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[–]Oheina 9 points10 points ago

What the hell is going on? I don't get the painting thing!

[–]emiliah17 13 points14 points ago

A well-meaning woman attempted to 'fix' a painting of Jesus Christ that was worn from age and moisture.

Link

[–]Oheina 9 points10 points ago

Ohh. Okay. Thank you. Dear god that's awful.

[–]emiliah17 8 points9 points ago

The humorist/sadist in me just wants to laugh and laugh and laugh, while the artist/historian in me wants to curl up in the fetal position and sob myself to sleep in the hopes that I'll wake up and find this was a dream.

[–]holliepocketreddit 1 point2 points ago

I'm happy for the jokes it provides. My favorite comments when it was first posted were, "It took that much for her to realize that she was in over her head?" -leylanna and the reply was "wait for it, waaait for it.......Nope. Shit." -eamantite I've tried to show people with a straight face and then I just bury my head in my hands because I can't make out any words over my uncontrollable laughter.

[–]Oheina 3 points4 points ago

That's exactly how I feel. I want to cry because that's just so bad...

[–]ChaplinStrait 3 points4 points ago

THANK YOU. I've been seeing all of these and haven't understood a single one of them til now.

[–]hxcn00b666 0 points1 point ago

Oh dear lord that is the first time I saw the original, now I understand on a whole new level.

[–]Thirsty_Moose 4 points5 points ago

And finally we know what Jesus really looked like

[–]One_Eyed_Willy 1 point2 points ago

The eyes make it look like a muppet.

[–]rcg90 1 point2 points ago

I imagine that this Jesus would talk like Fozzie Bear.

[–]Kazhawrylak 2 points3 points ago

Take this bread and eat, it is my body, waka waka.

[–]Kongo204 -1 points0 points ago

Jesus is cute this way

[–]My_o_my -2 points-1 points ago

Cookie monster?

[–]nuclear_thundercane 4 points5 points ago

That lady fucked it up, but this makes it okay.

[–]Adraviss 3 points4 points ago

IT STARES INTO MY SOUL!!!

[–]anikas88 1 point2 points ago

*FIXED

[–]oonix8 1 point2 points ago

COOKIEEEEE COOOOOKIIIEEEEE!!!!!!

[–]MrFisty 0 points1 point ago

Overly Attached Messiah

[–]cynicalonepoint2 0 points1 point ago

I've.. seen things.. terrible things...

[–]markevens -2 points-1 points ago

I never get tired of jokes about this.

[–]Dresden_skyline -2 points-1 points ago

This does not get old. Love it.