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[–]Rice_Daddy 48 points49 points ago

Just so you know, it's bank holiday in the UK, I am not working this monday!! YYEEEAAAAHHHHH Now I can finally have a productive day of redditing!

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] 5 points6 points ago

but... does that mean that Tuesday will have that Monday feel?

[–]Rice_Daddy 11 points12 points ago

Not so much, as the week will be shorter! :)

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] 4 points5 points ago

Ahh... Good point. US has next Monday off for Labor Day. I'll let you know how it goes.

[–]Rice_Daddy 5 points6 points ago

I hope you enjoy it!

[–]Snoopyalien24 1 point2 points ago

We're kinda going thru a Tropical Storm so none for us YEY!

[–]oofnig 3 points4 points ago

It's always bank holiday in UK. When do you guys actually work?

[–]Rice_Daddy 9 points10 points ago

Woah woah woah, hang in there cowboy, we only get 8 bank holidays a year (9 this year to celebrate Lizzy's cake day), before you start accusing us of doing no work, please talk to the French or southern Italians.

[–]itskieran 2 points3 points ago

'It's my cake day, got no cat pictures so have a national holiday'

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] 1 point2 points ago

or them Swedish people...

[–]Rice_Daddy 1 point2 points ago

Ha, that's true, they did just legislate themselves some extra holidays...

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] 1 point2 points ago

I work for a Swedish based company but I'm in the US... we don't get their holidays...

[–]Rice_Daddy 2 points3 points ago

Do you find your working condition to be any better than other US based company?

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] 0 points1 point ago

Nope. About the same I would assume. The HQ is in Sweden but we have a President and full team over here as well. We are independent yet the same.

[–]TopHatLarry 0 points1 point ago

As a Sicilian, I can confirm the southern Italians do no work.

[–]muus 2 points3 points ago

Three day weekend coming up for everyone stateside. Fuck yeah britches

[–]DoucheAsaurus_ 1 point2 points ago

Redditing? Productive? I don't think that word means what you think it means.

[–]RockFerrit 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck kind of holiday is that?

[–]LowSociety 65 points66 points ago

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] 38 points39 points ago

[–]ienjoymen 32 points33 points ago

[Monday at work] [FIXED] [FIXED] [FIXED]

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] 14 points15 points ago

That was awesome :D

[–]Schroedingers_gif 2 points3 points ago

More awesome than my Mondays.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfchvCyHmsc

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] 1 point2 points ago

I have days like that too...

Non-mobile link

[–]dawnofthe90s 3 points4 points ago

Too bad Isaac ruined my chances of joining this.

[–]koleye 2 points3 points ago

[Monday at work] [FIXED][FIXED][FIXED][FIXED][FIXED][FIXED]

[–]treycook 1 point2 points ago

Guys stop

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] 14 points15 points ago

[–]viddles 0 points1 point ago

11am and u are alrdy at 51% battery what the hell have you been doing man!

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] 1 point2 points ago

ask ienjoymen, it's her/his phone. I'm at 100% Also, they might be in the UK or other side of the world somewhere. It's 6 there.

[–]ienjoymen 0 points1 point ago

I was stuck at school with nothing else to do, because I accidentally locked my key in my car. I got on reddit.

[–]treycook 2 points3 points ago

Don't give me those puppy dog eyes.

[–]kingbinji 11 points12 points ago

hey, that was mean

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] 10 points11 points ago

[–]YourSupervisor 8 points9 points ago

Can I see all of you in my office for a second?

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] 3 points4 points ago

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] -1 points0 points ago

[–]patssle 1 point2 points ago

Your airflow in your case is lacking.

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] 0 points1 point ago

yeah... that's the back side of the motherboard. cables don't look that bad from the front.

[–]StewieBanana 8 points9 points ago

That's more like Friday afternoon.

[–]karmahameha 2 points3 points ago

Seems like a normal day for 90% of my co-workers with (apparent) computer illiteracy

[–]Jimmy-Jammies 12 points13 points ago

Hey, I can do that!

[–]Hides_In_Plain_Sight 12 points13 points ago

What, move like that, or be a polar bear going to work on a Monday?

[–]aksriits 5 points6 points ago

yes.

[–]Hides_In_Plain_Sight 9 points10 points ago

You. I like or dislike you.

[–]JollyRancherReminder 8 points9 points ago

Eeyup.

[–]CptDoritos 5 points6 points ago

Doesn't that hurt your face?

[–]RiceEel 2 points3 points ago

I immediately tried to copy; failed, face hurts.

[–]kg959 32 points33 points ago

[–]runujhkj 9 points10 points ago

Literally the only thing I wanted out of this thread.

[–]meditonsin 11 points12 points ago

Definitely so.

[–]slackeyed 13 points14 points ago

[–]elr3y 2 points3 points ago

Except I didn't walk that fast..

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] 4 points5 points ago

Not that it matters. I'll be back on Reddit when I get there.

[–]KoreanTerran 5 points6 points ago

I'm at work right as we speak!

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] 1 point2 points ago

Wake up, Reddit. Sitting in traffic, Reddit. Get to work, Reddit... Go home, purple links everywhere...

[–]elr3y 2 points3 points ago

True.

[–]97bluelights 3 points4 points ago

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] -4 points-3 points ago

I had no idea...

edit: By the way, love the minecraft wallpaper.

[–]SmartAssUsername 2 points3 points ago

That's why I work night shifts.

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] 0 points1 point ago

[–]mjg122 1 point2 points ago

NOS has b vitamins in it. I like the flavor too. Those don't have enough caffeine. Just coming down from my graveyard weekend. 48 hours off... to be slept away.

Redline is some good shit too.

[–]tooscaredtoresign 4 points5 points ago

Bank holiday Monday rules.

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] -4 points-3 points ago

[–]sHORNY 5 points6 points ago

bank holiday for us in the UK...ouch

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] -3 points-2 points ago

[–]Fellow51 3 points4 points ago

I also like sliding my face against the carpet when I wake up.

[–]SpatulonTheDestroyer 3 points4 points ago

[–]Tingawinga5 3 points4 points ago

Bank holiday in the UK, so that will be Tuesday...

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] -4 points-3 points ago

Wow... but aren't you all off work by now anyways?

I think you has friends here!

[–]Paddywhacker 7 points8 points ago

Is this my facebook feed, or reddit?

Whats next? A grumpy baby?

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 14 points15 points ago

Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays!

[–]Paddywhacker 0 points1 point ago

Love it, bu no upside dog? No squirrel spilling his nut stash?

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] -1 points0 points ago

[–]kevinc69 10 points11 points ago

This made me laugh so hard.

10 years ago!!!

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] -1 points0 points ago

[–]RabbleRabble668 1 point2 points ago

He never jests, and don't call him Shirly

[–]vheissu417 1 point2 points ago

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] 0 points1 point ago

love that movie!

[–]quietmasturdebater 1 point2 points ago

I laughed until I pictured him doing it because both of his arms were broken.

[–]TheLittleLebowski 1 point2 points ago

Do you realize how many fucking times this has been posted on reddit? Die in a fire OP.

[–]The_closest_of_calls 0 points1 point ago

Oh fuck. What the fuck is this? I swear my mother sent that gif in a chain email to me twelve goddamn years ago.

Stop it. Just stop. You're breaking the "coolness of reddit" illusion that I have so carefully constructed.

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] 0 points1 point ago

What? When you've been here as long as I have the "coolness of reddit" needs a little help with the illusions.

[–]hRob 2 points3 points ago

how does shit like this make the frontpage???

[–]JoshTheDerp 0 points1 point ago

I like moving slowly when I get out of bed. It's as if I'm trying to conserve energy for the actual work day. Idk if it works though.

[–]levitron 1 point2 points ago

I feel like if this was cropped, and looped in the right place, it could go on forever...

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Someone should do this... I don't have gif editing stuff or I'd try.

[–]athennna 1 point2 points ago

Monday morning and the first day of school, or "Why am I still in bed browsing reddit on my phone."

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] -1 points0 points ago

Every day in college...

[–]WineForMyMen 1 point2 points ago

I'm like this every day

[–]Masturgator 1 point2 points ago

I called in this morning. Fuck Monday.

[–]appleton_in_my_glass 1 point2 points ago

last day of summer work today. best. monday. ever.

[–]overused-meme-alert 1 point2 points ago

best. monday. ever.

boop

[–]Cracksoda 1 point2 points ago

Monday morning repost

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] -3 points-2 points ago

[–]SuperKlydeFrog 1 point2 points ago

Especially after sunday TV--i don't get to bed until 1 or 2. it destroys me the next day, but walter white and the iron throne and don draper and claire danes goin nutters and jeff daniels being boss and (secretly) vampire boobies make the non-sleep totally worth it

[–]BertIsMyHero 1 point2 points ago

what kind of work do you have? i have a relatively relaxed accounting job

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] 0 points1 point ago

I am the entire tech support department for my company. The 800 number forwards to my cell phone. My personal computer is in the warehouse at work. I live here...

[–]HoneyBadgerActual 1 point2 points ago

I wan to be a Polar bear now...

[–]ThePeanutBuddha 1 point2 points ago

Going to the dentist.

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] 1 point2 points ago

[–]ThePeanutBuddha 1 point2 points ago

That... that is so disturbing. I must watch it again.

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] 0 points1 point ago

[–]BestHokie 1 point2 points ago

Monday morning, time to go to classes...

[–]CammRobb 1 point2 points ago

Bank Holiday bitchesssssssssssss

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] 0 points1 point ago

[–]yarghadoodle 0 points1 point ago

I work at a university, and the hurricane (which is completely missing us) caused them to shutdown the school for the day.

How do I spend my day off? On Reddit of course. I need a life.

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] -1 points0 points ago

[–]Zombiehunteras 1 point2 points ago

As I started my first job that I've had in almost four years today, I was rather excited to go in to work.

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] -1 points0 points ago

That's how I felt once upon a time...

[–]Zombiehunteras 1 point2 points ago

And when I feel like this I'll just take comfort in the knowledge that my friends and family are proud of me I can make a cash salad.

[–]shempcaligula 1 point2 points ago

Monday morning and time to go EXTINCT.

[–]cacapoopoohead 1 point2 points ago

Did my mom forward this to you?

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] -1 points0 points ago

[–]weekendshiftjob 1 point2 points ago

Not me, Monday is the day I unwind after 3 days of work: Weekend shift dream job

[–]UPU2_SLT 1 point2 points ago

Monday is my friday so I have the oposite opinion.

[–]Wile-E-Coyote 1 point2 points ago

I love that monday is my friday. Working 4x10's with 2 on, 2 off, 2 on, 1 off is so great!

[–]jimmym007 1 point2 points ago

Funny how I'm watching this documentary right now on the french version of Discovery Channel

[–]Suckmydongha 1 point2 points ago

Yep, and it is 4:26 am in australia at the moment and my week that starts today in 3 hours is going to be amazing as i am finding it hard to sleep.

[–]jeangenie18 1 point2 points ago

i don't even get a weekend. i get 1 day off a week. everyday is my monday.

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] 1 point2 points ago

[–]EmperorSofa 1 point2 points ago

They cut my hours at work again.

I wish I could go to work.

[–]xhephaestusx 1 point2 points ago

what the fuck... i want to edit this to make a polar bear insufflating drugs... but this is somehow a jpg?!

someone pliz esplain?

[–]sifsete 1 point2 points ago

I know that feel bro... Especially since I'm either quitting or getting fired in the next couple days. Bleaurgh.

[–]Dvdrummer360 1 point2 points ago

This has been reposted so many times...

[–]speedrunner 1 point2 points ago

I had Thursday and Friday off last week, Monday really sucks this week.

[–]Bishopkilljoy 1 point2 points ago

I too, am a polar bear on mondays

[–]Asuperniceguy 1 point2 points ago

Nah, mate. Bank holiday.

[–]alyciacreative 1 point2 points ago

I think this gif has been around since the beginning of the internet. First time I saw it, it was in conjunction with that hopping penguin referring to "Friday evening and time to leave work."

[–]The_F_uckin_B_I 1 point2 points ago

that's why I take Mondays free like today :)

[–]revengeofrosencrantz 1 point2 points ago

I knew what gif this was going to be before I clicked it.

[–]Hellzapoppin 1 point2 points ago

This is exactly what my 10 month old does on the bed in the morning.

[–]Semper_fi_guy 1 point2 points ago

This is the weirdest OP ever... all he does is post meme's in response to shit.

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] 0 points1 point ago

I laughed so hard at this. The memes are in conjunction with. I was bored at work today and didn't get much done. But now I think I will continue to use memes with my responses.

[–]merryprank 1 point2 points ago

*class

[–]theskyisblue222 1 point2 points ago

such a repost.

[–]MrpickelzZ 1 point2 points ago

Arms are for loosers

[–]chuck001 1 point2 points ago

Fridays could be worse.

[–]murderbum999 0 points1 point ago

GOD DAMMIT GRANDMA GET OFF REDDIT!!!

[–]naildazzle 0 points1 point ago

I just had a week of from work, went to Vegas for two days, and slept for an hour and a half before having to wake up and get ready for first day back at work.

[–]thechickwiththenails 0 points1 point ago

Coffee...I need coffee...

[–]you_are_reatards 0 points1 point ago

SOOOOOOOO ORIGINAL.

[–]Arknell 0 points1 point ago

My cat's number one favorite thing is when I scratch the base of his

throat like that, he can't get at it with his paws.

[–]Uhurugu 0 points1 point ago

This is how I dance to dubstep.

[–]antaryon -1 points0 points ago

This.

[–]overused-meme-alert 1 point2 points ago

This.

AWUGAH

[–]FuckMyLifeGooner 1 point2 points ago

Bank Holiday. England Motherfucker

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] 0 points1 point ago

[–]FuckMyLifeGooner 2 points3 points ago

Sorry, didn't even look.

Downvotes self

[–]KeruxDikaios[S] 1 point2 points ago

[–]FuckMyLifeGooner 1 point2 points ago

You're a good man, OP