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[–]miss_lulu 393 points394 points ago

I just sat up straight in my seat.

[–]McHensley 725 points726 points ago

she didn't

[–]InsertDiscSeven 128 points129 points ago

[–]Grimstar3 47 points48 points ago

Rapidly clicking his face on that link is fun. It's like a choir of HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]legalizemarinara 18 points19 points ago

Now hit tab and hold spacebar

[–]deathbysupercool 23 points24 points ago

You take that back.

[–]TacticalHermit 130 points131 points ago

Instantly reminded me of that deformed human who betrayed Leonidas in 300.

[–]ElongatedVagina 21 points22 points ago

I think you are referring to Ephialtes, however, he did not have such a messed up back in real life.

[–]AnotherClosetAtheist 172 points173 points ago

yeah-huh he did. my dad is friends with him and he comes by to visit. also, my dad works at nintendo, but he's not allowed to talk about it.

[–]eamantite 22 points23 points ago

One of the more plausible things I've heard.

[–]hmasing 5 points6 points ago

He checks out. Sounds legit.

[–]octopornopus 18 points19 points ago

You really think Frank Miller would do that? Just go into a graphic novel and create lies?

[–]theodrixx 12 points13 points ago

you don't say

[–]MisterMisfit 2 points3 points ago

Your username intrigues me.

[–]frank_rabbit 2 points3 points ago

Posture! :D

[–]deja-vu-comment 1553 points1554 points ago

I like how they blocked out the eyes like if you saw her on the street they'd be the first thing you'd recognize about her. .

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 506 points507 points ago

Maybe the eyes were too horrific to show.

Edit: I like the hidden link in your comment.

[–]SupermanV2 266 points267 points ago

Jesus Christ I thought you were fucking with us. That little sucker wasn't easy to find.

[–]qqumber 38 points39 points ago

Was harder after it went purple.

[–]ellipses1 116 points117 points ago

That's what she said

[–]uhmerikin 3 points4 points ago

[–]Thrice_Eye 23 points24 points ago

[–]Sing_Me_To_Sleep 30 points31 points ago

[–]Thrice_Eye 3 points4 points ago

What Reddit app do you use?

[–]Sing_Me_To_Sleep 36 points37 points ago

Alien Blue :)

[–]PopRockRoll 1 point2 points ago

What app is that?

[–]redditor9000 37 points38 points ago

Even with a retina display that sucker is still hard to see! http://imgur.com/WvjiN

[–]chizzer 68 points69 points ago

I know - I have two retinas and it took me a while.

[–]Boozebeard 11 points12 points ago

how would a retina display make it easier? The pixels are smaller, it would make it harder.

[–]NotaMethAddict 45 points46 points ago

For all of you lazy people out there.

Although, I'm sure I'm taking out all of the fun of finding the link.

[–]devilinblue22 40 points41 points ago

Ehh alien blue already showed me.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 131 points132 points ago

Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.

[–]thefran 164 points165 points ago

WAY TO RUIN DIE HARD ASSHOLE

[–]SupermanV2 53 points54 points ago

YOU PEOPLE RUIN EVERYTHING!

[–]wolfvision 14 points15 points ago

So he copied the top comment of the post from 5 months ago but secretly told us whilst doing it?

[–]SupermanV2 7 points8 points ago

Yeah, I more or less figured out that's what his account does with every comment the first time I saw his username.

A few weeks back there was a bot called CtrlC_plus_CtrlV that did the same thing.

[–]kidmerkury 5 points6 points ago

what do you mean, 'you people'?

[–]SupermanV2 2 points3 points ago

Blacks like TheAtomicPlayboy and NAMA, obviously.

Two of the whitest people I know.

[–]matty_a 8 points9 points ago

Oh, is that what A Good Day to Die Hard is about?

[–]Kentravyon 12 points13 points ago

That is some voodoo linking bullshit right there.

[–]Jagjamin 4 points5 points ago

For people not finding it, click source, view url.

[–]6times9is42 9 points10 points ago

Oh hi TIR.

[–]rryyyaannn 17 points18 points ago

and impossible to click on an iPad

[–]MindlessDreamer 121 points122 points ago

SOMEONE ISN'T USING ALIEN BLUE. Download it now, bitch.

[–]Perelandra1 44 points45 points ago

Hear Hear! You'll never be bored while pooping again

edit: words

[–]ExplosionsInThePi 48 points49 points ago

I am actually pooping while reading Alien Blue, while reading your comment.

[–]Nithel 11 points12 points ago

I'm actually pooping while using alien blue to read your comment about po... Oh what's the point.

[–]i_am_a_satellite 14 points15 points ago

shitception

[–]hustlecat 0 points1 point ago

... I'm also awkwardly pooping whilst reading your comment on Alien Blue. I feel like this is a pooping party.

[–]eloisekelly 5 points6 points ago

I just zoomed in.

[–]TuesHard 6 points7 points ago

Relevant name.

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[–]DominionGalactica 229 points230 points ago

My guess is severe scoliosis. Like this poor lad

edit-It is not scoliosis, it's kyphosis.

[–]Mansy 459 points460 points ago

My guess is actually severe kyphosis, or hyperaccentuation of the curvature of your thoracic vertebrae. Scoliosis tends to represent a deviation of the spine from the midline. Though, I could very well be mistaken.

[–]Slowtwitch 88 points89 points ago

[–]Sad_King_Billy 346 points347 points ago

Finally, someone with a worthwhile comment. I had to trudge through 9 threads of crappy reddit would-be comedians just to get a solid idea what this condition was.

[–]ametron 54 points55 points ago

It's r/wtf not askscience.

[–]lordofthefart 22 points23 points ago

That's no excuse for the comments to be shit.

[–]wolfvision 28 points29 points ago

House M.D. browses reddit, apparently

[–]Sam-is-a-jerk 16 points17 points ago

House would loathe this place.

[–]opaeoinadi 3 points4 points ago

It's true. It contains very little porn, all things considered.

[–]jgrizwald 33 points34 points ago

Came in here to say this. Taking an exam later this morning on it!

[–]INeedAShower 33 points34 points ago

Good luck in your exam :)

[–]titykaka 37 points38 points ago

I dont think them being on reddit the morning of their exam is a good sign : /

[–]italia06823834 13 points14 points ago

Just means he/she knows all the stuff and can slack off.

[–]FlippenPigs 2 points3 points ago

or they have just accepted the inevitability of their own demise.

[–]rude_not_ginger 8 points9 points ago

I always go on reddit first. Helps me cool down and keeps away the test anxiety!

[–]rreyv 1 point2 points ago

Until you realize you missed the exam cause .... oooh look! cats!

[–]Eldeeff 18 points19 points ago

:(

[–]Phishfins 6 points7 points ago

I am sad now

[–]SushiPie 2 points3 points ago

I'll never complain about my scoliosis again.

[–]mswench 2 points3 points ago

D: oh no! I have scoliosis... so glad it's not visible at all. I didn't even know it could get this bad!

[–]oh_the_humidity 2 points3 points ago

Wow, I remember freaking out a little bit because my back was slightly higher on one side in my middle school scoliosis tests....

[–]orthopod 2 points3 points ago

More likely Potts disease, or a tuberculosis infection of the spine, caused the vertebrae to fracture, which caused this extreme kyphosis (bending) of the spine. Scoliosis almost always has a rotatory component to it, which she lacks.

Looks like her rib cage settled on her pelvis.

[–]moderndayvigilante 4 points5 points ago

omg it's a dragon

[–]Jack0Napier 9 points10 points ago

Congratulations on the successful use of the word 'crevasse', have an upvote!

Also, I would like to know how this happens, too!

[–]agentneuron 347 points348 points ago

baby got back!

[–]SupermanV2 258 points259 points ago

I like big backs and I cannot lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an creepy-giant waist

And a back in a weird shape you get sprung

[–]Ponch316 111 points112 points ago

r/goneWHYYYld

[–]Broken_glasses 26 points27 points ago

You sir just got your first class ticket to hell. And half of reddit will follow you.

[–]SupermanV2 26 points27 points ago

Don't worry, I booked my ticket years ago.

[–]FourteenOEight 22 points23 points ago

Was it for murdering SupermanV1?

[–]SupermanV2 17 points18 points ago

Yes.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 67 points68 points ago

I think her back got sprung

[–]TheTwist 72 points73 points ago

This is just a woman with a birth defect, this is just a Reddit post and everything is fine.

[–]Sm314 2 points3 points ago

If i could give this more than one upvote i would

[–]unicornon 3 points4 points ago

Special Containment Procedures: None, no way is this bitch going outside like that. Can she even walk? Fuck.

[–]WorkerBeeNumber3 21 points22 points ago

"The hip bones connected to the"...um, oh no...wrong song ಠ_ಠ

[–]SHITKEEPSFALLING 22 points23 points ago

I feel terrible for this poor lady!

[–]curiousgf 193 points194 points ago

Curse you Boneitus!

[–]ShetlandJames 84 points85 points ago

Her only regret is that she has boneitis.

[–]Infinity02 13 points14 points ago

As scoliosis, I can confirm this.

[–]mchester9 2 points3 points ago

Kyphosis

[–]s4m1337 153 points154 points ago

[–]Reoh 8 points9 points ago

I got your back.

Forget.

[–]Exodor 21 points22 points ago

That is one of the funniest goddamn things I have ever seen.

[–]KarmaKanadian 7 points8 points ago

Seconded. That chair is going on my Christmas list.

[–]1stEon 65 points66 points ago

I- I must draw you...

[–]LaszloK 389 points390 points ago

draw me like one of your french croissants

[–]chizzer 9 points10 points ago

[–]Ceejae 42 points43 points ago

That's redundancy. Everything French is a croissant.

[–]vanillyl 6 points7 points ago

I thought everything French was a baguette?

[–]Capatown 17 points18 points ago

draw me like one of your french snails

[–]0x6D653E2A 3 points4 points ago

Oh, shit. slow clap Straight to hell with you, good sir.

Edit: Corrected stupid "smart phone" typing.

[–]MajorStainz 1 point2 points ago

where is shittywatercolor at

[–]CrispyPudding 141 points142 points ago

thank you, op, for pointing out that that is not normal. without your guidence i would have been disappointed if i ever saw a naked girl and she would not look like this. i guess the internet really gives one an unrealistic image of women.

[–]captainregularr 21 points22 points ago

Guy's an expert.

[–]Kraftik 273 points274 points ago

[–]MrFruitbaskets 67 points68 points ago

report to /r/ImGoingToHellForThis right now. ._.

[–]Kraftik 37 points38 points ago

On my way now sir.

[–]wolfvision 11 points12 points ago

That's the final form I'm willing to see

[–]CauseItsTrue 63 points64 points ago

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points ago

That's a big gif

[–]leshake 14 points15 points ago

Somethings fucky here.

[–]fathom26 1 point2 points ago

That was the funniest blink I've ever seen

[–]ShetlandJames 2 points3 points ago

Trailer Park Boys, FYI.

[–]theMystk 38 points39 points ago

close but not quite

http://i.imgur.com/8QiNB.jpg

[–]mbouchard 6 points7 points ago

Could it be Ankylosing Spondylitis, which can lead to the fusing of the spine?

[–]Rprzes 2 points3 points ago

Going to put a, "no" on this one. AS Is fusing, not such a severe warp to the structure. As was already posted, going with http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0002220/ Sorry, on mobile, can't get the link to shorten. (kyphosis)

[–]Teleo 6 points7 points ago

They really think covering her eyes is gonna make her unrecognizable?

[–]kingkobalt 20 points21 points ago

It's shit like this that really humbles you and makes you realise, "Holy fuck I have an amazing life".

[–]JBurrows_ 13 points14 points ago

[–]frenzyboard 18 points19 points ago

lol. She's got nipple LEDs.

[–]imnotangryimsad 5 points6 points ago

would this be the most severe case of kyphosis?

[–]cheery_martinis 2 points3 points ago

I have the weirdest b.......no, that just won't happen.

[–]Creativation 5 points6 points ago

Looks to be a very severe case of kyphosis.

[–]jcrna 6 points7 points ago

I took care of a patient with severe kyphosis like this once. It was so extreme one lung was in his upper arm area and his heart was in his neck. This made room for his bowels which were in his thoracic cavity. It was like he didn't have a abdomen, Xyphoid process just above the pelvis.His custom wheelchair back looked like a triangle.

He was in his thirties.

[–]suite307 21 points22 points ago

Falcon Punch victim

[–]SlimPikinZ 5 points6 points ago

Poor soul, on appearance one could assume her quality of life was a horror...And after reading several comments it suggests to me that most people likely made her life even less bearable.

[–]Slowtwitch 4 points5 points ago

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

I recommend the song My Humps by The Black Eyed Peas while looking through the comments. It will enhance the experience 100%.

[–]dhicks3 4 points5 points ago

Scoli-- OH SHIT!

[–]TrustmeIknowaguy 3 points4 points ago

Yes, censor her eyes. There is no way anyone could identify her without seeing her eyes.

[–]khosikulu 19 points20 points ago

i rate her

ʢ / 10

would not bang

[–]RDandersen 81 points82 points ago

She's probably cool with that; she doesn't look straight.

[–]wolfvision 9 points10 points ago

BA DUM tssshhh

[–]RiskyBrothers 8 points9 points ago

So...she sleeps on her side?

[–]vincentrevelations 13 points14 points ago

She sleeps on her back and rocks herself to sleep.

[–]harryballsagna 5 points6 points ago

That's just how she rolls.

[–]Dr2Brains 33 points34 points ago

I cannot imagine the suffering this person went through. I would have killed myself. She must have been an amazing person.

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points ago

I hate this mentality. That just because someone suffers or has an extremely unfortunate condition that they instantly must be a great person. Why would they be a great person? Because they have such a shitty life that their personality is the only thing they have going for them? There are TONS of people who have unspeakable conditions, but they are also complete assholes. Dwarfism , Club Foot, and Stork bite among other conditions plagues Eric The Midget Yet he is a major asshole.

[–]Eklitias 3 points4 points ago

Well, actually, the person you are answering to said "an amazing person" not "an amazingly good person". Being amazing and being an asshole are not opposites. Look at Rodger in the "American Dad", for example :)

[–]triq616 2 points3 points ago

They had to live much harder lives than most people, in that sense they are great people for being able to bear the shit life throws at them. Even if they're assholes they're still respectable people to me, heck most people would probably be assholes if life fucked them that much.

[–]douchebag_investor 23 points24 points ago

Or maybe she was a cunt who enjoyed scaring small children?

[–]SlyFox28 3 points4 points ago

Scaring children makes you a cunt?

[–]lordofthefart 3 points4 points ago

So brave

[–]raulprando 3 points4 points ago

I can't imagine the position of her organs...

[–]MonsieurBean 4 points5 points ago

Yep, blur the eyes, nobody will recognize her

[–]mynewleaf 2 points3 points ago

Kyphoscoliosis... It is a combination of kyphosis and scoliosis. Just a guess.

[–]jewboselecta 1 point2 points ago

If she lay down she would look like a snail

[–]axisofelvis 2 points3 points ago

This is what happens when you spend too much time on Reddit. True story.

[–]booonzy 2 points3 points ago

Can't imagine blurring their face is going to keep them all that anonymous

[–]Ferg8 8 points9 points ago

I think she did a pretty good job in the movie "300".

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

Your title is disturbingly callous. Have some fucking compassion and imagine what life would be like in her place.

[–]stingray85 18 points19 points ago

Truly a comment worthy of r/wtf

[–]Headwallrepeat 29 points30 points ago

While I agree with you, this is in WTF. On Reddit.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

I came here for the lulz.

[–]m1nd64m3 5 points6 points ago

Reminds me of something from aeon flux

[–]El_Sonador 4 points5 points ago

Quasimodo just came so hard

[–]jeswealotu 5 points6 points ago

And I thought I had problems..

[–]jesseaverage 5 points6 points ago

Now I've gotta change the way i'm sitting to hide my boner. Thanks for the warning.

[–]zitfarmer 0 points1 point ago

Polio? I love chicken tacos!

[–]Tzakoh 1 point2 points ago

Oh damn I thought it was.

[–]herpty_derpty 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a real life Scary Stories to Tell In the Dark cover.

[–]GanasbinTagap 0 points1 point ago

Scoliosis. My sister has it, though is only the 'c' form, which isn't as severe as the 's' form.

[–]sidulescu 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, cause censoring her eyes will make her unrecognizable if you see her on the street

[–]Woodkid 2 points3 points ago

Fookin prawns.

[–]FoxyGrampa 1 point2 points ago

would still bang

[–]i_love_younicorns 2 points3 points ago

I wonder if she's seen a doctor about this. Looks like there might be something wrong with her back.

[–]raping_horsefucker66 0 points1 point ago

Not my proudest boner.

[–]Adamskinater 0 points1 point ago

I found this difficult to masturbate to

[–]nanr93 2 points3 points ago

Whoosh!! There go my problems, right back into perspective.

[–]diphiminaids 0 points1 point ago

2/10 would not bang.

[–]Jackpot807 0 points1 point ago

I think she's backwards.

[–]StabbyStix 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Alien.

[–]Austin_Rogers 0 points1 point ago

Chuck Norris punched her in the stomach

[–]RetroSawce 1 point2 points ago

I've seen one of those before! I fucking killed a ton of them in deadspace...

[–]dgasz 4 points5 points ago

The irony of the blurred bar.

[–]jasmineca 0 points1 point ago

Is it wrong that I look at her and all I can think of is Armored Core?

[–]saysomethingdumb 4 points5 points ago

All I see is a Krogan.

[–]JBurrows_ 4 points5 points ago

I thought she looked like a discombobulated banshee.

[–]ne99ne 4 points5 points ago

It looks like the Evil Wife from Pink Floyd's "The Wall".

[–]liverpoop 0 points1 point ago

No fucking shit.

[–]Gordo774 2 points3 points ago

I think we finally found the happy mask salesman's mother.

[–]nepidae 2 points3 points ago

This is why you should practice good posture when you are young.

[–]stalk_of_fennel 2 points3 points ago

I would guess this has nothing to do with posture.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

The Hamann-Todd pathology collection at the Cleveland Museum of Natural History is filled with skeletal remains of people with this kind of condition and even worse. Really the stuff of nightmares when you think that these were once the skeletons of people who were still alive.

[–]Chemoot 3 points4 points ago

Am I the only person amazed that despite her deformities, she is still able to stand completely upright and straighten her neck. Crazy!

[–]B0ldly_Going_N0where 4 points5 points ago

Chill, gentlemen. This is clearly just some Dead Space 3 concept art.

[–]baked_brotato 3 points4 points ago

This isn't even my final form!

[–]Charleybucket 4 points5 points ago

How is she standing up straight?!

[–]CircleSteveMartin 17 points18 points ago

I wouldn't call that straight.

[–]goldenrod 1 point2 points ago

wow it looks alien almost.

[–]buttonnz 2 points3 points ago

That's what you get from sitting at the computer for too long.

[–]youknowmenot 3 points4 points ago

This is my worst nightmare. That body looks like a prison.

[–]skoonka 2 points3 points ago

Good thing they blurred out her eyes... otherwise someone might recognize her.

[–]LazerSquid 4 points5 points ago

We're evolving.

[–]bisqueet -1 points0 points ago

O jeez good thing her eyes were blocked out, i thought i recognized her.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Insanity wolf would hit it.