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Toilet training (imgur.com)

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[–]emarkd 167 points168 points ago

I really wanted the cat to flush and watch the rest of the roll spin off as it was sucked down the drain.

[–]CeeBmata 120 points121 points ago

Only to have the toilet paper wrap around the cats hind-leg and yank him into his twirling nightmare.

[–]emarkd 47 points48 points ago

I had not considered that possibility. Now I'm even more disappointed...

[–]itssheramie 27 points28 points ago

It would clog before it did any of this

[–]emarkd 82 points83 points ago

You take your logic and you get out of /r/funny!! We'll have none of that around here!!

[–]itsnot42 22 points23 points ago

Polar bears really should be blue, because they generally don't eat apples.

[–]myusernameiswaytoolo 18 points19 points ago

Polar bears should dissolve in water since they are polar.

[–]emarkd 5 points6 points ago

Right, since apples really should be blue because they grow best in colder climates. See logic is easy!

[–]logicallyillogical 2 points3 points ago

I fully support this comment.

[–]mcqtom 2 points3 points ago

But apples never eat apples...

[–]apextek 1 point2 points ago

was actually going to say something to this effect and almost didn't notice it in giant type right here.

[–]adamsworstnightmare 3 points4 points ago

Not necessarily, some toilets are very very strong and cats' bodies are made to be able to squeeze into things. It could very well be the end of Mr. Poopers there.

[–]MrGMinor 2 points3 points ago

Not clog, the toilet paper would get wet and tear instantly.

[–]itssheramie 1 point2 points ago

That depends on the toilet paper

[–]sfinkter1 1 point2 points ago

I don't think it would clog,you see the size of that fucking pipe behind the toilet?

[–]ndw10325 0 points1 point ago

Pft, you think it woulld Ckog!? HAHAHA HEY EVERYONE itssheramie THINKS IT WOULD CLOG! BUT what she doesn't know though is that I recently ate 5 living, raw, cats, they were weren't exactly full of life when I shit them out(I really don't wanna bring the discussion down with a bunch dead cat comments) But let me just say that I shit out those 5 cats solid, full cats and it didn't clog. And these weren't boiled kittens, they were full sized toimcats that I swallowed altiva cats and kept one a pet and anyway the cats didn't clog the toilet. So shows what you know! AND NO THEY WEREN'T KITTENS! That'd be cheating.

[–]itssheramie 0 points1 point ago

Your body would have digested them a little, plus your butthole prolly lubed them up with some of its spare semen

[–]hansthecleverhorse 5 points6 points ago

http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1986/06/24

[–]Biggacheez 3 points4 points ago

I was hoping for poop

[–]paisley_cat 1 point2 points ago

This is why cat owners (read slaves) put their rolls on under, not over, cats can claw it forward, but it is much harder for them to figure out how to pull it from under :-).

[–]lyrelad93 66 points67 points ago

This cat cares not for the economic consequences of his toilet paper use.

[–]weedmonkey 13 points14 points ago

her toilet paper use...

[–]beeper917 11 points12 points ago

zhe

[–]cloacamassima 46 points47 points ago

there's no privacy anymore

[–]Damaband41 2 points3 points ago

I gotta think this gif is reversed.

[–]thisisinappropriate 19 points20 points ago

It actually looks weirder reversed.

[–]rockstar987123 19 points20 points ago

Wow! That cat poops like me!

[–]TheAmityvillain 14 points15 points ago

You poop while standing on the toilet too? I thought I was the only one..

[–]Ragnalypse 7 points8 points ago

Us toilet squatters never get any recognition...

[–]XypherFTW 10 points11 points ago

I wonder if L is in your group...

[–]phatmattj 4 points5 points ago

I used to do it this way when I was younger. They say ths the natural way to poop

[–]Kowzorz 9 points10 points ago

For the record, standing/squatting on toilets is extremely dangerous. Toilets are not designed to take that kind of weight distribution and are likely to crack, leaving you falling onto a sharp edge which yields a very unsightly and often deadly gash.

[–]LauretteOB 2 points3 points ago

I won't lie, I once didn't know the toilet seat was half broken at the attachment point, and pulled my feet up to rest on the edge of the seat. now it's all the way broken.

Edit: I didn't get hurt it just scared me pretty bad, I guess it was a good thing I was already on the toilet.

[–]saremei 2 points3 points ago

Instant, natural laxative.

[–]are_you_trolling 3 points4 points ago

There dozens of us! Dozens!

[–]Brammelam 0 points1 point ago

Are you saying that those "don't do this - signs" with people squatting on a toilet are there because people actually do that? I thought they were just being funny.

[–]Hobo-With-A-Shotgun 0 points1 point ago

You lick your ass clean?

[–]Damaband41 -1 points0 points ago

You must be a girl

[–]trekkie_becky 33 points34 points ago

This clogs the toilet.

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[–]LauretteOB -1 points0 points ago

Well the cat doesn't have one week a month it bleeds out of it's vagina.

[–]Tony_AbbottPBUH 1 point2 points ago

well not one week a month, several times a year though.

[–]LauretteOB 0 points1 point ago

True.

[–]pandemoniumlust 2 points3 points ago

Cats do have their "heat" cycles, but do not bleed during it. Also It is possible for an unmated female to cycle every 3 - 4 weeks indefinitely. DOGS on the other hand, have their Proestrus stage of their cycle, which they bleed during... And then lick themselves clean. Reason I never let female dogs lick me =P

[–]Narcofunk 13 points14 points ago

Asshole cat #3

[–]Fojhed 0 points1 point ago

I think it's kinda cute, I mean at least she tried.

[–]g0shua 8 points9 points ago

Yeah, tried to be an asshole and succeeded.

[–]nihil2909 11 points12 points ago

Must be a female...

[–]frozenketchup 4 points5 points ago

Cats are assholes

[–]WorLord 12 points13 points ago

AKA, "Why TP-Over is the wrong way to do it, Exhibit A".

grin

[–]stickman212 19 points20 points ago

I don't know what happened to you as a child, but you should really address this problem.

[–]BuckeyeBentley 2 points3 points ago

Who taught you to lie like that?

[–]WorLord -2 points-1 points ago

A cat!

[–]Cendeu 1 point2 points ago

In all honesty, this is the reason I grew up thinking under was normal.

[–]WorLord 0 points1 point ago

I still don't understand the over mindset. It has this particular huge flaw, and is harder to tear one-handed without unspooling the whole damn roll... yet, it's the majority preference, and is understood to be the "correct" way to do it. And in all the threads about it at Reddit no one can seem to give me a concrete reason why.

Does anyone know, or is it just one of those things?

[–]Cendeu 1 point2 points ago

Exactly! One-handed is so much easier when it's under. Plus pets.

I've always wondered why over was preferred, but I have no problem with it. As long as my house stays the way I'm used to it.

[–]Dyrty 0 points1 point ago

AMEN BRUTHEEERR!!

[–]Intelligicity 1 point2 points ago

Cat looks like she thought to herself, "Awesome, I just poo'ed like a human now I get to use the fuck outta this stuff over here just like they do." Only she don't know she goin' overboard.

[–]MarvinLaser 2 points3 points ago

That is very cute! I hate to be a downer, but kitty is doing that because cats are instinctively wired to bury their waste (ie, dirt, sand, litter) so they can no longer see or smell it, not because he/she thinks that's they're supposed to do after using the potty. Kitty looks like they are trying to bury their waste with the toilet paper. It's a primitive but still-present feline behavior that compells them to cover up their waste and scent so as not to become prey, but to leave just enough of their own scent behind so they know it had been marked as their territory. It's the hugest pain in the ass to have to clean our 3 cat boxes every day, but I tried toilet training once with disastrous outcomes. Not being able to instinctively bury their waste eventually confuses them and they often resort to eliminating their waste in inappropriate places so they reclaim their "lost" territory by scenting other parts of the house. It's cute and mess-free to toilet train a cat, but it's really only done because it's convenient for humans and serves no benefits to the cat.

[–]LauretteOB 2 points3 points ago

I thought alpha cats didn't cover their poop in order to show "THIS IS MY HOUSE, FUCKERS."

[–]cvillano 2 points3 points ago

I get yer toilet training right here!

[–]FireLordOzai 0 points1 point ago

So, the kittypocalypse has officially started and it's coming to get you, one flush at a time.

[–]rawrc -1 points0 points ago

So close

[–]terrrrrible 1 point2 points ago

no why did it stop!

[–]P1Eater 1 point2 points ago

Longest gif ever...

[–]Dunkelz 0 points1 point ago

Thanks to this post, I now know my next cat related purchase

[–]bootnuts 0 points1 point ago

He/she obviously pays the bills in the house to waste shitpaper like that.

[–]chewties_yum_yum 0 points1 point ago

The amount of videos on youtube showing cats shitting into a toilet is, quite frankly, astounding. Seriously, who wants to come home to a toilet full of cat turds and no toilet roll?

[–]guy_fleegman 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/BNmCU.jpg

[–]AmnesiaCane 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was my roommates who were using all the toilet paper, never considered it was the cat.

[–]colusito 0 points1 point ago

MORE PAPER!!

[–]ScoobyM 0 points1 point ago

She didn't even wipe....ewww

[–]crumb0167 1 point2 points ago

That cat took a page (roll?) from my wife on TP usage!

[–]tinoxander 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure the cat is just clogging the fuck outta the toilet....

[–]CheifDash 0 points1 point ago

That is a huge pipe behind the toilet.. All kinds of things could fit through there..

[–]sleepauger 0 points1 point ago

So, it's been cats covering their shit with TP and leaving it in public restrooms all of this time.

[–]Agehn 0 points1 point ago

This why the only exception to the hang-in-front rule for toilet paper mounting is when you have cats or little kids. With a cat in the house, you gotta mount it in the hang-in-back style.

[–]Kelsomatic 0 points1 point ago

What do cats want? That cat got on that toilet, turned around and without thinking just started hitting the shit out of the toilet paper roll. Then he thought, "I should get all of this paper into this hole filled with water".

[–]FatzDux 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one here who wants to have seen the cat shit so I tell if this is legitimate or not?

[–]Break_Down_The_Door 0 points1 point ago

I just finished training my kitten to use the potty. He never tries to use toliet paper to bury anything. He scratches at the lid some, but honestly he gets bored because the water in the toliet masks a lot of the smell.

It has been amazing not cleaning a smelly kitty litter pan.

[–]Chatlol 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck is all this toilet paper not doing in the toilet? -cat logic 101

[–]Rosefae 0 points1 point ago

This cat looks a lot like my cat who had been trained by my mom to do his business in the toilet. I actually did a double take until I realized that my toilet looked different from this.

My cat has been dead for years now. :(

[–]iamtigerhearmeroar 0 points1 point ago

Ohhhhh the clogs!

[–]Chuck_Steak 0 points1 point ago

Lets see him wipe withought any thumbs.

[–]batfan20 0 points1 point ago

He's trying to save time by flushing the whole roll at once rather than making 50 trips.

[–]therealatri 0 points1 point ago

still uses less tp than my wife.

[–]drburropile 0 points1 point ago

it goes in her shirt to impress the boss

[–]MeGustaMeMal 1 point2 points ago

http://i-cdn.apartmenttherapy.com/uimages/ny/3-17-tp.jpg My cats are toilet trained as well. This is when it's appropriate to have the toilet paper on the wrong way.

[–]mutatedfreek 0 points1 point ago

Checkmate over-rollers.

[–]Isaiah711 0 points1 point ago

More like troll it's owners to clog the toilet

[–]therealjgreens 0 points1 point ago

If cats had hands, we'd be fuk'd.

[–]Radico87 0 points1 point ago

Well, cat has the principle down at least.. now it's just a matter of fine tuning.

[–]bhxinfected 0 points1 point ago

Was it setting up a catcher's mitt?

[–]learntofart 0 points1 point ago

It's like living with a girl.

Source: My toilet paper is disappearing at an alarming rate.

[–]ziejek 0 points1 point ago

A cat? It gives you same carma as jellyfish on the floor.

[–]Cendeu 0 points1 point ago

And this is why I grew up my entire life with the Toilet Paper going under.

I didn't even know over was "normal" until I was probably... 12 or 13.

[–]brainsharts 0 points1 point ago

Too much, kitty, you're using too much! DAMNIT KITTY, THAT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

[–]Phiasmir 0 points1 point ago

It makes sense! Cats want to cover up their business, she was just pawing at the TP the same way they'd paw at the ground.

[–]krugnasty 0 points1 point ago

What a little shit

[–]madarapt1 0 points1 point ago

thats not even funny. i understand it doesnt understand what it's doing, but what an asshole.

[–]Meeko94 0 points1 point ago

That's when you yell "GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE" really loud so the cat scrambles into the toilet.

[–]XarabidopsisX 0 points1 point ago

TAKE ALL MY UPVOTES!

[–]theDart 0 points1 point ago

what an asshole. He must hate mother earth

[–]Judging_You 0 points1 point ago

Silly cat, that's Downy you only need 2 sheets.

[–]AloeRP 0 points1 point ago

NO ONE HAS MENTIONED JINXY CAT?! For shame Reddit, for shame.

[–]RazerHail 0 points1 point ago

Why is this not in the toilet? It obviously needs to be in the toilet... all of it. Yes, all of it.

[–]getfree623 0 points1 point ago

Good work kitteh.

[–]olivepyromonkey 0 points1 point ago

look at me now, look at me now, I'm gettin' paper.

[–]x3r0h0ur 0 points1 point ago

As fast as my toilet paper goes away, I'm SURE this is what my girlfriend does.

[–]Katiebug99 0 points1 point ago

the bears from charmin toilet paper would be angry

[–]SeanDougherty86 0 points1 point ago

That cat still uses less than my girlfriend

[–]meedoshafal 0 points1 point ago

Hala youth Kevkm O Gallen love you

[–]itsme0 0 points1 point ago

This reminded me of Jungle Emperor Leo (2009) Where Leo tries using the toilet.

[–]anorchism 0 points1 point ago

My mind seriously started simulating the noise of a toilet roll being spun around. Mind = blown

[–]Davepen 0 points1 point ago

Kitty no want splash-back.

[–]hashyakadave 0 points1 point ago

It's better to use too much toilet paper, than not enough. Trust me.

[–]cleeb 1 point2 points ago

I have a pocket full of upvotes and a desire to see this video.

[–]shaunwake 1 point2 points ago

this guy almost did it

[–]XypherFTW 0 points1 point ago

That is TERRIFYING

[–]davesfakeaccount 1 point2 points ago

That is exactly what my cat does. Never unrolls, conistently destroys. It makes no difference if the TP is installed 'over' or 'under'.

[–]XypherFTW 0 points1 point ago

It's a good thing my cat just hates my sisters

[–]tagrav 1 point2 points ago

better put that fucker to work with all the wasted money in TP.

[–]fassaction 1 point2 points ago

fuck you, cat....that TP is expensive. All you get is 5 squares.

[–]renegade_9 0 points1 point ago

I was looking at the thumbnail and thought it was going to be a cat with explosive diarreaha. I am not sure if I am relieved or disappointed.

[–]deathonabun 0 points1 point ago

That cat is an asshole.

[–]cakeandpiday 0 points1 point ago

Having a cat like this is the only justification for ever going with the under orientation.

[–]Alexis_ 0 points1 point ago

I have no respect for your belongings. Now feed me! - Cat

[–]venfayth 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god, it was like watching my soul being drained away. STOP THIS, CAT ಠ_ಠ

[–]Firepower01 0 points1 point ago

I love it how (s)he walks around a bit studying the area then almost instantly fucks around with the roll of toilet paper.

[–]IcYNero 0 points1 point ago

Must be a female cat using the whole roll of tp... (stop now- its a joke)

[–]trishstanden -2 points-1 points ago

Currently how my life feels!

[–]zeid96 -2 points-1 points ago

diarrhea?

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[–]Tabtykins 3 points4 points ago

Unless you have pets, then under is better.

[–]SexySport 1 point2 points ago

I find closing doors is the best.

[–]no_egrets 0 points1 point ago

I find nailing my pets to the gr... god, I can't actually write this.

[–]Jeppomayn 0 points1 point ago

Never would have happened if the paper was the other way around..

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