this post was submitted on
1,441 points (53% like it)
10,846 up votes 9,405 down votes

funny

subscribe2,451,498 readers

8,655 users here now

PLEASE, No posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.


Welcome to r/Funny:

Added because /r/funny is viewed by users who may be underage, at work etc. Users Submitting Dick Pics etc and Racist submissions or comments and Inappropriate content will be BANNEDInstantly, No If's and or but's. - Those submissions belong in /r/nsfwfunny or elsewhere on reddit - Not here.

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

top 200 commentsshow all 250

[–]jyennes 73 points74 points ago

[–]Osiris32 26 points27 points ago

This is going to get pulled from the market, isn't it. Just like Bucky Balls, Lawn Darts, and anything else fun that weeds out the weaker members of our race.

[–]SmilinBob82 5 points6 points ago

Bucky balls were pulled?

[–]OompaOrangeFace 18 points19 points ago

Those Bucky Balls are INSANELY dangerous for small kids. If they eat one, they're fine, but if they eat two, then the magnets will attract each other through their intestines when one is in one part and the other is around a bend. This requires surgery to remove. Very dangerous and I'm all about dangerous stuff.

[–]SmilinBob82 17 points18 points ago

Small children shouldn't be playing with toys with pieces that small ANYWAY regardless of weather or not they are magnetic.

[–]valkyrio 7 points8 points ago

So they deserve to be pulled off the market?

I'm fairly sure there's plenty of other dangerous shit out there. I'm sure there are adults who don't realize that you shouldn't buy them for young kids. But, the right way to go about it isn't to censor/ban things, but to educate the public.

[–]chemicalxv 17 points18 points ago

Dude this is the country that banned Kinder Surprises. It's not worth trying.

[–]valkyrio 10 points11 points ago

To be fair, Kinder Surprises are marketed to children.

Though I still don't believe they should've been banned.

[–]disco-disco 3 points4 points ago

omg what sick country do you live in that doesnt have kinder suprises??????? But tbh, you are not missing out on much. They have really changed since i was a kid. Remember when the toys inside were this amazing awesome challenge to construct when you were a kid? yea well now its like the makers were said 'herp a derp, lets put a small penguin figure in it, that should be quite amusing' as if all kids are retards now. Thats why im studying to become a mechanical engineer. One day, i will work for kinder and i will design the best toys. Hate on me all you want, atleast i dare to dream!

[–]kmofosho 2 points3 points ago

While you're at it, go fix the cracker jack prizes

[–]electrolyte1 2 points3 points ago

OompaOrangeFace, are you in support of removing Knives from all households? I mean, if they swallow or play with a knife, it's game over. How about all the other hundreds of things a child can swallow? BuckyBalls should not be in the hands of infants. This is a parenting issue.

[–]InitiallyAnAsshole 3 points4 points ago

Knives aren't toys. Furthermore everyone knows the danger of knives. I didn't innately realize the potential danger of accidentally swallowing those immediately. I do however see your point. I just think that the danger of toy magnets and knives is a dishonest comparison. It is a parenting problem. Perhaps they just need a label that says to keep out of reach of children.

[–]FHSolidsnake 2 points3 points ago

What do you mean I love playing tag with knives.

[–]TheSumOfAllSteers 1 point2 points ago

It's absolutely a parenting problem. When I heard about the magnet-munchin' debaucle, I grabbed the container that my Buckyballs came in. It says, in big red letters, "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN".

I'll admit that Buckyballs can be dangerous, but that's only if given to someone who doesn't understand the dangers of eating random metallic objects (Hi, kids!).

[–]majorkev 1 point2 points ago

Only in the great land of the free, America.

[–]ThePickleMan 3 points4 points ago

Probably not, Aaron's Thinking Putty is clearly labeled as a toy for adults, I'm pretty sure a problem with a lot of magnetic toys is that they're well, marketed for kids.

[–]WendyLRogers3 19 points20 points ago

"a toy for adults" is asking for it.

"What hole am I supposed to stick this in?"

[–]lordofwhee 0 points1 point ago

Judging by the video you don't stick it in you...

[–]DJUrsus 4 points5 points ago

I don't remember whether it's Bucky Balls or a competitor, but they're clearly labeled as an adult toy. Despite that, the FDA (I think) is trying to get them off the market.

[–]ThirdFloorGreg 1 point2 points ago

Are buckyballs considered a food or a drug, then?

[–]DJUrsus 1 point2 points ago

It was the CPSC, it turns out.

[–]BobbyMcPrescott 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure that the laws for this stuff are adaptable enough that even if ATP made their entire packaging a warning that it was only for adults, the fact that their commercial is nothing but kids playing with it would probably get them in more trouble for inviting kids than by just not warning parents.

[–]tonterias -1 points0 points ago

My brother gift me one, it is awesome!

[–]alle0441 1 point2 points ago

What? It's not pronounded "neo-dime-ium" is it? I've always pronounced it "neo-dim-ium"

[–]DJUrsus 6 points7 points ago

Definitely a long I in the middle.

[–]Laren_Marie 224 points225 points ago

This scares me.. I just made my account and this is one of the first posts I clicked on.

[–]dirty1391 135 points136 points ago

Welcome to reddit.

[–]down_vote_magnet 133 points134 points ago

You can log out any time you like,

But you can never leave.

[–]McLovin804 51 points52 points ago

There were voices in the front page. Thought I heard them say...

[–]KeytapTheProgrammer 44 points45 points ago

Welcome to the frontpage of the net.

[–]jimboslyce 34 points35 points ago

What a lovely cat... (what a lovely cat)

[–]amadeus9 22 points23 points ago

GF made a hat (gf made a hat)

[–]ErrorF002 11 points12 points ago

My free time it's been stealin. The links, I click them twice.

[–]subsidizethis 4 points5 points ago

We are all just Redditors here, on our chosen device.

[–]KLR97 2 points3 points ago

Plenty of links on the frontpage of the net.

[–]Blitzshine 10 points11 points ago

and this is why I love reddit

[–]shneb 3 points4 points ago

LOOK AT MY CAT!

[–]duBiYou 4 points5 points ago

IM NOT INTERESTED IN LOOKING AT YOUR FUCKING PUSSY!

[–]eagleis25 2 points3 points ago

I might be...

[–]duBiYou 0 points1 point ago

His/her name is shneb. You can tell just by "its" name its just a sick twisted hairy mess

[–]filthymcbastard 0 points1 point ago

He might back out, but I won't.

[–]GoodGuyAnusDestroyer 1 point2 points ago

Just take a look in my basement.

[–]down_vote_magnet 3 points4 points ago

Cum box too, huh. Never mind.

[–]R031E5 0 points1 point ago

You're now one of us.

[–]Saulace 33 points34 points ago

We are all the family you need.

[–]AmbroiseLaFramboise 12 points13 points ago

We are your friends.

[–]Laren_Marie 1 point2 points ago

The sad part is that I think I enjoy spending time on reddit more that hanging out with any of my actual family members. But then again, I can't downvote any of them into oblivion.

[–]wonkizzle 31 points32 points ago

One of us... One of us...

[–]InfintySquared 13 points14 points ago

Gooble gobble, gooble gobble, we accept you, one of us.

[–]Great_Zarquon 1 point2 points ago

PART OF THE SHIP, PART OF THE CREW

[–]Andersmith 13 points14 points ago

Be sure to check out Reddit Enhancement Suite

[–]CatMadeOfFur 4 points5 points ago

Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite

[–]CatMadeOfFur 5 points6 points ago

Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite

[–]Crumpetbutt 2 points3 points ago

Scroll or click to continue...

[–]Veo_x 2 points3 points ago

I didn't quite catch that. What did you tell us to check out?

[–]subsidizethis 1 point2 points ago

Something about a red enhancing suit.. Iron Man?

[–]Andersmith 0 points1 point ago

Reddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement Suite

[–]fartsinscubasuit 6 points7 points ago

reddit has your soul now.

[–]ceramicfiver 6 points7 points ago

Seriously. Stay away. It took over my life. I am not joking.

I was a porn addict from age 13 to age 21 -- and then I discovered reddit and it overtook my porn addiction. Reddit overtook porn as my addiction.

It's a beautiful website, and has done great things, and has even helped me out a few times. But the horrors are far worse. I've skipped classes to browse reddit. Skipped whole nights of sleep. Multiple meals. I survived on granola bars next to my bed.

Be warned.

[–]filthymcbastard 2 points3 points ago

There's porn on reddit, ya know.

[–]ceramicfiver 1 point2 points ago

I know. That's the crazy part. Even with all the porn subreddits, I've turned into a complete information addict... it's so weird.

[–]Laren_Marie 0 points1 point ago

I was a lurker for about a month. The things I've seen in that short amount time would have turned Nazi scientists into scared little kittens. The things I have seen can not be unseen.

[–]imtwelveandwhatsthis 8 points9 points ago

get out

[–]Mrpeng1 0 points1 point ago

It's to late you've made an account. Welcome to your best friend and worst nightmare. Also do not click on a link about the jolly rancher story or the cum box, You will regret it.

[–]Laren_Marie 0 points1 point ago

That's like telling me I can't have a lollipop. In response to the jolly rancher story, nasty but didn't make me gag but there was a slight nose twitch. Can't say though that the thought of someone biting into that didn't make me set down my snack. And for the cum box story, all my time lurking on /r/wtf has pretty much desensitized me.

[–]Mrpeng1 0 points1 point ago

I don't mind the cum box. But the jolly rancher story, uhg. I just looked at it to make sure it was the right one then left before getting to the end of the story.

[–]Laren_Marie 0 points1 point ago

Kind of reminds me of gushers. Chewy on the outside but with a liquid flavor gush on the inside!

[–]NotaMethAddict 167 points168 points ago

ALL OF YOU LURKERS, GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

[–]Actually_JesusChrist 101 points102 points ago

IT'S ACTUALLY HORRIBLE IN HERE. I CANNOT SPEAK, MUST REDDIT.

[–]NotaMethAddict 71 points72 points ago

MY EYES ARE BLEEDING FROM STARING AT MY COMPUTER SCREEN FOR SO LONG.

[–]videogameexpert 51 points52 points ago

ALSO I THINK MY COMPUTER GOT 13 VIRUSES

[–]gugulo 56 points57 points ago

I HEARD THAT AFTER 26 VIRUS REDDIT BECOMES YOUR HOME PAGE PERMANENTLY, RUN!

[–]StopReadingMyUser 35 points36 points ago

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 7 points8 points ago

Oh no, Candlejack got him when he was regist

[–]Joki9121 3 points4 points ago

Just a notch above video games? I am sad...

[–]Chazzey_dude 6 points7 points ago

NO, AFTER 24 VIRUSES, SNOO TAKES CONTROL OF YOUR MOUSE AND FORCES YOU TO WATCH AS IT SCROLLS THROUGH REDDIT.

[–]madmelonxtra 6 points7 points ago

I WOULDN'T COMPLAIN. AT LEAST I WOULDN'T HAVE TO EXERT EFFORT ANYMORE.

[–]upboats4u 5 points6 points ago

WHY ARE YOU STILL SHOUTING?

[–]madmelonxtra 6 points7 points ago

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN CAP LOCKS OFF.

[–]upboats4u 6 points7 points ago

you could try hold shift

[–]SChavles 3 points4 points ago

MAYBE ITS JUST THE METH

[–]I_GET_THAT_REFERENCE 1 point2 points ago

Flux will fix that

[–]Bl4cBird 1 point2 points ago

I have no cat and i must karma?

[–]SrsSteel 0 points1 point ago

YOU TRY TO LEAVE REDDIT BY CHECKING YOUR PHONE, ONLY TO FIND MORE REDDIT.

[–]64oz_Slurprise 11 points12 points ago

[–]gitsgrl 2 points3 points ago

My husband saw the OP over my shoulder and exclaimed "Oh god, this needs a Riker gif." I knew there would already be one.

[–]neast1549 3 points4 points ago

NotaMethAddict you have more karma than President Obama. NotamethAddict for President!

[–]iPodLurker 1 point2 points ago

It doesn't work

[–]64oz_Slurprise 19 points20 points ago

I love Google search by image. You find such weird shit sometimes.

[–]Deltahero 3 points4 points ago

At 12:15. I got a dirty mind o.O

[–]darrendoesnotknow[S] 8 points9 points ago

Oh yes... the "Penis of Death", as referred to by DiamondPilotDan.

[–]Irongrip 0 points1 point ago

More like liquid magnet drill of death.

[–]Platinum1211 0 points1 point ago

wow how do i own that...

[–]hoddap 1 point2 points ago

this looks like one of those demoscene entries... it was only missing a camera to fly through a tunnel of liquid and pounding techno music.

[–]dehl 0 points1 point ago

Real life World of Goo.

[–]dehl 0 points1 point ago

Real life World of Goo.

[–]liquidflux 0 points1 point ago

[–]orthag 0 points1 point ago

Ferrofluid is what they use in the suspension of the Cadillac CTS-V, Chevrolet Corvette, Camaro ZL1, Ferrari 458 Italia, and 599GTB. Also, the Buick Lucerne has the Magnetic Ride Control, but it's tuned for comfort over performance. Also, Ferrari leases the technology from GM.

[–]coastermonger 51 points52 points ago

It made you swallow some helpless cube of neodymium information you big fat amorphous blob?

[–]vfxDan 15 points16 points ago

Yes.

[–]Jaspyprancer 54 points55 points ago

As a redditor I can confirm this.

[–]D-Ack 63 points64 points ago

what a coincidence! I'm a redditor too!

[–]HungerGamesLady 38 points39 points ago

Oh my god! Me too!

[–]jdogg11 41 points42 points ago

holy shit, it's almost like everybody who saw this post was a redditor!

[–]Shady7544 8 points9 points ago

Not if you're a lurker?

[–]dirty1391 23 points24 points ago

Wow, lurkers look at posts, and upvote/downvote. They still see the post, and are still considered redditors.

[–]Shady7544 16 points17 points ago

Lurkers can't upvote/downvote.

[–]dirty1391 19 points20 points ago

Depends on your definition of a lurker. Some people create accounts just to be able to upvote/downvote. I don't know what else to call those people besides lurkers.

[–]Shady7544 29 points30 points ago

Redditors?

[–]dirty1391 20 points21 points ago

Fuck.

[–]mastr_slik 4 points5 points ago

This is crazy how did we all get here!

[–]musicninja 1 point2 points ago

AMA?

[–]McGravin 0 points1 point ago

I'm not.

Where am I? How did I even?

[–]skibum607 10 points11 points ago

[–]brookuslicious 8 points9 points ago

I can confirm this. I've only been here for a few months. Also, I have this putty. It is awesome as I'm easily entertained.

[–]Gortonis 15 points16 points ago

Tasha Yar will be missed

[–]E_Rock 1 point2 points ago

Good show sir!

[–]thedoctorofgallifrey 0 points1 point ago

Came here to post something along these lines! Let me just say, I never really liked Tasha. I always thought she was pretty irritating. But I cried like a baby during her funeral scene.

I'm convinced it was solely because Patrick Stewart was reading it.

[–]matari 22 points23 points ago

♫ You can check-out any time you like, But you can never leave! ♫

[–]swains6 12 points13 points ago

This should be reddit's slogan. Hotel reddit, awesome song.

[–]TechGoat 10 points11 points ago

"The Hotel Redditonia" - credit, of course, to puppywhirl. Unless he stole it from somewhere else, in which case, fuck him.

[–]TheDoctorAndTardis 4 points5 points ago

This is the magnetized putty from Thinkgeek devouring some helpless cube.

[–]AppleOwlPancakeElder 3 points4 points ago

came here for this star trek reference. was disappointed..

[–]TheDoubleG 0 points1 point ago

DATA, SOMETHING'S GOT ME!!!!

[–]Kastenbrot 2 points3 points ago

I don't see that iron putty coming off of that magnet ever again. Welcome to the place of no return!

[–]dietbroccoli 2 points3 points ago

What a bizarre mating ritual.

[–]xDxP 2 points3 points ago

Akira: chemistry edition

[–]Koolaidstory 1 point2 points ago

came for this, was not disappoint.

[–]rebelreligion 0 points1 point ago

Me too darrendoesnotknow, me too...just so you know.

[–]richard_photograph 3 points4 points ago

assimilation

[–]XenoftheZen 2 points3 points ago

successful.

[–]DreamCarver 2 points3 points ago

It absorbed you into its gelatinous, black depths? Sounds about right.

[–]FreeThinkerLee 1 point2 points ago

I thought about buying some of that magnetic silly putty shit, but I figured it would get boring after 30 seconds.

[–]UZUMATI-JAMESON 5 points6 points ago

Wrong, I have some and I lost it. So it's not boring!

[–]Jeroknite 2 points3 points ago

You didn't lose it, it ran off on it's own.

[–]UZUMATI-JAMESON 3 points4 points ago

Forever alone.

[–]TheHumanSuitcase 0 points1 point ago

I got the quick silver and it's pretty good.

[–]JeevesJaner 1 point2 points ago

I have about 5 lbs of putty that says otherwise.

[–]FreeThinkerLee 1 point2 points ago

Easily amused much?

[–]JeevesJaner 4 points5 points ago

It makes a great, constantly changing, wall decoration. And stress reliever. Use a little bit to get dust out of computers. Something to do with the hands during class. Can be used as a grip for a pencil, or any other tool. I am also easily amused, yes.

[–]FreeThinkerLee 1 point2 points ago

Like I said it looked fun and I wanted to buy some, but it works so slowly that I didn't think it would be worth buying it. I went with a glowfish tank on my desk instead.

[–]NoirChartreux 0 points1 point ago

Just a few minutes ago I opened a parcel with ferrofluid, that was delievered today. Now I'm afraid of it.

[–]FreeThinkerLee 1 point2 points ago

ferrofluids, now that does sound fun!

[–]mtwtrf 0 points1 point ago

I own some of that magnetic putty. It's not as fun as the glow-in-the-dark.

[–]wjeman 0 points1 point ago

man I want to buy one of those magnets and play with it untill I can't. where are they sold?

[–]EpicPizzaDude 0 points1 point ago

Right here at Vat 19 it comes with the putty

[–]DarthSatoris 0 points1 point ago

What am I looking at? O_o

[–]Ender06 0 points1 point ago

"Thinking putty" Essentially silly putty with magnetic particles in it (usually iron powder).

[–]anonish2 1 point2 points ago

Quick, someone shop in Natasha Yar.

[–]quantumwork 0 points1 point ago

This is Aaron's Super Magnetic Thinking Putty. Don't be misled by the videos - they're sped up by a factor of 20 or more. You do get this effect, but it takes a few minutes and gets a bit boring after a while.

[–]Jrook 1 point2 points ago

reddit sucked you up its ass.

I think this may be a very adequate analogy.

[–]minimartRutherford 0 points1 point ago

i concur

[–]momarazzi 0 points1 point ago

We totally have that putty! It's awesome! Also Reddit did that to me as well.

[–]momarazzi 0 points1 point ago

It's Crazy Aaron's thinking putty. I used to work for the silicone company that made the base for their putty. http://www.puttyworld.com/stat.html

[–]JGL011 -1 points0 points ago

at least it's glittery.

[–]efaviel -1 points0 points ago

I remember just a few days ago...when I had a life! HELP ME! i'm crying tears of blood and can't look away!

[–]APooperz 0 points1 point ago

Always reminds me of Tom and the Intruder http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll_792l1iZk

[–]gazotem 0 points1 point ago

[–]63648411 -1 points0 points ago

Now show me on the doll, where did Reddit touch you?

[–]ImSorryIm13YearsOld -1 points0 points ago

Darren? Darren does not know what!?

[–]darrendoesnotknow[S] -1 points0 points ago

Darren doesn't know a lot of things... The only thing he knows for sure is that apple juice is fucking delicious, man.

[–]LeCrushinator 0 points1 point ago

I have some of that stuff: http://www.puttyworld.com/stat.html

[–]splatterk -1 points0 points ago

So it turend you into a box and then recorded you while some black goo shit absorbed you? Interesting.....I gotta go....somewhere else, be right back Reddit.

[–]Furran -1 points0 points ago

Riight, it's always something else than you isn't it?!

[–]HockeyBein 0 points1 point ago

True story bro.

[–]Diggleborf 0 points1 point ago

Looks like its getting sucked into a slugs or leeches ass hole.

[–]zach10002 0 points1 point ago

Yeah it did the same to me. College might pull me out though.

[–]Jandklo 1 point2 points ago

VAT NINETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN! Dooootcom

[–]ChompyTBear 0 points1 point ago

And now, be sucked into my bottomless bottom!

[–]redditormadness1233 0 points1 point ago

I think this is the world's best GIF.

[–]4120447265616d6572 0 points1 point ago

I have no mouth, and I must scream...

[–]Anaract 0 points1 point ago

It's magnetic Thinking Putty. And that is a time lapse. Probably sped up 40x.

[–]NfgGenocide 1 point2 points ago

Is that Muk?

[–]normalite 0 points1 point ago

Its just a website, people!

[–]deedaydani 0 points1 point ago

This stuff reminds me of The nightmare king from Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland.

[–]iAlchemist 0 points1 point ago

I like how it looks like a butt

[–]Elverlong 0 points1 point ago

What happens if I eat it?

[–]Chase_75 0 points1 point ago

Thy say you can leave anytime... I wanted too.

[–]Nivlac024 0 points1 point ago

i have a pound of this stuff it is awesome.

[–]Crevil 0 points1 point ago

Any chance we can see this in reverse?

[–]ze_fantazmo 0 points1 point ago

Theist?

[–]Eduardo06sp 0 points1 point ago

Vat19 dot com. Zing!

[–]jacobgarner 0 points1 point ago

I watched this video like 20 minutes ago.

[–]twatzillawaffle 0 points1 point ago

I had to get up early for work this morning, so I went to bed early last night. When my boyfriend came to crawl into bed with me several hours later and saw me still awake and hunched over my laptop I told him reddit wouldn't let me go to sleep. I think we should start a Redditors Anonymous subreddit. But that might be like having an AA meeting in a bar...

[–]musicalhippie417 0 points1 point ago

Oh god...why am I so creeped out by this?

[–]MakersOnTheRocks 0 points1 point ago

Yea, bitch! MAGNETS!

[–]lol5win 0 points1 point ago

Vat19 thinking putty?

[–]spartan4333 0 points1 point ago

Before Reddit, I would have said WTF is that, but now that is pretty much normal.

[–]Synthur 0 points1 point ago

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/5ac8/images/6733/ for those of you who must have. I have one, but lost the magnet :(

[–]Norin325 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who instantly thought of the movie Akira?

[–]RileyKamikaze 0 points1 point ago

So fucking true lol

[–]Cupcake_in_Acid 0 points1 point ago

vat nineteeeeeeen! dot com! click

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]darrendoesnotknow[S] 2 points3 points ago

+10000000000 awesome points for you!