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[–]Healsforhugs 142 points143 points ago

I hate you for posting more of these. They rape my eyes. Stop raping my eyes.

[–]crompton53 35 points36 points ago

These stupid 4 panel things man

[–]Healsforhugs 23 points24 points ago

the parodies aren't funny enough to make up for the visual assault.

[–]psychroclasm 2 points3 points ago

Just... hug yourself?

[–]ForgetsThisIsntAText 1 point2 points ago

Cold bro, cold....

[–]nybbas 2 points3 points ago

The persons expressions make me want to punch babies

[–]Healsforhugs 5 points6 points ago

Nah, their expressions make me want to punch them in the face. Babies make me want to punch babies.

[–]Fliff42 0 points1 point ago

and blend puppies.

[–]allons-y_tothetardis 2 points3 points ago

The human eyes have a way of shutting that down.

[–]knightofmars 0 points1 point ago

You're eyes were just asking to get raped!

[–]Healsforhugs 0 points1 point ago

OH JEGUS NOT THE GRAMMATICAL ERRORS NOW! I don't think I can take much more of this! Someone call a doctor!

[–]Cortheya 198 points199 points ago

Why the fuck does a bird tell him that?

[–]HustlerThug 42 points43 points ago

My exact reaction.

[–]Chumanix 17 points18 points ago

Says the fucking bird. Lol

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

Because he's 12!

[–]spazmodic- 71 points72 points ago

"coo... coo...
...coo story bro"

[–]Cortheya 10 points11 points ago

Thank you, Walter Jr.

[–]SammichRepairman 0 points1 point ago

I laughed harder at this than I like to admit.

Edit: well grammar me!

[–]ZeusJuice 1 point2 points ago

What?

[–]TinyConqueror 0 points1 point ago

You've been on Reddit for 2 years, and you're surprised by that!?

[–][deleted] 358 points359 points ago

I'm seriously deleting my account because of this image

[–]tee_jay 50 points51 points ago

You must press on! Stay true.

[–]SwedishChef727 41 points42 points ago

Oh my god, he did it, and you talked him into it!

[–]tumbleweed42 21 points22 points ago

His name was [deleted]. His name was [deleted].

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

We should all delete. I've had enough of this shit.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

Me too. We had some good times reddit but it's been a downward slide for a while now. I'll be back to lurk once in awhile until the next good website comes along.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

Back to the pile.

[–]no_egrets 7 points8 points ago

Oh god, I came to the comments page for scathing criticism, not the Jonestown Massacre!

[–]Echo-Whiskey 0 points1 point ago

That hits close to home, I'm out..

Or am I? I'm not sure.

..ooo Kool-Aid!

[–]Psychonik3 0 points1 point ago

Some how I knew that the internet genocide will begin with a 12 year-old.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

It was a good run.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

Goodbye, reddit! Thanks for all the fish!

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

End of the line.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Goodnight, sweat pants.

[–]vintermann 0 points1 point ago

Hey look, when I write [deleted] it says [deleted]! Try deleting your account and see!

[–]tee_jay 0 points1 point ago

I was just making a bad joke because his name was legitimately "pressOn" =(

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]BullWizard 18 points19 points ago

If the comment were deleted, we wouldn't see it. I say we upvote him as much as possible.

[–]MOARfrosting 9 points10 points ago

OUR CHAMPION, "[deleted]"

[–]elude107 7 points8 points ago

And I'm still going to upvote you, because this shit is retarded.

[–]Fugdish 6 points7 points ago

Now it feels like i'm throwing up-votes at a dead body.

[–]Horkersaurus 2 points3 points ago

May you live forever.

[–]4-8-15-16_23_42 2 points3 points ago

What a waste of perfectly good karma!!!!

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[–]4-8-15-16_23_42 1 point2 points ago

I know it was a joke! He obviously doesn't care anymore either.

[–]KnightsWhoSayNii 0 points1 point ago

Quick, lets take it from him before his relatives show up.

[–]Stunod7 0 points1 point ago

Wow. OP provided.

[–]Hekki27 -1 points0 points ago

So brave

[–]hbetts54 111 points112 points ago

all i can remember from when i was 12 was how fucking horny and perverted 12 year old boys are, so this comic is no surprise

[–]Yourdomdaddy 34 points35 points ago

I remember being at summer camp when I was 12 and thinking I'd give all of my candy money to bang Debbie, a counselor-in-training with huge knockers.

[–]PJae 4 points5 points ago

I heard she does Dallas

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[–]revjeremyduncan 21 points22 points ago

Truth. I masturbated to the squiggly lines on premium channels we didn't even get, when I though I saw a boob or vagina.

EDIT:: When I was twelve, that is...er, yeah.

[–]otakucode 0 points1 point ago

Anyone who doesn't know that 12 year old boys are the horniest creatures on the planet is either female or 11 years old or younger.

This is why the whole 'children are nonsexual' thing will just simply never work. Guys remember being 12. At 12, you'd have sex with a hole in the dirt if you thought you could do it and not get caught.

[–]Dusk_v731 0 points1 point ago

Yeah we were, I ws sticking my dick in any house hold object I could get it into.

[–]ecamouse37 0 points1 point ago

Why would anyone want to write anything like this? No one up-voted.... Shame.

[–]shaneoffline 37 points38 points ago

I'm pretty sure he likes asses too. Maybe not to the same degree as you or I, but hey, we're a big tent and anyone who wants to share our message can join.

[–]HitoHitoPirate 9 points10 points ago

well said

[–]darkstar3333 4 points5 points ago

The problem when many of us were 12 our audience was limited to the people we knew and the area we were located in.

Today 12 year olds have a global audience... Humanity is not getting dumber, we just having more visibility into ourselves.

"Do you want to be a internet meme?" seems like something I will have to say to my kids/grand kids.

[–]Periculous22 0 points1 point ago

"Psh, the internet grandad? That's soooo old people stuff."

[–]AlmostRPH 6 points7 points ago

Kid probably stashes his mom's Victoria's Secret catalogs too.

[–]Sr_Johansson 1 point2 points ago

Stashing catalogs? What is this the dark ages? This young man's got internet!

[–]Kinomi 16 points17 points ago

"If your" aaaaaaaaand I'm done reading

[–]dawsonkk 2 points3 points ago

I will get downvoted to hell for this but I saw this on facebook yesterday.

[–]westendbestend 12 points13 points ago

YOU'RE, DAMNIT.

[–]DrSusset -1 points0 points ago

Umm no?

or am I whooshing.

[–]TickleFightProTour 6 points7 points ago

you're whooshing.

[–]beetlemarmalade 1 point2 points ago

Just whooshing on the first your

[–]DrSusset -1 points0 points ago

aah right, could only remember the one that came before boobs..

[–]OblivionGamer92 2 points3 points ago

I'm not sure if your sarcastic or just wrong...

[–]Joalnith 4 points5 points ago

you're*

[–]thecircusdweller 0 points1 point ago

Ha zing. That was awesome timing

[–]OblivionGamer92 0 points1 point ago

That one was sarcastic.

[–]fghjconner 1 point2 points ago

There's two of the word "your" in the picture. One is right, one is wrong.

(The wrong one being "If your tired of...")

[–]Dusk_v731 2 points3 points ago

Says a fucking pigeon!

[–]MEREZNOVSTA99 1 point2 points ago

Is that so please tell me more about how your bi and your life sucks and dont forget about how much sex youve had you must have seen so much tits

[–]MEREZNOVSTA99 1 point2 points ago

He probably doesnt know what an erection is and has a grand total if two pubic hairs

[–]MEREZNOVSTA99 1 point2 points ago

Twelvies please tell me more about how much sex youve had and the tits youve seen

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Not gonna lie, if an older person did that, it would be a great response to the annoying ones girls always do.

[–]N0oneL1K3Syou 2 points3 points ago

How did no one recognize this? *you're

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

It's your. "...staring at you are boobs" doesn't make any sense.

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Oh. Then my mistake. Thank you for being nice about it though.

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[–]alle0441 1 point2 points ago

Why are we listening to baby Sloth anyways?

[–]_Loch_Ness_Monster 0 points1 point ago

All my rage.

[–]TheTrinketWeasel 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure most males are interested in boobs at age 12.

[–]SkoopDaHoop 1 point2 points ago

What's with the pigeon?

[–]FuzzyG 1 point2 points ago

omg the bird got me so hard

[–]Hongisto 0 points1 point ago

Daniel Larusso?

[–]pregnantbaby 0 points1 point ago

is that ginny the guido?

[–]diphiminaids 0 points1 point ago

Is the bird implying that he is wrong?

[–]thisismax 0 points1 point ago

That 12 year old is almost certainly not fucking anything.

[–]ImActuallyLieing 0 points1 point ago

It works on all ages

[–]MiranDaVinci 0 points1 point ago

Can we stop posting these now?

[–]SceptreZero 0 points1 point ago

Hello, pigeon here

[–]wombat_inc 0 points1 point ago

Lorenzo in 5 years

[–]dablikepinkmilk 0 points1 point ago

12ies

[–]itrollulol 0 points1 point ago

Uhhhh.... 12 was the height of my masturbation career.

[–]Simonsmp 0 points1 point ago

https://www.facebook.com/pigeonwashere

Pretty sure this bloke made it

[–]Crinnle 0 points1 point ago

Well shit, it's not like he's wrong

[–]bastardfromabasket 1 point2 points ago

says the 12 year old with fetal alcohol syndrome.

[–]Sanc7 0 points1 point ago

Is that Vinnie from Doogie Howser?!

[–]Harkruel 0 points1 point ago

But look at his face, its fucking priceless!

[–]DefinitelyPositive 0 points1 point ago

I liked asses and tits at 12 aswell, though.

[–]darkscream 0 points1 point ago

I liked tits and ass when I was 12. Don't the rest of you?

[–]MrPartridge 0 points1 point ago

Dunno why but lost my shit at the pigeon.

[–]imyourcherrybomb 0 points1 point ago

I must say, that kid has a point.

[–]ehorgan 0 points1 point ago

12 year olds since the beginning of time

FTFY

[–]MrAvenged 0 points1 point ago

12 year olds should be seen and not heard.

[–]thecircusdweller 1 point2 points ago

I just wanna go on record saying that I like both tits AND asses when I was twelve. I think this 12 year old is right on par

[–]Thegoldengnome 0 points1 point ago

The face he makes when he says he likes ass rofl

[–]gingerlemon 1 point2 points ago

I don't know who invented these four square things, but please tell him/her I hate him/her.

[–]Holdmybeerwatchthis 1 point2 points ago

So was I the only one that at 12 was interested in girls boobs and asses even if they weren't fully developed? Still am in fact 10 years later.

[–]somrandm 1 point2 points ago

This image is originally from the page Pigeon on facebook. Nice try OP.

[–]DeHussey 0 points1 point ago

Reddit gets so butthurt over these posts lol

[–]Lord_Rimbleton 0 points1 point ago

Little nigga gotta point tho.

[–]adikid89 0 points1 point ago

*you're

[–]chokomilk 0 points1 point ago

One more of this kind of images... Just ONE FUCKING MORE and I will fly back to my planet!!!

[–]CakeSmasher 0 points1 point ago

It is now deemed physically impossible for twelve year olds to like asses.

[–]Randomness104 0 points1 point ago

The funny thing is I saw this on Facebook before I saw it on reddit...

[–]FattyMcPatty 1 point2 points ago

What? I liked girls when I was 12 :I I also knew what boobs and a butt were.

How is this not normal?

[–]aydogdu21 1 point2 points ago

Everyone is now less intelligent for viewing this post.

[–]CptQuestionMark 1 point2 points ago

I feel shame and contempt for my generation.

[–]OilyDischarge 0 points1 point ago

You bring shame and contempt on your generation.

[–]Rasmase 0 points1 point ago

Come on, it's still funny, no matter who said it.

[–]iconography853 1 point2 points ago

This is fucking great. If you talk shit your probably a christian.

[–]ThiagoG 0 points1 point ago

OMG he even used the wrong you're. god damn 12 year olds.

just kidding, dont care that much. just a pathetic set of pictures. 12 year olds :/

[–]natetan 0 points1 point ago

hes got a point

[–]HelpdeskGrunt 0 points1 point ago

One of my girlfriend's kids is 8 and he along with his little cohort got caught by the other kid's parent for trying to look up "nekid girls" on their iPad.

[–]jtothegill 0 points1 point ago

seriously, what is wrong with america

[–]LittleBigKid2000 1 point2 points ago

I don't get this, so what he's 12? It's not like he's 7.

[–]phliuy 1 point2 points ago

Say what you will, kid brings up a good point

[–]Grachuus 1 point2 points ago

Everyone knows that the mouth on a 12 year old is typically worse than a 25 year old.

[–]Merfen 1 point2 points ago

I can't be the only one who can't tell if this is a boy or a girl am I?

[–]attomsk -1 points0 points ago

How the hell does this trash get upvoted?

[–]SuperDolan -1 points0 points ago

jeeeeesus i fucking hate these picture thingeys

[–]HarlequinNight 0 points1 point ago

No No No Just stop posting these or any variation. Please stop just stop. Stop up voting this crap.

[–]redemit 0 points1 point ago

Bruno Mars?

[–]MooTVMoo 0 points1 point ago

THIS PICTURE MADE PEOPLE DELETE THEIR ACCOUNTS.

[–]Hinode -1 points0 points ago

I look at the picture and all I see is a " Your " ...

My eyes are burning ..

[–]Sir_paddles 0 points1 point ago

At least he's acting like a man instead of the other faggots trying to win hearts with four panels. Applaud this young man, for one day, he will truly be a great among us.

[–]erragodofmayhem 0 points1 point ago

One of the first of these things that actually made me laugh. I knew i was an assman by age 12...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

In that last picture it looks as though he is getting ready to do something indecent with a certain part of another male's anatomy.

[–]Asassinsneed -2 points-1 points ago

Take that dumb bird off the bottom and you have yourself a nice funny image.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

How do girls feel about this? Embarrassed? Disgusted? Degraded? Or secretly happy?

[–]bualsvilla 5 points6 points ago

A bit worried this kid is going to grow up thinnking that's all women are. Though it's probably just the shitload of hormones talking.

[–]BrosephineBaker19 10 points11 points ago

Annoyed. You like boobs, and butts. We get it. Stop talking about it.

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[–]BrosephineBaker19 9 points10 points ago

Not offended. It's like hanging out with a small child that constantly reminds you how much they love cookies.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

You are the cookie of their desire and you don't like it.

[–]Misocainea 0 points1 point ago

I love cookies, just felt I should remind you of that. Cookies, and boobies.

[–]BrosephineBaker19 3 points4 points ago

Everybody does! But you don't see cookies on the front page every other day.

[–]Misocainea 0 points1 point ago

Only because I haven't gotten my way.

[–]BrosephineBaker19 1 point2 points ago

Perhaps if you baked a dozen cookies and put frosting nipples on them, you would break Reddit.

[–]Misocainea 1 point2 points ago

I know what I'm doing after work tomorrow now.

[–]bobbieluvsya 2 points3 points ago

Irritated. I never understood why some guys feel the need to let me know they're ogling me. If they're subtle, whatever, I don't mind as much. But when you walk up to tell me or post on the internet about how much you like looking at boobs and butt, I can't help but wonder why you would bother.

[–]yourfaceyourass -1 points0 points ago

They mostly talk amongst each other. You wouldn't go to a girl and tel her you like staring at her boobs. The internet makes that complicated with anonymity and not really knowing who your audience is. I mean, I might talk about boobs on Reddit as if I was with my friends without thinking that someone reading it would be annoyed.

[–]TheDutchessLola 1 point2 points ago

YOU might not, and that is the point. If I notice a guy looking at me, it is appreciated. If a guy is looking at me and not being super obvious about it and I don't notice, it's all good. If a guy politely tells me he likes my body, fine. But there have been countless times people have come up to me and said rude, vulgar, creepy and downright assholeish things and it sucks. I don't go to clubs because I don't like random people grabbing me...but it's happened at concerts, at parties.

You think I have nice breasts? That's great, I actually really appreciate that. Walking up while staring at them, not really paying attention to anything BUT my boobs, making odd small talk but still staring? Not appreciated. "accidently" brushing against them? Not appreciated. "Nice rack!!!" not super appreciated.

It is not that people look...it is the manner of which it happens. A respectful compliment or not creepy gawking is fine. It is the appreciation of my body and a compliment, just don't be a dick about it.

[–]bobbieluvsya 0 points1 point ago

You wouldn't go to a girl and tel her you like staring at her boobs.

People do. All the time. Shit gets annoying. I'm aware I have breasts.

I might talk about boobs on Reddit as if I was with my friends without thinking that someone reading it would be annoyed.

You might, true. Especially since reddit is a pretty boob-talkin' place. But watching women be reduced to their parts as pretty objects to ogle gets old at times, you know?

[–]yourfaceyourass -1 points0 points ago

Human sexualiry is normal anf both men and women think of each other completely sexuwlly. Reddit just happens to be male dominated. Go to r/ladyboners and its men being turned into "sexual objects", whatever thw fuck that really means. Women dont exactly examine a guys whole life accomplishments before going "ooh can I find his abs sexually arousing now?"

And people being able to view women sexually and express their sexuality freely, I think, is a positive decelopment in western society. Women tend to have a victimhood mentality as a group because I think society still very much considers women a special group that needs to be protected. And that kind of bullshit isnt anything more than an extension of sexist gender roles.

It would be laughable even if I said that I wanted women to stop objectifying me for sex bevause they give me attention at the gym.

Annoying? Maybe. But creep shaming and "you can only find me attractive only when I tell you so" isnt cool either.

But there really isnt any soecial forces at play here. Reddit is mostly males. Males like women are interested in sex and hence female body parts. People also like talking about things which interest them. So it follows that men talk about womens bodies. I think the problem here is that most people post without regarding who is reading it and hence can make statements as if theyre with friends.

But is that really something to get annoyed about it in the first place?

[–]bobbieluvsya 1 point2 points ago

There's a difference between thinking of someone sexually and going out of your way to express it. And I might argue that ladyboners is a sub explicitly for sexual desire. The comments there would be about comparable to gonewild. It might be a bit different if every picture that happened to include a man had comments either on how hot he is or how useless he was because he wasn't sexually attractive.

Free sexuality is good. Making other people uncomfortable isn't.

It wouldn't be so laughable if women (who, in this alternate universe, are generally bigger and stronger than you) regularly made a point of coming up to you and grabbing you, yelling about how they wanted to use your dick as a dildo, following you in their car when you were walking home, and just generally going out of your way to make you uncomfortable. It gets upsetting when your sexuality is all strangers ever talk about.

I don't really like this whole "creep-shaming" complaint. Creep is pretty much the only way women are given to vocalize that they feel threatened by a situation. Here's a really good blog post about it, if you're interested. The Schrodinger's Rapist one linked at the bottom is also good. It's less "You can only find me attractive when I tell you so" and more "You shouldn't overstep my boundaries, most of which are normally pretty obvious if you've a hint of social adeptness." It sort of says something when a lot of people are more worried about guys being called a creep in a one-off situation than how the person getting approached feels.

Of course it is! People can get annoyed at anything. I personally have a problem with most pictures involving a female, regardless of content, being turned into "would you do her? I'd do her" or "ewwww laaaaaaand whaaaaale." My male friends don't feel the need to talk about my body all day every day. They understand that I have other things to bring to the table besides my breasts and ass. It bothers me when other people don't seem to think the same.

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[–]bobbieluvsya 2 points3 points ago

I am irritated by guys who feel the need to tell me that they like my sex. In real life, it ranges from uncomfortably awkward to incredibly threatening, and on the Internet, it's just pointless.

You seem to think there's a problem with this.

[–]RadioGod -2 points-1 points ago

Whether you like it or not, you were probably like this too at 12. You just didn't post about it online.

[–]publius4 1 point2 points ago

I'd trust a 12-year-old over an anthropomorphic pigeon any day.

[–]Turok1134 0 points1 point ago

This twelve year old is cool as fuck.

[–]BarnacleMan 0 points1 point ago

Hey girls?

Wtf is the question mark for???

[–]doyduhdoh -2 points-1 points ago

So whats not normal about 12 year olds thinking of tits and ass? Let me guess, at 12 you were obssessed with the stink of your own ass on your finger, and then you grew up to love the cock. OP is a fag.

[–]nixon007 -3 points-2 points ago

I was like that since like 8