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[–]betafish37 53 points54 points ago

WILD CARD, BITCHES! YEEEEEEE HAW!

[–]GSD_PR 2 points3 points ago

For the love of the cake.....

[–]Surly_Badger 1 point2 points ago

PARKOUR GOAT IS EXTREEEEEEME!!

[–]nintennuendo 0 points1 point ago

I'd love to feel you up.

[–]MikeTyson14 174 points175 points ago

[–]davidbowlie 56 points57 points ago

I had to end my months long lurkfest to tell you this gif made my day

[–]Maester_Hodor 15 points16 points ago

Last post 5 months ago. Seems legit.

[–]Baconsnake 3 points4 points ago

I definitely like this one better!

[–]-Rocksteady 0 points1 point ago

This is maybe my favorite gif I've ever seen on the Internet. Awesome

[–]Lemonlust 3 points4 points ago

Of course, knock over the black one.

[–]NomNuggetNom 11 points12 points ago

[–]AndyDwyer 0 points1 point ago

Saw OP's gif, thought of this one, didn't check the comments, couldn't remember what it said, google results just kept giving me the original.

TL;DR- you're the best.

[–]omgchrista 0 points1 point ago

Goat parkour. Deal with it.

[–]Lovecraftian 0 points1 point ago

In the thread where this gif first appeared I made a decision. I saved the very gif you just posted and told myself "Lovecraftian, one day there will come a perfect time to post this gif and you will reap such a righteous load of karma that the gods them selves will tremble."

I want you to know that you've ruined that dream for me. I came in here certain I was about to cash that sweet sweet karma check.

[–]deja-vu-comment 54 points55 points ago

Scumbag Buttermilk... .

[–]Chicken_Wing 19 points20 points ago

Buttermilk is a dick...

[–]retep1515 14 points15 points ago

Buttermilk is such an asshole.

[–]EatUsMcFetus 10 points11 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/kbMbo.jpg?1

So, about a week ago i found out Buttermilk lives in the same town as me.

[–]ZapActions-dower 11 points12 points ago

Buttermilk ain't nothing to fuck with.

[–]Sanitary_Lumpkin 2 points3 points ago

Did you tell the sweet lady about Reddit and your username so you two can connect a little better?

[–]EatUsMcFetus 0 points1 point ago

She's my girlfriend...... not the damn goat owner. But if she was the goat owner, well that'd be awesome I'd have to say.

[–]thyyoungclub 0 points1 point ago

You know you're from Maine when the local news flips shit because a viral video of the douchiest goat ever happens to be from the area.

On that note, fucking Buttermilk, you adorable little twit.

[–]NotWithThatAttitude 37 points38 points ago

I do believe you may have wandered into the wrong thread. But if not, I'm fascinated with how the sausage tree could possibly be related to the gif of the jerkbasket of a goat pushing the other kids around.

[–]jessmeister 12 points13 points ago

Definitely belongs in that thread about bananas being called jungle sausages.

[–]jackcatalyst 13 points14 points ago

Whatever, to the top with it.

[–]plutooo 7 points8 points ago

I must say, the comment was much more popular in this one.

[–]plutooo 1 point2 points ago

That fat Pygmy wuss had it comin.

But that one is gonna be a monster someday. Boy goats are incredible at doing what they do.

[–]dabelkeel 10 points11 points ago

[–]GSD_PR 39 points40 points ago

PARKOUR!!!!!

[–]Donaldus 2 points3 points ago

HARDCORE PARKOUR!!!!!

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[–]gringosucio 0 points1 point ago

Owned

[–]Chaotropic 11 points12 points ago

Yo that's some Street Fighter shit.

[–]brianbrianbrian 1 point2 points ago

... and the Guile theme starts playing immediately.

[–]brianbrianbrian 0 points1 point ago

He's practically doing a Flash Kick anyway.

[–]BanzaiTree 11 points12 points ago

I hope I can someday be as happy as that little goat. Know what? I'm gonna start jumping on people right now.

[–]kneeforky 67 points68 points ago

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 33 points34 points ago

[–]Only_A_Username 6 points7 points ago

Why do I drink things when opening links? Why?

[–]iGotChubs4You -3 points-2 points ago

What the fuck? Did you just post a screenshot of a post on your phone? That is retarded.

[–]uk2knerf 7 points8 points ago

I don't even know why I think I can ever come to the comments to post something first.

[–]keeganadavis 1 point2 points ago

just browse /new.

[–]VelocaTurtle 0 points1 point ago

I feel like its a full time job if you want to be the first to post a funny comment. Or just have one of those awesome sit at a computer and do nothing jobs....

[–]jcroucher56 0 points1 point ago

Is this from the video where they release cows into the sun and field after a long period of no sunlight? Or is this cow legitimately a bad ass?

[–]roadhand 2 points3 points ago

Yes. Usually in dairy regions with snow, where the cows are in the barn all winter. We only let a couple at a time out so they don't injure themselves, or us.

[–]trolltamer5 7 points8 points ago

Buttermilk "plays" with her "friends"

[–]ddam 8 points9 points ago

Motherfucking Buttermilk, you aren't even IT. Tom is IT, you dick.

[–]Nerfherder32 2 points3 points ago

Something tells me Buttermilk is channeling is inner Honey Badger

[–]furiousdude 5 points6 points ago

I love how after he knocks over the other goat, he bounces around like Daffy Duck.

"Hoo-hoo hoo-hoo hoo-hoo hoo-hooooooo!"

[–]Teraperf 3 points4 points ago

Another repost, move along.

[–]240mikex 3 points4 points ago

COMBO!

[–]poeticmatter 3 points4 points ago

This is the first front page post I recognized as a repost!

[–]badtimebob 1 point2 points ago

[–]mrspoogemonstar 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of party boy... anyone else?

[–]gator_bites 2 points3 points ago

I don't know if anyone cared how many times this gets reposted

[–]shaunphil 20 points21 points ago

[–]knightofmars 56 points57 points ago

How the fuck would I know its name is buttermilk?

[–]Naberius 6 points7 points ago

Well... what else would it be called?

I mean just look at it!

[–]jcroucher56 2 points3 points ago

It's a dickhead kid. Common sense should tell you that.

[–]psychroclasm 0 points1 point ago

And why the fuck would the goat be the first result for buttermilk?

[–]shaunphil 0 points1 point ago

You win

[–]JackPackaage 6 points7 points ago

You couldn't even wait a month to repost?

[–]billyfalconer 2 points3 points ago

Silly kids.

[–]Mattwinsalot 2 points3 points ago

REPOST!

[–]oowowaee 1 point2 points ago

Oh, that goat!

[–]shaunphil 1 point2 points ago

Asshole goat

[–]emblazedorbe 0 points1 point ago

Duck... GOOSE!!!

[–]BumScruples 1 point2 points ago

Looks like that Captain Falcon move from Super Smash Bros.

[–]Jaspyprancer 0 points1 point ago

No, the second goat would have vaporized.

[–]TreeSmokerTAway 1 point2 points ago

"...YES!"

[–]lordzelo 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing at this. I laugh more the longer I watch it.

[–]TheForceiswithus 0 points1 point ago

Ninja-goat!

[–]redragon4t4 0 points1 point ago

HATE CRIME!

[–]caraficionado24 1 point2 points ago

Baby goats are the most outrageously behaved animal I've ever had the pleasure of laughing at.

[–]aperturo -1 points0 points ago

i could watch this all day

now you can...enjoy!

[–]Zilvreen 0 points1 point ago

Just kiddin' around.

[–]shproinkles 0 points1 point ago

I am listening the overture from "West Side Story"--right now it's on the "America" portion of it--definitely enhances this GIF x 1000.

[–]RonnDuncan -1 points0 points ago

Well then, you are just super stupid then.

[–]lozzerloz 1 point2 points ago

That Racist bastard

[–]melefante 0 points1 point ago

Checkers

[–]tattedspyder 0 points1 point ago

I can't tell what my favorite part is. It's a tie between the landing and the little, spastic, splayed jump he gives afterwards.

[–]MrIslander 0 points1 point ago

Buttermilk, you're kind of a dick.

[–]ColoBB 0 points1 point ago

what a talent...very hilarious

[–]brilisk 0 points1 point ago

PARKOUR!

[–]Bricksquad11 0 points1 point ago

that was definitely captain falcon's up+B. MAGINNIS!

[–]ruthi 0 points1 point ago

FALCON KICK!!!!!!!

[–]SBJhehe 0 points1 point ago

Sure, when animals pick on the black kid, no one yells racial violence.

[–]three_puffs_then_go 0 points1 point ago

I wish this gif was longer

[–]well_thats_that 0 points1 point ago

Hardcore 'Baa'rkour.

[–]dannymannyboy 0 points1 point ago

Old but still good

[–]kluanelaker 0 points1 point ago

Ninja Level: Buttermilk

[–]stryder_J 0 points1 point ago

Im right there with ya!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Karate Kid.

[–]FuTRoN 0 points1 point ago

goat parkour

[–]jam235 0 points1 point ago

[–]Cylus923 0 points1 point ago

FALCON KICK!!!

[–]coffeerobot 0 points1 point ago

Was it just coincidence that I was listening to Yakety Sax, when I clicked that link?...

[–]rambozo8 0 points1 point ago

he wants to open that pit up!

[–]MagicTrees 0 points1 point ago

I just may watch this all day

[–]Vegemite_Enema 1 point2 points ago

The quick brown goat jumps over the lazy goat.

[–]Oppositesattract 0 points1 point ago

That was BAAAdass

[–]JuanToo3 1 point2 points ago

HARDCORE PARKOUR!!!!

[–]jmlipper99 -1 points0 points ago

[–]pspness -1 points0 points ago

[–]TJarnold92 1 point2 points ago

This is the third time I've seen this on the frontpage now, I didn't realize how badly Reddit likes goats.

[–]swordfishy 0 points1 point ago

Hardcore Parkour

[–]gman1213 0 points1 point ago

Hardcore parkour

[–]the_aptly_named 0 points1 point ago

Buttermilk is kind of an asshole.

[–]UnsungGentleman 0 points1 point ago

HARDCORE PARKOUR

[–]F5_supermonkey 0 points1 point ago

somehow that proclamation doesn't surprise me.

[–]UnsungGentleman 0 points1 point ago

[–]spon000 0 points1 point ago

Racist bastard.

[–]pandabear707 0 points1 point ago

Wish I could do that to certain people...

[–]Only_A_Username 0 points1 point ago

Buttermilk is an asshole.

[–]MrFistUrSister 0 points1 point ago

Goat stall to 360, hella clutch

[–]magicman419 0 points1 point ago

Goat parkour at its finest

[–]lFLEA 0 points1 point ago

I just feel bad for that black sheep :(

[–]TheRuski 0 points1 point ago

buttermilk!

[–]I_Am_The_Chosen_One 0 points1 point ago

Little billy goat is being racist.

[–]RavenPixie 0 points1 point ago

Kids are mean.

[–]niamhish 0 points1 point ago

I fucking love goats. Seriously. After cats, they're my favorite animals. Giraffes are third on the list. My dream is to have a house full of cats, goats and giraffes. This house will have very high ceilings of course.

[–]Lefty07 0 points1 point ago

he knocks down more of them in the full .gif

[–]jsimmons1991 0 points1 point ago

This is a superb example of the martial art known as tae kwon goat...

[–]BarbieDragon 0 points1 point ago

"duck... GOOSE MUTHERFCKER HAHAHHAHAHAH"

[–]sandym2000 0 points1 point ago

I love the out of control spin at the end

[–]xNPurpleDT 1 point2 points ago

Repost. The full vid is somewhere...

[–]Epilepep 0 points1 point ago

wtf buttermilk why are you such a dickhead

[–]ninjachick23 0 points1 point ago

Karate kid (pun intended)

[–]mrmateo -1 points0 points ago

the first three have the same url as this one

title comnts points age /r/
Grazing in the grass is a gas! 0coms 0pts 7hrs GifSound
i could watch this all day 148coms 1360pts 12hrs funny
i could watch this all day 12hrs funny
Scumbag little goat 3coms -5pts 29dys gifs
A match made in heaven 1com 1pt 22dys GifSound
Goat Dominance 2coms 26pts 23dys funny
Played Smash 64 against my friends who prefer Brawl. This sums up the experience. 0coms 2pts 26dys gaming
Deal With It 11coms 270pts 29dys gifs
Pargoat 2coms -8pts 29dys funny
I think this fits best! 0coms 11pts 29dys GifSound
DROP IT! 0coms 0pts 29dys GifSound
A&C material suggestion. 1com 34pts 29dys evedreddit
How I felt being the only one drunk at a party 0coms 7pts 29dys funny
Ninja Goats 125coms 1541pts 29dys funny
Buttermilk 'playing' 1com 5pts 29dys funny
Parkour Kid 0coms -5pts 29dys gifs
fuck you. 2coms 5pts 29dys funny
Whenever I correct another Redditor. 0coms 2pts 29dys funny

[–]sail10694 0 points1 point ago

can someone make a gif where the goat looks like hes fighting a bunch of little stick figures like that one cat?

[–]M0b1u5 -1 points0 points ago

Then it is pretty safe to say you are a retarded fool.

I'm always amazed at how redditors love to advertise their utter stupidity to the entire world, while seemingly proud of it.

[–]UglyBabyDoinBootCamp 0 points1 point ago

I luh me some milk o' buttah

[–]doctorbusch 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of the batman games. hes just keepin that combo goin.

[–]dables 0 points1 point ago

PARKOUR!

[–]alz1307 0 points1 point ago

its that dick who moshes at the wrong time..

[–]Nilliak 0 points1 point ago

Spent about ten minutes watching this and adding in my own sound effects...Maturity ftw!

[–]disco-disco 0 points1 point ago

I think i may have seen this on reddit recently, but dude, lambs! take my upvote sir/ma'am

[–]Fonz-ehh 0 points1 point ago

Dats racsist.

[–]Thorhildebrand 0 points1 point ago

God damn buttermilk, Racist bastard...

[–]tylerdelaghetto 0 points1 point ago

Fucking repost douchebag!!!!

[–]spankr 1 point2 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Grazing in the grass is a gas! 0coms 0pts 2hrs GifSound
i could watch this all day 7hrs funny
Scumbag little goat 3coms -5pts 28dys gifs
A match made in heaven 1com 1pt 22dys GifSound
Goat Dominance 2coms 26pts 23dys funny
Played Smash 64 against my friends who prefer Brawl. This sums up the experience. 0coms 2pts 25dys gaming
Deal With It 11coms 270pts 28dys gifs
Pargoat 2coms -8pts 29dys funny
I think this fits best! 0coms 11pts 29dys GifSound
DROP IT! 0coms 0pts 29dys GifSound
A&C material suggestion. 1com 34pts 29dys evedreddit
How I felt being the only one drunk at a party 0coms 7pts 29dys funny
Ninja Goats 125coms 1541pts 29dys funny
Buttermilk 'playing' 1com 5pts 29dys funny
Parkour Kid 0coms -5pts 29dys gifs
fuck you. 2coms 5pts 29dys funny
Whenever I correct another Redditor. 0coms 2pts 29dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]TheNorwegianGuy 0 points1 point ago

Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting! Those goats where fast as lightning!

[–]OsamaNeedsACoffee 1 point2 points ago

I'll show this bitch a backflip. Bitches love backflips.

[–]zXxxxxXxxxXxxxXz -4 points-3 points ago

Seriously, this was on here like, what, two weeks ago?

[–]bw1870 3 points4 points ago

You're so awesome for having seen this before.

[–]zXxxxxXxxxXxxxXz 0 points1 point ago

Well, come on, Reddit is shit lately. Fuck.

[–]divester -1 points0 points ago

Got'cha back, Jack. Bitches be crazy.

[–]EyeGifUp 1 point2 points ago

Parkour parkour!!

[–]OnceIHadACookie 2 points3 points ago

[–]Fawenah 0 points1 point ago

Came looking for that (near)perfect looped .gif, thanks!

[–]delitt 0 points1 point ago

video link?

[–]trekkie_becky 1 point2 points ago

He drank the sea water again didn't he?

[–]pracher13 -3 points-2 points ago

The more you watch, the funnier it gets.

[–]hutchij15 -5 points-4 points ago

my cousin looked at this as she walked by and said this exactly like this http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/349/990/304.gif