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[–]YNWAlone 308 points309 points ago

Reddit: "What did you see?"

Me: "I just read a pun .. then read the pun just like the last one"

[–]XaroXhaonDaxos 201 points202 points ago

How much like it? Was it a repost?

[–]TheFAJ 49 points50 points ago

Except nothing actually ever changes

[–]I_Like_To_Play_Cards 30 points31 points ago

It's like fuckin' Waiting for Godot and shit.

[–]dkode80 27 points28 points ago

I dunno. It might have been. Aren't they all reposts?

[–]shanoxilt 8 points9 points ago

[–]unwanted_puppy 0 points1 point ago

Rules: The Paranormal does not necessarily indicate a glitch, and may not be appropriate here. Glitches tend to be physics related, or time related. Not ruling out "seeing" something, but think before you post!

-No Ouija boards, sorry but they aren't a glitch. They're bullshit.

-No Aliens, not a glitch.

-No psychics, unless they called themselves the oracle and gave you cookies...

wat the fuck is this shit?

[–]aManCalledStig 2 points3 points ago

3 Dragons the size of cats and an alliance with a Charlatan do not make you a king.

edit: "Xaro made me sad :<"

[–]XaroXhaonDaxos 25 points26 points ago

The word you're looking for is "Charlatan". Sheraton is a hotel.

[–]triplea20x 14 points15 points ago

I'm gonna upvote that because "alliance with a Sheraton" makes me giggle.

[–]fungshei 0 points1 point ago

Happy Valen tines!

[–]stu212 2 points3 points ago

Dragons and a hotel, I don't think thats covered at check in.

[–]zen-dad 1 point2 points ago

They make you stay in a smoking room though...

[–]CoolStoryBro25 1 point2 points ago

Boooo

[–]Athene_Wins 35 points36 points ago

Watched this movie for the first time in 12 years yesterday. Was so good. All I remembered from the first viewing was slow-mo and guns

[–]nuinbot 14 points15 points ago

The only thing I disliked about this movie is how quiet it is until there is a firefight, like in the lobby of the office building. Finger is always on Volume Down in preparation.

[–]wickedtinkygirl 21 points22 points ago

That scene was how my parents tested their surround sound when they up graded.

[–]BlackGhostPanda 9 points10 points ago

They made a wise choice.

[–]Magzter 0 points1 point ago

This always happens to me in the Community paintball episodes. It's all normal talking then someone fires a paintball gun and my speakers explode.

[–]Killfuck_Soulshitter 1 point2 points ago

You mean... every movie?

[–]flosofl 0 points1 point ago

Calibrate your speakers!

Some systems will auto-calibrate for you. Some low to mid-range systems from Onkyo, Sony, and Dennon come with a little mic. You run a test sequence on the amplifier and place the mic at various points around your room and it will automatically adjust the speaker levels.A lot of times it will come with a threaded hole so you can use a camera mount and a tripod to make sure the height it correct. After I did that, I rarely have a movie where the quiet scenes are muddled and the loud scenes blast my ear-drums.

If your amp doesn't have this function, there are a ton of web sites that will help you understand how to do it on your own. I don't know about Android, but there is an iPhone app to take audio level readings when doing calibration called Audio Tool.

[–]SWEATY_BALLSACK 3 points4 points ago

It's ok mate, only 90'd kids will know this movie

[–]StopsPunThreads 210 points211 points ago

Oh boy. This post will be tough for me.

[–]eyecite 45 points46 points ago

I recommend you disable threads before they can mature by using a pungun

[–]prose-before-hoes 45 points46 points ago

Set phasers to pun

[–]PaperThoughts 3 points4 points ago

Guys...You're going to make OP pun away from us.

:c

[–]Flipperbw 13 points14 points ago

You didn't come here to stop a pun thread, you've already given up on that. You're here to try to understand why you gave up. I thought you'd have figured that out by now.

[–]Nautilis 2 points3 points ago

Why are you here?

[–]Imissyourgirlfriend2 4 points5 points ago

Same reason you are, I love bacon.

[–]FranticDisembowel 71 points72 points ago

Fuck man, that was surprisingly well-made. How long does something like that take, if I may ask?

[–]prannisment[S] 135 points136 points ago

This was 4 to 5 hours work. It was definitely one of my biggest gif projects yet. A lot of that time was spent masking out the characters movements and animating the reddit alien shelves. Other things like the text and the reddit keyboard key were relatively fast.

[–]jmc_automatic 15 points16 points ago

All I know is that you've been consistently putting out quality original gifs lately. It's rare to see new gifs at all, much less to see good ones.

[–]PLOVAPODA 1 point2 points ago

Well thanks for the original content, enjoy your fuckton of karma. ;)

[–]GoPuer 1 point2 points ago

I love making high quality gifs, too! It's so satisfying to see your creation after spending hours going through each frame to make it juuuuust right.

[–]XaroXhaonDaxos 126 points127 points ago

I don't even see the words anymore, I just see memes, gifs, puns...

[–]stirfried 79 points80 points ago

cat, cat, cat, dismembered leg, cat.

[–]McGuirk_For_Prez 24 points25 points ago

cat, cat, cat, upvotes for cakedays, cats.

[–]utopianfiat 11 points12 points ago

/r/circlejerk, no wait that's /r/politics

[–]gregorynice 9 points10 points ago

/r/aww, no wait that’s /r/spacedicks

[–]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points11 points ago

Is it bad if /r/circlejerk and /r/spacedicks are purple, but /r/aww and /r/politics arent?

[–]Tebaxx 8 points9 points ago

[–]NPHisKing 4 points5 points ago

[–]ryanvoyles1 0 points1 point ago

Well then.

[–]endermanhunter88 0 points1 point ago

Do we have the same life?

[–]dkode80 2 points3 points ago

Pun. Pun. Decapitated head. Cute cat pic

[–]kluanelaker 3 points4 points ago

Repost, repost, spelling mistake, cumbox, repost, repost...

[–]sarcasticmrfox 0 points1 point ago

I just see you.

[–]matt01ss 11 points12 points ago

Hey pran, what do you use for your compression. That is a seemingly long gif but you got it down to under 5 megs.

[–]prannisment[S] 24 points25 points ago

Well, the program I use, Jasc Animation Shop, has an "Optimization Wizard" that basically lets you choose from different levels of quality, from 255 colors down to grayscale. I went with 123 color RGB for this gif, and the wizard automatically applies things like dithering.

[–]matt01ss 5 points6 points ago

I've used photoshop's optimization with colors and dithering, just seems you got great compression for the dimensions and file size.

Someone referenced this to me, I tried the imagemagick convert commands the and the gifsicle color correction and it seemed to have done a better job than I could with photoshop. It's a bit easier too since I output my series of images to a folder, than run a batch file to run both the imagemagick and gifsicle commands to get my final gif.

[–]prannisment[S] 5 points6 points ago

Well, now that I think of it, I also have a command selected by default in Animation shop that recycles the parts of a frame that don't change, kind of like an mpeg compression. That might be helping.

[–]Dyan654 0 points1 point ago

Did you by chance see that in bestof? Then it was me.

[–]prannisment[S] 57 points58 points ago

IMGUR Mirror (Beware crappy quality and low framerate)

[–]mach-2 6 points7 points ago

Now go make that scene where Neo says: I know pun fu.

[–]LowSociety 532 points533 points ago

Tank you for this.

[–]jevmorgan 302 points303 points ago

This gif was so long I nearly Dozered off.

[–]Smashure 100 points101 points ago

You are SUCH "a gent" for smithing that pun together for us.

/a stretch, I'm aware

[–]jimmysilverrims 105 points106 points ago

Guys, can we just switch to some other line of puns?

[–]toomanylizards 213 points214 points ago

not like this...

not like this

[–]SilentHorizon 8 points9 points ago

[–]rdbd 39 points40 points ago

Were you listening to me Neo, or were you looking at the lady in the red dress? Look again

[–]kluanelaker 90 points91 points ago

Now look back to me, now back to her, she's on a horse, deja Vu? Back to me, now I'm a kitty.

[–]SvenHudson 25 points26 points ago

The cat screams with the voice of a man.

[–]MotherFuckahJones 16 points17 points ago

I give you a hamburger.

[–]CannibalisticVegan 4 points5 points ago

The children scream for help.

You fall down the stairs.

I give you a hamburger.

you fall down the stairs.

[–]SL8Rfan 9 points10 points ago

I was so hoping for a nigel thornberry here.

[–]smok_e_wan_kenobie 27 points28 points ago

[–]SL8Rfan 2 points3 points ago

i meant the woman in red should....aw never mind. have my upvote!

[–]thecityboy 26 points27 points ago

Would you prefer neologisms?

[–]bitofgrit 21 points22 points ago

Those can be tough to decypher...

[–]gear9242 12 points13 points ago

Bad pun image? Even worse ones in the comments? All we need now is for someone to stop us and the Trinity will be complete.

[–]utopianfiat 9 points10 points ago

It will be Apoc-alyptic.

[–]Baned0n 9 points10 points ago

Is the OP suggesting he doesn't like puns? Oh well. Less for him and morpheus.

[–]Chandrenth 12 points13 points ago

Don't try and force the pun, that's impossible. Instead try and realize the truth, there is no pun.

[–]genius_waitress 3 points4 points ago

Anybody making a bad pun better Wachowski.

[–]feureau 5 points6 points ago

That's a really long stretch...

[–]robtheviking 0 points1 point ago

I'll allow it.

[–]mishugashu 8 points9 points ago

[–]I-hate-pun-threads 86 points87 points ago

Shut the fuck up.

[–]ToastyRaichu 43 points44 points ago

1 year, 341 comment karma. This guy's got some battle scars on him

[–]White_Luigi 1 point2 points ago

To be fair, he's only made about 30 comments.

[–]meow11 25 points26 points ago

[–]Imissyourgirlfriend2 5 points6 points ago

I know origami.

[–]vsal 52 points53 points ago

[–]EpicJ 16 points17 points ago

OP is The One

[–]Chandrenth 3 points4 points ago

I think I just had a case of deja vu, I'm sure I've seen that cat before.

[–]jollyholliday 2 points3 points ago

Don't call it that.

[–]Gobsbackwardscopwalk 2 points3 points ago

Or as we call it, the "OC" disorder.

[–]VulturE 0 points1 point ago

ORANGERED COCK

That is what OC stands for, right?

[–]matt01ss 0 points1 point ago

A re-upload! You be messin with the view count. j/k have fun :)

[–]ijustwantcoffee 13 points14 points ago

I always have wanted to see a spoof of that scene where Trinity gets hit by the guns. Someone tell me it exists. Please.

[–]hippoPOOPicus 12 points13 points ago

[–]ijustwantcoffee 4 points5 points ago

Alas, my desires have been fulfilled. I thank you for this.

[–]prannisment[S] 5 points6 points ago

I actually considered doing that before settling on the pun concept.

[–]Moeri 110 points111 points ago

Honestly, I enjoy a good pun. Some of them are getting really old and worn out, but I fondly remember jewels like "Putting the whores before Descartes" or "In Russia, bomb disarms you".

Ok maybe I spend too much time on this website.

[–]mynamesleslie 18 points19 points ago

"Putting Descartes before the whores" transcends pun threads. It's the greatest play on words that reddit has.

[–]falcon_jab 9 points10 points ago

I like to imagine it's kept at Reddit HQ in a little glass case, stored inside a protective vial. Visitors come and look at it occasionally, to marvel at its intricacies.

[–]skakruk 2 points3 points ago

I hadn't heard of that one, I'm not lying that I still have goosebumps, just because of the sheer majesty of that glorious pun.

I think I'm going to post the comment thread to /r/Frisson

[–]th3virus 37 points38 points ago

[–]LowlifePiano 6 points7 points ago

Thanks for the links! Ah, the memories...

[–]BlackGhostPanda 3 points4 points ago

Those were Glorious.

[–]theorys 1 point2 points ago

The Descartes joke was originally from somewhere else on the Internet.

[–]deaft 10 points11 points ago

it's so good. it was sitting there for so long just waiting to be unleashed.

[–]umop3pi5dn 10 points11 points ago

Wasn't that the highest rated comment of all time or something?

[–]Slinger17 7 points8 points ago

Nope, this one is with 14,000 points

Here's a list of the top 10 comments of all time. I have no clue how accurate that is

EDIT: I just realize that post I linked is 2 years old so it's probably not accurate at all, but it's a good starting point for anyone wanting to find the top comments of all time

[–]fiction8 1 point2 points ago

Can we count link karma in this competition now? I think Obama is winning.

He's at 15000+ as of this moment, and it was like 12000 an hour ago.

[–]eyecite 23 points24 points ago

jewels

don't you mean GEMS?!

[–]dellafrienda 34 points35 points ago

Christ marie, its fucking minerals

[–]baibars 6 points7 points ago

So for every 500,000 puns made on reddit we get 1 good one.

[–]newtothelyte 5 points6 points ago

You win Reddit for the day. Everybody pack it up! There's no point in submitting anything else today!

[–]kr094 6 points7 points ago

I'm upvoting (and losing it lauging) just for the "HITLER PUNS" section

[–]Traintraxx 23 points24 points ago

Am I the only one that feels the comments are becoming more about majority agreement and less about conversation? Or, if it's not funny than downvotes galore....

[–]CoolStoryBro25 17 points18 points ago

Yeah, yeah I think most people agree with that. I'll upvote you.

[–]elbruce 10 points11 points ago

You're absolutely right. Reddit has been becoming too much of a hivemind lately. Upvoted.

[–]pogo123 0 points1 point ago

I've re-read your comment a few times now, and I just can't see the pun anywhere. Downvote for you!

[–]k3nnyd 0 points1 point ago

This is why I love collapsing silly comment threads as soon as I detect a circlejerk or puns.

[–]desull 1 point2 points ago

I feel like if I agree with you, I'm falling for a trap..

[–]Skanh 5 points6 points ago

Neo that's is what I call good gif.

[–]Flipperbw 1 point2 points ago

The One thing wrong with it is that there weren't enough puns.

[–]Polite_Insults 3 points4 points ago

[–]cf0ed2aa-bdf5-4ef6-a 1 point2 points ago

I love you.

[–]MisterxRager 2 points3 points ago

my favorite gif now

[–]Nohomobutimgay 0 points1 point ago

my favorite GIF right neo

is what you meant

[–]MisterxRager -1 points0 points ago

you clever bastard

[–]IAMA_Ghost_Boo 2 points3 points ago

Looks like my RES tag as "Makes Nice Gifs" is not disappointing me.

[–]Azurphax 1 point2 points ago

Yum, a Snoo keycap. Someone better tell /r/keyboards!

[–]lukelear 0 points1 point ago

Holy SHIT this cracked me up. Awesome job. You get my upboat.

[–]RUacronym -1 points0 points ago

DAE play the music from this scene in their heads while watching?

[–]Dharck 0 points1 point ago

This one was a good one.

[–]LSaber 1 point2 points ago

I entered ten puns into a newspaper competition, hoping at least one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

[–]CuriousAbra 1 point2 points ago

God the first Matrix is so good. I don't think I've ever seen another film that matched its level of badassery.

It's still utterly baffling how badly the sequels were handled. The dashing coolness, the sense of infinite possibility....all washed away in a tide of acute logorrhoea.

[–]Travie6492 0 points1 point ago

This was an okay Gif..

UNTIL THE LAST 5 seconds of AWESOME.

[–]NewDrekSilver 0 points1 point ago

I was hoping the nutshell would be ironic...

[–]TheLastBadger 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else think Tank looks like a black McNulty?

[–]andropogon09 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget the Seinfeld quotes.

[–]drkphd 0 points1 point ago

When he said, "What do you need?" I thought he was going to say, "An exit."

At least, that's what I need.

[–]dkode80 0 points1 point ago

Omg. So great an true :D

[–]Leelylily -1 points0 points ago

I did Nazi that coming

[–]athenedarkeyed 0 points1 point ago

how long would it have taken to make this?

[–]smusername 0 points1 point ago

This gif in a nutshell. "Comment threads have a lot of puns"

[–]parisien96 0 points1 point ago

I cunt think of any puns quick enough godammit

[–]CoolStoryBro25 0 points1 point ago

I thought Neo was going to ask for reaction gifs

[–]neokoros 0 points1 point ago

I see one of my comments in there... I feel, like, famous or something. Or something.

[–]Mylesd13 0 points1 point ago

Fuck pun threads.

[–]Vegglimer 0 points1 point ago

God damn, I nearly keeled over at the awesomeness of this gif!

[–]Areat 1 point2 points ago

Everytime I watch this part, I'm all "Oh God, Trinity it's coming ! Please dodge it !"

[–]MizterFinzter 1 point2 points ago

I... like this.

[–]FetusFootFungus 0 points1 point ago

Someone needs to make a gif from The Avengers where all of the superheros are working together to defeat the Chitauri

[–]Bachmed 0 points1 point ago

I know I'm not the only one who thinks puns are completely fucking stupid

[–]Locusthorde300 0 points1 point ago

This is freaking great xD

[–]kingzargon 0 points1 point ago

That was very punny.

[–]SL8Rfan 0 points1 point ago

It's so nice to see something Neo here.

[–]mconeone 1 point2 points ago

I really wish Reddit would split into two "shards". One where the focus is being funny, and the other is serious discussion. They rarely go well together.

[–]scaryuncledevin 1 point2 points ago

[–]VaginalFungus 1 point2 points ago

[–]Cranky_Hippy 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if I am the only one who watched the .gif several times because they noticed that the keyboard looked awfully new for a post apocalyptic world.

[–]chem_101 0 points1 point ago

Fantastic!

[–]Gimli_The_Dwarf 0 points1 point ago

That's not reddit. I saw a girl.

[–]Siethron 0 points1 point ago

You forgot "complaints about reposts"

[–]punruhly 0 points1 point ago

This is absolutely amazing.

[–]Jesse_757 0 points1 point ago

Dont forget rhymes. Bitches love rhymes

[–]ImKrispy 0 points1 point ago

Neo Im not one to make puns but whoever matrix gif is clever.

[–]Muzzles56 1 point2 points ago

"This thread is making me"

I must know the end of this sentence...

[–]prannisment[S] 2 points3 points ago

"-führious."

[–]CarmenTS 0 points1 point ago

JAWSOME

[–]wiithepiiple 0 points1 point ago

Very good job. Doing God's work my good man.

[–]score1two 0 points1 point ago

How did you make up a pun like that? I've never seen anyone make up puns that fast.

[–]SpeakMouthWords -1 points0 points ago

Don't forget the sexism, racism, and homophobia!

[–]sachegrande 0 points1 point ago

I'm still waiting for Mr. Anderson's TPS reports. He hasn't been to work in awhile. Yeaahhh....

[–]throqu 1 point2 points ago

Thanks OP, first laugh of the day from reddit

[–]9fifty1 0 points1 point ago

genius

[–]McRigger 0 points1 point ago

And batman references. Don't forget the batman references.

[–]k3nnyd 0 points1 point ago

Oh, look.. pun comments. Collapse. Next comment.

[–]Frandaman760 0 points1 point ago

This post is the one.

[–]_radical_ 0 points1 point ago

Yep we should be clone /r/askscience moderators

[–]cfrankb 0 points1 point ago

I know, because I reddit online.

[–]stupidcyclist 0 points1 point ago

Matrix=OC?

[–]Bravo9000 0 points1 point ago

10/10 would watch again.

[–]goldbefound 0 points1 point ago

this is only downvoted because we cant except the fact that its true

[–]DGSTEE 0 points1 point ago

This would be a reposter's paradise.

[–]cheemo 0 points1 point ago

What does [OC] mean?

[–]Gback 1 point2 points ago

I know pun fu.

[–]lukeman3000 0 points1 point ago

The best thing about this gif is that it didn't take 30 minutes to load

[–]TheDudeaBides96 0 points1 point ago

"Puns........ every time I close my eyes, it's always the same."

[–]MileHighBarfly 0 points1 point ago

mmmmmmmm, that's some good OC. Flavored with a heaving spoonful of meta.

[–]SeedyOne 0 points1 point ago

It was good enough on its own but the attention to detail with the button/alien army was top tier.

[–]7a50n 0 points1 point ago

Beautiful, sir.

[–]charnman 0 points1 point ago

Yes!! A meme I created influenced something on front page!

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3ovx0g/

(My meme and the comments that it attracted)!

[–]nottalentedduh -1 points0 points ago

This is why I hate Reddit. Useful comments are most of the time down at the bottom page, while stupid, predictable puns are always at the top.

Fuck you people

[–]FatBouy333 0 points1 point ago

Was it just me but I as hoping for an amazing pun thread?

[–]Ruined534 0 points1 point ago

Lol nice. Did you make this, OP?

[–]Chryton 0 points1 point ago

You left out turbo puns...

[–]BabaDuda 0 points1 point ago

"I did Nazi that coming" is a pun?

I did Nazi that coming!!1!!

[–]BoringSurprise 0 points1 point ago

thanks for making me realize i need to filter the word "nutshell" out in RES

[–]Chrismurf1986 0 points1 point ago

"I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer."

[–]crr1694 0 points1 point ago

I fucking LOL'ed to this one.

[–]XanII 0 points1 point ago

Howling laughter! touché.