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[–]tossmeoff 889 points890 points ago

Sadly, I could hit that.

[–]POSTS_GIFS 847 points848 points ago

[–]wwt0112 67 points68 points ago

Glory Holes, you're doing it wrong.

[–]MadMageMC 196 points197 points ago

[–]toolatealreadyfapped 30 points31 points ago

I love her.

[–]SmileyMe53 12 points13 points ago

Who is this?

[–]Jorgemeister 178 points179 points ago

That's Tinkerbell, you moron.

[–]Dude_Im_Godly 17 points18 points ago

Risky Click

[–]JTyler82 19 points20 points ago

Well worth it..

[–]jaymedic 10 points11 points ago

Fuckin' a

[–]SilentWalrus92 42 points43 points ago

Boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner

[–]BlackestNight21 103 points104 points ago

mushroom mushroom

[–]FictionVent 15 points16 points ago

agghh... a snake...

[–]JSLEnterprises 4 points5 points ago

snAAAaaaAAaake, snAAAaaaAAAaake.... badger badger badger badger...

[–]fecklessness 271 points272 points ago

How could you "hit that" cartoon fairy? Please explain in detail. I've been waning to fuck Jessica Rabbit since I was 12.

[–]QQexe 179 points180 points ago

aaand you got the song stuck in my head..

[–]LtVincentHanna 34 points35 points ago

Crap I'm blanking here, I know I've seen it before, but what song is it?

[–]bdog2g2 197 points198 points ago

Taaakkkkkeeeee Onnnnnnnn Meeeeeeee

[–]Jelliphish 166 points167 points ago

TAAAAAAAAAKKKEEEE MEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOON

[–]bdog2g2 142 points143 points ago

I'lllllll beeeee gonnnnneeeee

[–]epatti0914 261 points262 points ago

In a daaayyyy or TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


(releases nutsack from rubberband)

[–]bozzwtf 12 points13 points ago

MAKES ME JUST WANNA CRUMPLE SOMETHIN'

[–]midnightsbane04 6 points7 points ago

I can honestly say that the only reason I know the entire chorus to this song is from playing Sleeping Dogs. Most entertaining karaoke in a game ever.

[–]Ketchup-mess 13 points14 points ago

BE GOOD TO YOUR TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM

[–]Dandistine 10 points11 points ago

Screw you.

That is all.

[–]bdog2g2 6 points7 points ago

Oh the things that you say

[–]Kkmkay 18 points19 points ago

[–]plymkerburke 9 points10 points ago

I just sang this in the game Sleeping Dogs. Uggh.

[–]Relevant_FO3_Perk 31 points32 points ago

You too? The only song I bothered to 100%.

[–]Jollycocks 8 points9 points ago

I like this novelty. Please keep this up.

[–]Natten 56 points57 points ago

[–]SavageCain 17 points18 points ago

And a finer ska day to you as well

[–]honchell12 10 points11 points ago

i like this version better.

[–]tossmeoff 91 points92 points ago

You're under the illusion that I'm human.

[–]Gold_Leaf_Initiative 21 points22 points ago

Toon Town for life.

[–]jdsizzle1 127 points128 points ago

Find her It should do the trick.

[–]sltkr 45 points46 points ago

In that genre, let's not forget Holli Would.

[–]Apf4 36 points37 points ago

IIRC this movie is about a cartoon girl who wants to become a real girl and the only way to do that is to fuck the man who drew her...

...nice.

[–]D14BL0 21 points22 points ago

Pretty much, yes.

Cool World is the name of the film, for those interested. Worth checking out. Basically like a Who Framed Roger Rabbit, but for adults.

[–]Snarfthedstroyer 33 points34 points ago

I always thought Who Framed Roger Rabbit was a Who Framed Roger Rabbit for adults.

[–]BryanBeast13 11 points12 points ago

I hate to say this but she is soooo hot

[–]drfrisker 23 points24 points ago

idk about you, i'd love to say it

[–]CheckMyDoubles 174 points175 points ago

Like this (NSFW)

[–]Sofa_King_Bored 171 points172 points ago

Add fapped to pencil and paper to the list.

[–]Ephorex 70 points71 points ago

ಠ__ಠ

[–]skyman724 86 points87 points ago

GTFO. You know you want to.

(Get the fap on)

[–]The_Drunk_IT_Guy 10 points11 points ago

With this toon shit I try to visualize it and it's like my brain hits a 404 error, maybe a BSOD.

[–]queenofthecanned 12 points13 points ago

I need a list....I've probaly got off to the most unusual things of any female ever

[–]Sofa_King_Bored 17 points18 points ago

Explain...in great detail, don't be afraid to be specific.

[–]cerebraklex 2 points3 points ago

Once I got off to a Teen Titans Hentai episode.

There were tentacles.

[–]SweetMustache 5 points6 points ago

Go on...

[–]Skywyse 5 points6 points ago

We, your audience, await this opportunity to deplete our supplies of lotion and tissues.

[–]J05H 9 points10 points ago

She's not naughty, she's just drawn that way.

[–]unrelatedbadger 102 points103 points ago

[–]Racist_Chicken 9 points10 points ago

Looked, saw name ~> Laughed

[–]Psirix 87 points88 points ago

I work with a girl that's fucking TINY and reminds me so much of tinkerbell. I've been wanting to hit that like the fist of god for months now. Just once or twice though, she's kind of on the super mega ultra crazy side. Hot as hell, crazy as fuck.

[–]1gnominious 65 points66 points ago

Just make sure to use protection. I suggest a fake ID, football helmet, and moving at least one time zone.

[–]drfrisker 119 points120 points ago

dont stick your dick in crazy

[–]not_legally_rape 104 points105 points ago

Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.

[–]ReignOfTerror 93 points94 points ago

Always trust not_legally_rape.

[–]Wolfosaurus 41 points42 points ago

The body has ways of shutting it down if it's legitimate, anyway...

[–]evil_villain 20 points21 points ago

I know that feel. I seem to have a propensity for volatile women myself. And let's be honest, windshields are so much cheaper than they were 10 years ago.

[–]jwallace582 12 points13 points ago

Don't stick it in crazy. Unless you really want to.

[–]TheyCallMeSuperChunk 25 points26 points ago

i.e. stick your dick in crazy.

[–]XaroXhaonDaxos 449 points450 points ago

I loved your IAMA.

[–]Eaglesun 153 points154 points ago

o.O for anyone else who is confused and about to look through tossmeoff's posts...

yea there is no IAMA.

... I believe you have successfully trolled me XaroXhaonDaxos

[–]deannapolis 426 points427 points ago

He/she is referring to the micropenis post.

[–]skyman724 306 points307 points ago

what you did there, I barely saw it

[–]H4zzard 87 points88 points ago

Apply cool water to burn

[–]Smartio 135 points136 points ago

[–]rigadoog 48 points49 points ago

I like how the way that that is looped, Sokka turns into Katara and you can barely notice it.

[–]vivvav 32 points33 points ago

[–]AphoticSketch 25 points26 points ago

This gif loads like a sack of shit.

[–]zimboptoo 5 points6 points ago

That went places I wasn't expecting. Good places.

[–]LucanDesmond 12 points13 points ago

I love that /r/TheLastAirbender has leaked into ALL OF REDDIT

[–]SonuvaGunderson 20 points21 points ago

SLAMMO

[–]dont_shit_urknickers 6 points7 points ago

We're not doing that.

[–]CatsNarwhalsBacon 18 points19 points ago

Oh, yes we are. SLAMMO

[–]Digniax 21 points22 points ago

So subtle... like an actual micropenis.

[–]ResidentWeeaboo 2 points3 points ago

It was fun to see he was wondering for 3 hours.

[–]Badong11 18 points19 points ago

Well... thanks i didn't get the joke either and you saved me some time looking through his submissions.

[–]iShavedMyFaceForThis 9 points10 points ago

Thanks for doing the legwork.

[–]bootnuts 6 points7 points ago

Take your lies back to Qarth

[–]CodyModo 14 points15 points ago

Microweiner.

[–]I_lick_old_ladies420 12 points13 points ago

Ouch! Really? That's like sticking your dick in a cheerio.

[–]OhBlackWater 1 point2 points ago

Have you seen an asshole? That's not a bad thing.

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[–]ThatGuyYouKilled 56 points57 points ago

No one ever sees a micropenis "pop up", you silly fool.

[–]thedudeabides- 2 points3 points ago

42 points 2 hours ago (3|0)

i guess reddit dictated your post was of the highest quality

[–]Nickoskull 255 points256 points ago

For anyone that thought otherwise, this is fake. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56ZDqEck4a4

[–]Dstroyrofwrlds 140 points141 points ago

However plausible to anyone who's read the book. http://i.imgur.com/yezs3.png

[–]AcolyteRB3 82 points83 points ago

And throughout history, after people get drunk they want to have sex. Also before, but moreso after.

[–]star_witness 68 points69 points ago

You're crazy. Sex was invented by Hugh Hefner in 1967.

[–]lia_sang 24 points25 points ago

1969 was also a good year in the history of sex.

[–]star_witness 32 points33 points ago

It was the year when two men looked up at the sky and dreamed, "What if we took the girl and rotated her 180 degrees?"

And the second guy said "What? So she's standing up?"

And the first guy said, "You're dead weight, Buzz."

[–]Im_Advent_Gaurd 9 points10 points ago

Well. This scene from The Beatles' movie 'A Hard Day's Night' makes a lot more sense now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRuUYgcpC6Y

[–]noellemybelle 1 point2 points ago

I just watched that clip 12 times.

[–]dirice87 3 points4 points ago

Hey, its our word now

[–]Hughtub 9 points10 points ago

So it could be even more appropriate if some large dollops of cum were dripping out each time she shook her ass.

[–]eyesontheprozac 37 points38 points ago

10/10. Would still bang.

[–]Bainemo 12 points13 points ago

I really don't understand how it's possible for someone to be dumb enough to think this is real

[–]Mister_Butters 49 points50 points ago

Because it was Disney.

[–]garbledtutors 14 points15 points ago

Dumb, or incredibly hopeful.

[–]gearhead454 8 points9 points ago

Disney has a history of putting crap like that in thier movies. There is some of it in Roger Rabbit I think (vag shot) and several others. Back in the day one or two frames could not be seen by the eye but would register in the subconscious and no one had the ability or the idea to check to see what made Disney films so "extra" special. Google Disney subliminal, if you don't already know.

[–]pelrun 9 points10 points ago

would register in the subconscious

"subliminal advertising" is bullshit - it doesn't actually work.

[–]Bainemo 5 points6 points ago

This is not subliminal

This is fully liminal

[–]JayHay23 2 points3 points ago

[–]CDBerger 4 points5 points ago

I thought this was real...

[–]wakinupdrunk[!] 142 points143 points ago

[–]Maniacal_Artist 61 points62 points ago

Weirdest boner. I have it.

[–]Mcdz 26 points27 points ago

I will never look at my doorknob the same way again..

[–]rt_tlp 42 points43 points ago

That was surprisingly heartwarming.

[–]Lord_Thundercock 31 points32 points ago

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me, but I actually cared about how that ended. It actually felt good to read the ending.

[–]IAmAPen 10 points11 points ago

There's nothing wrong with you.

My heart is also warmed.

I'm cheering for the main male lead even though he's barely done anything.

[–]DanAttack 14 points15 points ago

Aaaand now I have to clear my history.

[–]JeSuisNerd 23 points24 points ago

lol teenagers

[–]trust_the_corps 57 points58 points ago

whoreknob

[–]rmm45177 9 points10 points ago

Imagine the scenario that went through the artist's head when he was making this.

"See that doorknob over there?... Yeah, I would tap that."

[–]fe1ix 20 points21 points ago

wut

[–]greedyiguana 23 points24 points ago

Jesus Japan, get your shit together

[–]crimsonfrost1 22 points23 points ago

Apparently they have it quite together, this is the future of porn right here, man!

[–]t_row_way 4 points5 points ago

what does it mean .. that I have a pretty reasonable sized boner right now

[–]meatwad75892 16 points17 points ago

My attention went straight to the Ulquiorra cosplay chick. That was hot.

[–]Mad4Josh 6 points7 points ago

You make me sad. Its Lillynette. Not Ulquiorra.

[–]JabbrWockey 6 points7 points ago

Japan

[–]CompoundClover 14 points15 points ago

(sigh)...Goddammit...(unzips pants)

[–]N2tZ 3 points4 points ago

[–]Journalisto 67 points68 points ago

I'm just not sure if it's tinkerballs or tinkervulvas.

[–]incompetentJesus 48 points49 points ago

I have you tagged as "ate hot wings, fingered his wife." And here you are staring at Tinkergina.

[–]Mister_Butters 30 points31 points ago

It's the Hotwingspussyguy!!

[–]prussianiron 7 points8 points ago

link to this post? I must see this.

[–]Mister_Butters 4 points5 points ago

For the life of me I can't remember the orig. post...and I don't think it had much to do with the orig. post...maybe incompetentJesus has the link..I just remember it was a lot of capsacin transfer horror stories!!

[–]AcerRubrum 15 points16 points ago

RES saves the link where you tagged the person. Click the tag and its right at the bottom of the little window that opens up. I don't have a fucking clue why redditors still go "hurr durr I have you tagged as sister-fucker when did I give you that tag?"...

...oh right, karma

[–]the_phoenix612 11 points12 points ago

Tagged as tag expert.

[–]incompetentJesus 5 points6 points ago

TIL! Thanks.

[–]tanu24 3 points4 points ago

I like when they post it because then someone sources it for me.

[–]rubberducky22 2 points3 points ago

I have him tagged as, "I do not consider myself a racist, but..." interesting.

[–]LeTrollSprewell 10 points11 points ago

Tinkergina, actually

[–]sperglord_manchild 12 points13 points ago

The only time I've ever wished for a micropenis

[–]old_mr2 15 points16 points ago

Think happy thoughts, Think happy thoughts...

[–]Buried_Sleeper 40 points41 points ago

I was expecting a Thornberry transformation.

[–]barton26 9 points10 points ago

SMASHING!

[–]StarcraftMethod 25 points26 points ago

that is actually hot

[–]MatthewH13 36 points37 points ago

[–]Mononucleosis16 4 points5 points ago

xpost from r/rule34

[–]ExplodingUnicorns 332 points333 points ago

Is this actually from one of the original VHS copies? I know that there was a penis on the Little Mermaid case, tits in The Rescuers and various other things - but I don't recall hearing about this one.

Edit: seriously, with the down-votes? It's a legitimate question you guys, and I'm not spouting bullshit with the penis and tits in Disney movies.

[–]pang0lin 198 points199 points ago

I do believe this is a fake.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iElqjGNFnwE

look at 1 minute.

[–]aikidoka 146 points147 points ago

[–]ddawson100 119 points120 points ago

Saving time and finding proof are what Pang0lin and aikidoka are doing. Thanks folks. I'm adding the can't-be-bothered-to-review-the-material part. Screenshot

[–]sirhobotooth 24 points25 points ago

Thank you sir, the upper echelon of lazy amongst us salute you.

[–]kevin24lg 2 points3 points ago

I thank you because apparently that YouTube video is not available on my mobile android device owned by Google..

[–]ExplodingUnicorns 30 points31 points ago

Ahh, alright. Thank you for providing that.

[–]JasonDark 3 points4 points ago

The music disturbs me, deeply disturbs me

[–]banditmill 20 points21 points ago

I don't.... understand how you could really think this was actually in there. The image in Rescuers was a still photo slipped in by one guy, and the penis-shaped-castle spire on the Mermaid VHS cover is more than likely a coincidence. This is fully animated fairy genitalia.

[–]Edogaa 23 points24 points ago

I was wondering the same thing, except in a lot of cases some of those were a bit rediculous (specifically the little mermaid one). If this was real there would've been a much bigger uproar. lol

[–]The_Dingman 13 points14 points ago

The little mermaid one is real. There are pics all over the place.

[–]Techwood111 39 points40 points ago

I've seen it, but it is kinda like seeing a shape in clouds... it could have been coincidence.

[–]3danimator 13 points14 points ago

[–]dnew 13 points14 points ago

Most of those were clearly someone with an agenda trying to find things written in randomness.

Altho I would be interested in the Hunchback images, but I couldn't find anything they were talking about there either.

[–]sugarfrostedfreak 3 points4 points ago

I saw Belle, the rug and Pumba. You have to go frame by frame from the 2:40 spot. They are only on screen for a second.

[–]NoddicalNarb 3 points4 points ago

It's dirty and it's evil.

So I am going to watch it and pause scenes and try to find the word "sex" and pictures of almost cocks.

[–]JeffreyRodriguez 8 points9 points ago

[–]Edogaa 13 points14 points ago

Yes, it's why I found the little mermaid one silly lol

[–]oddst 4 points5 points ago

I had the original case with the peen on it when I was little. My mom took it to her school and someone ganked it. So sad.

[–]Cyori 17 points18 points ago

Aww, someone ganked your mom's peen?

[–]ExplodingUnicorns 6 points7 points ago

I dunno. They showed Jessica Rabbit's beaver in Who Framed Roger Rabbit, way back in the day. It was super fast so no one noticed it until slow-motion was introduced into VHS machines.

If this Tinkerbell thing was only in a single frame it probably wasn't noticed for years either.

[–]corpseflower 5 points6 points ago

Oh, they did? Do you have a link to a still of it? You know for Art?

[–]NO_TOUCHING__lol 3 points4 points ago

ENHANCE

[–]fbrizay 17 points18 points ago

childhood improved

[–]DrOins 5 points6 points ago

guess what she is doing on the other side of the door..

[–]skyman724 65 points66 points ago

That's not weird. Don't tell me you haven't binged on rum and LSD and fapped to a 16 year old in a fairy costume.

DON'T.

Don't.

[–]TempoRiver 5 points6 points ago

I'm sorry, I must have misread what you said. Could you please elaborate?

[–]skyman724 21 points22 points ago

Rum. LSD. Imaginary anal with a fairy. Need I say more?

[–]InfantSpore 7 points8 points ago

This is ... oddly specific. Especially given my preference for rum and LSD. The 16-year-old fairy, I could take it or leave it.

[–]skyman724 4 points5 points ago

You clearly forgot giving it as an option.....

[–]phoncible 8 points9 points ago

screen cap of actual scene

i'm surprised by how little altering was necessary, just a few lines and (tiny) circle. Her "panties" are already a very believable skin-tone.

[–]D1ckch1ck3n 3 points4 points ago

Well looks like its time to masturbate again...

[–]5k3k73k 24 points25 points ago

Beef curtains; little tiny beef curtains.

[–]nerdyassmothafucka 11 points12 points ago

dat ass

[–]darren199314 2 points3 points ago

Can't...stop...watching.

[–]Glovely 2 points3 points ago

ctrl+alt+n

[–]angelofdeathofdoom 3 points4 points ago

the happiest thought that allows me to fly is of tinkerbell naked and she is sucking me dry

[–]Bishopkilljoy 4 points5 points ago

Rule 34 :l

[–]fred523 4 points5 points ago

is this in the actual movie... or was it edited

[–]SurfingAsian 2 points3 points ago

i guess i can fap my way back to childhood....

[–]Comments_on_porn 2 points3 points ago

I never thought I would say this...but here is some extremely relevant Tinkerbell hentai. Very NSFL/NFSC (Not Safe For Childhood)

[–]pascalbrax 3 points4 points ago

here? where? WHERE?

[–]RoarAlysRoar 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one here who actually sees vagina lips when she does that?? Because seriously guys. Look.

Edit: Now I see the comments above me. Glad I'm not the only one after all lol.

[–]NaljunForgotPassword 0 points1 point ago

Why would someone do that to my childhood!?!

[–]tuckerfrye 4 points5 points ago

I don't believe I just sat here for two minutes looking at Tinkerbell's vagina.