]Arienna 4 points5 points ago

I shall link this the next time I'm tutoring someone who demands to know when they'll ever use algebra outside of school.

And then I'll be fired. :D

[–]RamenChampion 5 points6 points ago

It's pretty sad that the only use I've found for algebra since college was figuring out the size of Tinkerbell's vagina. I rue the day my daughter starts trig... she'll be giving real-life examples of curvature on reddit 20 years from now.

[–]Solenus 11 points12 points ago

I wouldn't be jealous.

That damn rabbit probably tore that thing up...

[–]shikaaboom 15 points16 points ago

This is seriously the second top post, under "I am Barack Obama, AMA." I'm so sad.

[–]myWittyUserName 8 points9 points ago

I would like to think that the President clicked on the next link. I don't know if his reaction would be to laugh or to push his chair out and tell everyone one in the room he isn't doing this again for these people.

[–]richbrown 6 points7 points ago

Recently just re-wactched Peter Pan for the first time since I was a kid. Why the hell does anybody like Tinkerbell? She's a jealous bitch who nearly gets everyone killed (on purpose sometimes).

[–]NextName 8 points9 points ago

Dat ass.

[–]7ian 3 points4 points ago

You've got nothing to be jealous of, Tink

[–]sneerpeer 2 points3 points ago

[–]Doodle_Dudette 21 points22 points ago

[–]dawgiesman1 27 points28 points ago

Just looks like she has a large tumor protruding from her chest since you didn't detail the sideboob :/

[–]maristocrat 4 points5 points ago

Who Framed Roger Rabbit is not a Disney movie.

[–]Number127 17 points18 points ago

It kind of is. It was produced by Spielberg's Amblin Entertainment, but released by Touchstone Pictures, which is the label Disney used to release its PG/PG-13/R movies back then.

[–]myWittyUserName 2 points3 points ago

There was a ride at Disney Land. Also you can buy these toys at MGM in Orlando. They also used to have the bulldozer from the end of the movie next to the Honey I Shrunk the kids playground. I would assume if the movie wasn't their property they would have had to answer to those things legally.

[–]Hector_Kur 6 points7 points ago

It's okay, Tink. Jessica might have Dem Tits, but you have Dose Hips.

[–]Enotsm19 1 point2 points ago

Wow, children's toys and movies have always blown my mind. All the adult references! Ha!

[–]CariniGambarini 1 point2 points ago

From Cinderella Ate my Daughter: "Disney had never marketed its characters separate from a film's release, and old timers like Roy Disney considered it heresy to lump together those from different stories. That is why these days, when the ladies appear on the same item, they never make eye contact...Now that I've told you, you'll always notice it."

[–]emwalksup 4 points5 points ago

Tinkerbell just hates ginger girls