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[–]Kromedemigod 2 points3 points ago

Always reminds me of the blackhole from Wristcutters.

[–]m3gatronO2 1 point2 points ago

Came here for that reference, leaving satisfied!

[–]thebigread 0 points1 point ago

One of my friends keeps his change in his back pocket and it all falls out every time he's in my car. I clean that car once a month and collect enough money for a happy meal.

[–]hellokittyj[S] 0 points1 point ago

lmfao

[–]scruffy01 1 point2 points ago

1% of the space in your car.

100% of the odds that something you drop will land in it.

[–]nickelbackisbad 0 points1 point ago

The Pit of Despair

FTFY

[–]agobayer 0 points1 point ago

I dropped something down there the other day, reached down to get it, pretty sure i got bit by something

[–]Chopperguy 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure it's the secret gathering/breeding grounds of french fries.