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[–]skanadian 48 points49 points ago

[–]Legendario000 1 point2 points ago

This is fucking hilarious

[–]one00percents 1 point2 points ago

Step 1 OP puts Neil Armstrong in title

Step 2 OP gets karma

Step 3 Repeat

[–]lifesaber 0 points1 point ago

Word.

[–]somethinginteresting 11 points12 points ago

Which one hurts when you press it?

The "A" key.

[–]Doonce 6 points7 points ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Was just thinking "this would be a great shirt if the punchline wasn't spoon-fed"

[–]In_Your_Cooch 8 points9 points ago

[–]Sean1708 2 points3 points ago

The only one of them that I'd seen was number 7 and that was only because it was this post. Maybe you spend your entire existence on reddit but not everyone does, just downvote and move on.

[–]chain_chomp 2 points3 points ago

Clever. Had to think a little for this one.

[–]Raaaaaaaaaandy 3 points4 points ago

Any excuse for a repost.

[–]TheEmbernova 11 points12 points ago

[–]iEatPie 0 points1 point ago

It's almost as if there is a way to hide and downvote.

Almost as if rules are set forth to not cry about reposts.

Maybe even the fact that it is this far up on /r/all that people haven't seen it.

Hell for the sake of giggles I can simply say repost comment are just made because the people who make them need attention.

But in the end, fuck you. Never saw it.

[–]Raaaaaaaaaandy -1 points0 points ago

you write like a shitty poet.

[–]iEatPie 0 points1 point ago

No money in it as compared to being a shitty_watercolour.

[–]jeaguilar 1 point2 points ago

I've been to the Space Bar. It's in Falls Church. Great eclectic selection on tap.

[–]KevlarAllah 1 point2 points ago

Actually, I bet he went here, to the Outpost Tavern.

[–]-Contrast- 0 points1 point ago

Well, * he took when he was still on Shift.

[–]TheOnlyKc 1 point2 points ago

[Time passes] ... [Time passes] ... [Time passes] ... [!] ... O SHIT! That's hilarious xD

[–]harringtonjoe 1 point2 points ago

What do you do if you see a space man? Park in it, man

[–]CrimsonFlow 0 points1 point ago

[–]brewphyseod 0 points1 point ago

Eye love visual puns.

[–]musicman1188 0 points1 point ago

Say Neil Armstrong. Acquire karma.

[–]laikalost 0 points1 point ago

It took me just a little too long to get the joke here, and now I feel bad.

[–]chewb 0 points1 point ago

I want to open a bar called 'The Progress Bar'

It would have progress bar-like neons at the entrance and other nifty ideas

[–]puphop 0 points1 point ago

On my keyboard?

[–]bigmeech 0 points1 point ago

"Hey an astronaut died! Maybe I can repost this and no one will notice!"

[–]TheEmbernova -1 points0 points ago

[–]bigmeech -1 points0 points ago

No.

[–]TheEmbernova 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

I encourage you to look at #31 under "dont's".

[–]bigmeech 0 points1 point ago

I encourage you to eat me.

[–]TheEmbernova 0 points1 point ago

If you insist.

[–]XXXMasonXXX 0 points1 point ago

SPACE STATION! YOU GET IT??!!!!?!!!?!11!!!1111ONEONEONE1!!!

[–]800sxr 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHA I just got it

[–]thoughtsy 0 points1 point ago

[–]engrpurdue 1 point2 points ago

Harry's anyone?

[–]YazoBeats 0 points1 point ago

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE !!! space space

[–]AxiomQuibble 0 points1 point ago

That took me way to long to figure out lol

[–]theummeower -1 points0 points ago

I swaer to god, this picture is older than the internet.

[–]SilverKnight1337 -1 points0 points ago

doubtful.....

[–]Shane112358 0 points1 point ago

I have this shirt!

[–]Ayamekoe -1 points0 points ago

At first I thought keyboard and was confused. Now I realize I must be retarded.

[–]LivingSaladDays 1 point2 points ago

Adding recent news to the title doesn't not make it a repost.

[–]mcqueeb -2 points-1 points ago

Swiffer did it first.

[–]enimem -1 points0 points ago

In space ?! I don't think so, I think he went to a normal bar on earth, like normal people.

[–]Iknowstarshine -3 points-2 points ago

wait....wait....think....OH, OH, AHHAHAHHHAHAH!!!!

[–]heytjm -1 points0 points ago

I'm not usually one to complain about reposts, but damn.

[–]FeatheredOdyssey -4 points-3 points ago

This is clever in so many ways.. Major props for finding it

[–]thembert -1 points0 points ago

No

[–]mrpopenfresh -2 points-1 points ago

If ever I stumble on money I'm going to open a place called space bar in Manhattan, and half the bar will be tech geek oriented and the other side will be space explorations. Staff will be dressed as nerds or as Star Trek federation officers.

[–]SilverKnight1337 -1 points0 points ago

I don't know know if you would get much business with a spelling error in your name

[–]junkyardking -3 points-2 points ago

And now he's sitting at that giant spacebar in the sky. Points to sky with both hands and winks

[–]dan_t_mann 3 points4 points ago

He's sitting at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

[–]AhhhClem -3 points-2 points ago

Bernard's Surf is in unknown status and there used to be a place up the Banana River called Harold's but it is not there anymore.

EDIT: The Pig and Whistle is close enough for me.

EDIT2: As in places where astronauts actually went for drinks.

[–]chuperamigo -3 points-2 points ago

Hardy-har-har

[–]jkayne -3 points-2 points ago

i really expected to see a bar in Ohio or Florida. that was really funny thanks :)

[–]ThatSpasticGuy -2 points-1 points ago

MAJOR REPOST!!!!!

[–]TheEmbernova 1 point2 points ago