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[–]warrenseth 19 points20 points ago

I love how everyone now posts pictures of the pictures/gifs you can't look at without laughing thread.

[–]leeser3551 1 point2 points ago

Karma whores.....

[–]Lateralus24 -2 points-1 points ago

I was literally just about to bring that up. karma whoring at it's finest/worst.

[–]Achiboo[S] -2 points-1 points ago

[–]Dmayrion 6 points7 points ago

[–]Dr_Zeuss 4 points5 points ago

very incorrect. It should translate to:

Mi aerodeslizador está lleno de anguilas.

[–]Dr_Zeuss 5 points6 points ago

jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja

[–]liveryowl 2 points3 points ago

English: hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

[–]aqualink 1 point2 points ago

br: huehuehehuhehheueuhehhuehuehuehhuhehuehuhuehueireportuhuehuehuheu

[–]zxcvb94105 1 point2 points ago

Este es gran chingada!

[–]MentalOverload 4 points5 points ago

[–]ryanstsuckface 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand why the front page has become reactiongifs. Thank you, brother.

[–]PUSClFER 4 points5 points ago

My answer was always "No sé.", which was the only spanish I knew.

Eventually I had to quit going to spanish class.

[–]Ragnalypse -1 points0 points ago

[Become the honorary Mexican you always dreamed of becoming.](Duolingo.com)

[–]SourCreamWater 5 points6 points ago

Como?

FTFY

[–]LimeyPunk 2 points3 points ago

This is the correct reply if you don't understand.

[–]SourCreamWater 0 points1 point ago

Thank you!

[–]ReVo5000 1 point2 points ago

Actually can be ¿que? (not the polite way) ¿Como? (polite way) and ¿Perdon? (which is the super polite way...)

[–]biokitty 2 points3 points ago

¿Cómo?

FTFY

[–]elbowdoodle 2 points3 points ago

In my Italian class I would always answer "non lo so"... I don't know and would get passed over with the question. Eventually Semona caught on and made me actually answer.

[–]loveandbaseketball 2 points3 points ago

I'm currently studying abroad in Chile, and this is probably the word I use the most.

[–]juxtaposer43 3 points4 points ago

Yo tengo un gato en mis pantalones.

[–]makita69 2 points3 points ago

My kitty has a sombrero the exact same size and he refuses to play with anything else

[–]SConnelly53 1 point2 points ago

¿De qué color es el gato?

[–]velociraptorpikachu 1 point2 points ago

No sé señor

[–]SConnelly53 0 points1 point ago

Tú comprendes?

[–]rafaelencinas94 0 points1 point ago

El no comprende el color del gato, entonces el debe de ser el gato. Trust me, I'm a Mexican.

[–]velociraptorpikachu 0 points1 point ago

Sí, pero no 'grey'

[–]Dr_Zeuss 0 points1 point ago

ni 'gray' tampoco.

[–]woahdaddyhotmama 1 point2 points ago

I always just nodded and went "sii" with a cocky grin

[–]howaboutthis13 1 point2 points ago

[–]theee_bentley 0 points1 point ago

Gold.

[–]dood1234tu 1 point2 points ago

Quid?

[–]recovering_PMO 0 points1 point ago

In high school I took French I in my freshman year and French II at the end of my junior year. Anytime I was asked a question my response was "Je ne sais pas" meaning "I don't know" as it was the only thing that I could remember from the first class.

[–]Armunt -2 points-1 points ago

Well you can say "Que te recontra" what its "same to you BITCH!"

God i love spanish, i love castellano, i love the Argentino-Castellano

[–]phrank12 0 points1 point ago

Oh look, it's a gif from that thread yesterday, congrats.

[–]pacofvf -1 points0 points ago

soy alérgico a los crustaceos