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[–]LurkerLover 8 points9 points ago

Yet another euphemism for masturbation.

[–]MuxBoy 0 points1 point ago

mmm hmm them Microspheres make it smooth like buttaa

[–]Mattyice318 11 points12 points ago

I thought this looked familiar. You didn't even change the title, OP. Shame.

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/sy7mv/kept_misreading_it/

[–]jefferino 2 points3 points ago

Ah, this old chestnut.

[–]RichLather 2 points3 points ago

It puts the lotion on its skin... because nobody else will.

[–]nic_Z 2 points3 points ago

I re-read over and over forever alone even after I knew what it said....

[–]deja-vu-comment 1 point2 points ago

Totally Reddit wrong. .

[–]Mattyice318 1 point2 points ago

Soap brave.

[–]justinbeefer 1 point2 points ago

I didn't read it correctly until the 3rd time... I swears. Haha you and I must really be lonely...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Curse you internet.

[–]sidja 0 points1 point ago

If only hand lotion was named this way

[–]amic403 0 points1 point ago

If 4chan ran a bath and beauty shop this would be one of those impulse items at the checkout.

[–]I_wouldnt_eat_that 0 points1 point ago

"What the hell is Mycoplasma of Jojoba?" :\

[–]ScaredOfTheMan 0 points1 point ago

It's simple, you scrub it all over and a girlfriend magically appears.

[–]lmiah -1 points0 points ago

I clicked this and laughed so hard. Now everyone at work thinks I'm crazy. (also lazy?)

[–]Dibley01 0 points1 point ago

I misread first time.

[–]Norass411 0 points1 point ago

Kept reposting it

FTFY

[–]asnof 0 points1 point ago

Right in da feels

True sign of a forever aloner

[–]xxMrAnarchyxx 0 points1 point ago

What the...? I read it wrong ay first.