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[–]rjwd40 510 points511 points ago

Yes. Me. I'm the good boy.

[–]Special_Redditor 67 points68 points ago

Someone's getting a hot bitch tonight.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 18 points19 points ago

So is the dog.

[–]MrBojangles528 1 point2 points ago

[–]Jrodkin 28 points29 points ago

Quiet Wilfred!

[–]madnessAndYou 14 points15 points ago

looks more like 'What have you done today besides sit on reddit?'

[–]Yoyo8 6 points7 points ago

Leave this dogs balls alone and give him all the bitches he wants!!

[–]amnesiac854 10 points11 points ago

I'm Bob Barker and I do not support this message

[–]cellskey 98 points99 points ago

Seeing that happy expression on the dog's face, I wonder - where is the 3 year old?

[–]robsarmuk 262 points263 points ago

Buried in the backyard next to his favorite bush.

[–]XaVierDK 25 points26 points ago

With his bone

[–]indoobitably 21 points22 points ago

and the cat. /doritos

[–]Special_Redditor 38 points39 points ago

Nice try, Doritos marketing team.

[–]loli123 1 point2 points ago

They should know better than to advertise to reddit Shudder

[–]SpaceCadet2000 10 points11 points ago

From the look on the dogs face, it was delicious

[–]mcknicker 82 points83 points ago

"Aw yeah, my belly is going to be rubbed to death."

[–]Box-Boy 268 points269 points ago

I love the way you can almost SEE that in its own dog way it's aware of the fact it's a fucking hero.

I mean, fuck, that is a deservedly smug dog.

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[–]CopperHarmonica 108 points109 points ago

I remember my dog gave me this exact same look when he found a dog toy in the park.

He came up to me, dropped it in front of my feet and stared me straight in the eye with the derpiest smug look I've ever seen. He spent the rest of the day trotting along side me with the toy held high in the air.

[–]Osiris32 85 points86 points ago

The amount of pride a dog can have is fucking amazing. "Look what I found. Aren't I the best? Yes, I AM a good boy."

[–]nwsreddit 36 points37 points ago

Reminds me of a friend who lived in the woods. His dog loved to run around in the forest and collect sticks, eventually he'd come back dragging a stick way too big. The size of a friggin' Volkswagen. As soon as he got to us he'd drop his end and bounce around like he'd just brought us lunch for the rest of the year.

[–]Osiris32 28 points29 points ago

BRB, taking my dog to the park so he can be proud of bringing back the tennis ball over and over and over again.

[–]hlharper 16 points17 points ago

My beagle is just as proud when she eats the dirty portions of used tissues.

[–]itriedtoquitreddit 5 points6 points ago

My wiener dog is rather pleased with himself whenever I'm having my period and he roots through the garbage to find a menstrual-blood-soaked tampon to munch on.

[–]hlharper 6 points7 points ago

When I first got my beagle, I took her over to a friend's house. The dog started wandering the house while we were chatting. Friend's boyfriend says, "Why's there a tissue in the hall?" Friend goes over and it's bloody. Dog then appears, all happy, with a string coming out of her mouth. Friend grabs the tissue and I go for a paper towel, but friend gets to dog first and sternly says, Drop it! and grabs it. Boyfriend comes into the room and asks what's going on. "Nothing! Don't worry about it!"

My beagle was so disappointed she lost her treat. Oh poor thing. (eye roll)

(btw, obligatory plub for the diva cup. I use it so she can't find bloody treats in my garbage cans.)

[–]itriedtoquitreddit 2 points3 points ago

I tried a Diva Cup but I could never get the damned thing to go in. :(

[–]willymo 54 points55 points ago

"I'm the best goddamn dog that ever lived. Now take my fucking picture."

[–]NotaMethAddict 24 points25 points ago

That's how I imagine all dogs talk.

"I am the best goddamn pet in this goddamn house, now give me a bite of the hamburger!"

[–]GeneralMillss 111 points112 points ago

Interestingly enough, these kinds of working dogs actually do feel great satisfaction from finding and saving people. They found that, during the search for survivors in the wreckage of 9/11, the dogs could only search for so long without finding something/someone. The dogs would get depressed, showing behaviours almost identical to humans suffering depression.

However, if a dog in this state happened to find someone, it was like a reset button. The dog would be back, happy, working harder than ever. I guess you could call me a dog person.

[–]Series_of_Accidents 71 points72 points ago

My mom is very active in search and rescue, and any time one of the team dogs find a person, they go apeshit happy. Usually they find death, so it's really rewarding when they find someone alive (most often it's geriatric or very young folks that go missing). But I gotta say, playing "victim" in one of their search training sessions is a lot of fun. It's hide and seek with dogs. Total blast.

[–]GeneralMillss 41 points42 points ago

Lol, I actually hide from my dog all the time. I'm 20 and I hide under my covers with a treat so my dog will run around and sniff in my ears. Makes me just giddy.

[–]Series_of_Accidents 29 points30 points ago

Aww. Dogs are awesome.

[–]Sicel1304 8 points9 points ago

Upvoted for the term "apeshit happy".

[–]basementboy 3 points4 points ago

why not "dogshit happy"?

[–]mrrp 3 points4 points ago

I trained my labs to find my kids. I'd send the kids out into the field to hide and make my two labs sit and wait 3 or 4 minutes. They would be sitting, shaking with excitement. I'd say "Where's Kid1? Go find her" and off they'd go. Both kids had treats, but the dogs only got one if they found the correct kid first. It didn't take long for them to get the hang of it.

[–]MisterFatt 32 points33 points ago

I've heard that they actually will have someone hide for the dog to find if they can't find the person they are really looking for to keep the dog's spirits up.

[–]GeneralMillss 13 points14 points ago

Yeah that is true. It's funny how an animal that is so intelligent that it can be trained to save human lives can be fooled into good morale so easily. :P

[–]thespoon 22 points23 points ago

Or the dog knows the truth, but puts on a show to keep our spirits up. Yes, dogs are that awesome.

[–]mikeno1 29 points30 points ago

They had rescue workers hide in the rubble for the dog to find to help combat the depression. Dog finds rescue worker, thinks its done good and is happy again!

[–]Mimsy_borogoves[!] 3 points4 points ago

I know I don't need to say this but dog's are the fucking bomb.

[–]firstcity_thirdcoast 2 points3 points ago

That's an interesting fact so I did some googling -- here is a pop-psych article with anecdotes about the behaviors and depression you mentioned. Amazing stuff.

[–]itriedtoquitreddit 2 points3 points ago

I remember reading somewhere that many search and rescue teams that employ dogs now ensure that they end every search with the dog successfully finding a live person by having someone pretend to be a "victim" if the real search doesn't end on a happy note.

[–]hereaminuteago 11 points12 points ago

Yeah my dog looks the same way after it rips apart a bunch of stuffed animals

[–]Radicou 30 points31 points ago

"Look sir! I destroyed the small enemies that have taken up residence in the home!"

[–]oananbr 24 points25 points ago

I'm just seeing a dog being a dog.

[–]Pieloi 50 points51 points ago

"I had no idea what I was doing"

[–]yesukai 6 points7 points ago

Only thought in that dogs head "Oh, people are paying attention to me! Does this mean food. I bet I get food. Oh man I can't wait for food."

[–]OceansofLotion 6 points7 points ago

Yes, this is dog. Yes, I found child.

[–]SpaceDetective 6 points7 points ago

I can for sure tell from his handlers' reactions that it's a big fucking deal.

[–]bricardo 6 points7 points ago

Dogs are happy with so little that it's a shame to see one looking sad.

[–]AlexEmway 5 points6 points ago

"My people needed me. And I delivered." This dog can now spend the remainder of its life bathing in glory.

[–]Corvus133 1 point2 points ago

Probably - the energy level surrounding him probably sky rocketed based on his find! Good work

[–]freshintake 4 points5 points ago

This probably has nothing to do with how her knee is wedged into the dogs back and her hand is pulling back on her head. (This dog is now a female)

[–]AnalogueBubblebath 45 points46 points ago

Video of the proud dog: http://www.osloby.no/nyheter/Savnet-trearing-funnet-i-god-behold-6977481.html (norwegian news article)

Edit: It's hard to hear in the vid but I think the dogs name is Heilo or Halo and it was their first time they assisted in a search and rescue operation, someones getting doggie treats tonight :)

[–]UserNameMaximumChars 16 points17 points ago

At :04 in the video it says "Kari Olli Helgesen med Heiko" on the banner, so I think it is Heiko

[–]AnalogueBubblebath 4 points5 points ago

Ah yes, totally missed that, thanks!

[–]qwertzuioopasd 7 points8 points ago

Awww, he looks even prouder in that video. 0% derp and 100% of "yes, ME, I'm a good boy!" :)

[–]piggybankcowboy 421 points422 points ago

And this is why dogs win over cats, in my book. Usefulness to society is a big plus. (Sorry, Reddit :/)

[–]StewieBanana 302 points303 points ago

Society needs dead birds left on your front porch too you know.

[–]thedeejus 154 points155 points ago

Yeah, and who is going to stand in the litterbox and shit on the floor next to the litterbox?

[–]ByronsReward 16 points17 points ago

Well, a lot of people can do that. But nobody can stare at you while they do it quite like a cat can

[–]skodi[!] 33 points34 points ago

I don't have cats but every time I see my friends cats do this I laugh so hard. My dog won't even shit in my yard because it's hers but their stupid cat can't even shit in it's box right.

[–]itriedtoquitreddit 14 points15 points ago

That's just their way of telling you that their litterbox is too small and/or filthy. Imagine how you would react if every time you needed to use the toilet that you were expected to walk around in your own waste in a tiny room so small that you could barely turn around? You'd find some way to protest the facilities too.

The solution is to get a big, deep Rubbermaid tote, fill it about 4 inches deep with a low-dust clumping clay litter and cut cut an entrance for the cat about an inch above the litter line. That gives your cat plenty of room to walk around, depth for them to bury their waste, and high walls to contain any litter that's flung about as they dig.

Scoop the box a minimum of once per day, and scrub the tub clean and fill it with fresh litter at least once per month. Don't use anything to try to mask the smell -- if it smells bad to you, it smells much worse to your cat given their keener sense of smell -- because if it smells, that's your clue that you need to increase your scooping/cleaning frequency.

Also, make sure you have as many litter boxes as you do cats. Many cats prefer having their own box, plus sometimes more aggressive cats will purposely block more timid cats from being able to access a shared box as a way of asserting dominance.

Yeah, that might seem like a lot of work, but again, think of your own toilet habits. Scooping the box is the cat equivalent to flushing the toilet. Cleaning the box and replacing the litter is like cleaning up urine from the bathroom floor and encrusted poop that's hung on through multplie flushings. Unless you're a foul bachelor(ette) frog, you do these things regularly, right? Well, your cat desires and deserves a clean "bathroom" just as much as you do.

[–]thedeejus 46 points47 points ago

That's just their way of telling you that their litterbox is too small and/or filthy. Imagine how you would react if every time you needed to use the toilet that you were expected to walk around in your own waste in a tiny room so small that you could barely turn around? You'd find some way to protest the facilities too. The solution is to get a big, deep Rubbermaid tote, fill it about 4 inches deep with a low-dust clumping clay litter and cut cut an entrance for the cat about an inch above the litter line. That gives your cat plenty of room to walk around, depth for them to bury their waste, and high walls to contain any litter that's flung about as they dig. Scoop the box a minimum of once per day, and scrub the tub clean and fill it with fresh litter at least once per month. Don't use anything to try to mask the smell -- if it smells bad to you, it smells much worse to your cat given their keener sense of smell -- because if it smells, that's your clue that you need to increase your scooping/cleaning frequency. Also, make sure you have as many litter boxes as you do cats. Many cats prefer having their own box, plus sometimes more aggressive cats will purposely block more timid cats from being able to access a shared box as a way of asserting dominance. Yeah, that might seem like a lot of work, but again, think of your own toilet habits. Scooping the box is the cat equivalent to flushing the toilet. Cleaning the box and replacing the litter is like cleaning up urine from the bathroom floor and encrusted poop that's hung on through multplie flushings. Unless you're a foul bachelor(ette) frog, you do these things regularly, right? Well, your cat desires and deserves a clean "bathroom" just as much as you do. they are an asshole

FTFY

[–]reuvenb 13 points14 points ago

That's just their way of telling you that their litterbox is too small and/or filthy.

Or the litterbox is perfectly clean and the cat is a moron/jackass. It cuts both ways.

[–]Mikey-2-Guns 36 points37 points ago

Don't forget those neurological altering parasites they leave behind for us too!

[–]opie2 1 point2 points ago

Cat ladies of the world, unite! But only when the toxoplasma gondii says so!

[–]Hugs_all_cats25 6 points7 points ago

My cat left a half-dead snake at my door yesterday. Granted it was a baby garter snake that looked like a tiny shoestring...

[–]xbrand2 4 points5 points ago

My dogs do that just fine, but not as often.

[–]akatherder 27 points28 points ago

Are we talking about pets specifically or is there some sort of "cat vs. dog" single elimination playoff competition?

Usefulness is an odd metric to base "pet value" on. I can't think of anything strictly useful my pets have ever done. They are relaxing and enjoyable but I'm not going to get a horse to be useful and replace my transportation needs. Just because you can train a dog to be a seeing eye dog doesn't mean that benefits me to have a dog as a pet compared to a cat.

I pick my pets based on a few things: allergies, cuteness, adorableness, and snugglyness.

[–]piggybankcowboy 5 points6 points ago

Don't take my comment too seriously. I'm not. In fact, I did not expect it to get more than a handful of votes either way.

I do prefer dogs, yeah, but I have no real issue with cats, as long as the person owning them doesn't have, like, ten and let their house smell terrible. Although I've seen some nasty "dog houses" in my day, as well.

Still, you can't train a cat to do much in the way of helping out. Although, I understand they, along with dogs, are beginning to be used medicinally (in the US, at least) to do the whole snugglyness/companionship thing for elderly or disabled patients. Right on.

[–]Gorillaz_Noodle 4 points5 points ago

dogs - home protection / security.

Benefits owner even if it's not exercised

[–]javastripped 80 points81 points ago

Dogs are awesome but cats are useful to society.

They kill mice which cause plague, disease, etc on farms and keep them to a reasonable level.

They provide company to older folks. My mom is older and has a cat that keeps her company and sits on her lap all day.

[–]sevenONEfive 42 points43 points ago

I love dogs - but this is true. Cats have their usefulness as well.

[–]ChinamenChen 19 points20 points ago

My dog catches way more mice than my cat does. My cat is lazy :(

[–]CaptainNoBoat 9 points10 points ago

Cats as pets are useful to humans. Feral cats are very much a problem and an invasive species.

[–]timconradinc 14 points15 points ago

And feral dogs arent?

[–]alllen 6 points7 points ago

many breeds of dogs can't survive on their own. as opposed to cats which generally can.

they are much more of a problem then feral dogs

[–]KevyB 2 points3 points ago

They kill mice which cause plague, disease, etc on farms and keep them to a reasonable level.

Yeah, feral cats, not Maru-cats.

[–]Keiichi81 4 points5 points ago

But cats enrich our lives! What would you do on the internet all day if not for cats?

[–]piggybankcowboy 4 points5 points ago

Get work done.

I shudder at the thought!

[–]bombproof 3 points4 points ago

No one's ever heard of a seeing eye cat...

"Find it yourself hummmannnnn"

[–]Corvus133 1 point2 points ago

In fairness, cats help with farms and junk, just not to a degree a dog helps directly.

[–]bthoman2 1 point2 points ago

My cat kills and eats spiders and other bugs that enter my home before I even notice they are there. My apartment has been remarkably bug and arachnid free since I got her.

If there was a disease ridden rodent she'd also kill that for me as well. She's kind of a badass.

I do love dogs though, they are useful in a different way.

[–]TheSecretMe 2 points3 points ago

The mass murder of cats due to the believe they were evil was a sizeable factor in the rate the plague spread through Europe. Without cats, rats could spread unchecked carrying all those nasty plague infested flees.

Dogs find three year olds. Cat's can keep civilization crippling plagues and infestations in check.

[–]DontReallyLikeCats 9 points10 points ago

Now we've got modern medicine for plagues and the profession of extermination for infestations.

Later, cats.

[–]TheSecretMe 2 points3 points ago

We poison our own food to deal with infestations. Huge improvement.

[–]Gorillaz_Noodle 3 points4 points ago

It may also be cheaper to use cats

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[–]piggybankcowboy 2 points3 points ago

I see what you did there.

[–]VeryMild 3 points4 points ago

Cats keep your home free of most insects/small reptiles/mammals/avians.

Also, "If you want to write, keep cats." -Hemmingway.

Cats can be great muses.

[–]VerlorenesMetallgeld 16 points17 points ago

Hemmingways house smells like cat piss (source: Marc Maron)

[–]todd061069 0 points1 point ago

I could not agree more, cats suck!!! Dogz Rule!!

[–]XaroXhaonDaxos 32 points33 points ago

He's thinking "Let's play again!!"

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

yep, they are trained to have it be a game for them.

[–]chewp911 35 points36 points ago

It still takes a real emotional toll on them if they fail. If a search dog is looking through rubble for people and either cant find them, or only finds dead people they will get depressed and stop eating, become lethargic, etc.

[–]mrducky78 7 points8 points ago

Awww, you made what was going to be a positive end to the night, sad :(

Why? Why do you do this to me?

[–]chewp911 25 points26 points ago

Because dogs are incredible, and a lot of people that don't get to spend time around them dont realize how much of a personality they have. It wasn't meant to be sad, merely show the range of emotion and knowledge they have, but also the immense connection between dogs and humans. We've been together for a really really long time, they know what's up.

[–]mrducky78 12 points13 points ago

Happy again. Reddit brings out the bipolar in me.

[–]GravyMcBiscuits 9 points10 points ago

That bitch needs a cape

[–]vyur 8 points9 points ago

I thought this was a scene from homeward bound at first. Badass, nonetheless.

[–]FAFASGR 8 points9 points ago

Shadow was the biggest badass of them all.

[–]skintigh 10 points11 points ago

Finding children - my favorite thing!

[–]brownsound45 5 points6 points ago

You've got spunk, kid. You've got spunk.

[–]Careless_Con 3 points4 points ago

HOOSAGOOBOY?! YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE!

Man, dogs are awesome.

[–]PlNG 9 points10 points ago

Juuust a bit of derp too.

[–]chlod4chlod 1 point2 points ago

Is it the tongue, it's the tongue isn't it?

[–]FireLordOzai 11 points12 points ago

That dog must feel as proud as a goddamned lion!

I know I would.

[–]JackedIn 4 points5 points ago

I did good

[–]aggemamme 4 points5 points ago

This is Norway, it seems.

[–]Cognoggin 3 points4 points ago

.....and he was delicious!

[–]Stones25 6 points7 points ago

"Come on human, you said one picture then I could pay with THE BALL!"

[–]Osiris32 3 points4 points ago

Oh yes I so do very much want THE BALL!!

[–]ferro94 1 point2 points ago

Fuck yeah dog, go sniff some butts and crotches. You've earned it. Anybody shoos you away you tell them I FOUND A LOST CHILD YOU FUCKER WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?

[–]Chaesonian 4 points5 points ago

Never knew retrievers were used as S&R dogs. Always thought everyone used a bloodhound family dog.

[–]Pete_and_Carl 2 points3 points ago

"theres a new sheriff in town"

[–]wsmithe 2 points3 points ago

That dog has no fucking clue.

Dogs are the best though!

[–]ISwearThisIsOriginal 2 points3 points ago

Well, I'd like to see a fucking cat do that. Good job man's best friend!

[–]Awful_Antagonist 4 points5 points ago

"It was delicious."

[–]ulty_engy 3 points4 points ago

I'm upvoting Tobias in the background sporting jean capris

[–]ChoosyMomsChooseGif 4 points5 points ago

A dog training book I read encouraged me to teach my dog to play hide and seek with me rather than roughhouse or play tug-of-war. So I did, and my black lab absolutely LOVES it. She gets extremely excited and goes crazy with joy when she manages to find us. It's awesome for rainy days, and if for some reason I am ever trapped beneath a collapsed building, my dog is pre-trained to search for me when I whistle! :)

[–]midgent 2 points3 points ago

Ridiculously Photogenic Heroic Dog

[–]Apostolate 16 points17 points ago

Staring off into the distance like a regal bad ass. Too cool for the camera.

[–]Yourhero88 9 points10 points ago

To be fair, he has the same look when he takes a dump, and eats his own vomit.

[–]brickmaj 4 points5 points ago

Which is the same as the "I have no idea what I'm doing" face

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

Those were big dumps.

[–]MadHiggins 2 points3 points ago

seems kind of rude to call this woman a dog, especially right after she found her lost 3 year old pet.

[–]MadHiggins 1 point2 points ago

ah, the old person who points out the old reddit switcharoo.

[–]Hellothereawesome 2 points3 points ago

President Dog Washington.

[–]tombodadin 2 points3 points ago

Good dog!

[–]Incognito87 2 points3 points ago

Having helped trained S&R dogs its cool to hear stories of one finding someone. Thank you for all the hard work you put into this. Oh, and every dog has his day.

[–]Jovian8 2 points3 points ago

This is why dogs will always be better than cats. When's the last time a cat saved anything besides its own ass?

[–]Xinx 0 points1 point ago

From Sweden, Norway or Denmark? says "hundefører" on the back of one of the guys .. translated to english: "dog fürher" ;)

[–]Kodlak 1 point2 points ago

"This is Dog, reporting in, I've found the girl and require backup and treats."

[–]stanfan114 3 points4 points ago

His handler is looking at him like "You're getting laid tonight!"

[–]HotwaxNinjaPanther 3 points4 points ago

She does NOT look 3 years old.

[–]doubting_oven 1 point2 points ago

i guess he retrieved the three year old.

edit: i'm stupid.

[–]Anti-Dote 3 points4 points ago

Where is the face swap for this picture?

[–]concussedYmir 10 points11 points ago

HERE, JUST FOR YOU

First time I've done this. I feel giddy.

[–]ManCaveDaily 2 points3 points ago

Good dog helping kids with cute girl next to him? Maybe that dog's proud because he pulled off the Reddit upvote trifecta.

[–]bearinachinashop 1 point2 points ago

Fucking love dogs.

[–]weallknowitall 1 point2 points ago

I didn't know dogs could feel "pride"...

[–]chieflbm 1 point2 points ago

The dog is all :P , and the searcher is all :)

[–]Sneeko 1 point2 points ago

Proud is an understatement. That dog knows he's the shit.

[–]western_style_hj 1 point2 points ago

How'd the 3-year-old turn out? OK I hope.

[–]hitlerwasright 0 points1 point ago

Isn't there also a bear that does this?

[–]ajbatac 1 point2 points ago

Dogs are awesome.

[–]Monco123 0 points1 point ago

you ruined that kid's chances of becoming a Spartan!

[–]wickedg3 0 points1 point ago

no wonder why i prefer dog over any other pet

[–]philotimon 0 points1 point ago

Somehow, instinctively, I know this is in Canada.

[–]ListenToThatSound 1 point2 points ago

Your move, cats.

[–]the-nub 0 points1 point ago

Dog after being dog because that's what dog was trained to do.

[–]BoilerMaker11 0 points1 point ago

someone needs to make a "fuck yea" version of a dog

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

So they found the kid. I'd already forgotten about this as it happened earlier today, but I'm glad reddit can provide closure.

[–]gauzemajig 0 points1 point ago

That dog is waiting for the nice lady to give it a cigar.

[–]mamahamster -1 points0 points ago

Hope someone gave that doggy a treat! Hell I think he deserves to hump a leg or 2 for saving a life!

[–]Silvertech 0 points1 point ago

He knows EXACTLY what he is doing!! LOL! Way to go, Champ!

[–]mrducky78 1 point2 points ago

Motherfuckers, look at what I did. Look at it. Look. Fuck. Yes. Fuck yes.

Although its more likely:

"I saved your meat bag, where my treat? Where is my treat? Im a good boy"

[–]gmorales87 0 points1 point ago

That dog is gonna get so many bitches.

[–]uguysmakemesick 0 points1 point ago

I hate dogs but that dog's alright with me

[–]GrandmasterSexay 0 points1 point ago

That dog doesn't know anything.

[–]m_e_andrews 0 points1 point ago

Bitch please. All in a days work

[–]Hellisothersheeple 0 points1 point ago

Put a cape on 'em.

[–]M374llic4 -1 points0 points ago

The girl kind of looks like an ugly Charlize Theron.

[–]NinjaKingSupreme 0 points1 point ago

what breed?

[–]hairyassandballs 0 points1 point ago

proud handler is proud also of proud dog being proud

[–]HisGrimDebacle 0 points1 point ago

Dogs rock.

[–]realfinkployd 1 point2 points ago

As a former search and rescue cmdr who has seen his share of "recoveries" (vs "rescue") of small children, this brought a tear to my eye.

[–]Quanf 1 point2 points ago

can a dog feel pride?

[–]xyroclast 0 points1 point ago

That dog needs to watch out for Kevin Spacey

[–]A_DEAF_DUDE 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who had this story come to mind?

[–]spros 0 points1 point ago

Can't wait to see the "Proud police dog after helping to apprehend a negligent parent" post.

[–]jdmCrush 0 points1 point ago

Homeward Bound, anyone?

[–]Kilahbeez 0 points1 point ago

Love the tongue to the side derp look the dog has! :D

[–]twotailedwolf 0 points1 point ago

And he was delicious

[–]Diabetesh 0 points1 point ago

Dog looks very derpy in that picture

[–]comicvinesss 0 points1 point ago

A big salute to him from me.

[–]KronktheKronk 1 point2 points ago

"I brought that bitch a baby.

Bitches love babies."

[–]nbshark 0 points1 point ago

A dead 3 year old, but still.

[–]anhero23 0 points1 point ago

Give that dog a fucking bone! Good boy!

[–]-500- 0 points1 point ago

this is why dogs>cats

[–]Nightwing11 1 point2 points ago

Looks like advice animals will have some new material.

[–]bowchickaphampham 1 point2 points ago

"Hello tiny mailman! My name is Dug, and I am here to rescue...SQUIRREL!!!!!"

[–]Seoul_Doctor 0 points1 point ago

He's like "yeah, bitches"

[–]latecraigy 0 points1 point ago

Damn, I can't even find my car keys most of the time.

[–]PuffBear 1 point2 points ago

You gotta love this!!! He should be proud, it is a huge deal!

[–]Jejoisland -1 points0 points ago

Yay go Germany!!!

[–]tommy2fingers 0 points1 point ago

Is there a man in the background wearing capris??

[–]soparamens 0 points1 point ago

In a more realistic way, it is probably thinking on eating some shit or licking a fine tailed bitch...

[–]Spacedoubt 0 points1 point ago

Wow, he's so noble!

[–]alwaysoverneverunder 0 points1 point ago

With the way he's holding his tongue it just looks to me like he went full derp.

[–]roflateric 0 points1 point ago

I may be wrong, but that doesn't look like a three year old to me.