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[–]groupgasm 26 points27 points ago

but.. this is your only post

[–]soccerandsnow 7 points8 points ago

As an actual new redditor, this is what I saw as well. An awesome way to describe the feeling of an upvote, but it seems a bit fishy.

[–]chuck001 4 points5 points ago

(S)he may have multiple accounts.

[–]NightlyNews 0 points1 point ago

They is actually less characters to write and more concise than (S)he.

[–]MrMagpie93 0 points1 point ago

Well (S)hit

[–]psychroclasm 0 points1 point ago

ban3

It's either a Batman reference, or they have somehow managed to fuck up badly enough to get banned twice already.

[–]n00bkye 2 points3 points ago

I wish I knew that feel...

[–]SafestSafe 3 points4 points ago

497 upvotes. Your legs must be getting tired by now.

[–]blueGOLDeagle -1 points0 points ago

This is his first post he lied.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 3 points4 points ago

Come to the comment karma side, Luke!

[–]MAttybeats 1 point2 points ago

It feels good to know I was one of the first upvotes you've received to make this worth your time. Fly little post, fly!

[–]SonOfTK421 1 point2 points ago

Holy 90s, Batman. What is he wearing? How did I never notice how ridiculous his outfit was before I saw this?

[–]goonie_goo_goo 3 points4 points ago

I actually do this exact dance whenever I do something awesome around friends. It's the only good part of Rush Hour, and I've been using it for years.

[–]Mness 1 point2 points ago

I was listening to this when i clicked the link, it kind of matches up.

[–]jturkish 0 points1 point ago

i can't stop watching it

[–]trentonsmith 1 point2 points ago

So, you feel totally bankrupt?

[–]Chad_Worthington_3rd -1 points0 points ago

We can tell you're new because you still care about karma.

[–]matty25 0 points1 point ago

You may throw your neck out on this one.

[–]McCat416 0 points1 point ago

It's funny because I actually feel that way...

[–]AbrahamLeanin 0 points1 point ago

You must be ready to jizz now.

[–]aggierogue3 0 points1 point ago

you must be screaming now

[–]civilized_gent 1 point2 points ago

You're learning quickly. Reddit loves gifs.

[–]giz0r -1 points0 points ago

Tell me how you feel when you receive this downvote.

[–]max93093 0 points1 point ago

you actually get one upvote from yourself for posting........

[–]XdannyX 0 points1 point ago

And today dies another young redditor from overdosing on upvotes and promptly dancing to his death

[–]flickrjeff 0 points1 point ago

Damn, I love that movie. lol.

[–]catsmakeweirdnoises 0 points1 point ago

This gif can apply to any situation involving someone who is happy. 2/10 would not upvote

[–]Scrotonimus 0 points1 point ago

It's funny, because this is your only post.

[–]shifty1032231 0 points1 point ago

That pic make me think of a NYPD officer after shooting that guy and wounding 9 others.

[–]Dmelekai 0 points1 point ago

Now you have two!(:

[–]BurntTheToast 0 points1 point ago

That's what he wants.

[–]Razenghan 0 points1 point ago

Don't spend that upvote all in one place. You might end up millions & millions in debt.

[–]journo_j 1 point2 points ago

I'm upvoting because I'm a long time lurker, new member, and can't get upvotes to save my life. I feel like you're my moderately more successful, slightly better looking sibling. I love and hate you all at the same time.

[–]magdalenmaybe 1 point2 points ago

Just upvoted all your things. Welcome to reddit :). Have an excellent Monday.

[–]Moefty -1 points0 points ago

hey ..heey..heey

DOWNVOTE

[–]Navy0Corps -2 points-1 points ago

Fellow New Redditor, i like your post. Upvotes all around!!

And I'm not even gonna repost it either:p

[–]Bagelsrftw -2 points-1 points ago

Now make a gif of you doing this dance!

[–]cfr33zy -2 points-1 points ago

Rush hour is my favorite movie of all time

[–]Dat_Mass_Is_Atomic -2 points-1 points ago

So I karma so hard motherfuckers wanna find me. What's 50 upvotes to a nigga like me can you please remind me? -KanyeKarma.

[–]ronnyman123 -2 points-1 points ago

You always start off with one upvote.

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[–]Mobleyben 0 points1 point ago

This gif gets me every time

[–]Elanor-Rose -2 points-1 points ago

Up up up you go!

[–]krazyhand 0 points1 point ago

I like how you actually only have 1 link karma lol.

[–]paavopesusieni 0 points1 point ago

[–]RowanO -2 points-1 points ago

now here is a downvote for that repost