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[–]bstewey45 29 points30 points ago

Its time for......PORN!!!!!

[–]duBiYou 8 points9 points ago

I agree porn is more than interesting. Just going through pages and pages just looking for the right one to satisfy your needs.

[–]eyeland12 2 points3 points ago

but.. but im at school :´(

[–]Late_Night_Grumbler 12 points13 points ago

C'mon, all the cool kids are doing it.

[–]GuysTheName[S] 9 points10 points ago

That is what we call an Insanity Wolf

[–]Harold_Grundelson 16 points17 points ago

I just saw this in an AskReddit thread and induced to chuckle. 'twas laugher, I had.

[–]PunkRockPlatypus 5 points6 points ago

I was wondering how much stuff from that thread got posted here

[–]Harold_Grundelson 1 point2 points ago

Those kind of threads seem to hit the AskReddit frontpage on a monthly base, only to have scores of them submitted to r/funny. It's a vicious karma cycle.

[–]Popcorn4Dummies 5 points6 points ago

That couch is soon to be fubar.

[–]korkskrue 2 points3 points ago

If you can't find something interesting on the internet, you're doing it wrong.

[–]BurntTheToast 1 point2 points ago

Then I play tf2 for an hour and the Internet is new again.

[–]Ragnalypse 2 points3 points ago

TF2 has borderless windowed, invest in a second monitor and you'll make your money back 100x over, in karma.

[–]503_Vandal 2 points3 points ago

We all know this feeling: Taking a shit, without your smartphone/reddit generator.

[–]Dominicewan 2 points3 points ago

/r/mildlyinteresting

where i end up at 6 in the morning and all other links are purple :P

[–]Rrose_Selavy 0 points1 point ago

Repost.

[–]Rawtashk 2 points3 points ago

Someone read the "what's the picture that always makes you laugh" thread last night....

[–]iGotChubs4You 2 points3 points ago

When I go on AskReddit and find a thread of people posting funny pictures and then post it onto /r/funny

[–]Shniggles 0 points1 point ago

Try the random button on Wikipedia.

[–]ZellnuuEon 0 points1 point ago

This is how I feel right now.

[–]gak001 1 point2 points ago

You spelled "StumbleUpon" wrong. Facebook, Twitter, and Reddit just aren't cutting it? Well, let's keep hitting the Stumble button like a crack fiend until something mildly interesting pops up.

[–]que_pedo_wey 0 points1 point ago

F5 on reddit.com

[–]uncooked_meat 1 point2 points ago

Sometimes I just stare at my desktop for ten minutes until the Internet becomes interesting again

[–]Vanse 0 points1 point ago

Haha! It's funny because I have no life too!

[–]strumpster 1 point2 points ago

Holy fuck that made my night!

[–]i_ball_daily_G 0 points1 point ago

I stared at this picture for way too long.

[–]masterboat 1 point2 points ago

You stare at a chair?

[–]kbk2015 0 points1 point ago

I laughed way too hard at this.

On a side note, I'm taking a poop.

[–]Yuriegh 0 points1 point ago

My what rustic architecture I must study it more

[–]MildlyEverything 0 points1 point ago

How much catnip did you give that poor kitty? "the worms, man, the little yellow sofa worms, they are singing to me."

[–]keanex 0 points1 point ago

"Should I practice guitar? How about work on my blog? Maybe go for a walk? Let's just check one more page."

[–]Niflhe 0 points1 point ago

What did we do before reddit? I can't remember for the life of me.

[–]metamurpho 0 points1 point ago

Thank you. This actually made me realize what I was doing and start my day.

[–]ComputerSavvy 0 points1 point ago

Interesting chair is interesting.

[–]rawrc 0 points1 point ago

My cat used to sit in the corner staring directly at the intersection of the 2 walls. When you would get her attention, she would turn and meow to say hi, like she was just looking out the window or something. She was special.