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[–]monkfishbandana 4 points5 points ago

You should try sliding it in to the conversation.

[–]ohhhfoshooo 2 points3 points ago

Just make sure to take it one step at a time.

[–]Knight-Solaire 1 point2 points ago

Or else you might have an escalating problem

[–]leafystormclouds840 0 points1 point ago

Just dont go over the edge with it, or you might step into a serious situation. I'm not playing around here, this isn't some kind of playground. You have to take baby steps.

[–]joker_75 2 points3 points ago

If she isn't immediately on board, she might just not be marriage material

[–]leavemealone007[S] 0 points1 point ago

dude I'm a girl!!! i want my fiance (future HUSBAND) to be cool with it

[–]joker_75 0 points1 point ago

I thought about that as I was typing it, but then I figured no Red-blooded man would say no to that awesome staircase! Sorry bout that!

[–]leavemealone007[S] 0 points1 point ago

haha it's cool just wanted to clarify. Now I know he will go for it!!!

[–]Diputus 0 points1 point ago

Most likely

[–]Sinnedangel8027 0 points1 point ago

Oh sweet Jesus tits what'd I miss

[–]MasterBlazztor 0 points1 point ago

You should push her down the stairs and let her figure it out on her own. that way you won't even have to ask for it.

[–]Lunra 0 points1 point ago

if she refuses, find yourself a new girlfriend/fiance

[–]laura22lynne 0 points1 point ago

Yes, yes, yes, a thousand times yes!

[–]coolmanben99 0 points1 point ago

Well if you're good enough to talk her into marriage you must be able to talk her into getting your dream slide.