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Too soon, man. Too soon.

If you're posting or commenting with blood, tits or better, tag that shit [nsfw] or risk getting a dirty look.

That's basically the only rule. If you don't get something or you don't feel something is toosoon then downvote it. "This isn't toosoon" isn't helpful - maybe try finding or creating something you feel is toosoon and posting that! If you're not sure whether or not a link you're about to post is too soon, then just post it in /r/Imgoingtohellforthis.


TooSoon deadpool:

  • Christopher Lee
  • Bobby Brown
  • Abe Vigoda
  • Rupert Murdoch
  • Kim Jong-Un
  • Lindsay Lohan
  • Keith Richards
  • Charlie Sheen
  • Fidel Castro
  • Cher
  • Paula Deen
  • Olivia de Havilland
  • George H. W. Bush
  • Pope Benedict XVI
  • Queen Elizabeth II
  • Stephen Hawking
  • Kirk Douglas
  • Bob Barker
  • James Holmes
  • Macaulay Culkin

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[–]ImUsingDaForce 42 points43 points ago

[–]JesseJaymz 6 points7 points ago

Yeah this is actually how the rest of the country feels. It's a cat. 1 hurricane. It's gonna knock over a few stop signs and that's it. By the time it hits land it isn't gonna do shit. Unless it comes with a LOT of rain I couldn't care less.

[–]powershirt 10 points11 points ago

This is great, I love shitting in the dark. Yay hurricanes

[–]eviltwinkie 29 points30 points ago

Wish New Orleans would just go under water permanently already. YOU LIVE UNDER THE SEA LEVEL, STFU AND GTFO YOU IDIOTS.

[–]lefthandedspatula 13 points14 points ago

I wonder who the first people were who decided to settle there. After the first or second major storm, wouldn't you realize that it's a shitty place to start a society?

[–]eviltwinkie 9 points10 points ago

No kidding right?

"Hey this is a good idea...we flood anytime the clouds sneeze...how about we fight nature and do exactly the opposite of what makes sense?!?!?"

[–]Kilmir 2 points3 points ago

At least you can build dams against the water (New Orleans now has Dutch build defences if I remember correctly, should be fine with Isaac).
I'm way more puzzled by people who live near a volcano or in an Earthquake prone area. I mean, that shit will really fuck you up.

[–]eviltwinkie 5 points6 points ago

Damns decay...nothing man-made has lasted forever...if you want to fight nature, you will always lose.

[–]CurlyNippleHairs 3 points4 points ago

My nature said I should fuck your mother, but I resisted.

[–]iBetaTestedUrGF 3 points4 points ago

I didn't...

[–]eviltwinkie 1 point2 points ago

My nature said, you are a stupid mother fucker...and I was right.

[–]chubowu -1 points0 points ago

"You're"

-EDIT-

Use "EDIT" when you change a word instead of replying to me with "You Are"

[–]eviltwinkie -2 points-1 points ago

"you are"

[–]chubowu -1 points0 points ago

Funny how you changed it from "Your" to "You Are" to make me look like an idiot

[–]eviltwinkie 1 point2 points ago

It's because "you are". Also had you not been so quick to try and be such a nazi, you would have noticed it was edited not more than a couple of seconds before your reply.

Stop being such a douche and find something better to waste your time on than trying to point out stupid errors so quickly.

You idiot.

[–]chubowu -2 points-1 points ago

The only reason i pointed it out was because you called those two people idiots and then "accident a word".

[–]CurlyNippleHairs -1 points0 points ago

Ohohoho I see what you did there, good one

[–]iBetaTestedUrGF 0 points1 point ago

Well as long as people live there you can fix them up. If nobody is there it doesn't really matter if they decay.

[–]eviltwinkie 0 points1 point ago

Still seems like a waste of time.

[–]Flarehl 1 point2 points ago

Well. Cant exactly just walk out of japan anytime you want. Though it does make sense. Fucking earthquakes. They are fun though. Experienced my first a few years back, felt nice. Except when people start dying and shit.

[–]cummintoniterocks 1 point2 points ago

AS A GEOLOGIST I HAVE NO FREAKING CLUE WHY

[–]blizzardice -4 points-3 points ago

Sure just have all of those people up and move to your town. Screw the fact that they work to make sure you have gas, salt, international foods, and seafood. You are a genius.

[–]eviltwinkie 1 point2 points ago

You are a dumbass...LOTS of the other parts of the state work just fine, and FYI that's where the REAL work is being done. New Orleans is a shithole. I have to go down there and into the gulf a lot. In fact I had to reschedule a trip due to the weather. New Orleans itself sucks and needs to be under water.

[–]Akzuke 0 points1 point ago

Perfect

[–]mpcuniverse 0 points1 point ago

GGI gives Wolf Blitzer another chance to change the statement "these people are soo poor, so black..."

[–]kneaux 0 points1 point ago

How I felt living in Louisiana as the eye went over my apartment. Never lost power.

[–]Aeark -4 points-3 points ago

The rest of the country is a dick.

[–]blizzardice 1 point2 points ago

I think the rest of the country would freak out during a cat 1 hurricane. I laugh at them.

[–]Down_With_The_Crown 0 points1 point ago

Instead they get Tornadoes and Snow, also unfavorable things to live through

[–]o0jrock0o -2 points-1 points ago

I live in Southern Louisiana and the eye of the hurricane will most like pass pretty close to me. That picture pretty much describes how we feel down here. Category 1? No problem.

[–]blizzardice 0 points1 point ago

Stalled on us in houma.

[–]RaiseYourGlass -1 points0 points ago

FYI it's MJ's birthday today :)

[–]SirAuron 0 points1 point ago

Using a Michael Jackson GIF...too soon.

[–]samplebitch -3 points-2 points ago

Really? I think the rest of the country doesn't even know about it. I live in Florida and got grazed, it was a weak-ass storm. Call me when we get a Category 4 or 5. That's when shit gets crazy.

[–]whoadave 0 points1 point ago

This is true. I live in California, and the only reason I know about it is this and another post from /r/toosoon.

[–]blizzardice -1 points0 points ago

It isn't bad at all. It stalled over us for a couple of hours. Ive never evacuated for a hurricane and probably never will. I actually love the weather and welcome it.

[–]imsacred 0 points1 point ago

I live in Florida as well. Streets were flooded. Friends of mine and I went canoeing in the streets (canoeing IN the streets they were so badly flooded). ~ $11 million worth of damage. It wasn't a bad storm, but the flooding did some serious shit.

[–]eskaton -3 points-2 points ago

if you don't want to deal with hurricanes, don't like in hurricane territory.

hurricanes are god's way of punishing the south.