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[–]The_Squatch 176 points177 points ago

"It's not about playing fetch. It's about sending a message".

[–]Hermeran 34 points35 points ago

Squatch, strop trying to make 'fetch' happen.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 7 points8 points ago

We should just kill Caesar!

[–]grimpoteuthis 5 points6 points ago

Danny Devito I love your work!!

[–]drfrisker -2 points-1 points ago

we hold roman candle + firework wars all the time. i just got over a second degree burn from my shirt catching fire. id shit on that little dog.

[–]Hugaramadingdong -2 points-1 points ago

[–]jw3030 293 points294 points ago

Yes, its a repost..yada yada yada. Still laughed my ass off.

[–]KeeseSlayer 92 points93 points ago

First time i have seen it and im very happy OP posted it, laughed my ass off.

[–]Minotaur_in_house 24 points25 points ago

It's a pretty old image on the net. But it's filed under "classic" in my book.

[–]cagedanger 6 points7 points ago

I second that

[–]deij 7 points8 points ago

20th? 30th Time I've seen it this year. Still laughing.

[–]JKR93 28 points29 points ago

Haha I saw this on A.F.V like 5 years ago and I still laughed today

[–]pbjghost 9 points10 points ago

Came here to say this , but on a side note I actually shit my pants laughing. I remember thinking that the dog was like "fuck this shit I hate fireworks now you will too".

[–]melvaer 8 points9 points ago

Actually shit your pants? I would have thought "I should probably change my pants."

[–]pbjghost 1 point2 points ago

Priorities.

[–]Tirawi 11 points12 points ago

I hadn't seen it, so I was glad it was posted. Reddiquette at it's finest.

[–]Tirawi -4 points-3 points ago

Not sure why this is being downvoted. Guess some people really hate reposts.

[–]Jaibyrd 1 point2 points ago

Do you not?

[–]Tirawi 0 points1 point ago

I don't mind them usually. Just because I've seen it before doesn't mean others have. That's just my take on it though.

[–]Omnipotent_Hamster -1 points0 points ago

Makes me think he saw this on that "favorite picture" thread that was on the front page a while ago, which is where I saw it.

It's just weird that someone would go on the internet and do that.

Although I don't know where it is to check my work.

[–]hadmatter16 1 point2 points ago

I laugh uncontrollably every time I see this.

[–]hadmatter16 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for all the downvotes everybody! I'm, apparently, trying to collect as much negative karma as I can.

[–]schattenteufel 1 point2 points ago

Oh I'm sorry! I screwed you by upvoting it. I hope you can forgive me & my penchant for up voting hilarious .gifs

[–]hadmatter16 0 points1 point ago

Forgiven, but just this once.

[–]Fencerboy 28 points29 points ago

[–]Thue 6 points7 points ago

The video is 952KB. The gif is 1798KB. Why do people insist on those low-quality gifs, when videos are better in every way?

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

Because people are not only more likely to click an image than most other types of reddit submissions, but they're less likely to click a video than most other types of reddit submissions.

That's why reddit is something like 80% images, which are mostly text on pictures. People are more inclined to read your text if it's in an image.

This is all just my guess though, so take it with a grain of salt

[–]Lefty07 6 points7 points ago

yep, i don't watch youtube at all

[–]SupSatire[S] 0 points1 point ago

I bet you also don't have a Facebook.

[–]Lefty07 0 points1 point ago

i actually just turned mine back on a couple weeks ago... i just use it for concert dates mostly

[–]funkymoose 0 points1 point ago

A big part is people on smartphones and at work. Noise makes it hard to watch at work, and half of the youtube videos don't work on my iPhone. Plus, if they did, it would open the YouTube app, and be a pain in general to switch back to Alien blue.

[–]tha_tactician -2 points-1 points ago

i took it with a grain of salt and........didnt taste that bad

[–]scuzzman 4 points5 points ago

Because youtube fucking sucks in every way imaginable. And so does flash. And it's not 1995, I don't care how big the gif is, it loads in seconds anyway. Youtube I'd have to wait for the damn thing to buffer. I don't know what they do to their network or data infrastructure, but those guys need fired.

[–]Phreakhead -1 points0 points ago

Because the video took at least 5 seconds to load, whereas the GIF loaded instantly inline? I could have watched two GIFs in that time!

[–]Thue 2 points3 points ago

imgur gifs are often slow to load for me, while YouTube seems to always load fast enough.

[–]bigexplosion 1 point2 points ago

i dont want sound, or ads. imgur has nothing else to load, its simple quick and easy.

[–]nobodyknowsaboutthis 1 point2 points ago

Because fuck that AFV announcer guy, he sucks.

[–]MattAttack55 33 points34 points ago

Lol I love how he moves to the right whenever it shoots

[–]willis77 28 points29 points ago

Even dogs must conserve momentum

[–]IsThisTheRealLife 2 points3 points ago

Great, now I have stomach cramps.

[–]Sageas 37 points38 points ago

Ooh Fetch, my favourite ga... WHAT THE FUCK!

[–]ImNotGoodInEnglish 8 points9 points ago

Its reaction when the first flare came out was awesome.

"WOW What was that? Meh, I'm fine whatever. WOH Again? Oh okay I'm fine. Weeee let's see if I can hit someone with it!"

Then the guy in the white shirt dodge one fireball and the dog almost had his revenge for that one time he made it eat peanut butter from his balls.

[–]Wkc9r 14 points15 points ago

And that's why you'll hold your roman candles in your hand.

[–]robywar 8 points9 points ago

That's the single strangest thing about this video. Who doesn't hold roman candles and feel awesome about shooting fireballs?

[–]jbredditor 7 points8 points ago

I always like to have Harry Potter fights with my friends with roman candles.

I'm 24. This is still totally okay.

[–]tuckermans 2 points3 points ago

I am 30 and this is still totally okay.

[–]Stampsr 3 points4 points ago

I once lit a roman candle that exploded on the ground. So..

[–]Dez_Moines 12 points13 points ago

That's why you have two hands.

[–]Stampsr 3 points4 points ago

Good point.

[–]IntensityStudio 2 points3 points ago

I had one explode in my hand this year, scary as fuck :(

[–]elint 2 points3 points ago

Kids with helicopter parents who won't let them near anything that may put hair on their chest.

[–]A_walmart_greeter 27 points28 points ago

Repost. But I love it. The old man ninja that dodges the shot is my favorite part.

[–]CaptainHawkIron 5 points6 points ago

TOBUSCUS.

[–]ThatMetalBrony666 2 points3 points ago

I'm suprised no one else has noticed the Cute Win Fail logo in the corner yet.

[–]goletaal 1 point2 points ago

I believe this is the single oldest thing on the internet.

[–]ninj3rz 4 points5 points ago

I definitely saw this on AFV a while back.

[–]willis77 10 points11 points ago

This video was being shared on parchment paper flipbooks via carrier pigeons during medieval times.

[–]j_shnizzle 4 points5 points ago

Black Ops II's new kill streak- kamikaze k-9

[–]KingNick 2 points3 points ago

The Kill-Cams would be outrageously hilarious

[–]moar_noaw 9 points10 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
No Dixie, drop it! 1com 2pts 1mo funny
Weiner dog and roman candle, hilarity ensues. 63coms 516pts 1mo funny
Dog fetches explosive...[X-post from r/funny] 2coms 14pts 3mos gifs
Firework + Dog... 6coms 10pts 4mos gifs
The definition of OH SHIT 233coms 703pts 4mos funny
Fetch! 111coms 1160pts 5mos gifs
i think you dropped this! 9coms 350pts 18dys gifs
This dog 1com 18pts 4mos GifSound
being a dog. like a boss. 51coms 463pts 8mos funny
Doggy With a Short Gun (GIF) 5coms 90pts 8mos funny
Crazy dog [gif] 233coms 703pts 11mos funny
Canine fireworks 16coms 197pts 1yr funny
Monorail cat's got nothing against ... Rocket Dog! 14coms 94pts 1yr pics

source: karmadecay

[–]overused-meme-alert 2 points3 points ago

like a boss

AWUGAH

[–]moar_noaw 1 point2 points ago

Yeah I know. I have no idea how that post got to 463 points.

[–]KingNick 2 points3 points ago

Going through the trouble to post the KarmaDecay results is just the detailed way of commenting "REPOST!", which is annoying and usually downvoted.

[–]anthonypetre 11 points12 points ago

I always consider this bot educational rather than judgmental. It can help identify if a better recent posting deserves an upvote more.

[–]KingNick 4 points5 points ago

No don't get me wrong, I like the bot...but this guy above is a person that just posted the KarmaDecay info

[–]anthonypetre 2 points3 points ago

Ah, I didn't look at the name, the text before the chart just looked standard, but maybe KarmaDecay has a reddit post feature that just adds that or something.

[–]I_Read_an_article 2 points3 points ago

There's a karmaDecay add on that takes one button to push, instead of actually going to the site to search for it.

[–]moar_noaw -3 points-2 points ago

Going through the trouble

What trouble? It really is no trouble for me to go to KarmaDecay and search this image after which I click a single button which gives me the code for my whole post. Like you said, yelling "repost" holds no water these days.

[–]PabloTheDragon 4 points5 points ago

So let me get this straight, reddit. Because two people said this was funny regardless of it being a repost in the top comments, you downvote this? Normally this would be in the top three comments. You guys make no sense.

[–]YouSmeel 0 points1 point ago

This just confirms this post has the funniest title out of all the reposts.

[–]SoloJones 1 point2 points ago

Worst title for this gif I've ever seen

[–]Nyrb 0 points1 point ago

No one ever suspects the puppy...

[–]timmy16744 2 points3 points ago

i always get a kick out the dogs reaction to the first shot going off, then the rest he's just "fuck it lets do this"

[–]interpo1 0 points1 point ago

"Let's do it live!"

[–]11112222333334444 3 points4 points ago

I hate upvoting reposts, but this one still makes me laugh.

[–]interpo1 0 points1 point ago

There needs to be an automatic sub-reddit of the best stuff that is actually worth reposting and a bot should just repost the best things there day after day.

[–]Nu11ington 1 point2 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
No Dixie, drop it! 1com 2pts 1mo funny
Weiner dog and roman candle, hilarity ensues. 63coms 516pts 1mo funny
Dog fetches explosive...[X-post from r/funny] 2coms 14pts 3mos gifs
Firework + Dog... 6coms 10pts 4mos gifs
The definition of OH SHIT 233coms 703pts 4mos funny
Fetch! 111coms 1160pts 5mos gifs
Fuck everyone 0coms -1pt 1hr gifs
i think you dropped this! 9coms 350pts 18dys gifs
This dog 1com 18pts 4mos GifSound
being a dog. like a boss. 51coms 463pts 8mos funny
Doggy With a Short Gun (GIF) 5coms 90pts 8mos funny
Crazy dog [gif] 233coms 703pts 11mos funny
Canine fireworks 16coms 197pts 1yr funny
Monorail cat's got nothing against ... Rocket Dog! 14coms 94pts 1yr pics

source: karmadecay

[–]Gbaby27 1 point2 points ago

Funniest thing ever

[–]officialchocolateman -1 points0 points ago

The power.....

[–]HoChiWaWa 0 points1 point ago

Never in my life have I seen someone use a roman candle not just held in their hand... more often than not we were shooting them at each other.

[–]ibramblinon 0 points1 point ago

on LSD they are like laser guns!

[–]RobertJ93 1 point2 points ago

Just in- New video from a Syrian Rebel forces camp

[–]kylepianoman 0 points1 point ago

never laughed so much at a gif.as a proud owner of a weiner dog this made me very happy

[–]noahsyc1 1 point2 points ago

My grandmother just showed me that. She started with "you've probably already seen this but...".

[–]chijourno 1 point2 points ago

Great headline.

[–]Tonbury 0 points1 point ago

How is this a .png?

[–]desertjedi85 0 points1 point ago

File name != file format

[–]rstumbaugh 0 points1 point ago

i havent laughed this hard in a while

[–]Iamadinocopter 1 point2 points ago

Reddit, the best place to find AFV re-runs.

[–]pib712 0 points1 point ago

Dammit Fenton!

[–]Fluffymarshmallow40 1 point2 points ago

Saw this on American Funniest Videos. But nice caption.

[–]PenguinWarp 0 points1 point ago

According to the URL, this is a .png file. What is this sorcery?

[–]desertjedi85 0 points1 point ago

File name != file format

[–]FindingHappy 0 points1 point ago

How is this funny? Poor dog. :(

[–]greathornedowl 0 points1 point ago

I cried, I laughed so hard.

[–]petermarify -1 points0 points ago

Ahh classic! Been a long time. Thanks!

[–]Triggr -1 points0 points ago

Quite possibly the only time I've been happy to see a repost.

[–]Hup234 -1 points0 points ago

Some reposts never get old.

[–]That_Tall_Guy 0 points1 point ago

I can practically hear Bob Saget narrating this.

[–]LiveThenDie -1 points0 points ago

First saw this on Tosh.0

Loads funnier with sound.

[–]Hrel -1 points0 points ago

"I'll save you!!!!"..."WTF, why is it doing that?". Big dog - "Crazy little fucker, don't bring the noise this way."

[–]jeffreyschon 0 points1 point ago

When a title can make a repost valid, an upvote ye shall receive.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or has the past few days in this reddit been a lot of shit I saw on funnyjunk a while back

[–]8_4_Schu 0 points1 point ago

Definitely one of my all time favs, and it doesn't hurt that I have a wiener...dog. He wouldn't be caught dead within 10 miles of fireworks though, so big balls on the weenie in the video! He became a WWD.

[–]janitroll 0 points1 point ago

I know it's a 10x repost but still the funniest thing I've ever seen!

[–]ownage516 0 points1 point ago

"Here's my chance..."

[–]QuasarsRcool 0 points1 point ago

I'm getting so fucking tired of seeing "Some ____ just want to watch the world burn"

[–]DarkSchnider 0 points1 point ago

I'm getting so fucking tired of seeing "______"

[–]__TheLastDodo__ 0 points1 point ago

Wow, someone saw the "What picture can't you see without laughing" AskReddit thread... Really? Reposted with a bad title too?

[–]skimitar 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the short story 'The Loaded Dog' by Henry Lawson who is, I suppose, the Australian equivalent of Mark Twain (he lived around the same time). Text here if you are interested and have the time for a tall story.

Glossary at the end for all you non 19th Century Australians.

[–]Fautlen 0 points1 point ago

Well, that escalated quickly.

[–]bshuk57 0 points1 point ago

That's what he gets for being a pussy and not holding it.

[–]bearjew443 0 points1 point ago

That's what you get for being a little wuss and putting the roman candle in the ground instead of holding it yourself!

[–]jangoharkness 0 points1 point ago

Oh wow, is CuteWinFail still a thing?!

[–]somofoboyo 0 points1 point ago

REPOST

[–]mask2697 0 points1 point ago

why is it that this repost still makes me laugh?

[–]Sl1ngdad 0 points1 point ago

Is it weird that I was hoping for it to explode?

[–]LeckMich 0 points1 point ago

Hes like "FUCK this pussy ass humans"!

[–]5678dance 0 points1 point ago

See its a repost but it involves puppies and dangerous shit so no one really give a fuck.

[–]frostylemur 0 points1 point ago

that dog was on a fucking mission

[–]kamikazimatt 0 points1 point ago

The reason I love this gif every time I see it is because on that first shot, you can see the dog shoot to the side by about a foot or so.

[–]Johnnytopside4 0 points1 point ago

Hep

[–]akusmentor 0 points1 point ago

Now that's what I call an attack dog.

[–]Grassgrow 0 points1 point ago

i laughed so fucking hard at this.

[–]KyleDolan123 0 points1 point ago

Cutewinfail

[–]coowhipp 0 points1 point ago

This might be the most reposted gif I've ever seen.

[–]dailyfusion 0 points1 point ago

Some people just want to post the same links over and over again...

[–]zeid96 0 points1 point ago

I thought that the dog was going to explode, then I remembered I wasn't on /r/WTF

[–]hjklyuiop 0 points1 point ago

I should not save laughed as much as I did.

[–]theloz 0 points1 point ago

OH LAWD REEKRIS!

[–]McJew-Fro 0 points1 point ago

I saw this on every other episode of AFV. Not funny anymore -.-

[–]Maxtrix07 0 points1 point ago

You guys are barking up the wrong tree.

[–]fishguy2001 0 points1 point ago

Not the Hound.

[–]NightmareZilla 0 points1 point ago

Sparky! Drop!

[–]cratermon 0 points1 point ago

I like how the link ends in .png but is actually a .gif :D

[–]Jcmdaddy 0 points1 point ago

I don't care if gifs are reposts, as long as the titles are clever.

[–]lil_bluebell 0 points1 point ago

This just kinda made my morning, thanks for posting!

[–]joaniesteelie 1 point2 points ago

I don't care how many times that gets posted. It never stops being funny.

[–]zoidalicious 1 point2 points ago

HEY! HEY! YOU FORGOT THIS! HEY! COME BACK!

[–]DrHawk144 0 points1 point ago

I have yet to see this.. And this.. Is.. AMAZING!!! I literally laughed out loud in a computer lab at university!

[–]MoMoSahn 2 points3 points ago

I watched this while waiting for a meeting to start. Everyone is now staring at me, wondering why I'm laughing like a demented hyena.

Thank you OP. You just made my morning!!

[–]watisthatidonteven -1 points0 points ago

annoyingly old.

[–]ThePoonHunter -3 points-2 points ago

I laughed just as hard the 5th time I've seen this.

[–]StewieBanana 0 points1 point ago

I laughed just as hard as the 5th time I saw this.

[–]gmharryc 1 point2 points ago

I laughed just as hard as the 5th time I saw this.

[–]McBurger -2 points-1 points ago

As I saw this for the fifth time, I laughed just as hard.

[–]VonMeatstein -1 points0 points ago

I laugh every time I see this.

[–]orwol -1 points0 points ago

that could have potentially been a lot uglier.

[–]Masshole3000 -1 points0 points ago

This is the grandfather of reposts but it gets me every time. Too funny that little guy.

[–]ThunderMaw29 -1 points0 points ago

Still makes me laugh!

[–]Giant_Robot_Birdhead -1 points0 points ago

The reposts never end!

[–]Eustis -2 points-1 points ago

God, that would suck!

[–]KingNick 0 points1 point ago

Lol I think the visual of people running for their lives from a little puppy that has a "play?" look on its face is priceless :)

[–]iiSinX -2 points-1 points ago

That's no dog! That's Insanity Wolf!

[–]AzMoo 0 points1 point ago

That is the bravest dog I've ever seen. I bet it's not afraid of thunderstorms.

[–]bouffanthairdo -3 points-2 points ago

that's great!

[–]KingNick -2 points-1 points ago

It really is! Dunno why you're being downvoted (though I'm sure people will say "he's not bringing anything to the discussion!!!" as if every comment must be made of gold) but whatever, I at least got you back to 0

[–]ShowMeUrrGenitals -3 points-2 points ago

It makes me sad to think how many dogs have probably ran up and grabbed fireworks only to get their jaw blown off.

[–]KingNick 1 point2 points ago

D,:

[–]Kitty_party 0 points1 point ago

That is exactly what I was thinking :(

[–]jakenice1 -5 points-4 points ago

How the fuck does this make it to the front page so many times

[–]zoidd 0 points1 point ago

because it's fucking hilarious

[–]KingNick -1 points0 points ago

Because its funny and not everyone has seen it

[–]J_M_B -2 points-1 points ago

I think my laughing at this is a Pavlov response. Will always upvote this animation!

[–]suicidemachine -2 points-1 points ago

Smart doggy.

[–]scottswan 0 points1 point ago

Doxies just wanna have fun...

[–]fingawkward -1 points0 points ago

Who the hell sets a roman candle down like that?

[–]ThatMetalBrony666 0 points1 point ago

Obviously that guy.

[–]burnadebt -2 points-1 points ago

I've seen this so many times and it still makes me laugh. =]

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[–]0piat3 0 points1 point ago

Yes, I'm sorry about your childhood.

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[–]infectant -3 points-2 points ago

That certainly was helpful.

[–]oyandake -1 points0 points ago

I am sitting on Econ class laughing at this silly doggy hoping that my classmates don't think I am mental.

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[–]InlineSkate 3 points4 points ago

So just because something was posted 6 months ago it should never be seen by anyone on reddit again?

[–]inuse23 2 points3 points ago

actually this was posted in that "what image always makes you laugh" thread like yesterday. In fact i wouldn't be surprised if thats where OP found it and decided to whore it for the 100th time.

[–]Chip--Chipperson -2 points-1 points ago

You must have quite the life.

[–]KingNick 0 points1 point ago

Wait...pointing out reposts on a website isn't every child's dream??

[–]aliyahFW -5 points-4 points ago

Wow thats so halarios :))