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[–]braknurr 38 points39 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Umm.. Excuse me? 26coms 253pts 6hrs funny
Excuse me... (x-post from r/aww) 92coms 988pts 15dys funny
Excuse me... 180coms 1104pts 16dys aww
When I try to get my best friend's attention. 5coms 2pts 1mo gif
Um, hi. Pet me please? 0coms 6pts 1mo aww
Pet me dammit! 36coms 694pts 2mos gifs
Hey... Hey you there 5coms 28pts 3mos aww
Hey, excuse me... can you just... yeah, that's it... 1com 57pts 4mos aww
Hey... Hey excuse me... Can I has attention? 2coms 0pts 5mos aww
Hey... you, yeah you! 4coms 28pts 5mos aww
"Can I have pets, please?" 2coms 12pts 5mos aww
poke poke :D 7coms 69pts 5mos gifs
Excuse me, miss. May I bother you for a rub? 10coms 146pts 5mos aww
Excuse me miss could you spare some pets 0coms 7pts 5mos funny
Tap Tap... 4coms 43pts 5mos gifs
Excuse me... 8coms 38pts 5mos funny
Hey! Love Me! 5coms 55pts 5mos aww
Cutest gif I've come across in a long time 2coms 7pts 6mos aww
Kitty asking for some affection 1com 19pts 6mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]crifnud 8 points9 points ago

THE REPOSTING.....

   IT BURNS

[–]Psythik 2 points3 points ago

[–]CreedoNauxus 1 point2 points ago

The ironic thing is that the first post gets the least karma... It's sad really.

[–]Hero_of_Hyrule -1 points0 points ago

...nineteen...nineteen times it was reposted. Two times within a day. Nine or ten times inside of a month.

[–]joemama654 38 points39 points ago

I'd say like the fifth time ive seen this here

[–]nugs_mckenzie 5 points6 points ago

Same exact title also

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[–]Sazew -1 points0 points ago

meh, i'll upvote anyways.

[–]ForzaOne -2 points-1 points ago

Read the reddiquette. Don't complain about reposts.

[–]euripidez 13 points14 points ago

[–]the_scottish_thistle 2 points3 points ago

hah awesome

[–]archaeas 10 points11 points ago

Umm.. Repost?

[–]Ghstfce 4 points5 points ago

Repost of a repost of a repost

[–]t1tsinatipjar 6 points7 points ago

ofarepostofarepostofarepost

[–]jaxiak 3 points4 points ago

I've never complained about reposts before, but I swear to fucking god this gets to the front page about once every two days, if not more. What. The. Fuck.

[–]ForzaOne 0 points1 point ago

This is the first time I've seen it in about three months, if not longer. Stop complaining. Other people haven't seen it yet.

[–]tamakitty22 1 point2 points ago

I love this gif so much I can't even complain about reposts...

[–]beachjustice -1 points0 points ago

The funniest thing about this, to me, has always been the way the cat's paw is angled.

[–]LIL_NICKY_- -1 points0 points ago

So If i repost stuff i get 500 points? hmmmm.

[–]RageKageRage -1 points0 points ago

yeah jesus. how many times do we have to see this gif.

[–]HRedH 1 point2 points ago

I hadn't seen this before and I thought it deserved an upvote. I guess that means I'm part of the problem:(

[–]enjoiturbulence 1 point2 points ago

Goddamn monkey cat.

[–]Benjaguin -1 points0 points ago

Repost op is a fag

[–]Grimlock69 0 points1 point ago

Oh thanks I didn't think I was going to get to see this today

[–]MasonFr429 0 points1 point ago

Nice Pussy...

[–]KizzyKid 0 points1 point ago

my dad's cat does that a lot :3

[–]mysundaybest -2 points-1 points ago

pat me woman!

[–]ableom -1 points0 points ago

I love these folded ear cats, but cats are such a forever alone animal.

You can't exactly take them on a walk and meet other people.

[–]KGlitz -1 points0 points ago

So adoarble.

[–]Jwroth12 -1 points0 points ago

I can smell the toast burning

[–]CurlyNippleHairs 2 points3 points ago

Oh you so clever

[–]Rough1 -1 points0 points ago

You can almost see up her skirt!

[–]funboy1989 -1 points0 points ago

There should be an award for the most reposted repost every year.

[–]bartimeas 1 point2 points ago

This gif gets reposted every week.

[–]Whatthefuckamisaying -3 points-2 points ago

This is the 17th time I've seen that gif.

[–]KLK89 -4 points-3 points ago

Post to aww

[–]SubtleMockery 0 points1 point ago

My cat does this to me to wake me up in the morning.

Only it's my mouth.

And he uses claws.

[–]shitmaker -5 points-4 points ago

Repost.

[–]BuddyGuy17 -4 points-3 points ago

why the fuck does this get upvoted after the 10th time it gets posted?

[–]ForzaOne 0 points1 point ago

Because other people haven't seen it.