Men all over the world

MrIslander · 16 days

What the fuck is life sens?

NotaMethAddict · 16 days

Semi-relevant.

cana-dan · 16 days

I too discuss a single politic when drunk.

shyam14111986 · 16 days

This made it's way from facebook. A phenomenon commonly known as "Reverse Dumping".

ILL_Show_Myself_Out · 16 days

And boobs. I also talk about boobs.

akakaze · 16 days

Sounds like my friends, last time I got shitfaced with them, we ended up discussing the nature of fear.

Ixilary · 16 days

So, am I the only guy who hates talking about women with other guys? I literally don't give a crap about your perverted tendencies or who you find attractive, and I'm sure you don't want to here it from me either.

JJBell · 16 days

The older I get, the more true this becomes.

omgbbq123 · 16 days

This isn't funny at all.

FrogDie · 16 days

LE BITCH PLEASE LIKE A SIR XD!1!!1!!

upvote dis if you 9gag everytim.

Uh-oh, CIRCLEJERK IS LEAKING XD!!1!1!1!!

manchez · 16 days

What does mean sens?

Metal_Corrections · 16 days

Or high

Peentown · 16 days

literally exactly true

anarchyz · 16 days

This is false

elsophe · 16 days

This looks like it was made by a French person. le sens = meaning Also in French the word for politics is singular (la politique)

Nerevarino · 16 days

This is true for me. Of course boobs is a common subject no matter what, but I always seem to start philosophical conversations when I drink.

stillnotking · 16 days

There are so many better options than drinking. In my experience, only about 20-25% of people get more interesting when they drink, but almost 100% get more interesting when you tie them to a chair and point a gun at their head.

matts41 · 16 days

Good ol' politic.

anabolic · 16 days

Plato and Socrates agree http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symposium

berkelium247 · 16 days

I once started explaining the shape and composition of the ethanol molecule.

quitelargeballs · 16 days

If that said what men talk about when they are high it might make more sense.

But, really, I talk about boobs regardless of sobriety.

perfectname · 16 days

Only true for "Men" that are intimidated by women.

Ds0990 · 16 days

I wish this was true. When I get drunk I end up talking about boring subjects that I happen to know a lot about.

synicalx1 · 16 days

I call bullshit, me and my mates talk about boobs/women etc WAY more when we're drunk. Hell we go to clubs specifically to find women with boobs.

yeathl · 16 days

I think that was supposed to be:

"When men talk" (sports, boobs money, ego, etc....)

"When men talk after the end of Happy hour" (religion, politics, philosophy, science, etc.....)

"When men talk during the hour before last call" (right back to sports, boobs money, ego, etc....)

php4me · 16 days

Usually I always agree with these, but this one's just not right

Lastaria · 16 days

I try and talk about what you listed drunk men talk about normally and nobody is interested.

Unfortunately I do not tend to get drunk, so when at the Pub with my friends and they try talking about these things when they themselves are drunk they coming off sounding like idiots to a sober person.

misappeal · 16 days

This is just one level above pictures of text.

maraedits · 16 days

*baked FTFY

heylookitsmykel · 16 days

Not drunk. High.

YeahBitchMagnets · 16 days

Because all men are interested in boobs and sports. ಠ_ಠ

KeythKatz · 16 days

Go back to 9gag, you're one of them.

CapCapper · 16 days

I find this post to be rather shallow and pedantic.

vibesnstuff · 16 days

So reddit steals from 9gag now?

Simbada · 16 days

It funny because it's the actual opposite of what literally happens?

Talarot · 16 days

Its actually backwards for me, so I abstain from drinking.

the-entheogeneration · 15 days

I'm SO curious. Please, men, tell me, how do you talk about boobs? Is it just like, "Ah man, that chick in my Sociology class, she's got nice tits." or is it like, "You know I'm glad boobs are round and not tubular" or like what the fuck. I really want to know.

Lotsandlotsofwhores · 15 days

and thats why alcohol should never be illegal

Knuckledustr · 15 days

As someone who is still hammered from just getting back from the bar....Dafuq? Pretty sure all we talked about was women and boobs.

I think that picture should be reversed, I am much more likely to talk about politics, philosophy, etc when sober.

dangoodspeed · 15 days

So is it normal for a guy like me who doesn't drink, to only talk about what those men only talk about when they're drunk?

XxSpectre99xX · 15 days

Don't forget poop it always comes up

v71b83r5v7n4t · 15 days

Trade sports for motorcycles and you are exactly right.

TacticalNukePenguin · 15 days

Really? I always end up back on boobs. Well until she dumps me...

LazyNecromancer · 15 days

This is a repost of a very old ragecomic

vfst5476 · 15 days

replace drunk with high

flawlesslylogical · 15 days

As a man, we never talk about boobs.

psytrancedsquid · 15 days

It depends on how drunk they are and how well they handle alcohol.

Shroom_mole · 15 days

Haven't ever met anyone that does this.

onisama · 15 days

Shit, today I found out I'm always drunk and when I drink, I'm sober...

AnteFjjante · 15 days

This is why I'm an alcoholic.

Liquiditi · 15 days

I once debated with a friend while drunk whether all suns are just stars or if all stars are suns. Went into quite a massive thing about it, but I think in the end we just kept repeating ourselves over and over again. Was fun.

Other mates taled about their fathers abandoned them or how their father died, while they were fucked off their face. Shit was intense. I just sat there taking it all in.

usernametaken8 · 15 days

Here, have something actually entertaining.

unprovoked33 · 15 days

Seems like many guys just don't have the guts to debate with their friends, so they only talk about stuff they agree on, or if they disagree, it doesn't matter. Or they don't want to bother themselves thinking about things with any depth.

Lazy, stupid, or cowardly, you decide.

I dunno, I always feel like the odd one out when I don't enjoy talking about the same old BS over and over again. I have fun for a little while, but after a bit the conversation becomes stale.

Kadoc · 16 days

god, this, is, so, fucking, lame, unorigina,l and, just, plain, untrue

balleriffic · 16 days

Stolen from 9gag...

marcthedrifter · 16 days

If there's anything I hate more than talking about politics; it's talking about politics while drunk.

Professor_YoMama · 16 days

This must be why you refer to others as sir whilst drunk

logosfabula · 16 days

So I log in to Reddit to see content that was posted to FACEBOOK two days BEFORE by my DUMBEST friend. ???

FuhrerVonSwagg · 16 days

LIKE A SIR

imlost19 · 16 days

This is just so wrong and unfunny. You can't stereotype all men just by what some men do. Yeah, maybe sometimes when the weather's hot and chicks are in bikinis we talk about boobs, but that doesn't mean that's all we talk about.

Baddiekins · 16 days

This was clearly made by a female.

CanadaStan · 16 days

Have a classy up vote sir, for I am indeed drunk at this late hour. Though quite surprised at my ability to spell. Cheerio!

Lhukov · 16 days

It's not just men who do this ffs. EDIT: Just replace boobs with "dicks".

PoliticallyConcerned · 16 days

Flip that around and you got me.

Null_Reference_ · 16 days

Being an avid non-drinker and non-smoker, I always laugh when I read these things and not due to their intended effect. Being around pot smoking, alcohol guzzling people from all over the world, almost none of them discuss anything remotely intelligent. So it's a nice try, but if you're an idiot when sober, you're an idiot drunk.

igoronline · 16 days

I'm the exact opposite, I tend to get all "boobs and video games" when I'm drunk.

mokomi · 16 days

sign. And people think it's weird when you talk about that while sober.

dolphinhj · 16 days

Too bad all conversations eventually head towards boobs.

cavalier511 · 16 days

I hate to say this... But I was a 9gager about a year ago. (Don't worry, I haven't been there in a long long time) but I actually remember seeing this on 9gag. Makes me sad to see it here. I wanted to escape the stupid rage comics.

teuast · 16 days

I'm underage, so I get to the second one by staying up all night with my friends. It worked best when we were in a tent in the backyard, as I recall, though another group reported some success with a hot tub. I think we disproved our own existence, though I may be wrong about that, my memory is fuzzy.

It's actually a really cool technique my friend discovered for coming up with philosophical breakthroughs. You get 3-5 people together who know each other really well, and you have them sit outside, away from screens, all night. Around about 9:00, they begin the Five Stages of Tiredness, which are as follows:

Tired. This is the stage many high schoolers spend their lives at. From here, it's not terribly difficult to get to stage 2, which can also happen on a normal day.
What my friend calls "slap-happy." Everything is hilarious, no matter what it is, or whether it actually is funny or not. You become incredibly obnoxious and occasionally incoherent.
Dead. You can't keep your eyes open, you can't make them focus, it takes an incredible amount of effort to even lift your hand.
Meditative. You feel normal now, but your brain's barriers to the absurd have been broken down. This is where the fun happens. This is where you disprove your own existence, or talk about the plausibility of the soul, or some other ridiculous shit like that that nevertheless seems completely real.
Hallucinating. Shadows flit, ghostly dragons appear, your hands switch places, and you're basically on a non-drugged acid trip. If you don't go home and crash now, you will soon lose your mind, because it only gets worse from here.

Congratulations. If you made it to Stage 5, you are an individual of incredible determination with a group of extremely awesome friends. Now for God's sake, get some sleep.

randogen · 16 days

This blew my mind. It is so true!

skim4lyfe · 16 days

ur high whenever u talk about that stuff

StanlyTheManly · 16 days

I too enjoy discussing the politic.

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