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[–]Dr_Funkenstein_ 143 points144 points ago

For half of a moment, I thought her head was knocked off.

[–]linhmonade 30 points31 points ago

For all we know, it might have

[–]alreadytakenusername 17 points18 points ago

Either a future women's volleyball gold medalist, or a bitch.

[–]PJae 5 points6 points ago

More than likely both

[–]robin1961 3 points4 points ago

more likely prison: that temper is gonna burn her.

[–]Adonej 0 points1 point ago

She must learn the bitch-face.

[–]Chumanix 2 points3 points ago

Must.find.source...

[–]McHomans 7 points8 points ago

Why did she take it? What kind of demon child..?

[–]OddDude55 5 points6 points ago

Had google translate the comments on that page...

looking at the camera at one cry lack of reproductive wastage condoms

...

[–]Perpetual_Entropy 4 points5 points ago

Indeed. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.

[–]DuncanGilbert 4 points5 points ago

They dont think it be like it is, but it do

[–]momo8969 0 points1 point ago

Conduit....rly

[–]WutsUp 3 points4 points ago

It wasn't as violent as I had expected.

Am I a bad person?

[–]Adonej 1 point2 points ago

holy shit that little girl is a bitch.

[–]Chumanix 1 point2 points ago

You sir... Are a saint...

[–]kmofosho 0 points1 point ago

Indeed. Let upvotes rain on him!

[–]SpermWhale 26 points27 points ago

Psycho Sista, The Beginning.

[–]profnutbutter 9 points10 points ago

Qu'est-ce que c'est?

[–]tulipsarenice 12 points13 points ago

Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better

[–]peteralexisthompson 0 points1 point ago

You two: all my upvotes.

[–]KIRW7 10 points11 points ago

The early years of the Kardashian sisters.

[–]patval 18 points19 points ago

[–]callmesnake13 4 points5 points ago

Maybe the tightest comedic moment ever filmed.

[–]timoleon 0 points1 point ago

This video has been removed by the user. Sorry about that.

We can guess why ...

[–]Volderath 16 points17 points ago

Hot damn, she really put some momentum into that one

[–]Notloc24 1 point2 points ago

ive been trying to bring the phrase 'hot damn' back for so long. Thank you for utilizing it accordingly

[–]laughs_at_your_fail 26 points27 points ago

lol, what the fuck was going on? there has to be a full video somewhere. INTERNET! I CALL UPON YOU!

[–]Joke_Getter 19 points20 points ago

It's not that hard.

[–]linhmonade 50 points51 points ago

"The wheels on the bus go round and...BAMMM!" I find it disturbing that she continues singing and bouncing around with absolutely no remorse. That big sister deserves an award. And an ice pack.

[–]LearnsYou 4 points5 points ago

The first time I read your comment, I thought it said ice pick. I was disappointed after re-reading.

[–]SlapTheBacon 2 points3 points ago

Dammit, made me reread it too... Now I'm sad

[–]spamfiltered 42 points43 points ago

I find this gif disturbing and unfunny. I don't care to watch the youtube video.

[–]purplekissofstardust 26 points27 points ago

I'm kinda with you on that. This is an awful, violent child who probably comes from an awful, violent family.

[–]HappyTreeSpirit 35 points36 points ago

I agree, we should murder all of them.

[–]kmofosho 3 points4 points ago

Yeah... those stupid cunts

[–]timoleon 0 points1 point ago

Then you probably shouldn't have children, because this is how they behave sometimes.

[–]Allie27 2 points3 points ago

There is a difference from a misbehaving little hit to a violent 'trying to knock your head off' hit.

[–]timoleon 0 points1 point ago

... which children often seem to be unaware of.

[–]Styvorama 0 points1 point ago

You really should consider the parenting advise of reddit. Who better than a bunch of childless kid haters to tell you how easy raising a well behaved child is.

[–]Battlereaver 0 points1 point ago

Well take it from me as a single male with no children of my own that raising a kid is easy and most of you do it wrong. You are supposed to spray them with a water bottle and yell "NO, BAD!" when they act up. Trust me it worked for some guy I read about in a online forum somewhere on the vast sea of the internet.

[–]Joke_Getter 2 points3 points ago

Okay, thanks for letting us know. What other things are you not doing today?

[–]Busterdouglas 1 point2 points ago

I hoped I wasn't the only one. More of a wtf than funny.

[–]bobbieluvsya 1 point2 points ago

Same here. Like, maybe if it was a shove or something like most kids do I'd laugh, but that looked painful.

[–]captainzigzag 1 point2 points ago

She needs to learn "Singing in the Rain".

[–]GrimLP 1 point2 points ago

It disturbed me as well. It looked to me like she boxed her freaking ear. Harsh.

[–]JustMadeYouYawn 0 points1 point ago

She's got some psychopath in her.

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[–]reddit-ulous 9 points10 points ago

Is she a doctor?

[–]smileymalaise 7 points8 points ago

She has patients? She must be a doctor!

[–]AFatDarthVader 0 points1 point ago

I would have kicked the cunt in her baby maker.

Wait...those are the same thing.

[–]AFatDarthVader 1 point2 points ago

I understand that use. The joke was that, taken literally, you said you were going to kick a vagina in the vagina.

I forgot this reddit thing was serious business.

[–]ImgurGotBoring 0 points1 point ago

Lol, indeed kind sir. I should have and almost did say I would have kicked that cunt in her cunt. Lol

[–]NeedlesslyAngry 0 points1 point ago

I think you're confusing vagina with womb.

[–]Sublime1996 -3 points-2 points ago

That's what.

           -She

[–]bigroblee -1 points0 points ago

Russian? If so, this makes so much more sense.

[–]anothertake 2 points3 points ago

Turkish actually.

[–]bigroblee 0 points1 point ago

Damn it, I really wanted to go for something like "In Soviet Russia whore slaps you!" no matter how ridiculously inappropriate that is. Maybe next time; I have no doubt there will be insanity wolf caliber videos coming out of Russia soon.

[–]SystemError69 6 points7 points ago

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

[–]Auhydride 5 points6 points ago

This is Turkish children in a nutshell

[–]TheCannon 6 points7 points ago

Well, it got the job done.

[–]deadlylegacy 3 points4 points ago

She's got a hell of a right hook.

[–]Wammbamm 7 points8 points ago

MOVE BATCH!!!

[–]GreenSpleen6 11 points12 points ago

GET OUT DA WAY!

[–]kadivs 1 point2 points ago

REM move batch file. (c) the internets 2012
IF EXIST C:\MOVE.BAT (
    MOVE C:\MOVE.BAT C:\OUTTADAWAY.BAT
)

[–]WeDoNotCare 4 points5 points ago

Requested: Source on a side note this is sort of disturbing even though I still can't tell what is going on.

[–]dastweinerhund 1 point2 points ago

Yeah she doesn't even yell at her or look back. WTF?

[–]Derpstomper 3 points4 points ago

HULK SMASH!!!

[–]Silvermane714 4 points5 points ago

*HELGA SMASH!

[–]BraveHeart89 -1 points0 points ago

AISHA SMASH!!! Cause they are turkish :D

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Woooow. This is unreal.

title comnts points age /r/
out of the way bitch 8hrs funny
Its my turn to sing, bitch! 5coms 20pts 25dys gifs
La la la la MOVE!!!!! 40coms 586pts 1mo gifs
Don't make me tell you twice. 0coms 34pts 2mos GifSound
shit just got real 27coms 675pts 2mos gifs
Don't mind me... 6coms 60pts 2mos funny
When Someone Walks in Front of Me and Then Walks Slower Than I Do 6coms 150pts 3mos funny
When the person in front of me decides to pay with exact change 1com 10pts 5mos gifs
When you're telling a story, and someone takes the spotlight.... 13coms 121pts 1yr reddit.com
How I feel when someone posts something similar to me and gets more upvotes 58coms 334pts 1yr reddit.com
Spotlight stolen 20coms 38pts 1yr pics

source: karmadecay

[–]ZeroTheSnake 2 points3 points ago

First thing I thought of was the movie Orphan...

[–]mikebod 2 points3 points ago

I swear she had a mosquito on her head

[–]MagnusExcelsior 2 points3 points ago

But I thought girls were made of sugar and spice and everything nice? Apparently, they can just be cunts.

[–]ittakesacrane 6 points7 points ago

hahahahaha teaching kids to be attention whores and hit eachother when they don't get the spotlight is hilarious

[–]Dillon74 4 points5 points ago

Well that escalated quickly

[–]AMostOriginalUserNam 12 points13 points ago

What a fresh and original thing to say.

[–]BassH3ad 3 points4 points ago

For some reason she scares the fuck outta me. Could be the initial death stare.

[–]motney 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see this gif I hear the slap.

[–]OvaryCrusher 1 point2 points ago

FALCOOOOOON PUNCH.

[–]Uncle_Gus 0 points1 point ago

HUMILIATION.

[–]Falalacilantro 1 point2 points ago

Why is this so terrifying?!

[–]Vitvitsky 1 point2 points ago

Does anybody else think that that girl looks EXACTLY like the girl in Finding Nemo?

[–]xiaoli 0 points1 point ago

you can really see the hatred in her face.

[–]Goalless 0 points1 point ago

I'd love to know the backstory to how she got to point share she said "I'm gonna fuck this bitch up!" like all the little snide comments and passings by with out a hello. Then one day....BOOM!

[–]chickenplucka 1 point2 points ago

MOVE BITCH, GET OUT DA WAY GET OUT DA WAY G-GET OUT DA WAY

[–]sofa-king-lazy 1 point2 points ago

I feel like a horrible person for laughing as hard as I did

[–]orangekirby 0 points1 point ago

I literally can't stop giggling. At work... must surpress.... HAHAHA

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

As a younger sibling, this is hilarious.

[–]arianjel 0 points1 point ago

Oh shit

[–]pewpewcats 0 points1 point ago

fuk u doin bitch? full-force headshot

[–]robopanda9k 0 points1 point ago

What strange looking children.

[–]seyelenteco 0 points1 point ago

Well that escalated quickly.

[–]weallknowitall 0 points1 point ago

Los Zetas called..they need her to do a beheading..

[–]Idocreating 0 points1 point ago

FALCON...

[–]trigg73 1 point2 points ago

Falcon Punch!!!

[–]roosternutsac 0 points1 point ago

Watched it at least ten times. Still fucking great.

[–]SuperWaljer 1 point2 points ago

Devil child!!!! She is possed!!!! She the nor remorse in her face, get the preist ready

[–]gigabyte202724 0 points1 point ago

She's got a hell of a right hook.

[–]shidasp 1 point2 points ago

Every time I make a post on reddit.

[–]oncie 0 points1 point ago

and the lord said.... BOOM HEADSHOT

[–]0j0s 0 points1 point ago

What an ugly child

[–]MonkeyvsRobot 0 points1 point ago

And this is why sibling battles are common....

[–]WHOWANTSBEEF 0 points1 point ago

ANALINA!!!

[–]Notloc24 0 points1 point ago

nice firm pimp slap. I hate it to when bitches be gettin all up in my rap vids like they think they're a sexy ho

[–]Babomb76 0 points1 point ago

And the additude award goes to...

[–]xenostrife 0 points1 point ago

I hate that girl...

[–]Lord_of_the_Dance -1 points0 points ago

Ouch, that was really mean. I hope she steps on a lego

[–]ibaker543 1 point2 points ago

I don't know why you're getting downvoted to hell...stepping on a lego really does hurt like shit.

[–]Lord_of_the_Dance 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes I feel like /r/funny is Americas funniest home videos

[–]CatRoxy7 -2 points-1 points ago

Danm!

[–]mynameisbram 0 points1 point ago

those kids are fucking weird looking

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK -2 points-1 points ago

Do people actually find this funny?

[–]irker 2 points3 points ago

Don't know why you're getting downvoted there. I don't think violent little cunts of kids are funny either.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 0 points1 point ago

Funniest Home Videos must leave these mouthbreathers in fucking stitches.

[–]irker 0 points1 point ago

Coming up next on Ow! My Balls!…

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[–]Max_Beezly -2 points-1 points ago

How many times you idiots gonna up vote this? I swear it gets posted once a week.

[–]Bobbycoxtat -2 points-1 points ago

When did reddit turn into AFV?

[–]Wilcows -2 points-1 points ago

I hate kids.

[–]mostlyrance -2 points-1 points ago

Ann Romney. The early years