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[–]boil-your-face 458 points459 points ago

[–]Gonzrath 41 points42 points ago

I thought the same thing when I saw it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSTEqHxh3fI

[–]Owl_You_Need_Is_Love 17 points18 points ago

As did I..

[–]PaulMcGannsShoes 57 points58 points ago

AND MY AXE!

Wait, what're we talking about?

[–]Scipio33 -5 points-4 points ago

This comment will not get as many upvotes as it deserves. Well done. :)

[–]theresaviking 38 points39 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/yunvl/catmilk/c5z2fun?context=3

OP calling out someone two days ago for reposting.

[–]wutanggrenade 44 points45 points ago

Dear Diary

Today OP is a faggot

[–]Whats_a_narwhal 11 points12 points ago

OP is always a faggot. Always.

[–]wutanggrenade 9 points10 points ago

60% of the time, OP is a faggot everytime

[–]JackoNorwich 171 points172 points ago

I am the OP of that post and i can vouch for him.

[–]K_Swag 16 points17 points ago

I'm the dog of that post and I like to stand on tables

[–]Insinuative_Penguin 23 points24 points ago

I am the OP of that post and i can not vouch for this guy vouching for him.

[–]skylenorman 9 points10 points ago

No. I am the OP of that post and I will not vouch for the guy vouching for him.

[–]Captain_Aizen 29 points30 points ago

Why can't I hold....all these vouchers!

[–]mist_wizard 15 points16 points ago

I'm the OP, yes the real OP, all you other OPs are just imitating

[–]ethanethann 15 points16 points ago

Could the real OP please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

[–]maraedits 1 point2 points ago

I am the OP of this comment right here and I can't vouch for any of you confusing fuckers.

[–]Chumanix 0 points1 point ago

AHH I KNOW THAT FEEL!!!

[–]aazav 0 points1 point ago

Do you both own the same dog and did you both send "your" dog outside at the same time in unison?

[–]Marchie 2 points3 points ago

There's a difference between reposts and this. I don't mind reposts, but this...

[–]ThatGuyRememberMe -3 points-2 points ago

Notice the username.

[–]judehoffman 131 points132 points ago

That's weird. A couple months ago, I saw someone with the same dog, and the same patio table. And the same title. You two should be friends!

[–]Crimsonskyss 1 point2 points ago

It's a conspiracy

[–]fapsters_anonymous 0 points1 point ago

Or lovers!

[–]AllYourTacos 1 point2 points ago

Friends? They should bang each other.

[–]EmuKamikaze 113 points114 points ago

No you didn't

[–]SelfishAirboat 31 points32 points ago

[–]Miyogi 60 points61 points ago

You are an awful person.

[–]Mr_Rawrr 33 points34 points ago

Go kill yourself OP.

[–]Not_a_necromorph 33 points34 points ago

Dear diary,

Today op was a HUGE faggot.

[–]tyler0351 58 points59 points ago

Yep....I remember seeing this before.

[–]MeToosta 25 points26 points ago

[–]Cocomunky 2 points3 points ago

I assume this is from Battleship, which I've never seen, but hey! I didn't know Alexander Skarsgård was in Battleship!

[–]plahcinski 2 points3 points ago

Decent movie, go watch it.

[–]tomakeredditsuckless 21 points22 points ago

Shameless reposting FUCKER. I hope you feel shame.

[–]lunaticlola 37 points38 points ago

Ok, i saw this same pic months ago. Either you stole it from someone else or you're re-posting your own stuff for more karma. Either way = down vote.

[–]Pazuzuuu 19 points20 points ago

OR...OR...(and I'm just speculating here), OP's dog and OP's table have doppelgangers from an alternate universe.

[–]Thewingman 4 points5 points ago

Quick! Someone call Nicolas Cage. We need to string together unrelated clues to confirm your hypothesis.

[–]Crimsonskyss 0 points1 point ago

How'd it get burned!!!

[–]moorechez67 -1 points0 points ago

I was watching this physics thing on PBS that suggested this scenario (not this one in particular) would be wholly plausible. Kinda crazy. it doesn't explain the cross-dimensional/time/etc. posting though

[–]Pazuzuuu -1 points0 points ago

And I'm not smart enough to understand it even if it did.

[–]moorechez67 -1 points0 points ago

I know that feel bro

[–]LittlePinger 0 points1 point ago

Obviously this OP stole the original original poster's dog and careful recreated the scene for karma. Bastard.

[–]baconator9000 1 point2 points ago

Or op is a faggot

[–]ThisIsntVeryFunny 103 points104 points ago

[–]wojx 4 points5 points ago

I tip my hat to you sir.

[–]ethanethann 9 points10 points ago

shame on you OP

[–]Striker65 18 points19 points ago

Man, Thats hilarious! Almost as funny as the first time I saw it on reddit...Almost...

[–]combzy89 22 points23 points ago

[–]ThatGirlYouKnew 7 points8 points ago

This feels familiar...

[–]jewelzz 5 points6 points ago

How are 90% of these comments about the fact this is a repost, yet this still makes front page with over 800 upvotes?

[–]tetzy 0 points1 point ago

Because most people stick to the front page and since it changes over the course of the day, this is new and enjoyed (or not) by everyone who didn't see it earlier.

Annoying, but yeah; reddit.

[–]sarahgogo 13 points14 points ago

If I see this damn post one more time!!!

[–]Skreech2011 4 points5 points ago

You fucking suck, OP.

[–]Milkgunner 4 points5 points ago

No. You didn't do this. Someone else did this and you were too lazy to even come up with a title of your own.

[–]SweetGehenna 5 points6 points ago

You lying piece of fucking shit. THIS ISNT YOUR PHOTO YOU CUNT

[–]Lipofect 5 points6 points ago

Seems my upvoting accuracy is a little off....no no, it's a genuine downvote.

[–]LordDerpingtons 4 points5 points ago

Repost -_-

[–]EdocKrow 3 points4 points ago

Bull.... shit.

[–]Heretical_Fool 3 points4 points ago

http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/UW1WR.jpg

submitted 2 months ago by JackoNorwich to /r/aww

With the same fucking title.

[–]Smackithdown 3 points4 points ago

How many times can this really be posted??

[–]Steininger1 2 points3 points ago

Fuck you. I'm a dog.

[–]canadian028 4 points5 points ago

"Repost" isn't spelled Q-U-A-L-I-T-Y

[–]PubblesWorth 2 points3 points ago

Fuck you

[–]aazav 2 points3 points ago

No. You didn't. This is a repost, you fucking asshole.

[–]ticklefights 7 points8 points ago

go to his user page and downvote everything he has ever posted.

[–]jenzthename -1 points0 points ago

Except that would be violating the rediquette. Don't bring yourself down to OPs level.

[–]ticklefights 1 point2 points ago

yeah you're right........i still fucking hate karma whores.

[–]HSProductions 0 points1 point ago

Oh captain, my captain!!!

[–]Idiotank 0 points1 point ago

Fuck the police

[–]itsbread 0 points1 point ago

Disregard the police force

[–]JesusChrist5 1 point2 points ago

I sent my dog out as punishment for standing on the table. This was his response..

[–]puzzleia 2 points3 points ago

The worst of all reports. That title is verbatim.

[–]jsmith212600 0 points1 point ago

What a faggot.

[–]MothaFuckinTrumpet 1 point2 points ago

Fuck you

[–]Golanubi 1 point2 points ago

I thought this was funny until I found out the OPs nefarious karma conspiracy. Then i was displeased until I saw all the redditors who were displeased before me.

Now my thunder is all used up and I have no fucks to give. Have a downvote.

[–]SuperBlastex 1 point2 points ago

fucking idiot

[–]I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS 1 point2 points ago

BLEEZYT, THIS COURT FINDS YOU GUILTY ON BOTH COUNTS: NOT UNDERSTANDING HOW DOGS THINK AND BLATANTLY REPOSTING. YOUR SENTENCE IS ONE REALLY, REALLY HARD DOWNVOTE. HNNNNG! YOU FEEL THAT, FUCKER?

[–]hooizyoo 1 point2 points ago

Seriously, a repost is one thing, but trying to claim it to be your own original photo is bullshit.

[–]corya14 4 points5 points ago

How do you guys even find those old posts?

[–]Ridley290 -1 points0 points ago

Fuck you! I'm a dog!

[–]mktrng -1 points0 points ago

If I sent my dog outside alone, he'd consider it as a mini vacation.

[–]InuzukaAngel77 -1 points0 points ago

Rebellious.

[–]ChristianAllen95 -1 points0 points ago

Well isn't that just a giant middle finger to you

[–]d1z -1 points0 points ago

Dog leads 2-1

[–]fuzzyturtles -1 points0 points ago

He's a rebel.

[–]maraedits -1 points0 points ago

"Yeah? Well fuck you too!" says Dog.

[–]Roboticpirate -1 points0 points ago

"your move, bitch."

[–]laikalost -1 points0 points ago

Fight the power, little dog.

[–]UBJelly -1 points0 points ago

As a dog owner I laughed my arse off.

[–]cheesesauceboss -1 points0 points ago

fuck the police

[–]nathanlegit 1 point2 points ago

There's a difference between reposts and blatantly jacking somebody's entire post. Fuck you.

[–]bleezyt[S] -1 points0 points ago

He is my friend and we did an experiment. And all this abuse is just clarification that reddit people are all nasty and people with nothing better to do but boost their own egos by abusing people without even knowing the whole story.

[–]nathanlegit 0 points1 point ago

Did your "experiment" consist of: Hey, I wonder if I can get to the front page with the exact same picture and title? Don't try to act like I was being nasty or boosting my ego by calling you out on stealing someone's content. And also don't act like I should've asked for the whole story first, when even your explanation that it was an "experiment" is suspect.

[–]kbilancini29 -1 points0 points ago

Repost or not this was the first time I genuinely laughed on reddit in a long time

[–]tetzy 0 points1 point ago

Great stuff. Made me smile :)

[–]Strawberii 0 points1 point ago

Did you take that picture with a potato?

[–]msydes 0 points1 point ago

repost

[–]Stukos 0 points1 point ago

I sent my bleezyt outside as punishment for reposting. This was his response .. (Sorry for the obvious repost)

[–]ricki142 0 points1 point ago

How do you guys even find those old posts.

[–]wataDs 0 points1 point ago

oh that is it i'm getting on the repost band wagon

[–]DarlingDont 0 points1 point ago

How in the world do blatant reposts like this get so many upvotes?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU, REDDIT!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Haters gon' hate

[–]Thomasthetroll 0 points1 point ago

sorry for the downvote ;) i am on phone couldnt link downvoting roman link someone help me out here

[–]ladyjtmb 0 points1 point ago

Anarchy!!! Woof woof

[–]nashkid0 0 points1 point ago

Just give him a good beating next time.

[–]your_dickless_cousin 0 points1 point ago

You should post this to /r/firstworldanarchists!

[–]zephyy 1 point2 points ago

Okay since this is obviously fake and a repost, can it get deleted and the OP deprived of his sweet karma?

[–]Stoned_at_Work64 -2 points-1 points ago

Heh, my doggie used to this. We had a picnic table outside that "lined up" with our dinner table inside the house at a window... when it was time for us to eat, he would climb atop his table outside and eat his food (which I had placed up there for him).

[–]uiui -1 points0 points ago

I think your dog has been browsing /r/firstworldanarchists

[–]secretvictory -1 points0 points ago

How are all these people getting up votes for calling out a reposter? I just got negative karma for that yesterday or so. Fuck, I hate this website.

[–]specialfont -2 points-1 points ago

as he sings....I fight authority, authority always wins...

[–]jimjimmers -2 points-1 points ago

someone needs to shop up some blue makeup on half his face.

"Freedom!!"

[–]wookiesandwich -4 points-3 points ago

because fuck you that's why

[–]imgonnacallyouretard -3 points-2 points ago

Your dog says "What now, bitch"

[–]Burzghash -3 points-2 points ago

You don't own me. I am free.

In my mind.

[–]vapulate -3 points-2 points ago

dogs: nature's trolls

[–]awkwardhurdle -5 points-4 points ago

DEFIANT!

[–]noturtypicalredditor -4 points-3 points ago

He sure showed you.

[–]deafflow -2 points-1 points ago

My girlfriends bichon is a climber as well

[–]turbo_beef_injection -5 points-4 points ago