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[–]JakeStraker 6 points7 points ago

I cant find things funny anymore if they dont offend people, Needless to say I had a good laugh at this

[–]Shozen05 3 points4 points ago

"I ate ur brakes"

[–]flopmaster0 1 point2 points ago

In the real commercial she was reading the text that read "Yeah". How fucking long does it take to read "Yeah"? She deserved to die. Natural Selection should have gotten her long before.

[–]AdjutantStormy 2 points3 points ago

Not only that, but she managed to FUCKING FLIP the car in the time it took to read.

[–]SeaBiscuit1337 1 point2 points ago

Wow. I said the same thing in a different thread and got 60+ downvotes. I hate people.

[–]jzand219 0 points1 point ago

"I ate all of the bacon in the house."

Then she killed herself.

[–]alaskan-assassin 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this 40 times in the past week on reddit alone.

[–]Notloc24 1 point2 points ago

eat my downvote, repost

[–]emmamarie13 0 points1 point ago

The fact that you laughed at all is sad...

[–]EasilyOffendedRapper 1 point2 points ago

There's nothing funny about people who text and drive

Her sister died in that crash, she didn't survive

But you don't care about that, because you're still alive

Making jokes about dead people; is that what makes you thrive?

I say fuck this bullshit, I've got better things to do

Like upvoting that post about this silly kangaroo

[–]deja-vu-comment 1 point2 points ago

No...no you didn't. You sat there and stared aimlessly at the computer in a bordering comatose state like the rest of us. .

[–]Tman3500 1 point2 points ago

God damnit. How about someone repost this one more time them maybe someone will get a laugh out of it

[–]Lothens -4 points-3 points ago

Then maybe, if you enjoyed this image, you should have saved the ORIGINAL posting of it, and laughed at it repeatedly...instead of reposting this shit. Enjoy your downvote.

[–]trish80s_4_life 1 point2 points ago

Dam someone's on the rag!!

[–]YouCantBeSeirous[S] 0 points1 point ago

I actually enjoyed my 280 upvotes much more.