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[–]ZombieWeinerDog 13 points14 points ago

[–]The_Goomar 5 points6 points ago

I can't seem to leave this page.

[–]invaderkristin 2 points3 points ago

I was eating toast with jam when I opened this. Now it feels creepy.

[–]D4TB4SS 2 points3 points ago

An internet picture hasn't made me cry of laughter in a long time

[–]xwexcollidex 0 points1 point ago

I agree. I calm down for a second and keep seeing her face and losing it again.

[–]agobayer 0 points1 point ago

"more kitten blood mom"

[–]Crazymolerat -3 points-2 points ago

...

[–]FishBonePendant 1 point2 points ago

"..." isn't a comment

[–]Crazymolerat 0 points1 point ago

It is too!!!! Waaaaahhhh!!!!!!

[–]Triumphum 1 point2 points ago

I read the title in a Jamaican accent.

[–]srsyracuse 1 point2 points ago

Yea, I read "mon" the first time instead of "mom" too.

[–]gclma 0 points1 point ago

Pure genius.

[–]galaxyforsza 0 points1 point ago

First thought: Overly attached girlfriend. Second thought: I see what you did there.

[–]xwexcollidex 0 points1 point ago

This was way more funny to me than it should have been.

[–]bartpieters 1 point2 points ago

When I ask our youngest to smile for a picture, she squeezes out a smile like that. So wanting to avoid a rocky horror picture show, usually we now just take pictures and hope for the best.

[–]FausterChild 0 points1 point ago

I always thought she looked like Will Farrell's senior year photo...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

i finally laughed at a "funny" post. thanks!

[–]oneforce -1 points0 points ago

Wow , I just burst in to laughter on reddit in bed, so my family thinks I'm insane. Thanks, this is hilarious.

[–]xwexcollidex -1 points0 points ago

I did too. and My boyfriend is sleeping. So even more insane.

[–]WonkaCheeseburger 0 points1 point ago

She's got a face like butter wouldn't melt...

[–]Fishing_Dude 1 point2 points ago

What?

[–]MrHawke 0 points1 point ago

That shit is creepy!