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[–]narcoleptic_insomnia 29 points30 points ago

I like to think that someone accidentally hit the car, broke off the mirror, and then did the repair themselves at 3 AM.

[–]baby-cakes 31 points32 points ago

Good Guy Ghetto Greg

[–]red321red321 36 points37 points ago

this would be excusable if that were a hoopdie but that's a benz

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[–]_Remy_LeBeau 0 points1 point ago

\m/

[–]JoshTheDerp 10 points11 points ago

I think it is too. Maybe they spent all their money on the Benz and couldn't afford a mirror.

[–]ac_slat3r -2 points-1 points ago

As an 01 e350 320 owner, I agree.

[–]redls1bird 1 point2 points ago

If your in the states, you've been had. There never was an E350. Should be an E320.

[–]ac_slat3r 0 points1 point ago

You are correct good sir. I had the diesel import before but had forget the normal one found here would be a 320. Had to check my registration to be sure though lol

[–]SlashSarcasm 1 point2 points ago

Ghetto rich is a very real thing.

[–]random929 1 point2 points ago

Where do you think old luxury cars go?

[–]FireLordOzai 117 points118 points ago

If it's stupid but it works, it's still stupid, it just also happens to work.

[–]the_winged_one 132 points133 points ago

Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.

[–]NotaMethAddict 23 points24 points ago

Tautology is tautological.

[–]the_winged_one 23 points24 points ago

Finkle is Einhorn. Einhorn is Finkle.

[–]SpermWhale 22 points23 points ago

Racecar is racecaR.

[–]IceColdJuiceBox 8 points9 points ago

Ten animals I slam in a net!

[–]touchy610 2 points3 points ago

WHOA.

[–]lAltroUomo 2 points3 points ago

A man a plan a canal Panama

[–]DiscordianStooge -1 points0 points ago

A man, a plan, a kind of man-made river, planned!

[–]calicojones 6 points7 points ago

.wow

[–]load_more_comets 0 points1 point ago

[–]painkilller -4 points-3 points ago

Racecar si racecaR.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 3 points4 points ago

Racecars is racecaR

[–]Mike_Aurand 4 points5 points ago

Excuse me. I'd like to..."ass" you a few questions...

[–]FreeDirt 2 points3 points ago

Department of Redundancy Department is brought to you by Raid: Kills bugs dead.

[–]3698745210 0 points1 point ago

University of Maryland University College

[–]emeraldtears 0 points1 point ago

That's the Department of Repetitive Redundancies Department.

No pansy short phrases allowed.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

Except it can cause a fire by not being the right type of mirror. Happened to my dad.

[–]respite 4 points5 points ago

Say what now? How does that happen?

[–]friedsushi87 3 points4 points ago

science

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Well, I'm no scientist but just a guess, I would say it's the difference between convex and concave mirrors. As the light hits a concave mirror it will bring the light together in a stronger narrower beam, much like using a magnifying glass to burn ants.

[–]anthereddit 5 points6 points ago

Doesn't even work, though. Car side mirrors are slightly concave, the hand mirror won't get you the same scope of vision as the side mirror does.

[–]rigel2112 14 points15 points ago

Convex to be more precise. Concave you would see less.

[–]anthereddit 3 points4 points ago

Woops, just woke up.

[–]Delvez 2 points3 points ago

It still works. Just not as well.

Edit: well, not good

[–]CSimpson1162 2 points3 points ago

well

[–]Delvez 1 point2 points ago

Well then, i guess I'll change that

[–]dawgiesman1 0 points1 point ago

Your edit has left me in suspense. Whats not good? What? TELL ME

[–]Delvez 0 points1 point ago

I edited good to well

[–]LNMagic 1 point2 points ago

No, only the passenger side is convex. The driver's side is just flat.

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[–]Delvez 6 points7 points ago

And this one. It's an endless cycle

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[–]weezrsucks 6 points7 points ago

is that a mercedes?

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[–]Gooberpatrol66 2 points3 points ago

Then why did you write it?

[–]ServerGeek 20 points21 points ago

Fuck it.. whatever works.

[–]Inorashi 9 points10 points ago

Could at least cut off the extra handle bits.

[–]nobammer420 0 points1 point ago

But than you can't use it after.

[–]ShiftyBizniss 16 points17 points ago

My mom had an old Mercedes C-class and some vandals knocked the mirror off. It cost like $600 to replace it.. so I understand this.

[–]BoonTobias 1 point2 points ago

600 for a mirror? Just go to the junkyard and get one for $60

[–]B12Mega -1 points0 points ago

I heard of a Mercedes headlight replacement costing $1600.

[–]iknomus1c -1 points0 points ago

Most euro import parts and repairs are very expensive.

[–]random314 1 point2 points ago

My parents have a Lexus GX. The mirrors costs $470 with the housing, labor starts at $150/hr. Only the mirror was cracked though, but they kept on telling my mom that the entire housing is needed to fixed the cracked mirror.

I ended up ordering the mirror for $120 and changed it myself.

The mirror is cheap and if it's something ridiculous like $500 or $600, it probably includes the housing as well, which you might not need for a cracked or knocked off mirror.

[–]goose555 0 points1 point ago

One night, over 2 years ago in college, someone took my mirror off my car. It was hanging by the wires when i saw it the next morning. I got some gorilla glue duct tape and did a badass tape job. That same tape is still holding up my mirror.

[–]StewieBanana 7 points8 points ago

They'd actually be less ghetto than they appear.

[–]Awkward_Robot 0 points1 point ago

Thank you!

[–]SupermanV2 4 points5 points ago

I can't believe that wouldn't just get blown off.

[–]therukus 11 points12 points ago

Enter: The entire roll of packing tape.

[–]Delvez 18 points19 points ago

Or a single piece of duct tape

[–]therukus 0 points1 point ago

Fuck ya.

[–]Sureiyaa 6 points7 points ago

I don't like when people use "ya" for "yeah". "Ya" is a way to spell an odd pronounciation of "you". You just told him "fuck you".

Mini-rant over. Sorry about that.

[–]TechnoReject -1 points0 points ago

You're pronouncing it wrong, it could be used for either "yeah" or "you" depending on how you pronounce it.

Yeah: yah

You: yuh

[–]Sureiyaa 2 points3 points ago

I know what they're trying to say and how they intend it to be pronounced but it just looks so awkward.

[–]therukus 0 points1 point ago

I forgive ya.

[–]princesselectra 0 points1 point ago

i am not sure it is up to code either

[–]c-3do 0 points1 point ago

That's what she said.

[–]nyjets4life6 1 point2 points ago

is mo ghetto*

[–]Delvez 2 points3 points ago

Iz*

[–]publius4 2 points3 points ago

Is this really what qualifies as ghetto now? I think it's pretty damn resourceful, and certainly much better than driving around without a mirror.

[–]shivers13 1 point2 points ago

Hearing people say ghetto like that is like nails on a chalkboard to me.

[–]ryanthepostmaster 4 points5 points ago

How could they afford a Mercedes but not a replacement mirror?

[–]random929 2 points3 points ago

Old model year replacement parts still cost a lot value of that car is around $ 5500 USD.

[–]paranoyd_androyd 2 points3 points ago

a fancy mirror for a fancy car

[–]akatherder 2 points3 points ago

If your mirror breaks but the plastic casing is fine you can use this...

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Cipa-Cut-and-Stick-Replacement-Mirror-7-x-10/16680061

It works pretty well.

[–]wheresthegun 2 points3 points ago

[–]lebronhairline 1 point2 points ago

upvote for the clever title.

[–]hanneken 4 points5 points ago

How about "Objects in the ghetto are more mirror than they appear"?

No? Okay.

[–]Legit_Zurg 1 point2 points ago

Probably stole the mirror too

[–]TasteBudsInMyAsshole 1 point2 points ago

If it's crazy and it works it's not crazy.

[–]R3luctant 1 point2 points ago

If it was duck tape it would have been "more red neck than they appear"

[–]sfdmfcssfd 0 points1 point ago

Um, no, that's genuine hillbilly engineering right there.

[–]dirice87 1 point2 points ago

I appreciate someone actually attempting to fix it rather than saying "fuck it, those bastards can make room for me whenever I merge"

[–]Sureiyaa 2 points3 points ago

Am I the only person that looks over their shoulder when they merge?

[–]scheissegal 1 point2 points ago

the correct pronunciation in "ghettoer"

[–]Cerblu 1 point2 points ago

"There, I fixed it!"

(Man, I love that website.)

[–]angiepants0224 1 point2 points ago

This is exactly how my grandpa self-fixed his car like 2 weeks ago. I missed out on so much karma...

[–]salter8 1 point2 points ago

less ghetto than they appear FTFY

[–]Dogtopias -1 points0 points ago

Looks like spiderman got caught Masturbating into the mirror again. Honestly,He doesn't even care where we leaves them anymore.

[–]douce1503 0 points1 point ago

its ghetto fabulous!

[–]NoButSeriouslyBoners 0 points1 point ago

I'm not entirely certain that what that person has done is legal, really. I would be really cautious about driving with a mirror in an unsafe position like that. I actually saw a mirror like that in my sister's bathroom once while I was masturbating furiously to my reflection. So hard right now.

[–]wootykins 0 points1 point ago

I hope that's a concave mirror they've got there, not a flat plane mirror.

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[–]mephistopheleia 0 points1 point ago

you're the redneck here. you couldn't even read from two posts ago...

[–]blackgrrl23 0 points1 point ago

Hey, it might have been between paydays! I've done many a duct tape repair on my car until I could get the actual part I needed!

PROTIP- make friends with your local car junkyard/pick-a-part. 100% of the time they will find you what you need- if they don't have it they will find it for you. Also- car-part.com for used parts and rockauto.com is the cheapest and fastest for new parts. No I don't work for either, I am a proud customer.

Brandywine in MD is an awesome junkyard - worth the trip from VA- there is also a big junkyard on route 1 just before you get to woodbridge, va right before the 95 exit.

[–]dreamsofbetterdays 1 point2 points ago

~~~~I bet mirror guy still makes more money than OP

[–]spikeshouse33 0 points1 point ago

on a GD Benz? WTF people?

[–]fknrat 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why, but out of all the images on reddit today, this one made me laugh uproariously

[–]proudUSMCwife 0 points1 point ago

LMAO!!!

[–]ac_slat3r 0 points1 point ago

On a Mercedes too :(

As a Mercedes owner this makes me sad.

[–]Neptunia360 -1 points0 points ago

At lease (s)he has a side view mirror of some sort. I'm sure many of my lazier friends would simply do without.

[–]sjek 0 points1 point ago

Ok, question from the U.K., slightly off topic. (I'm assuming this picture is from the US)

Is there no mandatory vehicle testing for roadworthiness? For example, in the UK (and Europe) any car more than 4 years old must have an annual inspection (called an MOT). It is illegal to drive without passing this inspection.

Even if this is a temporary fix, any police officer would pull you over here, tell you that your car is not roadworthy in it's current condition and give you x amount of time to fix it - I think 14 days?

In the USA, can you just drive a car regardless of it's condition? Even if it's mechanically unsafe?

[–]ERMAGERDreddit 0 points1 point ago

I am quite impressed with the caption.

[–]julianface 0 points1 point ago

[–]m4545 0 points1 point ago

I did this just last week till the dealer got the mirror delivered.

[–]Bladewing10 0 points1 point ago

I'd hope people don't judge this sort of thing too seriously. You don't know what happened to lead up to this event. I had my mirrors smashed out with hail a couple months ago and I very seriously considered doing something like this as a placeholder until I could get my mirrors fixed. Yes it would have looked silly, but it's better than driving around without sideview mirrors.

[–]saberus 0 points1 point ago

Has no one noticed the reflection in the window showing a real rear-view mirror...? :s

[–]SirRuaro 0 points1 point ago

'Objects may appear pinker'

[–]Corsack 0 points1 point ago

I once saw headlights duct taped in place at my work.

[–]Tomato_Ketchup 0 points1 point ago

Did spiderman put that there?

[–]BreezyD 0 points1 point ago

It's definitely ghetto because there's a very specific type of ghetto rat who buys a shitty 10+ year old bmw/merc/lexus and does zero maintenance.

[–]nasaboy007 1 point2 points ago

OP: Morewood Ave, Pittsburgh?

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[–]deeprock 1 point2 points ago

Yep. Hey neighbors

[–]tylerni7 1 point2 points ago

And in case anyone didn't believe you guys, I can also confirm this. Apparently all my neighbors are also redditors.

[–]ref5022[S] 0 points1 point ago

Yes!

[–]coachadam 0 points1 point ago

Hmm.. Mercedes w/ a face mirror? Must be LA, that's all they've got down there..

[–]relaxjustdoit 0 points1 point ago

that handle calls for technically demanding adjustment

[–]LNMagic 1 point2 points ago

I see someone who is being responsible and safe. Sure, it's not a permanent fix, but it will allow the driver to still see around and avoid collisions until it's properly repaired.

[–]galaxyforsza 0 points1 point ago

Hah! And it's a Benz hahahaha

[–]omgnomgnome 0 points1 point ago

"thereifixeditforyou.com" or "redneckrepairs.com"

Clever, works, they saved some money.

[–]shteena 0 points1 point ago

I think this is the best title for a photo ever.

[–]gj45 0 points1 point ago

The other day I saw a guy in a pick-up driving around with an entire arm and side-miror duct taped on top of his broken mirror.

[–]TheMadHatter_9 1 point2 points ago

I've seen someone with a CD taped on to work as a mirror.

[–]jolyccyloj 0 points1 point ago

I thought the mirror had just melted

[–]stillbatting1000 0 points1 point ago

Hey, no penalties for improvising, right?

[–]NewAlt -1 points0 points ago

That's pretty fucking racist. Considering there is nothing in the photo to show this is "ghetto".

[–]meijerbrantm 0 points1 point ago

objects in mirror are FABULOUS!

[–]Soyance 0 points1 point ago

That's a Mercedes, too. )':

[–]crazyman1998 0 points1 point ago

What no duct tape?

[–]bvarner28 0 points1 point ago

Spent all their money on the damn Mercedes

[–]kingdavidbaker 0 points1 point ago

You would think the owner of a Mercedes could afford a mirror...

[–]Tugboy 1 point2 points ago

Bonequeesha is looking for her murrur

[–]EmeraldSupernova 0 points1 point ago

does anyone know if this was taken in the city of Bell gardens, CA?

[–]hero1012878 0 points1 point ago

interesting fact of the day ghetto was actually a word made to describe were the jewish population lived in cities during the dark ages and renaissance.

[–]afewdollarsmore 0 points1 point ago

Title had me laughing before I even saw the picture.

[–]mephistopheleia 0 points1 point ago

ARIGHT BITCHZ. this is the owner or the car right here. ghetto? maybe. but i also have a bachelors and masters degree in mechanical engineer, so certainly not red neck (like that guy calling duct tape "duck" tape <R3luctant>). thanks <ShiftyBizniss> for commiserating, and <narcoleptic_insomnia>, you nailed it: some bastard broke off the mirror while the car was street parked so the missing mirror came as a total surprise...and i had a road trip planned, so this was the best i could do. and FYI, this car was bought for just 3500 bucks, so no i didn't blow all the money i ever had on it.

and no, the mirror is not pink because i'm a girl. it's pink because that was the last mirror available at target and it happened to be pink.

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[–]cathyblues 0 points1 point ago

I feel like she got it done professionally

[–]World_War_II_Facts -1 points0 points ago

Russia and the Red Army were accused of several war crimes, including systematic mass rape (over 2 million German women aged 13-70 were allegedly raped by the Red Army) and genocide.

[–]doctechnical -2 points-1 points ago

Perfect for touching up the eye-liner on the way to work.

[–]xzconartist -2 points-1 points ago

Lol, I know her.

[–]mephistopheleia 0 points1 point ago

you suck. lol.

[–]xzconartist -1 points0 points ago

I'm the bestest

[–]spider1204 0 points1 point ago

lol me too, and i must say i am not surprised

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[–]TheScrantonStrangler 1 point2 points ago

Yes it is. In Massachusetts, if you are over 18, you can talk on a cell phone while driving. Texting while driving isn't legal though.

[–]Akeela2323 -1 points0 points ago

Holy Shit. This is in Pittsburgh PA. I swear i saw this like last night on Morewood in Shadyside! https://maps.google.com/maps?q=morewood+pittsburgh+pa&ie=UTF-8&ei=fmg9UIjeH4XFqgHL_YHACw&ved=0CAsQ_AUoAg