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[–]CosmicPube 0 points1 point ago

It always hurts the first time.

[–]peace_off 1 point2 points ago

That's what... he said?

[–]Villainsoft 0 points1 point ago

Should i be concerned if it no longer hurts?

[–]SELINA999 0 points1 point ago

Yep that sounds about right :/

[–]DrDomiKnoe 0 points1 point ago

I killed myself, then posted this. Like a boss.

[–]gravitary 0 points1 point ago

its ok, we all have to experience it at least once

[–]jordypants 0 points1 point ago

I was not aware of the r/spacedicks sub until I ran across this. I am disappoint.

[–]RoiMan 1 point2 points ago

It's a clay computer if it broke from such a soft and slow hit from that hammer.

[–]CanadaVsBears 0 points1 point ago

Gasoline is not black

[–]TakethatBobaFett 0 points1 point ago

how delightfully elaborate

[–]oadoadoad 0 points1 point ago

Dude! You need to buy a new computer so you can go hangout in r/spaceclop !

[–]yingking0203 1 point2 points ago

Lol my first time was yesterday and I was the same. The first video I saw was a guy putting his entire head in a woman's vagina but it got much much worse after that.

[–]vetle666 -2 points-1 points ago

I luuuve the gif!

[–]defectiveavacado -1 points0 points ago

I feel this way on facebook alot too.

[–]Randall444 0 points1 point ago

I think this applies to Facebook more then r/spacedicks

[–]Fuck_Facebook_Caps -2 points-1 points ago

It applies more to Facebook posts on Reddit than to actual Facebook

[–]Randall444 0 points1 point ago

Relevant username?