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[–]ForestEye 116 points117 points ago

I'll take shit that didn't happen for 500, Alex.

[–]chuperamigo 24 points25 points ago

Shwards for 200.

[–]I_decide_up_or_down 17 points18 points ago

Sigh. The category is S Words Mr. Connery.

[–]yemd 4 points5 points ago

I can read Trebek!

[–]sprkng 5 points6 points ago

Though, there's an episode of Jackass where Johnny Knoxville wrestles a bear, and they tape his crotch because the animal handler says the bears like to go for the family jewels. Just sayin'

[–]steviesteveo12 4 points5 points ago

No, he means OP didn't find it in a random imgur search.

[–]sprkng 1 point2 points ago

Ahh, didn't even read the title.

[–]Grazsrootz 15 points16 points ago

I thought we were done doing this a few weeks ago?

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[–]temptingtime 20 points21 points ago

I love the random imgur image generator, it pleases me.

Just great in every way.

Link: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/43486332/pic.html

[–]a_storm_approaching 8 points9 points ago

Wow. I honestly just tried this out and got this: http://i.imgur.com/8auZU.jpg

ಠ_ಠ

[–]I_decide_up_or_down 19 points20 points ago

Dick move man. Dick move.

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[–]shoveljerk 0 points1 point ago

I know, I should have known better...

[–]lifeisublime 1 point2 points ago

i got something pretty similar http://imgur.com/l75hg

[–]Billiam_Wallace 2 points3 points ago

What have you brought me into... http://i.imgur.com/idlLc.jpg (NSFW I suppose ...)

[–]temptingtime 2 points3 points ago

YOU SON OF A BITCH

[–]Technolog 1 point2 points ago

I believe this one is better: http://imgur-randomizer.com/?p=rand

[–]temptingtime 1 point2 points ago

Oh God, please no.

[–]temptingtime 0 points1 point ago

And you're right, this one is much better, thanks!

[–]snocones 0 points1 point ago

Opened this and expected laughs to be had.

Instead, dicks everywhere. #Shouldn'tTakeChancesInClass

[–]appropriate-username 1 point2 points ago

There've been a whole bunch in the past, inlcuding randomgur.com but they always seem to mysteriously disappear....Does MrGrim have a problem with them?

[–]Angry_Police_Officer 0 points1 point ago

[–]vicmac1995 -1 points0 points ago

That's sick as fuck. I feel like metal bands always have the most dope album covers

[–]NotTheNews 11 points12 points ago

I'll have to remember that title next time I want to repost something.

[–]ChubbyChecker 6 points7 points ago

"I.... random imgur" = I wanted to make a repost without being called out for it

title comnts points age /r/
Ouch. 19coms 212pts 11mos funny
BEAR PUNCH 11coms 142pts 1yr pics
Ah...Nature. 0coms 13pts 1yr funny
BEAR DICK PUNCH 10coms 30pts 10mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]vicmac1995 -1 points0 points ago

Wow dude. You don't have to be such a dick about it. I mean fuck, all of those posts are all about a year old

[–]Leprechaun_18[S] -3 points-2 points ago

Even though I didn't know this was a repost, I must say this is my first time being on the receiving end of epic karma for a repost. It really doesn't feel any different than being downvoted into oblivion.

[–]Burtonium 7 points8 points ago

Saying it was random is a good way to harvest Karma of reposts. Now you know.

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[–]TheInsaneDane 2 points3 points ago

Well, this is what ragecomics has come to. Remember when they were actually about rage?

[–]Ebake09 -1 points0 points ago

Low blow, bro.

[–]myopinionstinks 1 point2 points ago

BEAR COCK FALCON-PUNCH

[–]d3dsh33p 1 point2 points ago

here we go again...

[–]FuzzyLoveRabbit 3 points4 points ago

It's amazing that despite the massive amount of crap uploaded to imgur since its inception, whenever a redditor goes on a random-spree, they come away not only with gold, but gold that was previously front-page material.

Can't Explain That.

[–]naner_puss 0 points1 point ago

[–]wr80 0 points1 point ago

[–]telfman123 0 points1 point ago

http://www.randomimgur.com/

Is this the site you use? Am I the only one who's having problems loading it??

[–]aumanchi 0 points1 point ago

Alternatively....

http://audiorape.com/img.php

[–]telfman123 3 points4 points ago

Goddamnit. That image made me so angry I dont want to try this game anymore :(

[–]JasonUncensored 0 points1 point ago

[–]bdog2g2 0 points1 point ago

Imgur blocked a lot of sites from hotlinking a few weeks ago. So several random imgur sites, mine included, from working as intended.

I believe there's a way to pull it off but I've been too lazy to update.

[–]Technolog 0 points1 point ago

Mine is still working. Until this thread I didn't realize there are so many random imgur websites, but my approach is different from everything I saw: I use database to store valid images and check them in the background. So you get random images immediately, hundred of them on one page (auto pagination after each ten). Much more enjoyable and effective to browse. I've stored almost million valid links to images, this number is constantly growing.

On the other hand, I already saw everything, including things I never wanted to see and can't unsee. But now nothing spacedicks and 4chan can do me a harm.

[–]bdog2g2 0 points1 point ago

I went for a very quick half hour approach with a gimmicky spin (slot machine-ish).

I learned my lesson with reddit with WhenRickIsPresident.com, If you make something popular your server will hate you.

[–]RevTom -1 points0 points ago

You can still get this to work but you need to run it locally on your computer. You need to view the source, then copy that HTML into an HTML on your computer and download the main.css and jquery-1.7.1.min.js files

[–]telfman123 0 points1 point ago

Ok. I didn't understand any of that, but thanks!

[–]RevTom 0 points1 point ago

  1. Go to the site and right-click and select view source.

  2. Highlight all of that. Open notepad and paste. Save as index.html.

  3. Go to source again, find links to main.css and save to same directory as index.html

  4. Do same for jquery-1.7.1.min.js

  5. Go to directory and open index.html in a browser

[–]runeman412 1 point2 points ago

i hate to be the Bearer (snare snare crash) of bad news , but your story is false.

[–]_youngdeezy_ 1 point2 points ago

are we still doing this? are we really still allowing this to happen?

[–]Andypwns 0 points1 point ago

That gd website never works for me.

[–]pumpkindog 0 points1 point ago

no.

you know what you got???

you got "file not found"

now quit lying... you liar.

[–]awwyus -1 points0 points ago

I got this on my second try of typing random characters. NSFW http://i.imgur.com/9Adfe.jpg

[–]Taintmash 0 points1 point ago

Kuma vs. Kuma

[–]NewUser6667 -1 points0 points ago

I had trouble reading this. At first I saw "dear bick punch"

[–]NoPunOffended 1 point2 points ago

"Decided to upload an imgur. Was not disappointed with instant karma"

[–]SomeRandomBlackGuy 0 points1 point ago

Only pic I've ever found doing the imgur thing, was from typing in heyyo.

[–]ClockStalker 1 point2 points ago

/u/SomeRandomBlackGuy: Analyzing 370 comments and submissions over the last 551 days

Hypothesized location: Western North America

Observe the time and fly from evil

[–]TheInsaneDane 0 points1 point ago

Omg! Do me! Do me!

[–]jmet123 1 point2 points ago

I think the random imgur image ship sailed weeks ago.

[–]HarryBlotter 1 point2 points ago

I was

[–]yourpenisinmyhand 0 points1 point ago

[–]Deepspace9mm 0 points1 point ago

Who wants some delicious bear dick punch?

[–]CharlieTango 1 point2 points ago

/b/, circa 2009.

so much repost

[–]SilentScience -1 points0 points ago

I laughed way too hard at this.

[–]bearypunch 0 points1 point ago

Can I finally be relevant?!

[–]BearDick 0 points1 point ago

Getting punched sucks...

[–]kiwiluke 0 points1 point ago

after consulting with my bear friend, he informed me this is nothing more than a friendly fap

[–]thisnotanagram -1 points0 points ago

Went through all the /beer# and turned up this one http://i.imgur.com/beer7.jpg\

It changes if you change case. http://i.imgur.com/Beer1.jpg

[–]yemd 0 points1 point ago

[–]throweraccount 0 points1 point ago

Be careful you might break his dick bone.

[–]CPKsJimboslice 0 points1 point ago

there should be a site that sends you to random imgur URLs...someone should make this happen

[–]karlomac 0 points1 point ago

Is that a picture of a shameless, bald-face lying karma-whore?

[–]karlomac 0 points1 point ago

Why don't you go down on my vote?

[–]skudmfkin 0 points1 point ago

I was.

[–]helicopterquartet 0 points1 point ago

That is my new special move.

[–]smokin_turds 0 points1 point ago

his dick, was bear...ly punched

[–]notsurewhatiam 0 points1 point ago

Gullible kids,

Gullible kids everywhere.

[–]31073 0 points1 point ago

Is it a Bear Dick Punch when a bear punches in the dick, or when I bear dick is punched?

Or is it some kind of gruesome party drink?

[–]imaburnvictim 0 points1 point ago

Decided to repost a repost, it was reposted

[–]shumtastic -1 points0 points ago

It actually might be legitimate. There's comments from a year ago. http://imgur.com/Ll5TW

[–]tardis2464 1 point2 points ago

[–]brungo -2 points-1 points ago

Look for the bare necessities, and punch the bear in his testes.

[–]catsconcert -2 points-1 points ago

Just pop a squat, start lettin' off the shots...

[–]JasonUncensored 0 points1 point ago

[–]oopsifarted -3 points-2 points ago

I hope he rips him apart with his bear hands.

[–]Matttend -4 points-3 points ago

So thats the bear equivalent of a kick in the balls

[–]Lobo2ffs -5 points-4 points ago

"What's the capital of Thailand?"