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[–]SupermanV2 21 points22 points ago

Like that dick that took /u/Superman and never used it.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 17 points18 points ago

He was too busy saving the world.

[–]SupermanV2 10 points11 points ago

[–]Brettersson 5 points6 points ago

what a dick

[–]mintpepper 2 points3 points ago

Somebody other than me has the e-mail address that would be my first initial and last name @gmail.com despite me being a pretty early adopter.

So I have my first initial, second initial, lastname @gmail.com and my first and second initials are the same.

For at least 10 years now I've been quietly cursing that damn person under my breath every time I have to type or write my e-mail address - HELL! they probably don't even use it!!

Recently someone ended up typing in that guy's e-mail address when attempting to write to me about a paycheck I was missing. He forwarded it on to me and we ended up talking. Turns out he's really nice.

Not only that, my first initial is "J" and his first name is actually "Jay".

;_; he can have it, I don't need it...

[–]Speedophile2000 2 points3 points ago

So first world, it hurts!

[–]mintpepper 0 points1 point ago

Pretty much!

[–]KommanderKitten 4 points5 points ago

/u/Daniel, your death shall be my victory

Edit: That doesn't make a lot sense, since I'm using my other name

[–]xEphixia[S] 3 points4 points ago

correct.

[–]Daniel022 11 points12 points ago

Now he shall die!

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 5 points6 points ago

Paging AndrewSmith1986

[–]NotaMethAddict 1 point2 points ago

But... his account is older than /u/AndrewSmith

He could have been the one. The original.

[–]andrewsmith1986 22 points23 points ago

I have both accounts.

[–]zarawesome 1 point2 points ago

THE PLOT THICKENS

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[–]Nintendew 0 points1 point ago

Judge Dredd style!

[–]empireofnyy 0 points1 point ago

Mike's mouth is fucked up.

[–]TheChrisJohnson 0 points1 point ago

There may be many Chris Johnson's out there, but fear not, for I am THE Chris Johnson.

[–]LuckyBdx4Bans[M] -3 points-2 points ago

Reosted webcomic - removed