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Sometimes things are that much more hilarious when you're sleep deprived (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Bot02 34 points35 points ago

From Wondermark.

[–]shipssinklooselips 13 points14 points ago

Direct link, for the lazy: http://wondermark.com/657/

[–]LeshleyOCD 3 points4 points ago

Direct link to buy the shirt, for the lazy with money: http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=WON-NEGOTIATOR&Category_Code=WON

[–]AwesomeFama 10 points11 points ago

Or drunk. That works too.

[–]Vranak 8 points9 points ago

Is that Nietzsche?

[–]5034550381 4 points5 points ago

I thought Mark Twain.

[–]Nobby_Nobbs 0 points1 point ago

Yep. Definitely Clemens. Nietzsche had more controlled hair.

[–]OscarSlenderman 0 points1 point ago

Almost 100% sure thats Strindberg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/August_Strindberg

[–]breatheinbreathout 4 points5 points ago

Up 25 hours as of now.

You really want something to laugh at:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUNIKbX_kUg

[–]89rovi 0 points1 point ago

And for those TF2 fans...

[–]FCOS 2 points3 points ago

I call that sensation being "time-high"

[–]Harold_Grundelson 2 points3 points ago

Rock, Paper, Scissors

That's the order.

[–]xRobbStarkx 2 points3 points ago

I like Rock, Paper, Scissors Two-Thirds. You know. Rock breaks scissors - "These scissors are bent. They're destroyed. I can't cut stuff. So I lose." Scissors cuts paper - "These are strips. This is not even paper. It's gonna take me forever to put this back together." Paper covers rock - "Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks." It should be Rock, Dynamite with a Cutable Wick, Scissors.

[–]TheAlmightyConch 0 points1 point ago

I like Demeti Martin too.

[–]Danna_MP 0 points1 point ago

But the paper holds the rock and throws it away....

[–]CopiousLoads -1 points0 points ago

Quartz, Parchment, Shears is an evil game.

[–]closetvegan -1 points0 points ago

Things get reposted much more than they should when OP is sleep deprived.

[–]Ilikehair 0 points1 point ago

Ohhhh ah I laughed so hard, I haven't slept either hahah

[–]Randy_Manimal 1 point2 points ago

Nietzsche needs to lighten up.

[–]XtReMeSaUcE 0 points1 point ago

As a fellow sleep-deprived redditor, I can confirm the hilarity of this post.

[–]TheRuinedKing 0 points1 point ago

Sleep deprivation is the only thing that makes most things in life tolerable. Some would argue being drunk, but damn alcohol is expensive.

[–]AEJKohl 0 points1 point ago

So being sleep deprived is the same as being high?

[–]Insideoutwards 0 points1 point ago

Sleep deprivation can make people very loopy.

[–]NoDayzOff 0 points1 point ago

I was gonna say it's hilarious even if you arent sleep deprived, but it's 10 am and I woke up at 3 pm yesterday

[–]alfdog5755 0 points1 point ago

right. redditors. who invented this violent game???

[–]dan_sundberg 0 points1 point ago

Great post, OP. I particularly appreciate that you didn't use something like "I laughed way too hard" for the title.

[–]Ginger-Nerd 0 points1 point ago

As someone sleep deprived i nearly cried laughing at this...

[–]NBRscottNBR 0 points1 point ago

Without them fighting how else could my brother and I figure out who gets shotgun?

[–]mmeloira 0 points1 point ago

upvote mainly because the title made me :D

[–]cansleepfordays 0 points1 point ago

http://i.minus.com/iiP6oW7m6qews.gif

[–]twenty9yearolds 1 point2 points ago

I was just teaching Jeff how to fiiiiiiiiiiiii....ght.

Wow...it is hard to think of another word.

[–]futuresandvich 0 points1 point ago

See, this is what I like about your post. You present something you found amusing while fully-acknowledging that the humor may be lost on others who don't share your same state of "alertness".

I know this might sound patronizing and unnecessary praise but given how much of Reddit seems hell-bent on laughing at it's own stupid jokes or mundane experiences for attention, I found it refreshing to not be told how to react for once.

[–]greenbean82 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha I remember about a month ago, I had an opening shift one day, then I ended up being up wayyy late into the wee hours of the morning the next day, so I was pretty loopy. Friend told me to watch Rapeman Forever...oh lord I was crying so hard from laughing..

[–]SilentWolfjh 0 points1 point ago

Rock would kick the shit out of all of them, just ask Patrick.

[–]armymon 0 points1 point ago

I've literally been up for 2 days and I can't stop laughing at this.

[–]suicidedream 0 points1 point ago

This isn't one of those times.

[–]achshar 0 points1 point ago

Being "high like" is a symptom/side effect of being sleep deprived. It happens to me quiet often. I work at night and college in the morning. I can somehow concentrate better and have more energy. I don't drink at all though.

[–]idiosidiot 1 point2 points ago

I like this.

[–]cainunable 1 point2 points ago

As someone with a 5-day-old son in the house, I chuckled.

[–]addictedhiker 0 points1 point ago

Who else is hearing it in Joss Whedon's voice?

[–]dayb4august 0 points1 point ago

Nietzsche exercising his power to Ubermensch

[–]TheAlbatross 0 points1 point ago

Fully awake, I find this hilarious ALWAYS

[–]Boofaka 0 points1 point ago

The rock totally looks like a dinosaur head.

[–]abithozak 3 points4 points ago

There's no lizard or spock...

[–]homelessbeardface 0 points1 point ago

how does this work anyway??

[–]spiffy20[S] 2 points3 points ago

What is it? Youtube sucks with buffering and I dont have time to watch it.

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[–]spiffy20[S] 5 points6 points ago

As a matter of fact. It does.

[–]Cenfre 0 points1 point ago

Hah! I love this guy!

[–]AMV_Ph34r 0 points1 point ago

I used to always refer to Demitri Martin's version, but russian accents make everything better.

[–]h8bit 0 points1 point ago

It makes it slightly more awesome that it is clearly Friedrich Nietzsche yelling at them.

[–]ichwillquark 0 points1 point ago

Ok, I will now not sleep for 24 hours, and when I'm back, this better be funny! Or I will take my upvote back!

[–]GWARgasm 0 points1 point ago

21 hours remain.

[–]ichwillquark 0 points1 point ago

Nope, still not as funny as anticipated. I'm taking my upvote back.

[–]redfredz -2 points-1 points ago

...Lizard, Spock!

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