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[–]bualsvilla 57 points58 points ago

Hitman cat takes no joy in his job.

[–]laughs_at_your_fail 24 points25 points ago

thats a lie, all cats love hurting people.

[–]Sir_Meowsalot -4 points-3 points ago

It's unfortunately quite true, meow. Just the other day I tripped an old lady into oncoming traffic...the ensuing chaos and trauma for everyone who was there was most pleasing, meow. The screams and tears...they make me purr.

[–]realdeal6649 4 points5 points ago

Would you be happy if you were told to kill Mr. Bean?

[–]Paintballer6960 172 points173 points ago

Your boyfriend is Mr. Bean?

[–]SpiritToes 6 points7 points ago

Mr. Bean jr.

[–]kernowgringo 29 points30 points ago

[–]allishi8 11 points12 points ago

Glad I'm not the only one that thought so!

[–]JKR93 10 points11 points ago

The point of this story kids, is, don't post pictures of significant others on Reddit, you're gonna have a bad time.

[–]alliace 1 point2 points ago

Unless boobs.

[–]HiyaGeorgie 8 points9 points ago

I'm so lazy on reddit now, I hope someone has already said my awesome comment so I can just click an upvote instead of typing out the comment and/or finding an image link.

[–]paranode 6 points7 points ago

Your lengthy comment betrays you.

Your failure is now complete.

[–]Tallest_Waldo -3 points-2 points ago

False.

[–]wheeldog 2 points3 points ago

Came here to say: "Your boyfriend is Black Adder?"

[–]dawgpwnd 1 point2 points ago

Honestly, I thought it was the Alabama Face Guy

http://imgur.com/jvszn

[–]misspantss -3 points-2 points ago

That was my VERY first thought!!! Hahaha ha ha hahaha ha ha ha.

[–]fingers58 -1 points0 points ago

Came here to say this.....only 5 hours too late....damn.....

[–]roparksie -2 points-1 points ago

I came here to say exactly that.

[–]ChocoChooChoo 15 points16 points ago

"That lady is mine!" - Cat

[–]Animates_Everything 53 points54 points ago

[–]lordcwat 6 points7 points ago

You. I like you.

[–]sausagedog 2 points3 points ago

Purrfect

[–]Schit4brainz -1 points0 points ago

Hmmm.... hero..... maybe........yep, Hero!

[–]SickAgent -2 points-1 points ago

an hero?

[–]ttlftc 75 points76 points ago

TIL it's not okay for a guy to have a stud earring.

[–]Mercfh 21 points22 points ago

They are just jealous because he has a girlfriend.

[–]ttlftc 52 points53 points ago

I mean jesus. What the fuck is the matter with 70% of commenters? Mad or something?

[–]Poolstiksamurai 5 points6 points ago

They don't have girlfriends so they are being passive aggressive due to jealousy.

[–]Jcraft01[S] 26 points27 points ago

No seriously, right?

[–]DJBJ 25 points26 points ago

They (the hivemind) are mad a guy who does something that does something approve of (stud earrings) managed to get a girlfriend while they can't.

[–]sammwwise 9 points10 points ago

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

[–]_Mattman_ 9 points10 points ago

College freshman. The explanation is that, for high-school redditors, a cubic-zirconia stud is a proven douchebag signal.

[–]RajanKian -4 points-3 points ago

It's bad to point out redditors here for what they are. You'll get downvoted.

[–]drewbdoo 0 points1 point ago

Definitely means he's one of them gays

[–]Hyperian -1 points0 points ago

then don't complain about people wearing socks and sandals.

[–]phasmy -3 points-2 points ago

They do look pretty lame though : /

[–]RollTides 0 points1 point ago

TIL having a negative opinion of something automatically makes you jealous of it.

[–]rvlvrlvr 6 points7 points ago

"Shhh...sleep. Sleep."

[–]madmax1091 37 points38 points ago

TIL something so simple as an earring can put peoples panties in a bunch.

[–]theREDasp 105 points106 points ago

I think your boyfriend stole your earrings

[–]Injen1us 52 points53 points ago

[–]homegrownlawn 5 points6 points ago

Can someone post the one with the lasers?

[–]Fallacyboy 86 points87 points ago

I like this one better.

[–]HiVoltRock 3 points4 points ago

This. This is what I wanted to see

[–]hotbox4u 0 points1 point ago

this. is. brilliant.

[–]homegrownlawn -1 points0 points ago

Hahaha thanks!

[–]blindassassin 2 points3 points ago

Next thing you know Reddit is going to attack the generic IKEA framed Picasso sketches in the back... oops too late.

[–]canthidecomments -2 points-1 points ago

Also, you do realize that you are fucking Mr. Bean, right?

[–]SaucyKing 23 points24 points ago

TIL Reddit is incredibly insecure. Of course, if it was a woman in the picture, the comments wouldn't be personal insults, but borderline sexual harassment.

[–]splitup 19 points20 points ago

Borderline? I was thinking more along the lines of blatant

[–]bualsvilla -5 points-4 points ago

Oh, silly you. Women can't have fun on the internet.

[–]RollTides -4 points-3 points ago

I don't see how not liking earrings on guys makes anyone insecure :/ When I see a guy with huge gauges and I think they look gross, I don't think that because I'm insecure about how closed and natural my earlobes are.

EDIT: Guess a lot of guys on Reddit have disgusting gauges.

[–]cXs808 3 points4 points ago

This shit gets 1,100+ upvotes? Reddit is doomed.

[–]murphys__law 30 points31 points ago

Results are in, looks like the consensus is that the earring's to blame.

[–]rjsmith2007 1 point2 points ago

I like the earring. :/

[–]MyNamesJudge 22 points23 points ago

Look at how incredibly insecure you all are. Top 10 comments all insulting the guy pictured.

[–]GotFingNoDukes 15 points16 points ago

FAKE: That cat really isn't trying to strangle that man. I own 3 cats. They lack the opposable thumbs that would allow them to wrap their paws around a person's throat.

[–]Valdair 20 points21 points ago

Won't stop the crafty fuckers from trying.

[–]007T 5 points6 points ago

Incorrect, he was not trying to strangle the man. He has his claws in position to sever the carotid artery if his demands are not met.

[–]druminor 2 points3 points ago

"listen you! I heard you tell my human that you were going to 'eat her pussy'! Well not if I eat you first!"

[–]Strampy 14 points15 points ago

Watch out, the fucking Reddit fashion police have arrived..

[–]dblock187 57 points58 points ago

its probably because of that stupid earring.

[–]grachi 22 points23 points ago

TIL cats don't like earrings on guys

[–]The_Reckoning -1 points0 points ago

Earrings are inanimate objects and are therefore incapable of being smart or stupid. TYL.

[–]oahayder -5 points-4 points ago

I'd rather my son drop out of high school than get an earing

[–]kingbarnabyjones 10 points11 points ago

Could be the crustache

[–]onlymysoul 3 points4 points ago

Kinda looks like Tory Belleci.

Today's myth: cats can strangle you.

[–]Littlebitocrazay 3 points4 points ago

Hey I have that same Picasso work in my bedroom.

[–]trolarch 20 points21 points ago

it was the earing

[–]Takaru 5 points6 points ago

I don't like him either. Your cat and I are wanted men. I have the death sentence on 12 systems.

[–]silasioalejandro 15 points16 points ago

it's probably the stud earrings

[–]HYPERNATURL 8 points9 points ago

ITT: people that are jealous that this guy has a girlfriend

[–]Linuturk 1 point2 points ago

When my wife (then girlfriend) first moved in with me, her cat showed her displeasure by taking a crap on my pillow.

[–]suncat 2 points3 points ago

The cat's just apologizing like Apu?

[–]ZombieLloyd 2 points3 points ago

I think I know this guy, are you and him from Wales?

[–]Jcraft01[S] 1 point2 points ago

nope.... Charlotte, North Carolina. fun to know he has a twin running around the UK.

[–]davereb 0 points1 point ago

Are you sure you didn't mean Orlando, FL? He might have another twin there.

[–]CynicalPineapple 0 points1 point ago

Who was the guy peeking out of the closet?

[–]thebobber720 2 points3 points ago

Is your dad by chance a master of disguise?

[–]UKseagull 0 points1 point ago

Is that Mr Bean?

[–]daleio5 5 points6 points ago

i wouldnt like him either for wearing earrings like that

[–]Battbrett 1 point2 points ago

He looks like the lovechild of mr bean and Rory williams

[–]outkast2 1 point2 points ago

Especially with that douche bag earring.

[–]LiveByTheGuN 2 points3 points ago

Oh god, I bet your boyfriend also wears a baseball cap everywhere...

[–]SaucyKing 16 points17 points ago

Yeah, fuck hats!

Wait, what?

[–]The_Dok 0 points1 point ago

Wait until /r/tf2 shows up...

[–]More_Underscores____ 24 points25 points ago

Shallow hivemind.

[–]NothingWrongHere 3 points4 points ago

The fuck is wrong with that??

[–]jrau -1 points0 points ago

I don't either, he has a fucking ear ring.

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[–]PolardOOd 1 point2 points ago

"I'll do the kitty licking around here, asshole!"

[–]Forcade 0 points1 point ago

This is a new thing; a neck hug.

[–]lisabadcat 0 points1 point ago

Your cat is just thanking him.

[–]CraftyMcSandbags 0 points1 point ago

his head looks like it's on backwards... or his chest looks like a back...

[–]Sikot 0 points1 point ago

Is your boyfriend Rivington?

[–]MrGoodbytes 1 point2 points ago

That face makes him look like Jimmy Pop.

[–]shneakyshnake 0 points1 point ago

Maybe that pussy just likes it rough

[–]iDuckie 1 point2 points ago

I think it's just this breed! My cat massages my husbands neck in the jugular area every night & they look fairly similar...

[–]coatrack68 0 points1 point ago

Go Cat! Go!

[–]danaofdoom 1 point2 points ago

You should dump him. Cats have psychic powers. Your boyfriend is probably up to no good.

[–]Nolan_Armstead 1 point2 points ago

mr. bean

[–]dAtRhythmHawk 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit that looks SO MUCH like this cat I used to have before I moved.

[–]potsmoker420 1 point2 points ago

Your cat doesn't care, as long as it gets fed.

[–]Playbook420 0 points1 point ago

WHERE IS SHE? WHERE IS SHE?

[–]rjsmith2007 1 point2 points ago

Aw. It totally does. Squinty eyes like that are a good sign of the cat liking you. Also, it's laying on him.

[–]Dead_Music 0 points1 point ago

You know what they say, cats an babies are the best judges of character. On that point, DUMP HIM.

[–]bonscottsdick -1 points0 points ago

Your boyfriend looks like mr. Bean with an ear ring

[–]irrestistable -1 points0 points ago

He.... Looks like Mr. Bean!

[–]jmichael 0 points1 point ago

Your boyfriend looks very much like Mr. Bean in this picture.

[–]RaCaS123 0 points1 point ago

[–]Clown_Vomit 1 point2 points ago

You're dating Jon Brence?!

[–]crazy2thestarz 0 points1 point ago

is your boyfriend Christopher France?

[–]Tori1313 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who felt that the sentence sounded off when read aloud?

[–]benjisworld 0 points1 point ago

Are you one of those people who takes clothes off of the hanger and leaves the hanger to flail about and make a jungle gym of adjacent hangars? O.o

[–]criticalnegation 1 point2 points ago

unlike dogs, cats communicate on a different level. a good boot across the room usually establishes the relationship well.

had a gf that let her cat do all sorts of heinous shit. it racked up some frequent flyer miles and eventually got the message.

[–]Forgot_Your_Password 0 points1 point ago

Don't panic...but i think there's someone in your closet

[–]UKMuffins 0 points1 point ago

Your boyfriend is rowan atkinson!

[–]rini104 0 points1 point ago

To be fair, cats are assholes and hate everyone.

[–]heodieat 0 points1 point ago

Is it because he looks like Mr. Bean?

[–]Fagsquamntch 1 point2 points ago

Your cat senses the gay emanating from your boyfriend's earring.

[–]aerostella 0 points1 point ago

I think I found my cat's twin.

[–]JSALEH 0 points1 point ago

That looks EXACTLY like one of my 2 cats.

[–]yskoty 0 points1 point ago

You're boyfriend is Mr. Bean?

[–]lzpj 0 points1 point ago

In that photo, your boyfriend looks like Mr. Bean!

[–]Blakdragon39 0 points1 point ago

Looks like grounds for relationship termination. Lawyer down, reddit up, erase the gym and... check your facebook?

[–]VestaDear 0 points1 point ago

My cat batted my boyfriends penis the other day and scratched it. He was not happy.

[–]spyralaniac 0 points1 point ago

He looks like Mr.Bean, that is why..

[–]lollapaloozah 0 points1 point ago

That's my cat as I discover her on my chest every morning, purring and staring. Then I wake up and she meows at me...

[–]pez_dispenser 0 points1 point ago

For a second I though I saw slender man in your closet and my heart skipped a beat.

[–]Cripple_Kraut 0 points1 point ago

He deserves it for that shitty creeper stash.

[–]blowdozer 0 points1 point ago

Rory? Rory Williams?

[–]weks 0 points1 point ago

Don't get married.

Don't get kids.

[–]MiSTx93 0 points1 point ago

maybe cause his ears are pierced. derp.

[–]Cool_Guy_McFly 1 point2 points ago

Thank god your boyfriend has those earrings so whenever guys fuck him doggystyle and he turns around and smiles at them they won't feel as awkward pulling out and cumming all over his tramp stamp of a lotus flower.

[–]AbsurdityOfReality 0 points1 point ago

So much butthurt in this thread, holy shit.

[–]everydayfromwork 0 points1 point ago

Since I have nothing interesting to say about the cat, I like your Picassos.

[–]alemulli 1 point2 points ago

I think your boyfriend looks like mr. Bean

[–]Jcraft01[S] -3 points-2 points ago

Mr.Bean doesn't have an 8 inch cock, so my boyfriend can wear whatever he likes on his ears. :) P.S these comments are cracking us up!

[–]Parker_ 6 points7 points ago

[–]twatson420 13 points14 points ago

does he put on his cock before or after those earings?

[–]LVL85DOUCHEBAG 6 points7 points ago

have you seen Mr.Bean's cock? you never know...

(I haven't seen it either, just sayin)

[–]DJBJ 5 points6 points ago

Now it sounds like your the guy and you took a picture of yourself.

[–]sammwwise -4 points-3 points ago

Yep now I know way more about this guy than I ever cared to. That's what I get for reading the "below the threshold" comments.

[–]drewbdoo 0 points1 point ago

You think you have it bad? I'm this guy's boss...

[–]sammwwise 0 points1 point ago

That sounds very uncomfortable.

[–]Jcraft01[S] 1 point2 points ago

word.

[–]sammwwise -1 points0 points ago

-_-

[–]clown_baby244 -1 points0 points ago

yea, its the earring

[–]Tray435 1 point2 points ago

Suddenly people are calling this guy an asshole beacause of an earring.

Geez, reddit.

[–]The_Reckoning -1 points0 points ago

The earring is awesome. F these haters.

[–]Cripple_Kraut -1 points0 points ago

You know how I know you're gay?

[–]Arthemedus -1 points0 points ago

Its le earrings, upvotes to LE LEFT

[–]ADillPickle 0 points1 point ago

Is your boyfriend's name scar? Or your cat named Simba?

[–]Ares325445 -2 points-1 points ago

well he hes wearing earrings so its understandable

[–]drumcowski -2 points-1 points ago

I am not subscribed to /r/aww so that I don't have to see stupid "propped up pet" shit like this.

[–]telebision 0 points1 point ago

I hate this picture so much. Its just a cat on a guy.

Thats all. Nothing cute or funny or special about it.

I can't understand how someone who doesn't know you or your boyfriend would see this picture and think "HAHAHA LOL HILARIOUS!"

Absolute waste of time.

[–]jd_coud9 -2 points-1 points ago

i dont like him either, so whaddya doin' tongiht?

[–]Enharmonic 0 points1 point ago

Who upvotes this stuff?

[–]rainbowtastic 0 points1 point ago

OP YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CUTE DON'T LISTEN TO THESE TWATS

[–]snowbirdie -2 points-1 points ago

I wish people would post authentic photos here. That's what makes them cute. This is just a photo of a cat laying down with some dude posing for the camera. There's nothing worth karma here. Stop faking shit, please.

[–]Limaknub -4 points-3 points ago

I know I don't like your boyfriend....he looks.....femmy.

[–]ReptillianSpacePope -2 points-1 points ago

It must be his earrings

[–]Viperbunny 0 points1 point ago

Great expression! If the cat was unhappy, claws would be out, lol.

[–]yunohavefunnynames -2 points-1 points ago

Is your boyfriend mr. bean?

[–]4mp3d -2 points-1 points ago

Really, you can't blame the cat?

[–]kaxibaxi 0 points1 point ago

OP, what breed is your cat? My cat looks like his/her twin!!!

[–]Jcraft01[S] 1 point2 points ago

shes a mut, medium haired calico

[–]kaxibaxi 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a part Maine Coon to me...

[–]monstercake 0 points1 point ago

I've always loved cats with that coloring. Cute!

[–]mrcheeseweasel 0 points1 point ago

WHERE IS THE YARN!?!?

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[–]Jcraft01[S] 2 points3 points ago

and left

[–]iTimmeh -3 points-2 points ago

It's those god damn earrings.

[–]moondizzlepie -4 points-3 points ago

Probably because he stole your earrings.