So I kinda beat up a retarded kid in high school.

It's winter in Chicago, I'm standing outside the school about to go home. I'm trying to get my flirt on with some chicks. Out of nowhere a huge snowball hits one of the girls in the back of the head, she instantly screams and falls saying that a rock just hit her. One of her friends picks up the snowball, it's actually a chunk of ice. I see this kid running away and someone nearby points at him, while looking at me. I start running after him. I catch up an kick his legs out from under him. He falls face first into the snow. I proceed to grab snow and mush his face into it and punch him in his side rib area. Suddenly I'm lifted what felt like 6 feet in the air. I turn and see that it's the special needs kids bodyguard, it's a big black ex Cincinnati bengals football player that the school uses as security and whatnot and he does the before school workout club. I'm yelling at him to put me down this kid deserves it and he's yelling at me and that's when the kid sits up and turns around and I see his face. My heart instantly sank. It was one of the derp's. By this time a crowd had gathered and people were realizing as I was that I was beating up a retard. Needless to say the explanation to the dean, my parents and his parents was pretty humiliating. Thank god the girl that got hit in the head needed stitches or else I don't think I could've proven that I was acting in someone else's defense.